Author Topic: Xbox Deaths (Read 6636 times)

MarioBro64 · « **on:** October 01, 2003, 05:34:09 PM »

What would you do if you woke up and found an Xbox on your bed as if it was about to kill you?

I would grab it toss it at the wall then grab my golf club(yes I keep a little toy golf club in my room) and beat it insanely until it was wires and micro-chips.

Now what would you do if it happened to you?

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Insane Steve · « **Reply #1 on:** October 01, 2003, 06:13:04 PM »

Probably find one game for it I liked (Which I might have a really, really hard time doing), and play it until I get bored, then shove it in a closet, only displaying it when my shallow anti-NGC swim team comes over.

Come to think of it, now that the NGC is only $100 US, I might buy it...

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nintendofreak · « **Reply #2 on:** October 01, 2003, 06:14:16 PM »

I would grab my GameCube then smash the X-Box then hang it on my celing as a punging bag.

X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".

Black Mage · « **Reply #3 on:** October 01, 2003, 06:17:45 PM »

I would probably make a new screen name, create a signature that is similar to my own, and then begin to spam the forums about how much I hate the X-Box.

But, that's only if I found one in my bed.

luigi~lover · « **Reply #4 on:** October 01, 2003, 06:49:27 PM »

I would wait til halloween, and instead of egging a house that the someone who is inside that didn't give me candy and throw it through their window.

lookie lookie everyone~!~ I''m a cat _-Quack-_

Markio · « **Reply #5 on:** October 01, 2003, 06:54:07 PM »

This is obvious. I'd sell it for money.

If all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them?

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 01, 2003, 07:35:46 PM »

Good one Markio! ;)

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WarpRattler · « **Reply #7 on:** October 02, 2003, 06:22:44 PM »

I'd use a copy machine on it a few times...then sell them...make a few hundred dollars...then buy a GC and some games...

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #8 on:** October 03, 2003, 06:28:24 PM »

I'd sell it. Heck, it's free.
Waste not, want not.

The Big Boo · « **Reply #9 on:** October 03, 2003, 07:12:26 PM »

I might buy Halo or Ninja Gaiden for it.

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 04, 2003, 10:20:37 PM »

Ok, now what would you do if an evil Xbox that was holding an axe was following you while you're walking outside.

I would of hidden some where then grab the stupid thing rip it piece by piece and stuff it in the recycling bin then it would be melted down into tin cans.

What would you do?
Keep in mind I'll change the Evil Xbox ideas every once in a while.

Obey the sock puppet!!! @_@

Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/4/2003 9:38:48 PM

Markio · « **Reply #11 on:** October 04, 2003, 10:25:28 PM »

I would go up to it, ask it how it got arms to hold the ax, and it's arms would disappear like in cartoons. Then I would sell it for money.

If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 05, 2003, 12:50:44 PM »

I got over 300 posts! I've been here 3 months! ^v^

Obey the sock puppet!!! @_@

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 07, 2003, 08:26:21 PM »

Now that "everybody" posted here's a new plot:

What would you do if you were in the store and you go up to the Electronics section and an Xbox was at the counter shooting at you and others with a machine gun.

I would run and try to dodge its pourly aimed shots, go behind it, grab it's gun, and shoot it 'til it was scraps. Then I would charge for people to buy it's parts.

What would you do?

MarioBro64 in the hiz-ouse!

Markio · « **Reply #14 on:** October 07, 2003, 09:02:40 PM »

Run to the camera section, grab a video camera, set it up, then, on film, I'd sneak up behind the x-box, grab the gun from it, and destroy the gun. Then I'd sell the x-box for money.

If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.