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Author Topic: You know when you've played too much Super Smash Bros. when...  (Read 13302 times)

« on: December 19, 2007, 07:06:32 PM »
You get scared when you see a fox because you think it's the top tier.
You ask birds to do splits.
You expect mice to be yellow.
When you see a flower, you pretend to fall down and sleep.

silverstarman

  • Chock full of misinformation
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 09:06:19 PM »
When you grab a flower and you expect it to blow fire.

nodyarG

  • Wishes he was as cool as Luigi
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2007, 12:05:27 PM »
...when you hear someone singing, you grab your sleeping bag before too late.
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megamush

  • Infinite member error
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2007, 03:02:42 PM »
Here you go...

- every time you here the name "Mario" you grab a Fire-Proof Suit
- your idea of an "Ultimate Battle" is "Mario VS Link VS Pikachu VS Samus"
- when you think of karma you see Samus shooting Link and Link getting hit and then slashing/breaking Samu's Power Suit until Zero Suit Samus appears
What ever you do don't press Ctrl-W

Kimimaru

  • Max Stats
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2007, 03:39:26 PM »
...when you start beating everyone you fight.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

megamush

  • Infinite member error
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2007, 04:19:07 PM »
when you..

- pretend that you ca shoot fireballs, shoot an arm cannon and have a sword and sheild at the same time...

What ever you do don't press Ctrl-W

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2007, 02:56:46 AM »
When you are me.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2007, 03:26:30 AM »
You wear matching white gloves and beat up tiny figurines with them on.
You are unaware that lipstick is also a fashion accessory.
You only eat tomatoes with the letter 'M' printed on them in huge black print.
You arrive at an athletics meet with a pair of bunny ears on your head and wonder why you finish always last in the running and jumping events.
You hide in a barrel and wait for it to blast you back out again.
You throw a block of ice at someone and expect them to become encased in it.
You stand atop a tall skyscraper waiting for the Fourside UFO to arrive.
You inflate several novelty balloons designed to look like Pokemon and then try to fight your friends on top of them.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2007, 05:03:52 AM »
You consider quickly walking backwards a glitch.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2007, 08:03:27 AM »
...You are afraid to walk too far away from one place at a time (for fear of disappearing off the screen and dying).
...The next time you are about to smack someone really hard, you pause for a few seconds in an awkward pose.
...Flood relief efforts are ineffective, due to you beating the sandbags with a baseball bat.
...You try to avoid going to the doctor, knowing full well that he will throw a handful of pills at you before smacking you with his shirt.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

N64 Chick

  • one ticked chick
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2007, 11:04:44 AM »
-You jump of a tall building with a umbrella hoping to just float down.
-You try to pull vegetables out of the ground including the metallic surface of a spaceship.
-You eat hearts to recover from any serious injury (animal hearts, of course, as people take offence to cannibalism).
Fangirling over Luigi since 1999.

Hacker Pikachu 25

  • Technicolor nightmare
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2007, 11:25:52 AM »
...When you search for a debug menu so you can see Ditto.
...When you throw balls at random people thinking they will fly off the screen.
...When you post here.
Klonoa is the best game I've played YET!!!

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2007, 11:44:43 AM »
You can beat Master Hand in one blow
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2007, 11:45:41 AM »
When you get Pichu to evolve.
No! I don't want that!

« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2007, 02:52:45 PM »
When you unlock the announcer.

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