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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #45 on: January 19, 2008, 09:02:04 AM »
^ Bring it on!
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

dc804

« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2008, 12:12:26 AM »
What would a toy say if it could talk?
DOJADAHH!??
why is this?
made in china
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Glorb

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« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2008, 09:15:19 AM »
This reminds me of one of those clips from that Family Guy episode.

"Marty, I just found out your daughter is going to marry a black man!"
"Well, what's wrong with that?"
"Oh, uh, um. Nothing. I don't mind, I was just...."
"Doc, I don't feel comfortable around you anymore."
"You know, Marty, peanut butter was invented by a black man!"
"It's a little late for that, Doc."

One of the few times I've laughed at Family Guy.
every

dżamper

  • You forgot Poland!
« Reply #48 on: February 01, 2008, 03:19:52 PM »
Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
 
The Italian was first:
- "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
 
The Spanish was next:
- "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."
 
Last was the French:
- "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...  green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow ?"...
Yoshi's broken English!     Lesson 1: All your base are belong to us!     Lesson 2: Please would paper chuck in wastebin Thank you!

Toad

« Reply #49 on: February 01, 2008, 04:20:02 PM »
What do hippies drink?

Granola cola

What do idiots drink?

so-Duhhh

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

What's red and green, and spins at 200 mph?

A frog in a blender.
« Last Edit: February 04, 2008, 08:37:26 PM by Toad »
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #50 on: February 01, 2008, 07:55:18 PM »
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch.

"Hey, what's up with that thing", says the bartender.

"Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #51 on: February 01, 2008, 10:47:25 PM »
Didn't Lizard Dude already tell that joke?
That was a joke.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #52 on: February 01, 2008, 10:56:06 PM »
Uh... not on this thread, at least, I think...
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Toad

« Reply #53 on: February 04, 2008, 08:41:47 PM »
A piece of rope walks into a bar and says "I want a drink."

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

The piece of rope walks out of the bar, messes up his hair, unties his shoes, and rips his clothes. He walks back into the bar and again asks for a drink. The bartender says "Aren't you the same guy that was just in here?"

The rope says "No, I'm a frayed knot."


What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs, floating in a pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs, lying in front of a door?

Mat
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

warpzone

« Reply #54 on: March 22, 2008, 04:16:35 PM »
What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the women's battered shelter?

>>The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

How does Hitler tie his shoes?

>>In little nazis.

corny, yes..

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #55 on: March 22, 2008, 04:37:55 PM »
To continue Toad's string of quadrapeligic jokes...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

dżamper

  • You forgot Poland!
« Reply #56 on: March 22, 2008, 04:45:33 PM »
- How you can call man which don;t have left ear, left, eye, left hand and left leg?
- All right
Yoshi's broken English!     Lesson 1: All your base are belong to us!     Lesson 2: Please would paper chuck in wastebin Thank you!

missingno

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« Reply #57 on: March 22, 2008, 08:55:45 PM »
Quote from: ShadowBrain on February 01, 2008, 07:55:18 PM
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch.

"Hey, what's up with that thing", says the bartender.

"Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Robot Chicken much? :P


WARNING: OFFENSIVE

What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
I don't cry when I cut up dead babies.
Ditto used Machop!

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #58 on: March 22, 2008, 09:18:35 PM »
^ Oh, God, that's wrong.

Quote from: missingno on March 22, 2008, 08:55:45 PM
Robot Chicken much? :P
No, actually (but I'd like to). I take it that joke was on there once?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

dc804

« Reply #59 on: March 29, 2008, 02:38:54 PM »
What do you call a ninja in red?
A TERRORIST!

What do you call a gem with a gun?
A JACK RUBY!
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What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
I don't cry when I cut up dead babies
That made me lol

Whats the difference between a car and a lot of dead babies?
i dont have a car in my garage
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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