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Forum Games / Smb movie adaption

« on: July 18, 2002, 03:44:16 PM »

There have been a lot of mixed feelings about the Mario Brothers Movie. I have decided to adapt it to make it a little bit more like the mario we all know and love.

We see a cartoon forest full of weird looking trees.
two huge koopas looking like bowser are shown crushing mushrooms beneath there feet.
Narrater explains the whole evolution and split demension thing.
scene goes to mario listening to oldies on the radio and luigi playing an nes.

Radio: and so another girl from brooklyn was kidnapped we believe the kidnappers to be two idiotic males with redish contact lenses and blue hair. We are still conducting a search.
Mario: what kinda times are we livin in? It ain't safe on the street no more! Hey! luigi, we get any calls? Luigi?
(goes over and turns of the tv.)
We get any calls?
Luigi: no.(turns tv back on)
(Phone rings)
Mario: I'll get it.
Luigi:(at the same time as mario)you get it.
Mario: hello, Mario bros. plumming, no leak too small. No, don't touch anything, we'll be right there.
(turns off tv again.)Game over! we got work to do!
(Luigi gets up and straps on a tool belt)

Scene changes and shows a beat up old van with the words "Mario bros. plumbing" on the side, stuck in a traffic jam.
Mario: (imitating luigi) Please let me drive, mario. I know a short cut.
Luigi: Hey! Lemmings make journeys of thousands of miles on instinct alone, man.
Mario: Not in brooklyn traffic!
finally they arrive at the house, but discover that a rival plumbing company has already beat them to it.
Mario:(angry)Scapelli! I hate those ametures!
Luigi: *sigh*(begins to pull the car out of the lot. He sees two of the scapelli workers making obscene gestures toward them.) Why you...
Mario: Chill luigi. We'll beat em to it next time.
Luigi: how do you know?
Mario: Cause next time I'M drivin'.

Cut to a dig site where a woman with brown hair and a yellow t shirt is  digging at some thing with a small garden spade.
a limosine drives up and the window rolls down. Anthony Scapelli sticks his head out.

Scapelli: Hey! doll! Why doncha give up? There aint no dinosuars here. I gotta start digging. I'll pay ya five hundred bucks to leave it alone. Or else, I can't guarantee the safety of you or or anyone else.
Girl: What is that suppose to mean?
(limo drives off. girl leaves off screen.)

We see a human with a fake mustache and sunglasses walk along the pavement to a hotdog stand he buys two hotdogs and leaves to an ugly yellow car.
Man: They say it's dog. You can't really taste it. (throws away bun)
Man 2: We had better get it right this time or He's gonna kill us.
Man: He won't kill us. He aint nice enough.

in the back ground we see the mario brothers van. It comes into focus. It is pulled over on the side by a sidewalk, near a payphone and a convenience store.
Mario: awww. nuts. We need some water.(goes into convenience store)

luigi sits leaning on the van humming the super mario brothers theme. He sees  the girl from the earlier scene walk up to the payphone. She dids through her purse and a ppears frustrated. Luigi walks up to her and gives her a quarter. she looks at him strangly but takes the quarter. Luigi goes back to his van but stares at the girl, while she complains about something on the phone. Mario comes back out of the convenience store.

Mario: Luigi, we're ready to go(mumbles) oh great he's daydreamin again. Luigi!
Luigi:...
(Mario looks to see what he is staring at. The girl walks up to luigi)
Girl: Thanks.
Luigi:(Coming to) Huh?
Girl: For the quarter.
Luigi: Oh! No sweat. Hey, we got a van.
Girl: it's uhh...nice.
Mario: Hahahaha. He askin if ya need a ride. You'll hafta 'scuse my brother.
Girl: thank you. (Climbs in the van)

They arrive at the dig site and the girl steps out of the van.
Luigi: What's your name?
Girl: (hesitates) Uh..Daisy.
Mario:(whispers)Dinner.
Luigi: do you eat?
Daisy: What?
Luigi: dinner?
Daisy: uhh...yeah.
Luigi: tonight?
Daisy: oh! Yes. Dinner sounds nice.
Mario: we'll pick you up at eight.

now's a good time to stop for today.

If it cannot break out of it's shell, the chick will die without being born. We are the chicken. The world is our egg. Smash the world shell! For the revolution of the world!-the student council, "Utena Revolutionary Girl"

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Forum Games / The wars of the mushroom kingdom#1

« on: July 17, 2002, 02:29:23 PM »

Bowser walked back and forth in his throne room. He couldn't come up with just the right plan. He had tried just about everything. Kamek ran into the throne room. He looked very frustrated. "Your majesty!" he cried. "We have problems!"
"What are you talking about kamek?" asked bowser, not in the mood for "problems".
"We have recieved word through our spies, that that horrible purple thing, tatanga, is planning an attack on the mushroom kingdom!"
"Why does that concern us? Tatanga can be stomped by mario all he wants to. He'll get no help from me."
"It's not our help he wants. He will most like ly come after us when he's through with them."
"He won't make it past those plummers. I guarantee it. I've been trying to take over the Mushroom kingdom for years and I still haven't done it."
"Perhaps you are right but you had better hear me out anyway."
"Fine, then."
"He is planning to use a large laser to-"
"How original. go on."
"To blast each major base of the mushroom kingdom's army."
"What about the Mario Brothers."
"He plans to set up a trap fortress,  and kkep them there until the entire war is over. then, He'll use alien technology to create clones. You may remember the Mecha mario brothers? very similar."
"He's planned this far ahead?"
"Yes. We have plans for his gun but they are second rate copies, and seem to be written in pig-latin."
"Pig-latin! Only an evil menace like tatanga could have a native language as terrible or confusing as pig latin!"
"uhhhh... okay. in any case, we must side with the mushroom kingdom. The fate of the koopas depends on it."
"very well then, kamek. We shall call a meeting tomorrow."

If it cannot break out of it's shell, the chick will die without being born. We are the chicken. The world is our egg. Smash the world shell! For the revolution of the world!-the student council, "Utena Revolutionary Girl"

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Forum Games / Captain N: episode 6: The Treasure!

« on: July 15, 2002, 08:10:39 PM »

Kirby, Samus, Lara, and dig-dug, drew their weapons and prepared to fight, for their, in front of them, were the soldiers moving forward from their places on the wall. They advanced, with weapons rusty and worn, pointed at them. Samus charged up the cannon on her arm, lara and dig-dug each drew a pistol. Kirby swelled up to twice his size. They engaged in combat, everyone fighting as hard as they could.
Kirby was backed into a corner he had nothing to do. He was trapped. He opened his mouth and swallowed one of the creatures whole.
"Yuuuckkk!" these guys taste terrible.
Kirby had a large sword in his hand, with which he cut the skeletal warriors into peices. Lara suddenly ran out of ammo.
"Oh no!" she cried.
Dig-dug quickly tossed a packet of ammo across the room. It landed on the floor and one of the skeletons swiftly ran and picked it up, only to be knocked away by a fully charged blast by samus's beam cannon. Samus gave the ammunition to lara and began rapidly firing at the others. Kirby jumped high into the air and transformed into a block of stone, and landed on top of one of the warriors. Kirby transformed back to his pink, round self and was kicked so hard that he smashed into the wall. He got back on his feet and discovered that the star power had been knocked out of him. Kirby desperately swallowed the first thing he saw.
"Let me out of here!" cried lara. Kirby spat her out and obtained a pistol and a nice pair of sunglasses. He began to pick off the fighting undead creatures with the pistol. Finally, Samus loaded a rocket into her arm and fired it, destroying the last one.
The wall began to slide back into the side of the cave. That revealed a doorway. The readied themselves and went in.
Their caution quickly turned to delight when they discovered that instead of more monsters, all that lay in the room were statues and a single chest. After making appropriately sure that the statues really were statues. They slowly went up to the apparent treasure. lara went up ahead. She carefully lifted the lid on the chest, and peeked inside. Her eyes sparkled brightly as she looked at it's contents. The others(except dig-dug) approached her and also saw the inside of the chest. "I'll take this up to the surface." said lara. "You wait here."
"How do we know you won't leave us here?" said kirby. "I'll take the treasure up. Gimme the map. You wait here.
"oh no you don't" cried samus. You just want the treasure for yourself!"
"I would never stoop that low! She's trying to leave us here! and you're taking her side!"
"Ha! You're accusing me of siding with this indian jones wannabe?"
"Hey! Who're you callin a wannabe?"
And so they began to fight. Dig-dug looked on as they argued. This wasn't right. He had known lara croft for a long time and this wasn't how she was supposed to act. Finally, they began exchanging violent blows. That was enough. Something was most definately wrong here. He went up to the chest and looked inside for less than a second. He gasped. This was the very thing that had caused the great wars and battles of the worlds history. A source of unending greed. This was a legend. Suddenly dig dug began to feel the effects. He slammed the chest shut. He jumped on top of it.
"Dig-dug!" he yelled at the top of his tiny lungs.
"Dig dig dig dug. Dig-dug. Dug-dug. dig."
He said to his freinds. evryone stopped fighting. He had a point. The world WAS getting less and less cooperative. They WERE sounding like children.
"Allright." kirby sighed. "I suppose I could be a little nicer to bucket head and the bimbo. I mean lara and samus."
"And I will still split the treasure among these three. despite their insults toward me."
"Dig-dug!"
"And I *sigh* Apologize to kirby an laura. Partners?"
"Partners." said the other two.
"Dig dug!!!"
"But what should we do with the "treasure"?" asked kirby.
Leave it here for some other sap to find.
"who said that?" said kirby.
I did. said the author.
"can you do that?" asked kirby.
Yep. I said.
"Well stop that. It's confusing to the reader." said samus.
oh allright. Oh! It's my cue.
ahem.
Will kirby, samus, dig-dug, and lara continue to get along?
Will they arrive in segaland to help the N team?
Will the treasure continue to plague the world with greed?
Find out in the next, just plain weird, episode of Captain N: the game master.

If it cannot break out of it's shell, the chick will die without being born. We are the chicken. The world is our egg. Smash the world shell! For the revolution of the world!-the student council, "Utena Revolutionary Girl"

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Forum Games / captain N episode 5: The next episode

« on: July 08, 2002, 04:44:45 PM »

Mario and megaman washed up on shore. They were unconscious but alive. Megaman was the first to awaken. He lifted his head up. he was lying on a beach. looking up, he noticed a sign that said "Emerald coast" and another that said "Station square city: 1 mile"
He climbed to his feet and awoke mario. Mario stirred and opened his eyes. He hopped up on his feet quickly.
"where are we?" he asked.
"I think we're in segaland." said megaman.
"Woof woof!" they whirled around to see duke shaking off the water on his body.
"Well, the others are bound to be around here somewhere. We just have to find them." said mario.
"Do you know how big segaland is?" said megaman. "It's huge. chances are, they weren't as lucky as we were. they're probably dead or dying right now."
"No way!" said mario."they can make it. I know they can!"
"They needn't die in vain." said megaman. "we've got to stop the the stikmen!"
"Halt." said a commanding voice. They saw a figure made up of floating green spheres. "stay... where you...are. I am ...VECTORMAN...defender of...Segaland." He said.
Megaman and mario weren't fazed. somehow, this guy just wasn't threatening. Mario prepared to leap and megaman charged up his buster.
"N TEAM... will come to...station...Square...with VECTORMAN."
"I think he's a freind." whispered megaman. They let their guard down and began to follow vectorman to station square.

Simon Belmont swam as hard and fast as he could. He had seen land and was moving steadily toward it.
He finally made it to a shore with a big wooden tower on it. His freind Donkey kong climbed out of the water.
"My hair is a mess!" cried simon, looking into his travel sized mirror. He put it back in his backback and pulled out a comb.
"Hey! Look!" said DK, pointing to the tower.
There, at the top was a bridge with a train pulling out onto it.
"Simon, who was more concerned with his hair, than anything else at the moment, casually looked up. He was surprised to hear the anouncement, "all aboard for station square."

Kirby happily walked in front of samus, and behind dig-dug and laura. "this way." laura said.
"Dig-dug"
Samus and kirby helped with little things, mostly. they killed scorpions and other nasty subterranean things, lit and extinguished the fire, and sang annoying sea-chantes when they were bored.
They came to another part of the maze. a part that was different. It seemed to be manmade. The arcitecture was beautiful. They approached a wall. Leaned up against it were  the bones of soldiers. aligned like statues, they were posed like warriors about to attack.
"Brace yourself everybody." said Laura. She lifted the map to her face and began reading aloud in a strange language.
Slowly the wall seemed to rumble. Everyone drew their weapons.

What will happen to the N-team?
Will Kirby, samus and company find the treasure?
Will anyone actually give feedback on this topic?
Find out in the next episode of: XCaptain N: The game Master!

If it cannot break out of it's shell, the chick will die without being born. We are the chicken. The world is our egg. Smash the world shell! For the revolution of the world!-the student council, "Utena Revolutionary Girl"

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Video Game Chat / Yaaaay!

« on: July 05, 2002, 09:38:12 AM »

They're porting the original sonic adventure for gamecube!!! Whoo-hoo!

If it cannot break out of it's shell, the chick will die without being born. We are the chicken. The world is our egg. Smash the world shell! For the revolution of the world!-the student council, "Utena Revolutionary Girl"

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Forum Games / Captain N-Episode 4: The Confrontation

« on: June 29, 2002, 11:00:34 PM »

I'm back.

Last time: Mario rescued a boy from a burning building. They learn that the fire was started by a family of pirates caled the bonnes. Kirby and samus learn of a possible enemy following them.

The choppper veered left and lowered altitude. "There's a storm coming up!" said pit, looking at a printout from a computer."It's a pretty big one! Going around it will cost us a whole day's time!"
"Then we're going through!" Said kevin. "Raise altitude!"
"Sir, is that a good Idea?" asked pit. "It's a very big storm! We could get lost or even crash in it!"
"It's a chance we'll have to take! We can't waste anymore time! If we don't find the plans for the machine, then goodness knows what the stikmen will use it for!"

Kirby kept a keen eye all around him. He stared periodically in every direction.
"Stop doing that! Your making me nervous!" Said samus, annoyed.
"I have this weird feeling." Said kirby.
"Like we're being watched?" Said samus. "I have the same feeling."
They stopped talking and kept going down the corridor. Samus stepped quickly and charged up the cannon on her arm. she turned and fired down the coridor. It was temporarily illuminated. Two figures were visible for a fraction of a second. "You can come out now. We know your there." A match lit up. The two figures were visible. One of them was a tall woman with sunglasses and a blue tank-top. The second was a short little humanlike creature in a white jumpsuit and helmet. The little man turned on a flashlight. "Dig dug!" said the man. The woman squinted through her sunglasses. "Well, it seems we have a couple of videolanders. What shall we do with them dig-dug?" asked the woman, with an english accent. "I'm Laura Croft. This is my esteemed colleague Dig-dug."
"dig-dug!"
"We are professional tomb-raiders."
Kirby turned from pink t0o solid white. "This is a tomb!?!"
To be continued

If it cannot break out of it's shell, the chick will die without being born. We are the chicken. The world is our egg. Smash the world shell! For the revolution of the world!-the student council, "Utena Revolutionary Girl"