Now, I'm not one to be biased against consoles just because there aren't any Mario games on them, but I think I'll just have to tell you of this very disgusting X-Box commercial.
It starts off like this: The camera is zoomed in on someone's face. Then the narrator comes and says something.
"This boy is thinking about getting an X-Box. He's thinking about it's 50 great titles and games. He's thinking about the X-Box's good graphics. What he's not thinking about is land the triple ollie slide grind." (or something to that effect)
This is all fine and dandy, but then it shows the kid on a skateboard, and he falls off the rail he was skating on. He falls down, and when he gets up, he says, "Where's my skateboard?"
Here's the clincher: He's turns around so the audience can see... it's wedged up his ass.
