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Video Games => Video Game Chat => Topic started by: Glitchy on December 19, 2007, 07:06:32 PM
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You get scared when you see a fox because you think it's the top tier.
You ask birds to do splits.
You expect mice to be yellow.
When you see a flower, you pretend to fall down and sleep.
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When you grab a flower and you expect it to blow fire.
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...when you hear someone singing, you grab your sleeping bag before too late.
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Here you go...
- every time you here the name "Mario" you grab a Fire-Proof Suit
- your idea of an "Ultimate Battle" is "Mario VS Link VS Pikachu VS Samus"
- when you think of karma you see Samus shooting Link and Link getting hit and then slashing/breaking Samu's Power Suit until Zero Suit Samus appears
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...when you start beating everyone you fight.
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when you..
- pretend that you ca shoot fireballs, shoot an arm cannon and have a sword and sheild at the same time...
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When you are me.
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You wear matching white gloves and beat up tiny figurines with them on.
You are unaware that lipstick is also a fashion accessory.
You only eat tomatoes with the letter 'M' printed on them in huge black print.
You arrive at an athletics meet with a pair of bunny ears on your head and wonder why you finish always last in the running and jumping events.
You hide in a barrel and wait for it to blast you back out again.
You throw a block of ice at someone and expect them to become encased in it.
You stand atop a tall skyscraper waiting for the Fourside UFO to arrive.
You inflate several novelty balloons designed to look like Pokemon and then try to fight your friends on top of them.
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You consider quickly walking backwards a glitch.
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...You are afraid to walk too far away from one place at a time (for fear of disappearing off the screen and dying).
...The next time you are about to smack someone really hard, you pause for a few seconds in an awkward pose.
...Flood relief efforts are ineffective, due to you beating the sandbags with a baseball bat.
...You try to avoid going to the doctor, knowing full well that he will throw a handful of pills at you before smacking you with his shirt.
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-You jump of a tall building with a umbrella hoping to just float down.
-You try to pull vegetables out of the ground including the metallic surface of a spaceship.
-You eat hearts to recover from any serious injury (animal hearts, of course, as people take offence to cannibalism).
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...When you search for a debug menu so you can see Ditto.
...When you throw balls at random people thinking they will fly off the screen.
...When you post here.
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You can beat Master Hand in one blow
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When you get Pichu to evolve.
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When you unlock the announcer.
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-You unlock Sonic and Tails.
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Shouldn't this be in "Video game chat"? Anyway You've been playing to much smash bros. if you say "Falcon PUNCH!" when you punch someone. That's all I could think of haven't had Smash in a few years. Can't wait to get
a deadly addiction Brawl!
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When you post this thread even though there is another on the same page of this forum just like it, albeit without the "too much" in the title.
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You abide by so called tournament rules and believe it's the only true way of playing, effectively ridding the game of its uniqueness and sucking the fun out of the game.
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Act like any character (Like Mario for example). That's what I used to do when I was a kid.
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You know when you've played too much Super Smash Bros. when...
- you know which pokemon is going to appear out of a pokeball
- the computer A.I. is too afraid to fight you
- you get so good at the game, you unlock the trillion man melee and win
- you unlock Giga Bowser without an Action Replay
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ㅤ ㅤ
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If the only use for a turnip that you can think of is as a projectile.
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When playing Very Hard All-Star, you wait until you have 300% health before using the first heart, and then only allow it to drop to 150% before you run into the light.
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You try to win all your fights for fear of being turned into a trophy.
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You beat Classic on Very Hard. Ooops, I did that today...
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How many times did you die?
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-You develop a fear of white gloves.
-Your computer's hard drive is filled with images of snapshots taken in camera mode.
-You make a forum topic entitled "You know when you've played too much Super Smash Bros. when...".
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How many times did you die?
Twice.
-You make a forum topic entitled "You know when you've played too much Super Smash Bros. when...".
You make a post in the thread about the thread itself.
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You know when you've played too much Super Smash Bros. when...
-You think about a game called Brawl Frenzy X
-You see a big turtle and run yelling "AHHHHHH! GIGA BOWSER!!!!"
-You try to find turnips in the ground
-If you see a hedgehog, you imagine it saying "Sonic's my name, speed is my game!"
-You search Google for juicy spoiler videos from Super Smash Bros. Brawl videos.
If you got all 5: Call 411 or slap yourself when you try to play SSB,SSBM or SSBB (wait...)
If you got 4: Watch how you play
If you got 3: Play, but try not to go crazy
If you got 2: Keep playing! Your doing good!
If you got 1: Keep Playing! Your doing the best you can!
If you got 0: Your either lying or don't have the game. (or maybe just The One.)
I got 2.
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-When you fall off of a cliff and find yourself confused as to why you can't do a double jump or an up-B move to save yourself.
-When you run around hospitals beating up doctors screaming "TAKE THAT DR. MARIO".
-When you get banned from the game preserve for trying to break into the fox cage.
-When you try to actually shoot people with a real life SNES Super Scope.
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When you play Wii Boxing, you continually shout FALCON PUNCH!!
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You tell everyone that you unlocked Sonic and Tails in Melee
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When you think you'll come back to life after jumping off a 120 story building.
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When theres a tie between you and a buddy in a race and you go into sudden death mode.
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When you complete event 50 and 51 with no damage taken and no lives lost.
When you see a white glove, you think it's going to shoot you with bullet bills.
When you can play as Ness and never ever die.
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... you lose your ability to move left and right, and can only move forward, backward, up and down.
... you turn over every cardboard box you see, just in case Snake is watching you.
... since you don't have a Wii, your going to build one from scratch just to play SSBB.
... people ask you why your always looking up to the sky, you reply, "waiting for a pokeball to fall".
... the announcer retires after your many years of play.
... you see a construction sight, you mistake it as someone building their own stage.
... you hire a construction team of your own to build a stage.
... you can translate the language of Pokemon.
... you can turn all your trophies into playable characters.
... you win several awards in photography based on your pictures in SSBM.
... you think every fighting game after SSB is a ripoff of SSB.
... you aspire to develop a flatulence like Wario's.
... you get a career in professional Boxing, and try to use a falcon punch on the opponent.
... you calmly walk out on a street with dozens of cars driving by, confident that being hit by one will only result in 25% damage.
... you wonder why people don't fly in the air when you uppercut them.
... you can replicate the entire SSBB theme music by whistling.
... you start seeing Cd's on the streets, and collect them.
... you are afraid to go to stadiums, in fear of a subspace army invasion.
... you think the graphics in SSBB are so real, you start an active search for all the characters.
... you have all the symtoms described in this topic. (I know I do.)
Woo, that's a lot...
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When you throw a pokeball and Missingno. comes out.
You throw a baseball at someone, thinking a pokemon will come out
You unlock The Announcer in SSBB
You unlock Tabooas a character
If you see a UFO you try to jump on top of it
You jump out of an airplane thinking you will show up back inside the airplane.
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.....you see a mouse and run away screaming.
.....you won't go into pet shops anymore.
.....you keep a machine gun with you when visiting the zoo's monkey house.
.....the annoucer gets a sore throat.
.....you punch anybody who says they're Italian.
.....your controller turns to dust.
.....the game disc melts.
.....you beat the Endless Melee.
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When you throw a pokeball and Missingno. comes out.
Why, I'm flattered.
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when you're scared that a regular fox might shoot your kneecaps and roundhouse kick you in the face.
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-you run away from anyone with a triforce symbol on their body
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You think you have a 70% chance of getting a trophy with one penny.
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You can do triple jumps.
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you yell out challenger approaching every time someone enters a room
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When you die everything slows down as you fall to the ground.
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- Every time you see someone dressed like Mario you call the Fire Department and put on water-prof pants
- Whenever you see a picture in the nagtive mode a flower grows out of your head and you fall asleep
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-You think all arcade games are like the Coin Launcher in Brawl.
-You collect Nintendo stickers.
-You collect Nintendo trophies.
-You line up your trophies and take pictures of them.
-You get you and your friends to go on an adventure like SSE.
-You start to fall like Sheik.
-You can Falcon Punch & Kick.
-When someone says guitar, you think of the Mute City theme.
-When someone says racing, you think of F-Zero.
-You attach a water pump to your pants and shoot people when they bother you.
-You try to unlock yourself because you think you're the best player.
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That last one, lol.
-You hear thunder and think it means a PK Starstorm is about to strike.
-When you get bullied, you pull out a round shield for defense.
-You see a target in a police academy and run up to punch it.
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- When you're playing Sonic Adventure 2: Battle and try to taunt after destroying an enemy...
- ...and when you try to do a mid-air dodge in the very same game.
I'm guilty of both. >_<
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Why, I'm flattered.
I posted that because Missingno. is a pokemon from Red/Blue/Green. You should know that,however.
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And he also said "Wow, I'm flattered," as a joke.
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you yell out challenger approaching every time someone enters a room
That sounds like a good idea. I'll try it sometime! :P