Author Topic: Xbox Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 7264 times)

MadRhetoric · « **on:** March 11, 2002, 11:44:52 PM »

The Xbox I 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99999990.099 times better than Nintendo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by Bill Gates on 10:299:3438 20183/3920\993030\111111111119

Chika-Flicka!!!(as in cute girls)...Bwahahahaha I have come to The Mushroom Kingdom(not the place,the website!!) in search of a cute girl to steal away to my castle and Date!!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Eat yer heart out Bowser!!!!!! Beware!!! I am prone to flame anyone who dares get on my nerves!!!!!!M-M-M-MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

marioman333 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2002, 06:22:08 AM »

I think I'm gonna be sick.BILL GATES WAS HERE!AT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!SOMBODY GET DEEZER!

Welcome to Dark World,I am your guide Grim.I will show you to your room,your fate awates you.

Paper Mario · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2002, 06:32:52 AM »

no........MamaMiaMario is just doing that
and anyway......HE IS A GIRL AND A BOY!!!!
and he put the title in and wrote in Bill Gates Edited it.what an Idiot.....don't you know we are better then you?I can make a better topic then this.

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2002, 08:47:01 AM »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... ... ... ... ...

YOU TRAITOR MAMAMIA MARIO! YOU SHALL BE SENT TO THE DEEPEST, DARKEST PITS OF THE MICROSOFT COMPANY, WHERE YOU WILL BE FORCED TO PLAY THE XBOX FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT!

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"Bwa ha ha! Guess who it is, loyal Mario fans...

It is I, King Bowser... ruler of all Koopas, big and small. I have come to take over the Mushroom Kingdom (no, not the place...I mean the WEB SITE!)! Deezer, you will surrender your troops to me, or else you will never see your precious Mario again! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Super Yoshi 7175 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2002, 09:03:19 AM »

Good he makes people mad as it is.

Mario and Yoshi rule!
http://www.geocities.com/chauncey7175/Yoshies_Super_Island.html is a great Place for Yoshi! Ps.Visit the message board! note:Im also Ludwig Von Koopa as well as SuperYoshi7175.

screech the hedgehog · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2002, 01:52:49 PM »

this saddens me but I am not going to flame anyone for their opinions.

Junkian: By George kimo sabies! your smashed up freind soon be like new with ninety day warranty!

cable04 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2002, 02:49:17 PM »

hey, money was here?
tell him thanks for windows
but i hate the xbox

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''''''''dig it, cats and kittens''''''''>>>neutrino (tmnt)

Super Mario · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2002, 03:20:44 PM »

Ah, come on now. Why do you guys always get like that? "I hate XBox" here, and "Down with Sony!" there. I mean, what's the big deal? What did they do to you? It'd be boring if only Nintendo existed anyways, 'cause then you'd have nothing to compare their superiority to, right?

Anyways, come to my place at 8-10 Pm for Pasta. Lots of pasta. Mm'kay?

Born To Play:

"What if everything you see is more than what you seeâ€“ the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn''t? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you''''ll find many unexpected things."

-Shigeru Miyamoto

cable04 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2002, 03:29:24 PM »

will you even have spaghetti?
ravioli?
lasagna?
umm...i dunno how to spell other pastas

in memory of that marble mouthed superclownman...0-/<):
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''dig it, cats and kittens''>>>neutrino (tmnt)

DarthTedd64 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2002, 04:14:15 PM »

Did you know that "spaghetti" is Italian for "dead earthworms"?

Microsoft X-Box unanimously voted "Worst Game Console There Ever Was And Ever Will Be"

Super Mario. · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2002, 04:53:58 PM »

We dont need x-box to prove nintendos worth! We only need nintendo and the sga characater Sonic. Thats competion even though its on 1 system get rid of X-box Ps1 Ps1! Mamma Mia Mario is a little stupid thinking we would belive bill gates was here!

Mario:Its a-me Mario! Bowser:soon it will be dead Mario! Mario:HELP! Yoshi:Wake up Mario you had a bad dream! Mario:I will get you Bowser! Yoshi:You dont understand! Mario throws you across his bedroom who lands on the floor. Luigi:You got him. Mario:I had a drem I threw Bowser and blew him out of TMK! Luigi:More like Yoshi! Yoshi:Thats ok what do we supposed to do today? Peach:HELP! Yoshi:Oh..that! Mario:Lets-a-go!

Darkside · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2002, 05:08:36 PM »

Okay,here comes Darkside's words of wisdom.Who realy cares if someone like X-box?It's not like on this board you HAVE TO like ONLY nintendo.Everyone is different.God made us that way.Nintendo isn't THE BEST system you know(to me it's the best,in my opinion).That was Darkside's words of wisdom.

"Mario is the best.He is the most favorite plumber"-Mark Twain
"He''s better than me!"Plumber
"He could never kill Pokemon"Ash Ketchum
"Hello.Would you want a sponge?"-telamarketers

Super Mario. · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2002, 05:20:45 PM »

Not-a-bad But I cant agree I Mario well am Nintendo's mascot this is a forum about Me! So talk a-bouta x-box someplace that-a cares or i'll get-a my buddy Yoshi to eat your-a pc so dont-a talk-a about x-box here ok!

Mario:Its a-me Mario! Bowser:soon it will be dead Mario! Mario:HELP! Yoshi:Wake up Mario you had a bad dream! Mario:I will get you Bowser! Yoshi:You dont understand! Mario throws yoshi across his bedroom who lands on the floor. Luigi:You got him alright! Mario:I had a drem I threw Bowser and blew him out of TMK! Luigi:More like Yoshi! Yoshi:Thats ok what do we supposed to do today? Peach:HELP! Yoshi:Oh..that! Mario:Lets-a-go!
(Im the real Mario the one who beats Bowser!)

donkeykongfan · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2002, 05:58:08 PM »

Don't believe him! Bill Gates was NOT here mama mia is a lier!

P.S. x-boxes are the lamest things to ever set foot on this planet.

Paper Mario · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2002, 05:58:50 PM »

I can make a better topic then this......

Dear God! Im flat!

Captain Nintendo · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2002, 07:37:31 PM »

MammaMia, puh-leese!!!

After reading all of the posts that you have answer to, I know that you are one of THE MOST anti-Microsoft/XBox person on the entire forum!

As a matter of fact, the post that you put in my "The Nintendo Zone:Episode 1(Humor)" proves it!

So stop faking before I get Mario to drop-kick you out the window!

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"What if everything you see is more than what you see - the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn''t? You either dismiss it or accept that there is much more to the world than you think."

- Shigeru Miyamoto
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"Here We Go!"

- Mario
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Captain Nintendo · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2002, 07:43:46 PM »

"Ah, come on now. Why do you guys always get like that? "I hate XBox" here, and "Down with Sony!" there."

Because it's fun!

"I mean, what's the big deal? What did they do to you?"

I accidently bought one of Sony's defective CD players. And Microsoft screw up my computer with their 'Microsoft Word 6.0" program.

"It'd be boring if only Nintendo existed anyways, 'cause then you'd have nothing to compare their superiority to, right?"

No, cause then Sega would still be a console maker.

After all their years of failure, they finally succeeded with the DreamCast. That is, they would've if the Playstation 2 wasn't around. And the fact that there would only be 2 consoles make it easier for us to have more games than we do now.

"Anyways, come to my place at 8-10 Pm for Pasta. Lots of pasta. Mm'kay?"

Mamma mia! Pasta?! I'll be there early!!

______________________________
"What if everything you see is more than what you see - the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn''t? You either dismiss it or accept that there is much more to the world than you think."

- Shigeru Miyamoto
______________________________
"Here We Go!"

- Mario
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Green Luigi · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2002, 07:56:58 PM »

Death to X-box and to Mama Mia Mario for posting this topic.

I''m-a Luigi, number one!

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2002, 09:12:03 PM »

Can't you take a Joke??? I knew you wouldn't BELEIVE Bill Gayes(woops Gates!) Edited my message,I was just trying to be funny in a sick way. DIE YOU B*STARD BILL GATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You Can Go To H*ll Along With Your ****ed XSH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*foams at mouth* MUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2002, 09:12:04 PM »

Can't you take a Joke??? I knew you wouldn't BELEIVE Bill Gayes(woops Gates!) Edited my message,I was just trying to be funny in a sick way. DIE YOU B*STARD BILL GATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You Can Go To H*ll Along With Your D*mned XSH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*foams at mouth* MUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT edited by Gill gayes(woops Bill Gates)

Chika-Flicka!!!(as in cute girls)...Bwahahahaha I have come to The Mushroom Kingdom(not the place,the website!!) in search of a cute girl to steal away to my castle and Date!!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Eat yer heart out Bowser!!!!!! Beware!!! I am prone to flame anyone who dares get on my nerves!!!!!!M-M-M-MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 3/12/2002 7:13:58 PM

cable04 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 13, 2002, 03:24:36 PM »

mmmm...that was a great pasta dinner

in memory of that marble mouthed superclownman...0-/<):
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''dig it, cats and kittens''>>>neutrino (tmnt)

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #21 on:** March 14, 2002, 07:42:36 PM »

Whoa!
I liked the pasta too!
And why is this in General mario chat?
I agree.
GO AWAY YOU PATHETIC LITTLE BILL GATES!!!!!!
Sorry,I couldn't control myself......

Mario:Welcome too the mushroom kingdom.
Kirby:Welcome too dreamland!
Samus:No!!Welcome too planet zebes!
Yoshi:Welcome too yoshi''s island!
Wario:Welcome too Wario''s woods!
D.K.:Welcome too kongo jungle!
Berry bostwig:Welcome too the diet pepsi twist commercial!
Mario:Who''s berry bostwig???
Berry bostwig:I dunno....
Donald duck:Why am I here???
I don''t belong in some supid nintendo website!
Deezer:Don''t you call this place stupid!*rips donald into pieces*

*~*Stealth-LinK*~* · « **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2002, 02:50:53 PM »

i knew mama mia mario was jst jokin or his name would be
I
Love
Bill
Gates

or something

Mario:Ive quit my job as a plumber and i''ve become a sleasy pizzaman
Snifit:Id like a large with double mushrooms please.
Mario:here you go.
Snifit:This pizza tastes like @$$ and i feel funny now.
Mario:Well i didnt want to go and pick fresh grade A mushrooms case i''d have to drive a few miles to the supermarket Instead I bought the red ones from some drug dealin kid, and i picked the white ones from the little spot in my backyard where yoshi does his business.
Snifit:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

bob heihoo · « **Reply #23 on:** April 14, 2002, 06:41:58 AM »

I don't care that you like the x-box more than the gamecube but more than nintendo, i can never forgive you

I am the all powerful Mamuu (Wart) and I am here to take over Sub-Con then, The Mushroom kingdom then, The Mushroom kingdom (the site)then, The Mushroom World then, Hyrule then, oh forget it.

John Star · « **Reply #24 on:** April 14, 2002, 02:10:33 PM »

even if your joking don't say Xbox in the best

TheStoneMonsteR · « **Reply #25 on:** April 14, 2002, 02:16:35 PM »

i do hate sony, they ruined the gaming indrustry.
They used there advitising power to make the psx look cool so ppl brought it, they don't make good games.
i remember the 16-bit war. That was fun. they competed by making better games.

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Shigeru Miyamoto i love j00

MarioSpiceMeat · « **Reply #26 on:** April 14, 2002, 05:59:52 PM »

Xbox kinda licks my open-heart hole of oblivion and spicey meat-a-balls.

AddictedToMario · « **Reply #27 on:** April 16, 2002, 04:25:52 PM »

*sighs* You people really don't get it. I think it's about time someone talks some sense into you. WHO really cares if someone likes Xbox or not. It's THEIR opinion. I LOVE Xbox. I HAVE an Xbox and play it all the time. I believe everyone here has Fanboy phobia. This is a MARIO forum, not a nintendo forum and kill everyone who likes Sony or Microsoft. I mean half of you probably never have played Xbox before, or if they did it was only for 10 minutes. Yes the controller is weird at first but afterwards it feels REALLY comfortable. After I play my Xbox and start playing my Gamecube the controller is really small. Don't even say that it doesn't have any good games. Anyone hear of Halo. That should be a good enough reason right there. Unless your not alowed to play Mature games. So I think it's pretty pathetic to just like nintendo. My suggestion is get over your Fanboy ways and get a little variety in your gaming future. (P.s I don't care if you don't like what I said. This needed to be said some day)

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #28 on:** April 16, 2002, 06:10:36 PM »

AHHH!! I Quick! Let's form an Angry MOB and run Mario Addict of the Forum!!!!!!

DarthTedd64 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 18, 2002, 05:12:55 PM »

If you love X_BOX what are you doing on a NINTENDO forum? Especially one with heavy anti-X-Box sentiment. I hate X-Box, as you can tell from my new sig.

--- 2002 Bad Awards --- Given to the worst.
Worst videogame console: X-Box
Worst computer/videogame company: Microsoft
Stupidest person on earth: Bill Gates
Ugliest person on earth: Britney Spears

AddictedToMario · « **Reply #30 on:** April 18, 2002, 06:22:08 PM »

Corection:This is a MARIO forum not an NINTENDO forum