Author Topic: The Silly Mario Fan Theories Thread (Read 191092 times)

The Chef · « **Reply #225 on:** September 19, 2012, 08:42:45 AM »

Is it normal for Bowser's species to grow several times larger than their parents?

WarpRattler · « **Reply #226 on:** September 19, 2012, 08:56:33 AM »

If so, either Bowser Jr. is going to be enormous, or he's adopted.

The Chef · « **Reply #227 on:** September 19, 2012, 09:06:46 AM »

Come to think of it, A's theory also raises the question of who Bowser Jr.'s six other fathers are.

A · « **Reply #228 on:** September 19, 2012, 11:51:33 AM »

Probably six random Boom-Booms and a Pom-Pom (or peach???).

Or maybe Kamek is one of them? And Kammy is the mother?

Weegee · « **Reply #229 on:** September 19, 2012, 04:28:36 PM »

Wendy's man-harem.

BP · « **Reply #230 on:** September 24, 2012, 01:06:30 PM »

Blue Toad and Yellow Toad are the Mario Bros. young apprentices
Sidekicks in training. Somebody has to pick up the torch when the Mario Bros. are dead. Or maybe just when they get lazy. Or have to go deal with some other princess in some other land. Or whatever

If Paper Mario is NOT an alternate reality...
...Mario sees it like anything else. Instead of 120 Power Stars, it's 7 Crystal Stars. The missions to get them are pretty much the same in his eyes except everyone is talking too much. Scenes like Jolene and her brother's tearful reunion, Mario is standing there thinking "Sheesh why can't I get the star? This cutscene is too long, I see the star, I want-a the star gimme it." Bobbery's broken spirit and tragic past with his wife, Mario is thinking "Okay Mr. Bob-Omb Buddy can you open up-a the cannon now? I really need to go to an island level so I can get me a star, c'mon. Err not cannon, boat? Okay this puzzle is too complicated, where is a Wing Cap?"

Electric · « **Reply #231 on:** September 25, 2012, 04:12:32 PM »

I'm willing to believe the second one because it's hilarious.

The Chef · « **Reply #232 on:** September 25, 2012, 05:29:15 PM »

It's kinda like how Kazooie usually cares more about the inevitable Jiggy than the well-being of the NPCs in Banjo-Tooie.

BP · « **Reply #233 on:** September 26, 2012, 03:35:36 PM »

The enemy designers for Super Mario World were time travelers

A wizard with round glasses? It couldn't be more obvious that the Magikoopa is an homage to Harry Potter

The Chef · « **Reply #234 on:** September 26, 2012, 06:22:35 PM »

How do you explain Chargin' Chuck

BP · « **Reply #235 on:** September 26, 2012, 09:31:39 PM »

I don't. You do.

The Chef · « **Reply #236 on:** September 26, 2012, 09:42:10 PM »

Bowser was running out of minions, so he decided to just recruit the Koopa Kingdom's national football team.

BP · « **Reply #237 on:** September 26, 2012, 10:57:37 PM »

Lantern Ghosts are Poes
The pipes they pop out of are portals from Zeldaland. Their appearances change from game to game in the Zelda series depending on the style, so it only makes sense that they appear in Yoshi Game as goofy-looking sheet ghosts.

The Chef · « **Reply #238 on:** September 26, 2012, 11:11:14 PM »

I believe you meant "Hyrule".

So how come Yoshi can't go there even when the game lets you go down the Lantern Ghost pipe?

BP · « **Reply #239 on:** September 26, 2012, 11:13:48 PM »

Oh, sorry. *Grooseland

because of the floor at the bottom, duh! It's a one-way for some reason. Maybe whoever built it was all like "Nu-UH we don't want none of that crazy Mario crap over here"