Well, I only read it because . . . my friend sent it to me . . . yes. But I will never, EVER, be able to play as Peach in SSBM again. And if I do, buggered if I'm picking up any Super Mushrooms.
(Never, ever, EVER, NEVER, ever, never, nerver, nevyer, EVER . . . etc.)
Marioguy's just high on life. He uses his pillow.
"We took pity on him because he''d lost both parents at an early age. I think that, on reflection, we should have wondered a bit more about that."
--Lord Downey, Terry Pratchett''s "Hogfather"