Author Topic: The Door (joke about serious issues here) (Read 32763 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #30 on:** August 10, 2009, 08:36:44 PM »

Thanks Weegee. Thanks a bunch.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #31 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:19:27 PM »

I've long figured dc has dirtyjokes.co.uk on Favorites.

Weegee · « **Reply #32 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:40:56 PM »

No problem, PL. I was expecting exasperation or sarcastic gratitude from you. Anyways,

What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her across the face

dc804 · « **Reply #33 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:12:59 PM »

Quote from: ShadowBrain on August 10, 2009, 09:19:27 PM

I've long figured dc has dirtyjokes.co.uk on Favorites.

I have never heard of that site. I get my material from sickipedia.org.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #34 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:04:35 AM »

You've never heard of it because it probably doesn't exist. I was making fun of the fact that all the jokes you post are profane and/or gross, and are usually full of British terms.

Weegee · « **Reply #35 on:** August 11, 2009, 07:03:16 PM »

ARGUE.

Luigison · « **Reply #36 on:** August 11, 2009, 07:08:01 PM »

Quote from: Weegee on August 11, 2009, 07:03:16 PM

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-07-27/1248713709725.jpg

ARGUE.

http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=12091.0

TEM · « **Reply #37 on:** August 11, 2009, 07:49:40 PM »

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #38 on:** August 11, 2009, 11:25:04 PM »

I tell you what, we don't mess around here in Texas.

Weegee · « **Reply #39 on:** August 11, 2009, 11:28:25 PM »

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #40 on:** August 11, 2009, 11:32:48 PM »

W's actually from Connecticut.

He's just about as dumb as the rest of us down here in Texas regardless.

Trainman · « **Reply #41 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:56:18 AM »

TEM, aaah [darn] man, I kinda laughed at that, but at the same time, meh.

(Only a small number of Texans are actually gun-slinging, "JOO CAIN'T TAKE MAH RIGHTS FER HAVIN GUNZ UH-WAY" kind of people.

Not to correct you...but just, for the record for everyone else...even though this is a non-serious thread I still see someone taking that as "yeah 100% of texans are underwear-wearing-only rednecks who drive Chevrolet pickup trucks everywhere with their mufflers cut off.")

Glorb · « **Reply #42 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:40:27 PM »

DEY TOOK ARE JEEHBS

sadib100 · « **Reply #43 on:** August 14, 2009, 04:05:07 PM »

I'm from Texas, and it's the best nation on Earth. Anyone who disagrees is probably is dinosaur in disguise.

Luigison · « **Reply #44 on:** August 14, 2009, 04:25:24 PM »

Quote from: sadib100 on August 14, 2009, 04:05:07 PM

I'm from Texas, and it's the best nation on Earth. Anyone who disagrees is probably is dinosaur in disguise.

When I saw this I thought it was either someone very ignorant or a troll then I saw who posted it and realized that both are correct. Sorry marioguy. You're going to have to do better than that.