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« on: March 07, 2004, 09:47:35 PM »
Professor E. Gadd sat in his laboratory, pouring over the original blueprints for several of his inventions. It was very late, but there was work to be done.
His Poltergust 3000 sat next to him.
He stood up and Yawned.
"What time is it?" he said, to himself. "Goodness!"
He stood up. "I'd better get to bed."
Suddenly, he heard a knock on his door.
"Who in their right mind would be tromping around in the forest this late. Probably another crazy kid lookin for ghosts..."
The door flew open.
"Hello, Elvin."
"You!" he gasped.
"Yes, me."
"How did you find me!?"
"I went to the Toad Town Library, and poked through a few books about ghosts. Your name inevitably popped up."
The man dropped a book on the floor. On the cover was written: "A Guide to Ghostbusting. By Elvin Gadd."
The creature at the door was certainly not very threatening to look at. In fact, if you had been watching the incident, you would have laughed.
The creature was about a foot taller than the professor, that is to say, he wasn't very big at all. he had strange pointed ears and one tooth that stuck over his upper lip. But what really made him look humorous was his skin color. He was purple.
"What do you want?" The old man said, afraid, but trying not to show it.
"I want to know..."
He walked over to the table.
"...If you ever built this!"
He pointed at the blueprints of a bizzare machine. The Ghost Portrificationizer.
"No! I couldn't make it work! You came here for nothing, so get lost"
"You are a terrible liar. I'll bet You have it in the basement somewhere, gathering dust. I'm sure you have the ghost I'm looking for down there as well. Shall we have a look?"
The Purple creature dragged Elvin down to the basement where, sure enough, the machine was sitting gloomily in a corner with a sheet over it.
"Let's start this thing up."
With a sputter, the machine started.
"Now, where would you keep your ghost portraits...?"
He started to look around.
E. Gadd grabbed a small plastic device from his labcoat pocket. The Game Boy Horror.
He turned it on and started to speak softly into it.
"Luigi! Help me! There's an intergalactic criminal in my house! His name is Tatanga, and he's up to something! Luigi! Pick up the Gameboy! Pick up!" He finished loudly, causing Tatanga to turn around.
"Calling for help!?" He crushed the Gameboy. "It doesn't matter! I'll be long gone by the time anyone get's here!"
He opened another door.
"Aha!"
The room was filled with paintings of Ghosts.
"No..no...no, not you...Where is it?"
He opened a door at the end of the hall.
"Well now. Here we are."
He looked up at an exquisite gold-framed painting of the King Boo.
"And now, old man, since I can't have you saying anything to anyone..."
"Get away from me! Hey! Noooooooo!!"
Mario and Luigi were in a huge hurry.
"Why does she send invitations on the day of the party?" asked Mario.
"I dunno." said luigi. "Hey, have you seen my overalls."
"I think they're all in the wash. You can wear some of mine."
"I can't wear you're overalls!"
"Why not? I wear yours all the time."
"You're like six inches shorter than I am!"
"So? Nobody's going to be looking at your ankles."
Mario and Luigi hurriedly left the house, and Luigi didn't even notice the beeping Gameboy Horror on his way out.
At the party, the brothers were talking with peach.
"So what are those things on yoshis' backs anyway?"
"I honestly have-"
Mario was interrupted by a sound that would put an immediate halt to Any party.
"Hey! What kinda Party is this? Where are the chicks!?"
Wario. The least dsirable person to have at a party in the HISTORY of the mushroom kingdom. And if that wasn't bad enough, tagging along was his brother Waluigi, voted worst breath and least likely to succeed in his high school.
"eeyyyyyy! Whassa goin on 'ere!?"
"Who stopped the music? I know we're awesome, but there aint no need to stop the party!"
Everyone went back, cautiously, to what they were doing.
Wario Marched over to Mario Luigi and Peach.
"What are you doing here?" peach demanded, quite upset, and curious about how they had even found out about the party.
"We came to put a little spice into this shindig!"
Waluigi didn't hear his brother. He was busy putting spice into the punch.
"Nice pants." said Wario looking down at luigi's ankles. His red and green striped socks were showing.
"Look buddy, if you're going to come in and make fun of us, you can just-wait! What's that smell?"
"Hey, don't look at me!"
"No, not that... Get everyone out of here!"
"What?"
"NOW!"
more to come tomorrow.
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