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Video Games => Video Game Chat => Topic started by: TEM on September 20, 2008, 05:39:26 PM
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Mention and discuss things that made you drop your jaw, gasp or poop your pants in a videogame. (try not to vomit lists, give detailed descriptions of things and why you thought they were amazing)
The first time I saw the credits for Portal I was amazed. The song, the visuals and the perfect fit it had with the rest of the game makes Portal the only game I've beaten again just so I could watch the credits.
Fighting Boba Fett in Star Wars: Shadow of the Empire. I never expected to see him in the game and actually battling him one on one totally made me freak.
The first time I played Wii I thought it was the most amazing thing that ever happened. My level of freak was probably the highest ever.
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1) The name of this topic
2) The chainsaw dude in RE4 (well, actually, I pooped a lot)
3) The first time I played Portal and thought, "Whoa, Source can actually render this type of stuff?"
4) The slow irradiation death sequence in COD4
5) The ending of MGS3 (the first time I actually cried because of a videogame)
6) Seeing Crysis run on full settings on my friend's paradimensional supercomputer
7) Ravenholm
8) The Convicts fight in Dead Rising
9) Playing the first GH back in '05
10) Pretty much all of The Lurking Horror
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What I can think of at the moment:
-First watching the intro to SSBM
-First using the Wii/playing Wii Sports and Excite Truck
-Twilight Princess in general
-Playing the first level of SMG
I don't really play survival horror, war, or stealth games, so my list is somewhat limited.
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When I caught a shiny Tentacool.
When a wild shiny rayquaza appeared.
When said shiny rayquaza killed itself thanks from the confusion caused by his own outrage.
Many years later actually capturing the blessed shiny rayquaza after many resets until it appeared again.
Many final boss battles. Especially Zelda Ocarina of time and Wind Waker. That last one, it was truly, just... can't do it justice with words.
And generally all of Majora's Mask.
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try not to vomit lists
Hummmmmm... When I first used the Fat Shark in F-ZERO GX. It's fast. Really fast. Then I learned how to snake and tried it on Mute City: Sonic Oval. Doing that it's REALLY FAST. I bet I'd have everything in GX unlocked if I could use the Fat Shark in the story mode instead of the Blue Falcon. Except Phoenix, Chapter 1 is ridiculous on Very Hard.
One of the last bosses of MOTHER 3. It's called the Natural Killer Cyborg (but they just call it the NK Cyborg for short). It's basically an ENORMOUS saggy pig-crab-brain-robot. It doesn't fit on the screen when you battle it.
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The ending of Braid.
The ending of Braid.
The ending of Braid.
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Here's a good one: Playing Burnout Revenge as your first Burnout game. If playing Burnout for the first time is like getting high for the first time, playing Revenge is like snorting a mountain of cocain, sugar and energy drinks.
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The first time I played Excite Truck. Then, the first time I played the Nebula level in Excite Truck.
Also, every time I played F-Zero GX in progressive scan on a big projector.
All of them made me short of breath for a while.
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First time encountering giant banana peels in Double Dash.
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Encountering the WEAPONS in FFVII. Ultima Weapon scared the crap out of me, but the subsequent destruction after meeting Emerald and Ruby was also very poop-worthy.
Also, I when I completed SM64DS 100% only to get to the castle roof and found out that there is pretty much nothing up there.
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Two of the three endings of R-TYPE Final.
The first ending is the "proper" ending of the game, in which you finally destroy the Bydo Empire. After flying through the most disturbing level in any retail shooter ever (except maybe Cho Aniki, which doesn't count), you have to fling the Force - your power-up sphere that is the main weapon of the R-TYPE series - into the Bydo Core, then blast it a bit, and then, while dodging flying Force spheres, hold the square button until your weapon's now-cracked charge meter is flashing the word "FINAL" - about 45 seconds, which normally doesn't seem like a long time, but feels like an eternity here. The two seconds following the release of that button are simultaneously the most awesome display of power by a player character in any shmup ever and the end of the God-forsaken Bydo Empire (R-TYPE Command doesn't go against the second part of that statement because it's a prequel).
In the stage before the second ending, you appear in a spinning room with a monster that drops polyhedrons and fires at you and stuff. All you have to do is destroy the monster. However, the cutscene and the stage that follows are the largest shift in any shmup I've ever played. Spoilers below for anyone who doesn't care enough to play the game themselves...
At the beginning of the stage, you fly through the front wall of the previous stage, where you transformed into a Bydo ship. You must destroy ships from no less than seven series used in Operation: Last Dance, finishing with a single R9-A, who steals your Force halfway through the battle.
Unfortunately, the third ending isn't nearly as epic as either of the other two, unless you're talking about difficulty - it's an endurance run, in which you get cast forward into the 26th century (when the Bydo were created) and have a single chance to fight your way back to your own time.
Also, every stage of SPAC3 INVADERS EXTR3ME. You guys should've bought this game back in June (or earlier, if imports are your thing), so I'm not going to explain it.
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1. Collecting all 3 Dragoon Parts in Kirby Air Ride without knowing what they were, then assembling the thing.
2. Like Uvaz, encountering my first shiny pokemon.
3. Playing Kingdom Hearts 2 for the first time (not counting the 4-hour intro, which was rather unimpressive).
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I don't think anything in a videogame has amazed me more than the first time I saw the circling-around-the-castle intro to SM64.
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Also, every stage of SPAC3 INVADERS EXTR3ME.
I really wish people would stop spelling it that way. I don't care if it's correct.
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Here's some
1. My first video game, Super Mario Bros. 3.
2. Beating the first video game I ever played.
3. Getting the SNES
4. Finally finding a copy of Super Mario World after renting it many, many times.
5. The N64's release.
6. Playing said N64.
7. Super Mario 64.
8. The Game Boy Color
9. Playing Super Mario Bros. 2 on the GBA
10. Animal Crossing
11. The Wii
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The first time I saw the ending of Mario is Missing. Luigi launches Bowser out of a cannon, into a snowbank, where he freezes solid and then falls apart into tiny little pieces. Pretty violent for an edutainment game.
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I pooped myself when "Colonel Campbell" went nuts in MGS2. I mean, how could a line like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOdKJyT2d8&feature=related) not scare/freak the bajeebeez out of you?
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I pooped myself when "Colonel Campbell" went nuts in MGS2. I mean, how could a line like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOdKJyT2d8&feature=related) not scare/freak the bajeebeez out of you?
Who couldn't resist pooping at that?! He gets really freaky. "Turn the game console off now." "Honestly you have played the game long enough, don't you have anything better to do?"
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Vivian joining my party in PMTTYD.
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The sound the GameBoy Player makes when you remove a game while you are playing it.
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The ending of Braid.
The ending of Braid.
The ending of Braid.
the real ending of Braid.
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Turning on Metroid Prime 3 for the first time. The creepy chanting was amazing!
Actually playing MP3 was also a poop-worthy moment. I didn't have a clue what space opera was until I got corrupted, so to speak.
Zelda Twilight Princess was another defining gaming moment in my life that unwillingly made me expell various wastes from my bowels. It was one of my first "hardcore" games I had ever played.
That's pretty much it.
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Turning on Metroid Prime 3 for the first time. The creepy chanting was amazing!
Ah, yes, that's another one. Which reminds me: The final boss battles in MP1 and 2. WHOA.
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Final boss in OoT
The final blow in TWW
Shadow Lugia in Pokemon XD
Watching the SSBM intro for the first time
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Pokemon XD
That game title always makes me think that the developers are laughing at the game...as oppoesd to DX, which brings up something that made me "poop a little" in a bad way.
--Sonic's forehead in Sonic Adventure DX
Seriously, man. What was up with that. Now then, the good list.
--Watching the intro to Melee for the first time
--Watching the intro to Katamari Damacy every time
--Watching the link that PL posted and realizing that I now need to pick up MGS2
--The ending cutscene of Meta Knight's revenge in Kirby Super Star Ultra
--Playing as Darth Vader in the first level of "Force Unleashed". This may not be a poop-worthy moment for everyone, but for me it was. The sheer awesomeness of throwing Wookies off of a bridge using the force was amazing.
--The first time I played Pokemon Silver
--The first time I ever saw a Falcon Punch
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Half-Life 2 has been making me poop a lot lately.
Walking across the bottom of that bridge actually induced mild acrophobia and then having to do it again when that helicopter thing is trying to kill you because you need more missiles; I said "holy crap" more than a few times. Getting hit in the face with that train after that was fun, too. (I activated sticky keys from pressing shift rapidly to turbo the second time and exited the game right before I'd know if I made it through without getting train-killed again. I RAGED and pooped.
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The whole HL series is basically one big string of poopworthy moments. Seeing the dead (?) security guard get cut in half during the resonance cascade seriously freaked me out back when I first played it. That's why Valve needs to make Ep 3 give us diarrhea.
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Without a doubt, the most amazing moment in any video game for me was turning Ocarina of Time on for the first time and beginning the epic adventure. That started such a fun adventure for me. I would turn that game on and just run around Hyrule for hours, never actually doing anything. I never wanted to beat the game becuase I wanted it to last forever.
I suppose a close second would be beating SMB for the first time. I remember that I was 8, and my hands were sweating so much when I saw Bowser standing on that final bridge.
Fighting Boba Fett in Star Wars: Shadow of the Empire. I never expected to see him in the game and actually battling him one on one totally made me freak.
I must second this: very cool.
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http://www.gamoholic.net/index.php/Specials/GC-2008/GC-2008-LEFT-4-DEAD-gameplay-cu-Gabe-Newell.html
Game play video for Left 4 Dead, looks awesome! (video NSFW)
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I plan to wear a diaper when I play L4D. I'll demand my friends do the same.
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Did I ever tell you guys my middle initial?
It's 4.
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Glorb, is that relative to this thread or just so that you guys can play without bathroom breaks?
LD, what's it stand for?
...On the subject of this thread, suplexing large cats in Kirby Super Star Ultra was amazing.
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10:11 CLUB NINTENDO IS COMING TO NORTH AMERICA!
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What really? Wowowowowowowowhoa. How did I miss that before?
Also, Lizard Dude's middle initial is P. I think it stood for Progress.
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Glorb, is that relative to this thread or just so that you guys can play without bathroom breaks?
Eh, really more the latter than the former.
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Did I ever tell you guys my middle initial?
It's 4.
Also, Lizard Dude's middle initial is P. I think it stood for Progress.
It would be a lot cooler if it were S.
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My middle initial is S.
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BioShock just made me poop a little with a cheap but effective scare.
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My middle initial is ARRR!
10:11 CLUB NINTENDO IS COMING TO NORTH AMERICA!
That was good, but now finding out that my 264 registered games probably won't get me any points means I'll have to go wipe my rear in shame.
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It's convenient how they bring that system over here at more or less the precise time that the people most of their games are made for would never take advantage of it.
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It's convenient how they bring that system over here at more or less the precise time that the people most of their games are made for would never take advantage of it.
Screw that, I want my Mario hoverbike.
Well, there was this time I was running around in "Resident Evil" with a grenade launcher, entered a room, and a monster was inches from my face. I screamed, blasted it... then found out it was just a lowly zombie.
There was also the time in "Eternal Darkness" where I checked the bathtub. You know the one if you've played it, probably the scariest moment in the game. YouTube link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uZOxlpt1vQ).
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Oh yeah! Definitely pooped on that one.
I only play "serious plot" games in the dark silence of night so horror games are really good at freaking me. Fatal Frame, dude, that shiz is SCA RY.
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Spielberg was gonna make a Fatal Frame movie. I wonder what happened.
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Common sense kicked in?
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Like that stopped him before.
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One of these days I'd like to see a survival horror game with no supernatural elements whatsoever, just to see if it can be done right. That means: no zombies, whether reanimated through science or magic; no freaky hallucinatory inner demons manifested in the real world; no ghosts; no aliens; no possessed people. The closest I've ever seen has got to be Manhunt, and maybe Condemned (if you count the mannequins part as being strictly in the main dude's head).
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I don't see how it's impossible to make a survival horror game with no supernatural elements right. Just make a game about some poor sap walking down a dark alley and then running away from muggers.
Or a game where it's the apocalypse and you're trying to survive in a world where everybody will stoop to anything just to stay alive. A human version of survival of the fittest.
...nah, it'd either hit too close to home or be too much like Manhunt.
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Well, hitting close to home is sort of the point. I was imagining a war game that starts off like usual (You riding in on a helicopter and kicking everything's ass), but the mission goes fubar and your squad is stranded behind enemy lines, probably with only you and one other guy surviving. The intro sequence would basically be Saving Private Ryan's D-Day scene is first-person, but way worse. Maybe the player would get horribly injured in some way (losing a finger or eye or some such) and stay that way the rest of the game.
Sounds horrific to me.
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I game where you are a goomba and you fight mario thats scary :0
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And really short.
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That'd make a good experimental indie game.
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http://www.gametrailers.com/player/41032.html
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flizarddude.kontek.net%2FWackyForum%2FiPooped.gif&hash=028aecd997fbd5e4005845cd2f0bf79b)
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Dood!
I'm most excited because "Desperate Struggle" is the second awesomest title for a game ever, behind "Raw Danger".
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Yeah, Mirror's Edge got kicked out of my Most Anticipated Game spot so hard I think the glass broke.
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"Desperate Struggle" makes me think it should be on DS. Not that it makes me think it actually should or anything.
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http://www.gametrailers.com/player/41311.html
:( )
I've never been so excited about a super hero game before, I might actually buy this.
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Whoa, hadn't seen that particular trailer.
Could go either way, but the midair stuff looks awesome.
I'm not buying day one, but will if enough people I trust rave about it.
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That looks amazing. Not because of the graphics or gameplay, but because Venom/Symbiotes are finally getting the spotlight. Hopefully the Wii version won't suck too badly.
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Not because of the graphics or gameplay,
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but because Venom/Symbiotes are finally getting the spotlight
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1. Finally getting SM64
2. Dakar 2
3. My (really dumb) map in Halo 3. Basically, you hit the coil thingies and...well, you explode so far that you eventually can't see yourself.
One of these days I'd like to see a survival horror game with no supernatural elements whatsoever, just to see if it can be done right. That means: no zombies, whether reanimated through science or magic; no freaky hallucinatory inner demons manifested in the real world; no ghosts; no aliens; no possessed people. The closest I've ever seen has got to be Manhunt, and maybe Condemned (if you count the mannequins part as being strictly in the main dude's head).
Resident Evil 4 is pretty close. Even though pretty much most of the game has you fighting possessed people.
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I guess you could say RE4 is more sci-fi than most survival-horror games, what with the parasites and stuff. The plot is also way goofier than a lot of horror games, so I'm sure that says something.
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I believe
Disaster: Day of Crisis Disaster Report was described by some as a realistic survival horror game.
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Speaking of horror, I think Dead Space has resurfaced in my mind and probably has replaced Web of Shadows as my number one game that I want to get but not for certain will. I realized that the Spider-man game suffers from the collision problem of everything kind of being insubstantial and slide-throughy. That really bothers me. Plus the atmosphere (possibly my number one important thing behind gameplay) of Dead Space is total win. The game is rated M for Mature (for hardcore gamers such as myself) so only people over 17 look at stuff for it.
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I pooped a little today when I finally got through the solo section of Through the Fire and Flames. I guess all it took was 6 months of not having played Guitar Hero III.
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Beating Master Hand and Crazy Hand on Super Smash Brothers Melee for the first time.
Also, the entire Meta Ridley Boss fight down the huge shaft in Metroid Prime 3. I still can't get that background music out of my head, even after all this time.
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Seeing Giga Bowser come to life for the first time. Absolutely poop worthy! Also when Mario got owned by a little kid. And about to strike that same little kid for making a comment about him. That was priceless. I could also say meeting Zant when you beat the Water Temple and struck Minda.
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I couldn't even fathom what I would do if this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0QTar0MEwc) happened to me
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I couldn't even fathom what I would do if this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0QTar0MEwc) happened to me
Mention and discuss things that made you drop your jaw, gasp or poop your pants in a videogame.
things that made you drop your jaw, gasp or poop your pants in a videogame.
in a videogame.
a videogame.
videogame
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My Excuse: Youtube is the Video, Jenga is the game.
Alternative: I forgot. I don't remember a time I've ever got so immersed into a game where I "pooped a little".
Does farting count as pooping a little?
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I thought MaxVance was trying to point out that videogame is actually supposed to be written "video game". That Jenga video was awesome so it's fine with me. Just don't start telling lame stories about something a family member did or some such that's boring to everyone that isn't you (universal you).
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Also when Mario got owned by a little kid. And about to strike that same little kid for making a comment about him. That was priceless.
When, again?
I could also say meeting Zant when you beat the Water Temple and struck Minda.
As for me, maybe not that particular moment, but that reminds me... Midna at the end of the game. I mean, I kind of knew about it before, but... yow.
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Seeing "Secret of Mana" released for the Virtual Console in America today. Finally.
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SUPER SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH BROOOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRS
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Seeing "Secret of Mana" released for the Virtual Console in America today. Finally.
Wait, now, what the heck are you talking abo--*checks Wikipedia* ....Whoa! Where was I when the overexuberant press release for this came out?! *Tentatively scratches it off birthday list*
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http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/21856
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It took me about .75 watches to get what was happening, 1.25 watches to completely understand.
Also Dead Space is really, really cool. I'm not sure why it was banned in 3 countries, it's only slightly more violent than Gears of War (both of which make Halo 3 look like it should be rated Teen).
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Halo 3 should be rated Teen.
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http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/21856
At first I was all WTD, then I realized ... Awesome! I didn't even know you could do that in LBP. Wish I'd spent more time with the beta now.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.court-records.net%2Fanimation%2Fedgeworth-damage%28extra%29.gif&hash=50b10be1a887c478eeaad02e0d41f9e1)
'Nuff said.
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I'm at this part in Dead Space where Issac has to clear a room of rogue asteroids and then return gravity to the room at which point two parades of Necromorphs converge into the corner you are in, I am being repeatedly ripped to pieces (literally) at this part, it's awesome.
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Halo 3 should be rated Teen.
The Halo series is like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Both are forever stuck in limbo between two different content ratings, and most people who watch or play them disagree on the actual decision.
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Halo is overrated making me not poop but **** myself.
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Get out of my forum.
OOOOUUUUTTT
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I was playing GHWT and more notes came while I was already holding a note.
Poop shot out of my butt at this sight.
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Hopefully you didn't execute Star Power at that exact moment.
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while I was already holding a note.
Dude. Nuh-uh.
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Get out of Deezer's forum.
OOOOUUUUTTT
Fixed for accuracy.
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The Halo series is like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Both are forever stuck in limbo between two different content ratings, and most people who watch or play them disagree on the actual decision.
Sounds like Melee. I see nothing in Melee that wasn't in the first game, which could give it a T rating.
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The final boss of Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia (take a wild guess who it is) is a serious kick in the face compared to other bosses in the game...or to his other instances on Nintendo handhelds, really. I nearly filled my pants the first time I tried to fight him a few days ago because of the sheer difficulty; ditto for when I tried to fight him earlier today and got far enough in the fight that he got to use his life draining attack - dude you just stole over a third of my hit points in one attack WTD?!
...Really, it's just awesome beyond words. I can't wait to get slaughtered by the post-game stuff!
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Sounds like Melee. I see nothing in Melee that wasn't in the first game, which could give it a T rating.
Mmmm F-ZERO X and GX are in the same situation. Maybe it has something to do with Captain Falcon rendered in the GameCube's higher-quality 3-D.
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Are you saying Captain Falcon's so awesome in high-quality 3D that he PAUNCHED the rating up to T? Maybe the ESRB or government's so finicky about "think of the children" that acceptable stuff before now warrants a higher rating?
But in F-Zero GX if you look at some of the credits videos for characters, I could see it being rated T for that. They're either really weird, suggestive (geez, just about everybody in that game is buff), or... well, I'd say T just for seeing Samurai Goroh moving around in the Story Mode Chapter 2 opening cinematic. Just ugly.
Uh, a new thing that made me eep a little was that whenever I do a search in YouTube, there's a thing at the bottom saying "Some search results have been omitted that contain duplicates. If you like, you can repeat the search with the omitted results included". And just now I noticed "Try YouTube in a new web browser! Download Google Chrome". I know Google and YouTube are together, but I don't like it being sometimes-shoved in my face. If the website was called Google CopyrightVideoTube, I'd be fine with it. But it just seems invasive.
I suppose the recent announcement by PETA that everyone should start referring to fish as "sea kittens" (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3247689/Fish-should-be-rebranded-as-sea-kittens.html) is another such moment. I thought it was a joke at first. Sadly, it's not.
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It is a joke. That's how PETA gets attention to their causes.
If PETA said, "Stop sport fishing" would you have read an article about it and talked about it? No. They know what they're doing, and if you think anyone actually wants fish to be called sea kittens, the joke's on you.
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Google's YouTube advertisements and PETA announcements make you poop a little?
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Google's YouTube advertisements and PETA announcements make you poop a little?
Well, just because I'm surprised at the ridiculous things I see on the Internet. I should have seen the Google advertisements coming, but I still don't think of YouTube as being part of Google.
I made that post late at night,
As for real things that make me poop a little, well... I already mentioned the movie remake "The Ring". No other movie I recall has frightened me as much. Although we have been seeing some disturbing movies in visual arts class. Like when an anorexic person had a tube inserted that went into her stomach... and she found out she didn't need to eat more food, she could just eat from the... yeah, I'm not going there.
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It's a series of tubes!
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I just got Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime earlier today. The constant onslaught of puns made were, surprisingly, usually more endearing than annoying (although there were a few close calls); basically, Suare-Enix has a kind of Pixar vibe going on.
But the real poop-worthy moment(s) were the tank battles. God, those rule so hard. The attention to detail is awesome, with full (albeit simplified) modeling of the tank's various systems and weaponry. When I fully realized how many different ways each side can damage the other's tank (including real-time crew murder and sabotage), my diapers filled up so much i could barely move.
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Yes, that game is great.
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The Left 4 Dead demo. 0_0
All Steamers must get this game, if we can have a 8 person versus match that would be awesome.
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Did you preorder it or has the demo been publicly released?
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He preordered. Public demo starts in five days.
I've been going through the Order of Ecclesia post-game content. Pooped on multiple occasions:
- First thing that appears on the title screen after beating the game: "HARD MODE unlocked!"
- Some of the monsters in one of the bonus dungeons, the Large Cavern.
- The boss battle at the bottom of the Large Cavern, which has an attack that creates a large energy ball that very slowly homes in on the player and doesn't disappear until the boss is dead or it connects. In the case of the latter, it does almost 500 damage - more than half of my max HP, and enough to kill me in one hit at that point in the fight.
EDIT: Wrong name for the dungeon.
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Also when Mario got owned by a little kid. And about to strike that same little kid for making a comment about him. That was priceless.
When, again?
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n92f1tyPyoI) video should should explain the first half (Happens around 3:20), as for the second half, that's another section of the game, so you need to find the other video. I chose not to say the name of the game or give any specific information about the game, so I could see if anyone would guess what game it was. Obviously, no one cared, so, it really didn't matter...
Also it took long to reply because I haven't been here in awhile.
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Yeah, it's okay... I'll check that out later today if I can.
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POOP IS COMING OUT OF ME (http://ve3d.ign.com/videos/39972/Xbox-360/Mirrors-Edge/Trailer/Time-Trial-DLC-Trailer)
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DUDE
Is that mouse playable?
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- The Final Battle in Super Metroid. They really found a way to convey a lot of rage and raw emotion when you get to wail on Mother Brain.
Coincidentally, the SNES game was my first introduction to the Metroid series. I picked up the original for NES around the time Super Smash Bros. came out for N64. "Ooooh so this is what Mother Brain is from..."
- First time I saw Giga Bowser in Melee. The game had been out for a good long time, and I thought I saw everything it had to offer. Then this freak shows up.
- The cellular walls and growing tissue in stage 1 of Life Force (NES). On many occasions I got trapped behind that tissue and crashed. The cell wall at the end of the stage had to be fired through, but it would regrow after a few seconds, which gets kinda scary when you're digging through it for the first time on the way to the boss.
- Stage 3's eruptions, same game. Stage 3 was fire-themed, and seemed to take place on a star, but in true Gradius fashion, the surface is both above and below you. Okay, upside down fire, not weird at a- HOLY SHIG!!! This is the point when enormous Prominence emerges from below and almost crushes you in a firey blast. Or maybe it does crush you. Either way, wow.
- Chrono Trigger DS, seeing the new postfinal boss. Since it just came out, I can't really describe this one, but fans of the game (who have been fans for a good portion of the last 13 years) will crap their pants.
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Playing Left 4 Dead in third-person with an over-the-shoulder camera. Basically, it feels like playing Gears with the world's floatiest camera, and a broken crosshair that forces you to aim to the left of whatever you want to shoot. It's unpolished as hell and nigh-unplayable if you intend to play seriously, but it looks crazy-awesome.
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I don't know how no one has yet mentioned the moment in Shadow of the Colossus when you meet up with the first Colossus in that huge plain. I remember pooping pretty hard when I saw that hulking monster turn around and start walking toward me.
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Ah, definitely. I guess I never thought to mention it because I've only ever played that game when a friend who own it is over.
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Speaking of Shadow of the Colossus, my pupils contracted comically when I encountered the first shot of staticky-sandstorm-particle-beam emitted by the eighth Colossus, a platypus-type monstrosity.
My encounter followed as such:
"Hey, you don't look so tough! ...Why are you shaking your head like that?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
When I was first bowled over, I thought everything was fine, but NO, the staticky sandstorm lingered and left me with very little health by the time I ran out of it. That Colossus irritated me greatly until I beat Normal time trials. By the Hard time trials, it was a piece of cake.
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Speaking of Shadow of the Colossus, my pupils contracted comically when I encountered the first shot of staticky-sandstorm-particle-beam emitted by the eighth Colossus, a platypus-type monstrosity.
My encounter followed as such:
"Hey, you don't look so tough! ...Why are you shaking your head like that?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
When I was first bowled over, I thought everything was fine, but NO, the staticky sandstorm lingered and left me with very little health by the time I ran out of it. That Colossus irritated me greatly until I beat Normal time trials. By the Hard time trials, it was a piece of cake.
*looks up Colossus* oh... shoot. That was the colossus I hated most, the one I had the hardest time with. Never underestimate anything that emits electricity. I distinctly remember ending the boss fight with the thing falling on top of me. Or I jumped down from a high point and landed right on the fallen colossus. Anyway, I was probably near death when it happened.
That reminds me, the thing I remembered most about that battle of Wander tripping as he hit the foot of some stairs. I remember because I had to watch that animation over and over, climbing the tower multiple times. But I wish I took more damage from falling ten stories to the ground (you do take more damage in Hard Mode, and I found Hard Mode more satisfying because you sometimes have extra spots to stick the sword at, meaning you climb to some insane parts). And I'll say yet again I love how Wander's call to Agro has desperation in it whenever Wander's near a boss (whenever the boss music is playing).
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The Tool gig in Guitar Hero: World Tour. I save up $8000 and for what? A plug for my least-favorite band and three of their long, nigh-identical songs while all hell literally breaks loose on the screen. If I wanted that combination of self-indulgence and mind-f****ery, I'd do acid while looking at the KFC and AT&T inserts.
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You are right about the Tool gig, but that is not a pooping experience. It is a nega-poop experience, where the poop gets sucked further into your body. (In extreme cases, this can cause puking.)
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I disliked the ending of Twilight Princess so much a whole turkey reformed in my stomach and shot out of my mouth. It hit and killed my dog.
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Then I'm guessing it's not so happy anymore, hm?
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I almost choked on a cookie laughing at TEM's post.
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I almost choked on a cookie I previously ate.
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I almost choked on TEM laughing at his post's cookie.
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I almost choked on my drink reading TEM's post (another close call).
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The fact that I sent a complaint about Club Nintendo to support@nintendo.com, the virus firewall mistook it as a virus, and it just so happened to contain diagonastics. Heres the pooping part. The fact that the virus computer's IP number just might be in the code.
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Oh, snapola! I hope Nintendo is too busy to care about your complaint! ....Maybe they won't notice the virus?
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I just finished the first actual Big Daddy fight (second Little Sister [I'm choosing to save them]). I headed toward the Gatherer's Garden machine to buy the health upgrade...and I heard whale calls. I turned to my right as I approached the first of the two doors...and I saw glowing eyes a few feet away from me. Bye bye, bowel control!
(I made it to the Gatherer's Garden and bought my upgrade. The game's paused while I make this post, and then I'll see if I can't take him down.)
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About 2 minutes after purchasing Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix I accidentally got an achievement that Lizard Dude has spent hours attempting and failing to get. The best part was that we were in party chat when I got it so I heard LD poop about it in real time.
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After taunting me in the RL about winning our last match of street fighter, LD soiled yet another pair of pants as I teabagged his stunned Chun Li in the last round and threw her across the screen, following up with a roundhouse kick knockdown and killing her with a FIERCE SHORYUUUKEN.
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I'm not liking where this thread is going.
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I seriously just lol'd right there. Anyways,I pooped a little when my Wii decided to get its disc drive get something stuck in it. It takes like 10 tries to get some normal-rate games going, and won't get an error if I get lucky.
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Anyways,I pooped a little when my Wii decided to get its disc drive get something stuck in it.
also this video: http://www.jailbreaksource.com/
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In Fallout 3 I used my ridiculously high Speech skill to convince the computer President of the United States to kill his evil army with robots that have mounted Gatling laser guns.
Also, I was surprised by the amount of dialogue Liam Neeson had.
Non-video game related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK-dOxd1Zgk&eurl=http://theunchartedzone.com/&feature=player_embedded
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Last night's spicy chili fiesta certainly made me poop a little.
...To say the least.
Blatant immaturity works wonder for a dying thread; trust me!
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Gosh, this thread has really become plugged up in recent weeks. In hopes of relieving the hiatus in conversation this thread is seemingly bound in, I suppose I'll take a plunge into the bowels of my memory, and dump out whatever first comes to mind.
Well, a blip in my larger intestine certainly occurred upon reading this. (http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda_%28Wii%29)
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(Nice post, but would have been better without the underlitalics.)
I remembered one from Mirror's Edge. I was running from dudes shooting at me and climbed into the vents, you know, the traditional Safest Place Ever in videogame history. Then bullets starting flying into the vent, Die Hard-style and I dukared my drawers.
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I was surprised by that as well.
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My 360 turned communist because of LD and I pooped pretty hard. Strangely, later, when the RRoD came back permanently I wasn't upset.
Other video game thing that made me poop from Fallout 3: Liberty Prime. I think he kicks GLaDOS's ass in the quote department. That thing was a box of awesome wrapped in awesome quote gift wrapping paper.
I made bobman37 poop when I cr0wned a Witch last time we played Left 4 Dead.
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Well, a blip in my larger intestine certainly occurred upon reading this. (http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda_%28Wii%29)
Which particular part?
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I need a victory on one last map in a certain game type in Gears of War 2. Players vote on the game type first, then the map.
The probability of my game type coming up at first is 2/5. If there's a tie in the voting, there's a 1/3 probability my game type will be the tiebreaker.
There is a 2/5 probability my map will then show up. If there's a tie in the voting, there's a 1/3 probability my map will be the tiebreaker.
This does not factor in favorite maps, favorite game types and player preferences, which all work extremely negatively for my cause. Considering all the variables, there is a very very small chance for my game type + map showing up.
Today, the game type showed up and everyone chose it. Halfway there. After a few seconds of killer suspense, the two maps to be voted on showed up. Neither was my map. I was angry. I waited to use my vote, like I always do, to see if I could get a tie.
One second left, the voting score was 5 to 4. I hadn't voted yet.
I vote for the 4, to tie the maps at 5 votes each. My map is the tiebreaker.
We start the game. All of my team mates only speak Spanish.
So I spent the whole game urgently shouting small Spanish phrases of encouragement and we ended up dominating the game and I got my achievement. My bowels are nice and empty.
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Which particular part?
The fact in general that Mr. Miyamoto has confirmed a new Zelda title for Wii.
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Just getting this out there:
A Steampunk/Clockpunk Zelda would be frighteningly awesome. A modern-day/futuristic Zelda would not.
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Isn't it kind of steampunk already? Bombchus, giant cannons ... neon lights...
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Majora and WW seem to hint towards the time period slowly progressing from medieval to clockpunk. Remember the Magnet Gloves and Seed Blaster from Oracle of Ages/Seasons?
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True: Several aspects of Twilight Princess have that futuristic, quasi-Victorian charm, although it still seems pretty medival in general. It seems as though Nintendo has been blending magic with mechanics in the series, as shown in ancient cannon of yore used to blast Link into the sky. I'd personally rather go without a lump Blade Runner in my Zelda. By the way,
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MAN-STEALER YOU MAN-STEALER
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Ghot seem too cybernetic to be steam-punk. Zelda is an anarchistic setting to be sure.
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Surely you mean "anachronistic"?
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The fact in general that Mr. Miyamoto has confirmed a new Zelda title for Wii.
If knowing there's going to be another Legend of Zelda game makes you poop your pants I think there might be a misunderstanding of the amount of shock it really takes for such an event to occur.
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Surely you mean "anachronistic"?
I'm inhibriated. What's your excuse.
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If knowing there's going to be another Legend of Zelda game makes you poop your pants I think there might be a misunderstanding of the amount of shock it really takes for such an event to occur.
Or he just has really weak bowels.
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Packaged with the next Zelda game: A box of Ex-Lax.
Yes, the time period of the Zelda games is hard to place. It takes place in a fantasy world--and anyone who knows much about fantasy novels, etc. knows that there's all manner of "worlds" where people still ride horses but have invented some kind of fusion--so I guess it shouldn't matter, though. Still, I think the games were pretty good at placing themselves in the little known "mideval-with-lightbulbs" period... and the TP came along with Goron Mines and the Malo Mart. Considering the series as a whole, Boo Dudley was spot-on describing it as anachronistic.
Also, while we're on the topic of steam/cyber/clockpunk (last one's new to me, though I think that kind of falls into the catagory of steampunk), Skytown (MP3) = City in the Sky (TP), but that's just me.
Also also, future-Zelda and OoA/OoS 3-D remakes = YES.
The fact in general that Mr. Miyamoto has confirmed a new Zelda title for Wii.
Oh... I just figured you knew, is all.
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I'm going to make you guys poop again right now: there's going to be another Legend of Zelda game after the one they just announced!
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Prepre to empty your body of all brown matter: Nintendo has a new Mario-related game planned for Wii! And it might already be in development!
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TEM, how is a new new Zelda game poop-worthy if a new one isn't? ...Whatever. As for this rumoured Mario title, let's hope you're not referring to Mario & Sonic at the Winter Olympics.
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For me:
Fire Emblem Genealogy of the Holy War:The Child hunts
Fire Emblem:When Elbert died
Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn: When Ike's army and Miciaih's army fought each other
Mario and Luigi Super Star Saga:Seeing Bowletta
Mario and Luigi Partners in Time:Finding out Princess Shroob has a sister
Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door:The Shadow queen being the Shadow Sisters boss
Super Paper Mario:Dimentio being the final boss
Most things include spoilers for me.
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Looking back a few posts, when I said steampunk, I meant a fully steampunk-styled world. If you think about it, a Hyrule about 300 years in the future from the standard Zelda setting would probably be just like that anyway. Imagine walking out of Link's house at the beginning (or whatever) and stepping onto a crowded cobblestone street with giant zepellins flying overhead and clockwork robots stomping around. Epona could be a prototype motorcycle, and Tingle could be a robot, and you could ride a train to places, and Ganon could have a top hat and pilot a giant mechanical spider!!!
THAT would make me poop myself.
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This thread title is disturbing. Anyway...
In Animal Crossing, the first time it looked like Mr. Resetti was erasing the game. I started to freak out when the screen went blank, but then the screen went back to normal and he was like "JUST KIDDING!" (to my great relief). x_x ...I hate that guy.
Mentioned before, but the final bosses (as they were revealed) in PMTTYD and MLPiT were awesome and totally unexpected. This is why I avoid spoilers at all costs; I like the surprise.
Getting abducted by aliens for the first time in The Sims 2. Poor Mary-Sue Pleasant probably...defecated herself...more than I did, though.
While abductions have become much more common for me to witness, and they don't freak me out anymore (actually, I like them now), recently I was totally shocked when a part-alien kid got (http://starhaven.kontek.net/sims2/screens/aliens/snapshot_abductparty.jpg) abducted (http://starhaven.kontek.net/sims2/screens/aliens/snapshot_hangon.jpg) an in-game hour after he age-transitioned to teen, while his birthday party was still going. I thought that was awesome (http://starhaven.kontek.net/sims2/screens/aliens/snapshot_philadbuction.jpg). The kid got a positive memory of it, too. Knowledge Sims, lollolool.
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Looking back a few posts, when I said steampunk, I meant a fully steampunk-styled world. If you think about it, a Hyrule about 300 years in the future from the standard Zelda setting would probably be just like that anyway. Imagine walking out of Link's house at the beginning (or whatever) and stepping onto a crowded cobblestone street with giant zepellins flying overhead and clockwork robots stomping around. Epona could be a prototype motorcycle, and Tingle could be a robot, and you could ride a train to places, and Ganon could have a top hat and pilot a giant mechanical spider!!!
THAT would make me poop myself.
I recently realized that a steampunk-style Zelda has kinda already been done: It's called Dark Cloud 2.
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What's with the fascination of trying to slap a label on the clearly eclectic, anachronistic, and multifaceted Zelda setting?
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Because it obviously takes place in Romania during the 1950s.
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This thread title is disturbing.
I couldn't agree with you more.
In Animal Crossing, the first time it looked like Mr. Resetti was erasing the game. I started to freak out when the screen went blank, but then the screen went back to normal and he was like "JUST KIDDING!" (to my great relief). x_x ...I hate that guy.
Heh, I like messing with Mr.Resetti. I have an AC-related story as well. A few years ago, I was traveling to another town (by memory card) on a rainy day (real life) and the power went out! Right when I was en route to my sister's town (we use to play AC for the GCN). The next day, the power came back on and we put in the AC game and my character came out the house and looked...disturbing. So my sister shouted "WHAT IS THAT?!" It was a doppelganger/zombie wearing MY clothes. I was freaked out too. So I pressed reset and tried it again...and everything went back to normal. Resetti didn't even show up that day...
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You always could've just exposed the beast to sunlight. It works wonders against zombies, y'know.
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Oh yes, the "Gyroid Curse". I never let it happen to me, but I can definitely imagine how alarming that would be to those that didn't know about it.
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I was playing TF2 with a team that was dominating. I was playing soldier and I crit rocket killed a Pyro/Medic combo. Me and the talkative fellows that were running with me to the final capture point all pooped our pants. Valve made us clean the map up afterward it was a mess.
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I was playing TF2 and I was a disgrace to my team.
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That happened to me once briefly (http://tem.kontek.net/Game%20Captures/TF2/5-21-09/blank%20is%20looking%20good!%20(Disappointed%20Teammate).png).
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I dominated a bunch of players today as Engineer.
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Holy crap, I played a CTF game earlier and, compared to my previous performance, kicked ass as a Pyro. I totally pooped myself when I got three kills at pretty much the same time.
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You just have to find a class that suits you. I thought I was okay at Soldier until I killed everyone as Engineer.
Furthermore, I totally suck as Pyro.
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I have to disagree with this class "maining" in TF2. Having a grasp of how each class works and what strategies might be employed with the classes is of utmost importance to the success of the team. Certain players are of course better with certain classes, but a player should be prepared to use any class to help the team in a given situation.
Comprehensive class knowledge is easily as important as knowing maps and team communication.
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Never mess with an angry Italian mole!
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Never mess with an angry Italian mole!
...what?
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Not all Italians are in the Mafia.
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Playin' Bioshock for the first time. I got to take on my first Big Daddy. He was turned away from me, and all the way across the room from me. I fired a couple of my armor-piercing rounds at it. Suddenly, it was right in front of me, its lights (eyes?) glowing red. I seriously screamed "HOLY CRAP!" at that point, and my parents looked at me like I was insane. Partway through, I ran out of pistol rounds, and I finished it off with my Chicago Typewriter (my personal favorite).
My brain later processed that it got to me via some football tackle from hell. Ah well. At least I saved a Little Sister.
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I'm playing through Slot Machine, one of the minigames in Plants vs. Zombies (I've already finished this mode a few times, since I find it to be rather fun compared to some of the other modes I have at this point). A buckethead zombie is approaching, and not even the power of four peashooters and a snow pea can stop it and the zombies behind it from beginning to penetrate my defense (for those who haven't played, a stack of zombies with a buckethead zombie or other well-armored zombie at the front is almost a sure sign your defenses will be devoured and a lawnmower used unless you've got good defenses - like, Cattail plus Tall-nut good, which isn't happening in a level with set plant availability like Slot Machine). Then...
The slots stop.
"Three of a kind! Three free plants!"
Wall-nuts.
I was ready to soil my plants. I wasn't ready to remove the L.
(More poopworthy is level 4-10, in which the game takes itself more seriously than anything I've ever seen from PopCap.)
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Commence pooping. (http://"http://wii.nintendolife.com/news/2009/05/nintendo_confirms_metroid_prime_trilogy_for_wii")
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Commence pooping. (http://"http://wii.nintendolife.com/news/2009/05/nintendo_confirms_metroid_prime_trilogy_for_wii")
Link fixed. (http://wii.nintendolife.com/news/2009/05/nintendo_confirms_metroid_prime_trilogy_for_wii) Feel free to shower me with your undying gratitude later, my fellow forumgoers.
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I hope it's not dual-layered, though, or that they've improved the layering process and made the discs less fragile and finicky, because I'm pretty sure my Brawl disc is borken.
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That's your Wii, not Brawl.
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That three-disc deal is cool, but I don't know if... well, maybe it is poop-worthy.
I'm pretty sure my Brawl disc is borken.
My discs start borking every night and I have to go down and tell them to be quiet.
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While playing Team Fortress 2 the other night I saw a Sniper on the outskirts of a thick battle accidentally headshot a fully cloaked Spy who was sneaking around. I pooped but I can't even begin to imagine how much that Sniper pooped.
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[darn], something like that happened to my brother the other day, only he was just randomly shooting his revolver into the air. A cloaked spy fell out of the sky and died, and my brother laughed.
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I was playing Soldier the other day and got three kills at once at the start of the round. Granted, this was Payload (my favorite mode), so there were a bunch of dudes all cramped around the cart, but it was still very gratifying.
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So I was playin' Bioshock, and I got swarmed by Splicers. I shot at one, and destroyed a shop window. The PA told me off for vandalism, and sent security drones after me. So now I have mutants and machine gun totin' robots attacking me. I use Insect Swarm against some of the Splicers, but what I didn't know is that there was a Big Daddy there, and my hornets ****ed him off. AND SO I get charged by an Elite Bouncer. And robots. And mutants.
But things turned in my favor. Killed all the Splicers, Security was called off. That just left Big Daddy. He charged me, and got stuck in the corner. I couldn't stop laughing. So I set him on fire and fired a frag grenade at him, killing him. Unfortunately, there was no Little Sister involved...
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That reminds me of when I was fighting an Elite Rosie that got stuck in a corner, except that he did have a Little Sister with him - easy eighty Adam.
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I game glitch that makes a character easy to beat in some mundane way is kind of an anti-poop or sans poop.
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I pooped when I found out that the fight against Crowe and his giant god[darn] cheating helicopter wasn't the final boss in Far Cry.
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I was playing Soldier the other day and got three kills at once at the start of the round. Granted, this was Payload (my favorite mode), so there were a bunch of dudes all cramped around the cart, but it was still very gratifying.
The lack of Mario fans on this site makes me poop a little.
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I just had an amazing game of Team Fortress 2 where I literally destroyed the opposing team as Pyro. The thing that made me poop was when I, out of boredom, began spinning around randomly while shooting my flamethrower. An invisible enemy spy just burst into flame and flew right at me because a teammate spy backstabbed him at the same time. I couldn't stop laughing, and it's one of my strangest assist kills.
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I'm pooping trying to make any sense out of nenson's post.
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Why in the world did he quote your post? This is yet another one of the board's great mysteries.
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I'll give you the skinny:
nenson is an idiot.
There, that should do it.
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Chef...please stop calling everyone else an idiot. No one here is perfect, okay?
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Uh....since when is nenson "everyone else"?
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You've called quite a few other members idiots/morons/etc.
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Today while playing Gears of War 2, I was on an Annex match at Blood Drive, one of the lamest Annex maps.
I had the sniper rifle and was running to the flamethrower because that's where the hill was. But it's tough to use the sniper on that level since it's a mainly close-range-battle level. So I stopped underneath one of the grenade windows. I turned around to make sure no one was following me. Someone was. So I left-triggered (didn't zoom farther than that) and popped off a shot at the roadie-running locust, hoping I could injure him and then melee him down. Instead, I shot him in the head and his body dropped.
Then another guy rounded the corner, just in time for me to active reload and try the plan again, shot-in-body-then-melee. I left-trigger headshotted him too. I spent a few seconds after that looking at the two headless bodies before me and feeling pretty badass.
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I'll give you the skinny:
nenson is an idiot.
There, that should do it.
I just felt that this site seems to be losing the Mario feeling to it. I made his post as an example of how I felt. I will explain these kind of post from now on. people ranking on that makes me poop.
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Suggestion: Perhaps you should stick to the Mario forum. This is the section where people talk about everything besides Mario. What else would you expect?
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Ranking? Really?
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This guy's got to have a spastic colon if he's pooping every time someone doesn't talk about Mario.
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Due to the preceding posts, I have moved Black Mage up one place and ShadowBrian up two places in my personal rankings of FF members.
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Today during Team Fortress 2 I was trying out my new Huntsman bow. I was taking aim at a heavy that was standing down a hallway, there were a few of my teammates in front of me pushing the cart.
I let my arrow fly. Little did I know, one of my "teammates" was actually a disguised spy, who took my arrow in the back of the head. I pooped, reloaded, then stuck the Heavy to the wall.
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I have become well-versed in the art of Spychecking (which is to say, throwing fire at everything that moves) ever since becoming an almost fulltime Pyro.
I'm also becoming not-bad an being an Engie, too.
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The Engineer is my favorite character to use.
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I was going to post something but PaperLuigi's post made me realize this thread is morphing into a second TF2 thread.
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I'm not stopping you from doing anything. Post what you wanted to post and ignore my engineer comment.
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Here's some non-TF2 poopworthy news: My GTA: San Andreas save file got corrupted and I'm too lazy to bother starting a new game.
On second thought, that wasn't poopworthy.
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Also non-TF2: I pooped yesterday when I saw the Fallout instruction manual sitting at the thrift store where my dad bought me the game the previous time he had been there. Needless to say, I currently have the Vault Dweller's Survival Guide. (I miss cool instruction manuals. Why can't they make a comeback?)
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Here's my favorite Engineer:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthemcode.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fspirit-tracks.jpg&hash=fcfd73c924c742bffb92570b2837129b)
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I left this out in my first post but this video is probably the saddest thing I've ever seen in a game. It's also something I'm sure most people like me didn't see coming. Warning:If you're playing Fire Emblem 4:Genealogy of the Holy War major spoilers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNE87Taixc
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Don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but the end of MGS3 made me cry. It could just be that seeing Naked Snake, the biggest badass the 60s ever produced, cry like that was enough to reduce me to tears.
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If anyone else posts in this topic about crying I'm going to board a plane and punch balls.
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TEM, please stop making me cry.
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I almost forgot! I never pooped about this one awesome Left 4 Dead run I made on Versus on No Mercy.
It was the part where the survivors have a little room with health and a mounted machine gun and a little hole in the floor in the corner that's good for smokers. The survivors have to go push a button that opens the door but also calls the horde. There are always molotovs on the table when you first enter the room, and sometimes a tank spawns there.
I was Zoey and we were all crouched in the good spot in the corner of the room with the pipe blocking our left and the wall blocking our right, practically impossible for a good boom or hunter jump.
We were doing OK, holding off the Infected, but the horde got pretty intense and a couple Hunters were jumping around, so one of my teammates decides to throw a molotov. But since he's an idiot, he barely threw it and the ground all around us lit on fire. We were burning and getting hit by the horde and couldn't move anywhere and everyone took massive damage.
Two of us were incapped, me and the last guy were in the deep red. The horde was gone, but we were fighting off the occasional boomer and hunter while simultaneously trying to revive our teammates. My last remaining standing teammate was incapped by a hunter, which left me to either heal and run or save my teammates.
I instantly healed and almost bolted, but I stayed to try to revive my teammates because I realized the safe room was still pretty far away and one hunter would mean the end of it.
I would always just have enough time to revive one teammate and start on another before the other team would respawn and take everyone down again (except for me, I already healed). This happened three or four times, I considered giving up but I figured it would be better to lose honorably than cowardly.
I guess the other team decided to orchestrate an attack plan, because at one point all four of them appeared. But we were still in the defense corner, so the boomer was killed from a distance. I fought off the two hunters and shot the smoker just before he could get at me. Then I revived a teammate, and thanks to the other team all waiting to respawn, he helped me with the other two and those of us who could heal did.
We all limped through the open door and up to the ammo room with much celebration and "holy *#@%$" and cries of rage and "gj" from the other team.
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About a week ago, I was completely explosively dominative as a Pyro in TF2 Arena. Like, one round, I took out basically every single person on the other team. Granted, the teams were constantly cycled and people came and left, along with a couple AFKs, so that's not exactly a testiment to anybody's skill as much as you'd think, but I still got a crazy rush off that. One guy even attempted briefly to rap about my team's skillz and I got a shout-out.
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bobman's story about L4D reminded me of the time in the prerelease demo when I threw a Molotov at my feet on purpose to deal with a group of zombies and survived with a lot more health left than I should have. Not poopworthy, but still really cool.
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That's actually a completely viable tactic, at least in Normal mode. Advanced, not so much, and Expert, just no.
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ProTips by TEM: Lighting yourself on fire is almost never a good idea. Come on people, it's common sense.
An exception would be in the aforementioned Left 4 Dead: When playing Hunter in versus mode being on fire greatly increases your pounce's DPS. However, hitting yourself or your team mates with a Molotov cocktail is moronic.
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Hey, if lighting up a Tank with your last molotov means taking a few HP off yourself, then go for it.
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Four (Non-L4D/TF2-related) words: Psychonauts, The Milkman Conspiracy.
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I just played Raining Blood for the first time in GHSH.
The final note was a five note hold.
I simultaneously creamed my drawers and missed the note.
Because I don't have that many fingers.
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Neversoft's motto with GH seems to be "If it's not played with guitar, make people play it anyway and make it a massive chord". (FYI, the final note in Raining Blood is a thunder sound effect.)
Anyways, I pooped yesterday when I saw Suffix's TF2 map. It is straight sicknasty, yo. This may just be because I've never made a Source map more ambitious than a big gray room full of HL2 zombies, but I'm extremely impressed; we're talking Valve-quality stuff here.
Also, I minipooped when I found out "Phydo" is a pun on "Fido".
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The movie Cloverfeld made me kind of upset but it's only a movie.
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The movie Cloverfeld made me kind of upset but it's only a movie.
When I watched that, I literally DID NOT BLINK until the movie was over. It was so fast-paced and amazing to me that, on the car ride home, I blinked over 45 times a minute or something. :o
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Sorry Glorb, but Neversoft didn't develop GHSH.
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Then whatever the Neversoft equivalent of Neversoft is.
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Let's see...
- The first time I played the original SSB at my friend's house
- When I borrowed my buddy's SNES and beat Star Fox (also, the intro and title screen to said game are awesome)
- The intro to SSBM (I think we can all agree on that one, it's a pretty awesome opening)
- Finally getting through "One" on Expert in GH3 (my eyes were bleeding, though)
- Finishing Battletanx (which was actually a great N64 game)
- Just listening to the music to Earthbound
- Beating Super Mario Sunshine (It took a long time)
- The first time I saw Metroid Prime in action
- Playing Super Metroid
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Uncanny. All true except for the left elbow on the desk.
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I pooped.
All true.
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I'm currently using my laptop and I'm laying down. But my room is quite messy.
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I'm lying down on my bed. I'm not really using a desk, and my left hand isn't on the closest thing I have to a desk. It sometimes scratches my face, but while reading that, it was folded under me and touching my right elbow. I'm using a laptop, so my right hand was near a touchpad, pressing the arrow keys, rather than on a mouse, though I really wish I had a mouse. My room is messy because there's nowhere for my suitcases to go.
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I'm in the heart of the African jungle. My rations have been depleted, and my party lost to the ravages of the environment. My right hand grips my machete, poised to strike at any moment. As I inch into the clearing, I can now see my prey before me. I intended to capture it, no matter the costs, and now is my chance. Before me is...
The Candiru.
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So I was playing my first game of TF2 in months, and I'm a pyro. Well I absentmindedly shot at a teammate to verify that he was actually on my team and not a spy. This resulted in gale force pooping in my part, as I set a cloaked spy ablaze who was about to violently murder my teammate. I quickly finished off the spy with a shotgun.
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Considering the job of the Pyro is to set everything on fire except you, with said your targets staying on fire merely being a plus, that is a pretty common occurance.
Remember, always spycheck the air. It could be a spy.
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Dispenser is spy!
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Yeah, a Pyro revealing a Spy is extremely not poop-worthy. Spy checking is a number one concern for a good Pyro.
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I shouldn't post this in here because it made me poop a LOT.
The God of War III E3 2009 Press Conference in 1080p: http://www.godofwar.com/home.html
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http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/37694738.html
This seems bizarre enough to purchase. It is supposedly a platformer instead of a GayRPG like Kingdom Hearts.
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This seems like a desperate enough plea for attention that I'm not going to bother giving a [dukar] (see: the Dante's Inferno marketing).
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From another article on the above mentioned subject:
"According to their sources, the game is indeed a Wii exclusive, and you will "paint your way through levels using the Wii Remote", doing things like drawing and erasing "whole parts of levels".
It'll be based around a story where Disney's lesser, forgotten characters rise up against Mickey, which would explain the emphasis on hot military action seen in the game's concept art."
So what we have here sounds like Okami with an assassination plot.
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This seems like a desperate enough plea for attention that I'm not going to bother giving a [dukar] (see: the Dante's Inferno marketing).
Plea for attention? A bunch of internet dudes are using a few clues and concept art to speculate about a future game. And I'm not seeing a connection to the Inferno game.
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Disney is hoping they'll get a whole bunch of attention due to the game's "edgy" story, subject matter, and art style. It's the same plan as that terrible Xbox Bomberman that came out a year or two ago. If they can pull it off in a way that's not as pretentious or stupid as I predict, well then props, but I'm definitely remaining cautiously pessimistic on this one.
And the connection to the Inferno game is that both companies are hoping that controversy is going to be the game's selling point (although, in EA's case, it's all made-up fictional not-real controversy, but still).
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If you were paying attention, you'd notice that the steampunk business is one guy's idea and he's hoping they'll give him enough of a chance to get it off the ground. While everyone else is going "whoa, this could be interesting" you're sitting there like you know stuff and you don't.
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Because obviously you're a part of the project and you know more about it than me.
Look, there's only one reason Disney would ever commit to something like this, and it's attention. They want people to get mad, get happy, scratch their heads and go "huh?", all that.
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So it's not at all possible that they could want to make a video game that throws their big characters into a new light without the stupid Kingdom Hearts original character garbage getting in the way?
You sound like a conspiracy theorist.
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You sound like a conspiracy theorist.
That's exactly what he wants you to think he sounds like...
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"Help! The paranoids are after me!"
Anyway, I posted a link to some of the concept art on You Freak Out, You Lose a day or two back. Am I to presume anyone lost?
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Today bobman and I were playing a lot of Gears 2 because new maps and achievements came out. We were in a King of the Hill match. Each team had won a round so the third round would determine the victor. The round proceeded and it looked like we were sure to lose. You earn a point for each second controlling the hill and win at 120 points. The enemy team had 115 and rising. It was over. I had a mortar and used my final seconds to fire a round in the direction of the distant hill.
At the literal last second, the screen floods with kill messages. My shot had killed four of the five members of the enemy team at 119. With drawers still steaming, we took the hill and held it for the win.
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Worth it for the "with drawers still steaming".
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LD told me about a game called Demon's Souls that will come out for the PS3. I looked at it and said LAME because it said it was a RPG. But now I've watched a gameplay video and can see it has full real time battle, in real time. I'm now cautiously pumped for this game.
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Yes. Importers are going bananas for this game.
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This is the one where Atlus is "punishing the importers" by including an art book and soundtrack with preorders of the US release, right?
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I read more stuff for the game and found out it has co-op and you can join a friend's game as en enemy. I stepped into a small video game store I had never heard of today and asked them about preorders, as an alternative to going to GameStop. He told me that he had sold 12 import copies of Demon's Souls, since it came in English. I said I was going to wait for the US version though. It seems that I'm definitely getting this game.
EDIT: SWEET JESUS YES (http://g4tv.com/videos/39512/Demons-Souls-Direct-Feed-Walkthrough/) I am so all about this game now.
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I recently beat Super Metroid, and I must say that though I knew about the part where the Baby Metroid saves the day in the final battle, I was unaware of its assault on you prior to said confrontation. That is, when it suddenly appears and sucks out your health until...
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UNTIL WHAT? I'm on the edge of my seat here! :0
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[darnit] Shadowbrain don't you know what these are?
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Until you die and the game ends with Samus' death.
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Also Samus is actually a man.
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Oh, and Snape dies.
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Trinity kills Snape with the sled.
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The Titty Twister bar is full of vampires and Quentin Tarantino turns into one.
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Is the importance of spoiler tags connected to how old a spoiler is or how important? 'Cause I figured that, in the gaming community at least, the climax of SM was kind of on par with Aerith's death in FFVII in terms of notoriety even to those who haven't played the game.
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I don't think anything is as notorious as FFVII.
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I don't think anything is as overrated as FFVII.
Except maybe Ico.
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^ Wrongest post ever.
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I already knew about the Super Metroid thing but what if I didn't man? That could have been a disaster. Anyway Aerith's death was crap in terms of shock in Final Fantasy games. In Final Fantasy VI I was much more saddened by the loss of Cid because I actually had a choice in the matter. Also, same goes for Shadow. I can't believe I let Shadow die. Who cares about that flowery attention whore in FFVII anyway? And don't even get me started on how Kefka actually destroys the whole world.
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I like how people will act as if the entire plot of FF7 revolves entirely around Aerith dying. With the attention it recieves you'd think the whole game was just a big 90-minute FMV loop of Aerith getting impaled by a six foot tall prettyboy.
And maybe I should rephrase, Chup. FF7 and Ico are among the most overrated games of all time. That honor goes to Psychonauts. The only attanetion this game ever recieves is "OH GOD WHY DID NOT MORE PEOPLE PLAY THIS GAEM YOU ARE ALL HEATHINS", and it recieves a lot of it. A disproportionate amount, considering it was little more than a well-written comedy platformer with copious attempts at "weird" humor. So I guess the list's actual order is
1. Psychonauts
2. Final Fantasy VII
3. Beyond Good & Evil
4. Ico
And these are all games that I like (except for FF7)
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I don't really want to play FF7, actually, but I do have Psychonauts and Ico, both of which were very good. I've yet to get BG&E, though.
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BG&E is really the only game on that list of mine that truly lives up to its hype (or hype over its lack of hype). It's an excellently written, very atmospheric open-world-ish platformer-ish action game with an intelligent conspiracy-driven storyline. It also manages to be not ridiculous despite the cartoony graphics and talking animals walking around.
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There's a "Overrated Games" thread of some sort, right?
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Glorb gives BG&E a glowing review and still says it's overrated? What
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Well, it recieves the wrong kind of attention. Instead of people saying "OMG you should play this game it's awesome", they say "OMG you should play this game because no one else has and it's like we're in a secret club".
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Okay, I've never encountered saying #2. And not for Ico or Psychonauts either.
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The vast majority of press related to Ico, BG&E, and Psychonauts is how "underrated" the games are, which goes toward making these games look like enormous triumphs of artistry when all they are is just very good examples of their respective genres. And all the hype about FF7 is pretty much related to the "impact" the game had on the games industry, and Aerith dying. Pretty much the only reason people gush about these games is to gain artsy gamer cred on forums. It's the same reason people still pat themselves on the back for liking Citizen Cane.
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It's died down a bit lately, but just a couple years ago you couldn't go to any gaming-related website without hearing every last guy there going on about how horrible it was that no one had ever heard of BG&E, even though everyone had heard about it already from everyone else.
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BG&E: You might be right
Psychonauts: People don't scream about it being "underrated", they scream about how low its sales were. A subtle difference
Ico: Once Shadow of the Colossus came out, I think Ico left the "underrated/unknown" category
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I pooped while playing Audiosurf, something I thought was impossible. In the middle of a song I pressed down mouse3 for no reason and it allowed me to turn the camera.
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Which mode/spaceship thing were you using?
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Giygas. Granted, I had unfortunately seen some pictures beforehand, but nothing could prepare me for the real deal (especially considering what the later in-battle dialogue was apparently inspired by... does anybody else know about that?).
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It (http://earthboundcentral.com/2009/01/the-scene-that-inspired-giygas/) wasn't quite a rape scene, but one could certainly see how a young Itoi could get that impression.
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Which mode/spaceship thing were you using?
Giygas.
I read that and pooped because I briefly thought you could play as Giygas in Audiosurf.
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Giygas. Granted, I had unfortunately seen some pictures beforehand, but nothing could prepare me for the real deal (especially considering what the later in-battle dialogue was apparently inspired by... does anybody else know about that?).
It definitely creeped me out.
When you see it, you'll [crap] brix.
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I didn't.
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Yeah, not too terribly frightening or creepy. I've seen the "hidden" image and know what inspired Giygas.
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What's scary about Giygas is the insane moodswing the game goes through. It's very lighthearted, and then all of a sudden you're fighting ancient abominations from beyond space and time.
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Yeah, not too terribly frightening or creepy.
That's not to say he isn't cool, because he is. A very satisfying final boss for a really great game...I just didn't find him scary per say.
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Almost related to TEM's poop on this page:
Playing G-Darius, fighting the first boss. It's a giant fish, no surprise there, that's how the Darius series always is...but then the boss flies behind me and my ship turns to face it. Seeing a player-controlled ship facing left in a horizontal shoot-'em-up during gameplay was enough to temporarily regress my bowel control to that of an infant.
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...Why?
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Because it's an uncommon sight. Duh.
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I agree that what Warp saw is pretty poopy, but I don't see how it is like finding out you can control a camera in a 3D space.
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Well, the boss flew behind me in three dimensions (despite the gameplay being two-dimensional) and my ship rotated to face it, rather than the standard "charge you and make you dodge attacks from behind while you can't do anything about it" thing that a lot of hori shmups have. Hey, I said "almost related".
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I got the combo counter so high in God of War that it had to reset to zero in the middle of my combo action.
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So in other words you screwed up the combo. Good going.
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So in other words you screwed up the combo. Good going.
No, the counter just couldn't go up any higher.
EDIT: I saw a vid where a guy is using some kind of exploit to get over 1000, my counter stopped somewhere between 300 and 400. Not sure what happened because I was attacking smoothly without stopping when it went back to zero.
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Counterstopping a non-arcade game is one of the coolest things ever, video game-wise. Not that counterstopping an arcade game isn't cool.
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Posting from my Wii since the internet channel is free now. This is pretty awesome
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http://www.battleswarm.net/game/about-game/
I'm going to be watching the development of this very closely. Unfortunately you can't seem to enter the beta without paying for a FilePlanet account.
I can't wait to blow away some bugs getting strategically sent after me in real time.
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I decided to trying playing bass on a few songs in Guitar Hero 5. Having barely played bass in any music game, let alone GH5, and having forgotten I was playing bass (you can switch between guitar and bass right before starting a song), minor defecation was induced when an open strum note appeared, which, as a result of the combining factors above, made me think a drum kick note from World Tour had spontaneously appeared in the middle of the song.
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EDIT: F both of those games I was talking about, check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7SKDxPHEXg&NR=1
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^^^^^^^^
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When I started playing DJ Hero, I totally pooped when I saw
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'VE PLAYED DJ HERO
Come on. Seriously? I know you haven't played it. Don't make your life worse by reading spoilers for stuff you haven't played. Anyway, you'll probably know what me poop when you see it yourself. It's too good to spoil.
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I pooped when I saw the price tag and refuse to purchase the game as a consumer making a statement of dissatisfaction to the business owners.
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http://blog.us.playstation.com/2009/10/district-9-forged-together-with-god-of-war-iii/
???
I can dig it.
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The price is high but I can't deny that it makes sense:
Games = $60
Controllers = $60
Game + Controller = $120
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That's the logic I'm spinning to my future roommate/friend about going halfsies on the game.
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Today Lizard Dude and I played four straight campaigns of Left 4 Dead on Xbox 360, my first time playing the game on not-PC.
On our last campaign, which was versus on No Mercy, I got the All 4 Dead achievement on the second-to-last stage, where the elevator goes up and there's half-finished walls and stuff.
I spawned as the tank right in front of a forklift, which I repeatedly fed to the survivors, three of which died instantly. The last one needed some persuading via my giant fists before I was able to down him and get the bleep bloop.
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I pooped a chocolate bar when Doc Louis Star Punched me.
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This trailer (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/experience-the-darkside/57808) made me poop.
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I pooped even though I had just gotten done watching the most important video I may have ever watched, really. That's some real poop gumption.
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Level 9-8 of NSMBW (and, to some extent, Level 7-6).
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Was it because you found 9-8 particularly difficult, or because of the huge-ass Bullet Bills it contains?
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The latter (and I'd reckon that's kinda a spoiler).
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More spoiler: those are called Banzai Bills.
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Actually, they're King Bills (http://www.mariowiki.com/King_Bill).
Nitpicking should be a professional sport.
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Will people stop citing Mario Wiki as some kind of reliable source !!!!!!!!
They may be called that, but still geez. Cite something official or reliable.
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The Prima guidebook says the same, if that's any better.
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It is, since those are apparently official these days.
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How many people actually needed a guide book for NSMBW? A couple of secret exits can be tricky, but if you like to explore, you'll definitley find them without the help of a guide.
I just call any Bullet Bill that's 8 times the size of Mario a Banzai Bill (such as the ones in the aforementioned level).
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How many people actually needed a guide book for NSMBW? A couple of secret exits can be tricky, but if you like to explore, you'll definitley find them without the help of a guide.
Heck, in-between Princess Peach's Castle and the Super Guide, the game is designed to have a Player's Guide built-in.
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The ending of Braid.
The ending of Braid.
The ending of Braid.
Also, reading on GameFaqs that:
1) There are "secret stars" that I literally never saw, ever
and
2) How you get them, especially the first one.
Maybe the whole game made me poop, actually, in either a philosophical or going-onto-GameFAQs-and-wow-I-never-would've-figured-that-out-in-a-million-years way. I mean, yeah, the plot's intentionally inexplicable, but the range of emotions I felt in the few hours I played makes Shadow of the Colossus look like Rumble Roses.
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When playing through LeafGreen, I accidentally used Cut in some tall grass where there were no trees. I never knew...
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ShadowBrian, your gaming license is permanently revoked. An agent will arrive at your house shortly to confiscate all game systems, games, posters, magazines, and any other video game-related materials you own.
Turtlekid, welcome to 1998.
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A little part of me died when I discovered that the grass-Cutting mechanic was removed in D/P/P.
Anyways, I soiled my breeches upon entering the first boss battle in FFIV DS and hearing, you guessed it, the Culex battle theme. Then I recalled having read about the Culex/Final Fantasy connection fifty million times before and I un-pooped.
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Me and a stranger were playing together in 2v2 arena in TF2. He was a troll, but with skills and the desire to win. He came up with ingenious and hilarious ideas to destroy the other team, which we did repeatedly. Amongst the various things we did was Sniper and Pyro combo, where the Sniper's only function was to Jarate the enemy team and the Pyro would set them on fire. Other wackiness involved Sniper+Medic and Scout+Medic, one match I ended up going battle Medic and being the last man standing, to me and my awesome partner's poopage.
EDIT: I forgot to mention that he blared dialogue from Pulp Fiction nonstop into the alltalk.
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I don't think b37 and WarpWrattler were really justified in phreaking out every time Brian mentions Braid. It is inspired by Mario and Prince of Persia. And has Warp even played it? There is no way anyone ever discovers the existance of the secret stars on his own. You either see someone mention it (like right now!) or see it in a guide. I just hope Brian experienced the pleasure of solving the game himself before looking at the guide. But sheesh, go easy on the man!
Also, Turtlekid1's poop is legit.
Also, I liked WeeGee's story. It was cute.
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Well, like I said, there were a half-dozen or so jigsaw pieces I absolutely couldn't figure out. A short game? Yes, but it's tough--still, it's not like I had a guide there every step of the way.
Also, realizing the possible "atomic bomb" connection--especially when it was brought to my attention that the city is burning in the game's beginning/end--was fairly poop-worthy.
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The very last part of the last castle in NSMBW. That is all.
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I un-pooped.
I lost if this had been YLYL.
Seeing the movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bbH632PSpw) I linked to in the Team Fortress topic made me pass gas.
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The very last part of the last castle in NSMBW. That is all.
I got Heavy Lobster vibes from that, honestly, but it was still cool.
Also, this isn't videogame related, but... noticing Bird Person changed his name.
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Hmm, so he did. What a TEM-copier!
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What's his new name?
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Nothing says creative like abbreviating your username! (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?action=profile;u=56663)
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He did always express regret of his name choice. And he's been BP in the chatrooms for a long time. Additionally, he (wisely) uses his real name on his comic website. The mystery here is why change it now, after abandoning the FF for months? All it will accomplish is confusing new people trying to read old threads.
Clearly the real motive here was a check from British Petroleum.
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Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Speaking of unexpected changes, it's a surprise to see LD with an avatar, and an avatar from Avatar at that. Oddly enough, that blue-hued fellow bears an uncanny resemblance to a recurring character from Canadian Rogers Communications commercials (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB57Fd90D5E&feature=related).
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What a TEM-copier!
Who was he before?
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Before he was Tea Ee Emm.
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The Egg Man.
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Temothy.
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Also from NSMBW: The last part of 9-8.
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What about the ending of Legend of Zelda : Link's Awakening?
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Well... because you were legitimately shocked when you saw it or just because it's intended to be surprising? In all honesty, if you're referring to the island being a dream, that's alluded to pretty heavily throughout the game.
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NO, I knew, with all of the nightmares, I just meant it was depressing
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Last night we took turns trying to survive in Left 4 Dead 2 for four minutes using only a melee weapon.
This other guy got it before I did, so we spent the rest of the night with me trying to last 4 minutes using only the sword.
Finally, we did it, but I didn't get the bleep bloop. I thought it was because I used an adrenaline, so we tried again.
This time I didn't use any adrenaline or anything, and we finally beat 4 minutes, but again, I didn't get the bleep bloop. So we figured out the medal minimum was no longer 4 minutes, it had switched to our best time (which was 5:17, when we beat it for the other guy).
So we tried again, finally beating 5:17. But I still didn't get the bleep bloop because it turns out that isn't actually a medal... we would have to last for 7 minutes. So we figured out we would need to change maps.
We tried a lot of different maps before finally beating it after a few hours of attempts. The whole time I kept screwing it up because I would get incapacitated and accidentally shoot my pistol because it automatically switched me as I went down.
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This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpX98qvv9f4).
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Getting to the E4 for the first time... In FireRed... I got bored/lost the cart before E4 all the other times.
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I pooped when I realized I RULE SPACE WITH THE IRONEST FIST EVER. Srsly, I've got the Navy of Galactic Badasses, while everyone else is trying to capture space using station wagons with trashcans duct taped to them.
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And yet you're in last place among the human players. Pitiful.
I pooped when I no-miss no-bombed my way through most of the first three stages of DoDonPachi, and then after nicely dodging my way through the bullet-cancel section...died to a supply ship.
It still went on to be my best run (sadly ending at the stage four boss), which was nice. I even recorded it, but you have to have the proper version of MAME and the correct ROM sets to be able to view the replay.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfJgS1C0ZUU#t=4m03s
This was an exhibition match between Daigo and Justin Wong at the SSFIV launch party (best Japanese player, best American player). Watch the whole thing if you like, but I have that link set to take you to the final round of the final match (best of 5 matches).
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It was only close because Daigo was using Guile. Very poop worthy, though.
Also the announcers got really annoying after the match.
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Wong has beat him a few times.
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Seeing Weegee at the beginning of the Brawl+ opening video where Luigi would normally be (I refer, of course, to the meme, not the Fungi Forums member whose username is Weegee).
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Here are a few of my somewhat more fecal moments that come to mind at the moment...
~First and foremost, when I found Raikou in SoulSilver. Twice. The first time, I was headed to Newbark to get some money from Mother, because she kept buying crap with MY MONEY...anyways. While on my way home, I came across a Sentret and, noticing that there was no Pokeball logo under its name, realized that I had yet to catch one of these darling things. After retrieving my money from Mother, I headed back out to find a Sentret to call my own. Found a couple of Pidgeys, nothing too special. Then I enter another wild Pokemon battle, expecting it to be a common Pokemon for the area, hoping it would be a Sentret. I notice the intro of the battle music is a tad different, but think nothing of it. Then...it appeared. Raikou, in its lovely electric glory. My thoughts were literally like this: "Okay, here we go, please be a Sentret. Hmm, background music's a bit differeOH MY GOD IT'S YOU!!!" Second time was on the road to Olivine(though not actually going to the town, as I had yet to earn a Fog Badge). I was training up my Pidgey, Feathers, to evolve her into a Pidgeotto. Wandering around, I enter another battle and notice the background music's a tad different again. I had only vaguely remembered my first encounter with the storm beast when it appeared again before my eyes. It was still very lovely. Sadly, all my Pokemon were way too underleveled to handle such a creature(and by "handle", of course, I mean "stay alive long enough while whittling its HP enough for me to catch it"), even if it was keen to run away.
~Tori, my Togepi, evolving into a Togetic in SoulSilver. I have it on video. (Unfortunately, it's used as an intro for a video that I probably won't post for quite some time...)
~NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams. Part three of the final stage, Bellbridge, in Helen's dream. Wizeman's deep "muahahaha" laugh rings throughout the entire area. The entire city goes dark. Helen's Red Ideya floats away from her. She falls....... Also, my first time seeing Queen Bella. I thought to myself, "hey, this stage seems familiar, wasn't this in the commercial for this game? And wasn't there also a spider around hereACK." Of course, I got over that fairly quickly, as I'm only really freaked out by real or realistic-looking spiders. Aragog from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets gives me the willies, but Spinarak doesn't.
~Not from a game I've played, one I've only watched videos of, but nonetheless it's from a videogame so I'm-a say it counts whether I've actually played it myself or not. EarthBound...really, do I have to say it? I've looked back through the previous posts and found Giygas mentioned at least once before. Ness...I...feel...h...a...p...p...y...
~chuggaaconroy's Let's Play of Mother3. Intro to the video where he's up against the Masked Man. Just thinking about it freaks me out. Not cool. Not. Cool. At all.
~Only vaguely related, since it's actually from a radioplay and not the videogame itself, but...Fobbies are Borange. For those who don't know, it's a radioplay adaptation of EarthBound. The way they pull off the battle against Giygas is definitely poop-worthy. Why does this deserve special mention when it's pretty much just a repeat of my fourth item? It's because in Fobbies are Borange, Giygas is revealed to have been the narrator throughout forty episodes(episode 41 had no narration, and 42 was the finale). As well as Paula's father.
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GiftedGirl just posted for the first time in God-knows-how-long. This made me poop.
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She was here less than a month ago.
I pooped when I played Vampire Chronicle (which is basically the DarkStalkers equivalent of Hyper Street Fighter II, though it's a lot more in-depth than that game) and used DarkStalkers-mode Baby Bonnie Hood (that is, the made-up version of the character as she would've been if she was in that game - Baby Bonnie Hood's debut was in Vampire Savior, the third game). Pooping commenced right around the moment I realized her missiles were Hadouken inputs rather than charge inputs.
I also pooped the first time I loaded up and played Odin Sphere. And pooped again the second time I loaded up and played Odin Sphere. And probably will the third time as well, and consecutive times until I get over how beautiful that game is.
Also, the first time I fought (and got slaughtered by) the double Hibachi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYIoG_90-cA) at the end of the loop in DoDonPachi Dai-Ou-Jou Death Label. (I had a high-quality video of that battle, but it was a recording of a player so pro it didn't accurately show how much of a ***** double Hibachi is.)
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SMG2's Throwback Galaxy. I needn't say more.
My palms got sweaty just from watching this: SMG2's final Star (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIJWYFCutL0)
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Who in their right mind would click that
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Wait, why were you even watching that
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The music did it for me more than anything else.
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...until Rosalina showed up. But I wasn't really surprised with how heavily it's implied that she'll be in the game at some point - those letters to the baby Luma are a dead giveaway.
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What can I say, LD? Curiosity was killing me. I have no remorse for my actions, and I'd do it again if given the chance.
In retrospect, that link would've made from a great RickRoll... Ah well.
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You do not understand the value and preciousness of an experience.
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Lighten up, LD. You act like watching a video of gameplay is the same thing as doing it yourself.
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Hey, even I avoided everything showing the game off save for the first few levels. There's nothing better than witnessing the last level in a Mario game after having tried so hard to make it there.
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I agree. I don't know why you'd want to spoil discovering it yourself.
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TK feels me.
Besides, seeing the final level quelled my expectations. Believe it or not, I was kind of hoping for another challenge-free finale in paradise.
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I am fully against spoiling games for yourself. Sure, you can do it, but it strips the game of its value. I know, firsthand, the lameness of a spoiled game surprise. You know that bear chase in Condemned 2? Well so did I. And then I played it.
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So I had been away from the 'net for a few days when I get home and boot up the old 360. I see that the Green Day: Rock Band demo had come out so I d/l it and play the two songs. When I quit the demo, it had the usual couple screens explaining the features of the full game. Then, the next screen showed this and I [dukar] my everlovin' PANTS:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Fimages_blogs%2Fgamelife%2F2010%2F05%2Frb3keys-660x371.jpg&hash=7967cfd02bf5749a825d7362e61cf45d)
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Piano? Nifty.
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It will have 5 keys.
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And just when my interest was piqued.
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Hopefully Harmonix will handle keyboard better than Konami did.
I haven't looked at anything else about this to know about it, so I hope Chupperson's signature applies here.
Also, harmonies being in the main game (a feature that was announced some time ago) should be nice, though I most likely won't play the game any time soon.
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Uhhhh guys? How is piano worth adding? Pretty much every rock band has two guitars, drums and a vocalist; pianos/keyboards/etc. are kind of a fifth wheel. But whatever, maybe they'll be optional. Personally I'd like RB3 to have a sort of interchangeable 5th instrument slot that could be filled with piano, turntables, whatever. God, turntables would own so hard.
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There is literally nothing announced besides that picture; CW is being facetious. It will still be fairly simple, of course, but there's no way they'd release a three-white-key, two-black-key peripheral and suffer endless jokes for the rest of gaming history. If I had to bet money, I'd put it on a one-octave keytar.
Warp, what's your beef with Keyboardmania? It's coo in my book.
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I have no problem with Keyboardmania itself; I love many of the songs that came out of the series, and I actually bought a MIDI-to-USB cable a while back for the sole purpose of being able to play a Keyboardmania simulator with a proper controller (though due to my keyboard crapping out on me, I haven't gotten to do so). I was referring to the fact that Konami abandoned it after a pathetic number of versions, while Guitar Freaks and DrumMania are still around.
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What is Glorb talking about? Tons of bands have super useful keyboards.
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That leaves some songs without any keyboard component at all, is my point. It's not as ubiquitous as the other instruments. But I suppose my main beef is,
How the hell is Harmonix going to fit another instrument on screen without rendering all of them super-tiny?
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I would suggest chopping off the right third of the vocals bar and putting keyboard in the top right corner there.
I strongly suspect that with the potential for seven unique players at once, Harmonix will feel a lot more comfortable using songs missing one of the instruments. It's already becoming increasingly common in DLC. RB3 will probably have more on-disc songs to compensate, as well. (More than RB2's 84 songs. Man, I remember when 20 songs seemed like a massive rhythm game.)
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I can already imagine myself playing "Don't Stop Believing"
But what am I talking about? I haven't even got Rock Band 2 yet.
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Well, I just got it myself the other week. Now, if my Wii would get fixed...
Anyway, yes, the keyboard (I've heard talk of a keytar, though) isn't omnipresent in rock music, but it does get awkward when there's song where synth and/or piano is played via guitar.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_Qs1v69CI#t=2m30s
The whole video after the moment linked to.
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When the first Houdini Splicer is bugging you in BioShock and suddenly stands right behind you. That may very well be the only time a game has legitimately scared me.
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Spoiler pic:
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2859/galaxyglamorshot1.png
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I can already see the achievements now:
The Real Deal - 10G
"Gold Star a song with seven band members on Pro difficulty."
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I just ragepooped when I booted up Earthworm Jim HD and was presented with the following difficulty choices:
Easy
Normal
Hard
Original
as in, the way it was on Genesis. *******!
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I ragepooped when my whole team was comprised of MAC [bundle of sticks]S in Team Fortress.
I also pooped because Valve actually added tutorials, although only for Soldier at this point (I can imagine the tutorials for Engie and Spy being very, very complicated).
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Uh, not that complicated.
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Yeah. It only has to teach you about the weapons and stuff, not how to be good.
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The Soldier's tutorial was "this is how to shoot rockets, use your shotgun, and hit stuff with the shovel" and took a good twenty minutes. Most new Mac players seem to forget this immediately, or else have not used it despite the shoving of it in their face as well as mine. The Engie tutorial will have to cover all three buildings, combat, upgrading, effective placement of buildings, oh god. The Spy tutorial will at least have to give you pointers on when to disguise as who, team disguise switching, all that.
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That's weird, the soldier tutorial took me like three minutes tops.
I agree that the engineer tutorial will probably be the most involved, but still not ridiculous. Spy tutorial will have to teach you none of that, only how to use each weapon in his arsenal, although it might teach that stuff anyway. Notice the Soldier tutorial said nothing about rocketjumping.
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Oh, true. Well, I wish it did. At least they finally released new loading-screen tips.
Also, I love how Valve, through the release of everyone-can-have-them hats, manages to visibly identify noobs, presumably by accident. While the Halo and Gibus cases were arguable, almost everyone who wears the iPod headphones suuuuuuucccckkss gruesomely. Case in point: I saw two Engies build all of their stuff in a big cluster around each other. Teleporter exits and entrances, dispensers, sentries, all bunched up together in a big herd, looking like a bunch of stuff that fell off a military truck. They were prime, juicy pickings for enemy Spies and especially Soldiers and Demomen, but they were all back in their base, playing Engie, doing the exact same thing. I realize they're all new, but god[darn], I don't want to have to play with them. Especially since they seem to think this is Build [dukar] Fortress 2: Build More [dukar].
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Everybody has to start somewhere.
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I'd imagine pretty much every multiplayer game has its signs for recognizing noobs. In Uncharted 2, for example, a lot of new players are easily picked out by their tendency to camp - but not the fact that they camp, the fact that they don't know how to do anything else.
Which brings me to the on-topic section of my post: this weekend is Shotgun Weekend in Uncharted 2; there's a temporary playlist with only the Moss-12 and Pistole (both shotguns) as weapons. Anyway, I pooped a little when, during one game, I took out two people with one Pistole shell. As such, I scored myself a very unfair Tripled medal (but I don't get Tripled very often, so I'll take it).
EDIT: Also this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ02jSTsEI4) (spoilers).
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I pooped when I saw this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Yh8uV3EGc&fmt=18) in-game. Also this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il0a7BjmlBU).
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Within seconds of beginning the Mafia II demo, my HD screen was completely filled with a fully nude Playboy centerfold. Best demo ever, or best demo ever?
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Depends. Was it one of the classic, iconic centerfolds, an '80s life scarring display of razor deficiency, or something modern?
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I just pooped at the BioShock Infinite trailer.
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Dude me too.
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Question: Should I get BioShock 2, or just wait for that?
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Ideally both, but given a choice, wait for the new one. Instead of playing Bioshock 2, just play Bioshock again. And again. Don't get me wrong, Bioshock 2 is a good game, but I was disappointed by it after how amazing Bioshock was.
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I just pooped at the BioShock Infinite trailer.
I took a ****in' dump when I saw that, man.
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Question: Should I get BioShock 2, or just wait for that?
It's going to be a couple years before Infinite releases; might as well play 2 now and Infinite later.
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When I got my first 3 stars in MKW.
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Also this. Its me crashing Vs. Super Mario Bros.
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And also, the ending of Power Star (a video game movie parody).
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Could you not triple post?
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I just pooped at the BioShock Infinite trailer.
Yes, that was awesome.
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Who deleted my post?
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What did it say?
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Did it every?
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Here's what it said, basically:
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Dude, people have been double triple posting all over the every for a while now. Complaining about it is a thing of the past. As is complaining about the complainers, so I guess my post is unwarranted, but whatever.
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I'm not liking the new management so far.
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Once the new mods get used to their situation they'll be back to doing nothing like the rest of us.
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Watch what you say, Chef is gonna delete all yalls posts!
(spoiler: even this one!)
(spoiler: except now he's not going to delete it)
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I only wish I got paid to be a mod. I could just sit here and do nothing all day for profit.
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Like Michael Pachter, or the vice president!
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Brinstar.
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SoCal regionals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzDxLUcji3Y).
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DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS
On a side note, I shot a lot of people in the head tonight as Sniper in TF2 and I feel really good about it. Other people probably pooped their pants.
Maybe.
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So I walked into my tiny base in Minecraft one day and saw a Creeper had infiltrated it. Naturally, I backed the hell out of there, and proceeded to kind of run around and plan what I should do, half-hoping he'd run out or disappear or something. Upon re-entering, he was nowhere in sight. Slowly, I looked around the edge of the short hallway my front door opens to... and there he was, two blocks away in the corner like Boo Radley.
He didn't explode, and later disappeared, but if poop was a material in that game, I'd have filled up a full 64 blocks.
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Ok Here's My List
1. The fact Snake and Sonic are playable in Brawl.
2. The first time fighting Mike Tyson in Punch-Out!!
3. 3ds's launch titles ( Metal Gear Solid 3, Kid Icarus, AND Ocarina of time? Holy poop!)
4. Skyward Sword
5. Punch-Out!! for the Wii
6. Seeing the Nintendo CD-i Games for the first time!
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The level with the spiders in DKCR.
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In Assassin's Creed multiplayer, everyone is trying to stab each other in spectacularly animated ways. If you spot your killer before he kills you, you can stun him, and he gets assigned a new target.
One time, as I approached my target, someone else stunned him. I stood over him for a minute as he lay on the ground, and pressed X to kill. I was expecting to lean down and stab him like normal, but instead my character simply kicked him in the face.
It was Lizard Dude.
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i think when......mabey when i first saw birdo.
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Any given span of time in Amnesia.
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Alright, so I'm playing DJ Max Portable 3. I'm currently halfway to level twenty-eight; due to the slowness of the level system, that's after 384 cleared songs.
Frustrated at the level system, I went to see if anyone had figured out the exact number of plays required for a given level - bafflingly, the game only displays experience as a progress bar, with no numerical representation whatsoever.
I didn't find what I was looking for. What I did find made me ragepoop so hard it generated enough propulsion to slam me into the ceiling.
You have to reach level ninety-nine to unlock every song and chart.
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The fight with the Metroid Queen in Other M. I was extremely shocked that Nintendo even remembered her after all these years.
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Wait until you see Phantoon. Or did you already?
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Me and LD have been playing a Contra-esque game for a while.
We've been trying to beat Arcade Mode, which is 8 straight levels of super difficult.
Right before the last level, I was dead and LD was screwing around walking really slow, so I went to the bathroom. While I was gone, LD died and the CONTINUE? 9 ... 8 ... 7 screen came up. I wasn't there to press A, so we got a game over and had to start completely over at 2 AM.
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Continues, what?
Sounds like you're not Hard Corps enough.
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Oh, and then on a different run, we got to the final boss who is really hard to kill on three lives, but since I'm so pro, I still had two left when we finally beat him. LD was on his last life. The final task of the game is to jump across a chasm to grab on to a moving helicopter. I did it just fine, LD barely missed. I got the achievements for beating Arcade Mode and he didn't.
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What happened when I made the AR Game's Globe spin too fast.
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^ AR Games spoiler
(You know spoiler tags do absolutely no good if you don't leave a hint as to what you're spoiling.)
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-The first time Dark Phoenix happened in Marvel vs. Capcom 3, X-factored, and picked apart my team and ate them alive.
-Would you kindly in BioShock
-The zombies in Metroid Prime 2. They're not threatening, but I certainly wasn't expecting them.
-GOD HAND, start to finish
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Except for the zombies (don't really remember them), I too shared those poops. The first happened in one of my earliest online matches.
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The zombies were only in the very beginning of the game, and didn't play a terribly important role.
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The Kraken in God of War II was certainly... unexpected. Or at least unexplained.
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GoWII in development originally had a large portion taking place in Atlantis with the Kraken harassing you throughout, culminating in a final battle with it. All the Atlantis stuff was cut, though, but they still used the boss. Atlantis later showed up in GoW:GoS.
But why is that your poop moment instead of the Colossus (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/3/19/)?
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Oh, that was harrowing as well, I suppose. But actually, now that you remind me, the Rock Minotaurs caught me seriously off-guard more than once.
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This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX4tRgKFdbw
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Every single God[darn]ed appearance of Reapers in The 3rd Birthday.
For those who haven't played (read: everyone on this forum except me): imagine a Big Daddy, but faster, able to teleport and erect impassable walls, and indestructible except in very special cases.
I'm on my third playthrough and these things still scare the crap out of me.
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Remember this (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=12089.msg549017#msg549017)? I can top it.
I'm currently playing a mission in DJ Max Portable 3 that requires me to play through two songs in the six-button mode (which uses Square, Triangle, Circle, and left, up, and right on the D-pad) and earn a 900 combo.
This shouldn't be too difficult because of how the combo system works, except that the other caveat for the mission is that the random mod is turned on, so I have to deal with whatever *******ization of the notechart the game throws at me.
This still would be easy, except that I'm playing six-button mode and it keeps giving me chords involving the left and right arrows, which are physically impossible to play.
I've taken to sitting on the toilet when attempting this mission.
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Wouldn't square or triangle be your left/right button? I know that's how it works in the DDR games on PS2.
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six-button mode
(which uses Square, Triangle, Circle, and left, up, and right on the D-pad)
It uses all of those at the same time. Some of the other games in the series have a five-button mode where Square and right have the same functionality, though.
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Seeing that LD hasn't been on Steam in nearly a year. Also, why hasn't Suffix, BP, Black Mage, or Chupperson responded to my friend requests? Maybe I should make a Steam thread...
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The Gears of War 3 beta is currently live. Lizard Dude and I have been playing it, and I decided Gears 3 contains the most pants-pooping-est weapon ever.
It's called the Sawed-Off Shotgun, and here's why I soil my pants with each and every pull of the trigger (no, really):
It's a very powerful but very close range weapon. Anything within arm's reach is a guaranteed insta-kill, including multiple enemies at once. But anything farther than point-blank will miss. The reload time is the longest in the game, and each clip has only one bullet (you get 4 bullets, or shots, total). So basically, whenever you shoot, there are three outcomes:
1) You kill the guy (and possibly other guys) in a glorious burst of red gibblet explosion. This looks and feels a lot more awesome than the poop it causes in your pants.
2) You miss completely, meaning you instantly have to start dancing around trying to dodge / run away from the guy you failed to kill, while you wait for your gun to reload. Either he will own you instantly, or will take you down while you run away. In rare cases, you can escape narrowly. All cases are very scary and thrilling, thus, poop in the pants.
3) You and your enemy walk up to each other and kill each other with the Sawed-Off at the same time.
A final result can actually be a result of either of the first two options: you jam your gun on reload, which extends the reload process even longer. Death is inevitable, and you have to dance around even more. Quite scary.
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Sorry L'son I just don't really use Steam
The computer everything's installed to is offline
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Whoops, sorry Luigison.
The last time I logged into Steam was to buy Turtlekid some game. Let me go do that now.
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Maybe I should make a Steam thread...
This.
With regards to the topic, the Powerstation custom campaign for L4D1. For anyone who hasn't tried it, do so. Especially if massive hordes, multiple tanks, gas chambers, lasers and trap floors are your thing. Get together a few friends and laugh, cry and scream for an hour or two.
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Remember how everyone complained about DJ Hero's exorbitant price tag?
I pooped when I saw the controller bundle for the first game at Wal-Mart for $30.
Then I bought it.
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The first time I got through a battle in TWEWY. Such an amazing game D:
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Discovering that the 3DS stylus telescopes.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stuffwelike.com%2Fstuffwelike%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Ffiberoneblueberry.jpg&hash=0b10aff9f6c4d835eb0a27fe9cfebd56)
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Luigison wins the thread.
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Didn't somebody already make an Ex-Lax joke in this thread?
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Have you ever had ex-lax? That stuff makes You Poop A LOT*. And, my post was true. It actually did make me Poop A Little. No joke.
I guess a picture of the half eaten half digested mouse my cat brought in to the house today would have been more appropriate for this thread, but it didn't make me poop at all.
(At least the old phenolphthalein version of ex-lax did. Maybe one day I'll share the story of what happened to a lab tech at a chemical plant I previously worked for.)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP0PQPWy09E
The guy playing Scoot probably pooped more than I did.
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I ragepooped when, while playing BlazBlue, the CPU Tager (enormous, slow, [dukar]-tier grappler guy) slaughtered my Noel (tiny, lithe, God-tier rushdown girl) by spamming moves with 360 inputs.
He can also activate his Genesic Emerald Tager Buster (super with a 720 input) and King of Tager (instant-kill move with a 1080 input) instantly. >:|
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I just about dropped a brick in my drawers a few times during Eversion. How did I not know about this game until today?
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Lizard Dude and I were playing a game of Magic: The Gathering on Xbox Live Arcade. We were playing Archmage mode, wherein three people are teamed up against one mega-opponent boss who has special cards and powers.
Our AI teammate had been eliminated, so it was just myself and Lizard Dude waging war against the boss. Finally after some back and forth, we were in a position to win, and right before LD tapped all of his creatures to make the killing blow...
My Xbox turned itself off. Rebooted back to the startup screen and the dashboard. LD went on to win by himself.
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I can only recall one actual poop-inducing gaming moment in my life.
2004, AUGUST. Summertime. The family and I had just arrived back from the swimmin' hole. My sister and I were very into Animal Crossing at the time. That evening my sister was playing, everything was perfectly fine. We recently had begun trying out the town traveling feature, in which two memory cards must be in your Gamecube at once, both having town data on them. However, there are apparently consequences if you, for some reason, turn off or reset the game while in the town you had traveled to.
In that session, she had traveled to our alternate town on our secondary memory card, and attempted to return to our original one. However, Porter was being a total jerk and refused to let her travel back for some odd reason. There was apparently some issue regarding the memory cards that was making it impossible to do so, I don't really know what happened. IT WAS AN ODD SITUATION TO BE IN. We couldn't travel back and therefore couldn't save and turn off the game, but we knew we weren't supposed to turn it off while in a different town. In the end we had no choice but to shut the game off.
The next morning, my sister had fired up the Gamecube and began to play Animal Crossing. Nothing seemed amiss until she attempted to load her character. She was informed by the loading screen villager that all items and bells on her would be taken from her, and that alone would be shocking enough, until the horrible moment her durpy character stepped out of the door of its house...
HER FACE WAS GONE!!!1!1 Scared the bajeebers out of me, I tell ya. I didn't play that game for a good three months or so. I recall having to poop after this experience.
Anywho, here's what it actually looks like for anyone who may be confused.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRr8QPPG40o
And so the moral of the story is, never buy off brand memory cards. The end. *closes book*
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Um
Welcome back?
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I pooped this week when my friend named his baby after a Kingdom Hearts character.
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What character might that be? I need to know this so I can determine how horrified to be.
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goofy
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Did you at least try to convince him to name his baby Ulala or Kratos, LD?
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Hey, Sora isn't that bad.
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Neither is "Kairi," which is an actual name.
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Ah, yeah, that's her name. All I could think of was a blue tie, for some reason.
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I vaguely knew that a Gears of War 3 controller was coming out but didn't much care and had no real plans to buy one.
But then, when they arrived at my store today I looked at them and saw that they have the old-style sticks with the new-style d-pad. This makes the Gears 3 controllers the ULTIMATE CONTROLLER IN GAMING HISTORY and upon realizing this I felt a deep rumbling in my bowels. And my loins.
After a quick blumpkin in the restroom, I bought one.
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There's a new-style sticks?
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Also, what's the new-style d-pad? I've never used a 360 controller, but can you compare the standard 360, new-style, and Nintendo d-pads? Thanks.
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Today a port of DJ Max Technika was announced for the PS Vita.
After what I did when I found this out, I don't think I'll ever be able to poop again.
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Yeah, those controller peripherals should really have a "DO NOT INSERT IN RECTUM" warning.
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This weekend is Torque Bow Tag game mode weekend in Gears of War 3. I played a lot today and two poop worthy things happened:
I played a game on Thrashball and went 17-0, my longest kill streak, highest KD ratio and first time finishing a match with no deaths. I got a medal for it, plus a lot of other ones.
I'm also learning and re-learning a lot of things about the Torque Bow, most importantly what you can and can't do while charging a shot. You can get in and out of cover while charging a shot, but if you dive roll or Roadie run, the bow will automatically shoot wherever your bow is pointing. I learned that when I started charging a shot and then dive rolled forward, so the bolt hit the ground in front of me and exploded as I rolled onto it.
Anyway turns out your bow also automatically shoots when you're downed. I came up on a group of three guys, killed one while another one ran away. I started charging to shoot the guy running away, but before I could aim I got meleed by the third dude. But my gun still shot my bow and hit the guy running away.
Bonus thing I learned: Torque bow fights are hilarious at point blank range.
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Did I never talk about Half-Life 1 here
I mean the whole thing was made of stuff I'd talk about here but there was one monster that topped the whole thing off. It wasn't the testicle headcrab, it wasn't the giant blue thing. It was the enormous terrifying fish in the cramped flooded lab. I don't know if it was just something with the PS2 version of the game but that thing... the way it moved...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEmnASuuk-0
Augh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_NLGwN6sKg
Who would do something like this!!!
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I pooped when I got on a Chocobo (http://nospoiler.com/y/hEUOOgNzOv4) in FFXIII-2.
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Wasn't the regular Chocobo theme so I disliked.
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A few days ago, I was playing The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. In the Ancient Cistern, inside the statue, climbing up the thread to the top, when all the zombie dudes popped out and started following me up the thread, I'm pretty sure I pooped.
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I almost did, but then realized that they posed no actual risk.
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So, I've been playing a lot of BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend lately. When I haven't been jumping into ranked matches, I've been enjoying playing against the surprisingly-competent AI in various game modes. Along with the insanely-difficult Unlimited Mars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4sk83ZDoOs) mode, the game features the standard story, arcade, and Score Attack modes, plus an enhanced version of the Abyss mode from the PSP/3DS game. The Abyss is basically a survival mode with stats and special abilities (both earned by collecting power-up items from the bosses you fight every twenty floors).
The other night I was playing Abyss mode on the hardest of the three difficulties, with a level cap of 999. I pooped when, after defeating a boss, I received an item that teleported me to the final boss at floor 999.
Then I pooped again when she killed me with a super that took off half of my health bar.
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I pooped a little when I was surprised with what I thought sounded more like a God of War blood bath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEKLhF-dk6Q
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Why does the burger look intact after he takes a bite out of it? Could it be the Regenerating Burger of lore?
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1:The First Time I played Megaman 1
2:Fighting Oni on Super Street Fighter 4
3:The Relese of Sonic 06
I JUST JIZZED MEH PANTS
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Wrong thread.
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3:The Relese of Sonic 06
You must be out yo [darn] mind.
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I can only recall one actual poop-inducing gaming moment in my life.
2004, AUGUST. Summertime. The family and I had just arrived back from the swimmin' hole. My sister and I were very into Animal Crossing at the time. That evening my sister was playing, everything was perfectly fine. We recently had begun trying out the town traveling feature, in which two memory cards must be in your Gamecube at once, both having town data on them. However, there are apparently consequences if you, for some reason, turn off or reset the game while in the town you had traveled to.
In that session, she had traveled to our alternate town on our secondary memory card, and attempted to return to our original one. However, Porter was being a total jerk and refused to let her travel back for some odd reason. There was apparently some issue regarding the memory cards that was making it impossible to do so, I don't really know what happened. IT WAS AN ODD SITUATION TO BE IN. We couldn't travel back and therefore couldn't save and turn off the game, but we knew we weren't supposed to turn it off while in a different town. In the end we had no choice but to shut the game off.
The next morning, my sister had fired up the Gamecube and began to play Animal Crossing. Nothing seemed amiss until she attempted to load her character. She was informed by the loading screen villager that all items and bells on her would be taken from her, and that alone would be shocking enough, until the horrible moment her durpy character stepped out of the door of its house...
HER FACE WAS GONE!!!1!1 Scared the bajeebers out of me, I tell ya. I didn't play that game for a good three months or so. I recall having to poop after this experience.
Anywho, here's what it actually looks like for anyone who may be confused.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRr8QPPG40o
And so the moral of the story is, never buy off brand memory cards. The end. *closes book*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvABMNC0a-U
Here's another video of the same glitch. Apparently, this always happens if you turn it off without going back to your hometown and saving.
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I remember a really pants-cr*pping moment in Shrek: Swamp Kart Speedway. I hadn't blown on my cartridge enough and the graphics suddenly inverted their graphics colors. Horrifying!
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I just had two drawers-darkening moments in BIT.TRIP Presents Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien. First was when I booted it up and Charles Martinet himself screamed its name on the title screen. The second was when I paused and heard it make the extremely distinctive Ocarina of Time pause sound.
Check out this game folks; it's definitely my favorite of 2013 so far. (Second place is All I Want Is for All of My Friends to Become Insanely Powerful.)
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I don't see Warp on Twitter much, so I'll just leave this (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151538674841796&set=a.133608051795.134727.28248536795&type=1) here and await his response.
It's happening bro. Vocaloid's gonna overcome a disastrous car manufacturer tie-in.
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I liked it shortly after it went up.
I hope if we do get something out of this, Sega makes it available digitally (so I can play it on my PS3) for a reasonable price ($30 or less), because Project Diva F is basically the same game I already imported on Vita, but with shinier graphics.
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Playing DOOM 3 with no lights on, and nobody home...
**GLANCES BACKWARDS**