Author Topic: Things That Made You Poop A Little. (Read 133947 times)

bobman37 · « **Reply #420 on:** December 16, 2010, 03:24:36 AM »

In Assassin's Creed multiplayer, everyone is trying to stab each other in spectacularly animated ways. If you spot your killer before he kills you, you can stun him, and he gets assigned a new target.

One time, as I approached my target, someone else stunned him. I stood over him for a minute as he lay on the ground, and pressed X to kill. I was expecting to lean down and stab him like normal, but instead my character simply kicked him in the face.

It was Lizard Dude.

nerdylexi · « **Reply #421 on:** December 21, 2010, 03:37:42 PM »

i think when......mabey when i first saw birdo.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #422 on:** December 21, 2010, 04:39:10 PM »

Any given span of time in Amnesia.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #423 on:** December 28, 2010, 08:49:50 PM »

Alright, so I'm playing DJ Max Portable 3. I'm currently halfway to level twenty-eight; due to the slowness of the level system, that's after 384 cleared songs.

Frustrated at the level system, I went to see if anyone had figured out the exact number of plays required for a given level - bafflingly, the game only displays experience as a progress bar, with no numerical representation whatsoever.

I didn't find what I was looking for. What I did find made me ragepoop so hard it generated enough propulsion to slam me into the ceiling.

You have to reach level ninety-nine to unlock every song and chart.

Toad · « **Reply #424 on:** January 08, 2011, 09:22:13 PM »

The fight with the Metroid Queen in Other M. I was extremely shocked that Nintendo even remembered her after all these years.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #425 on:** January 08, 2011, 10:53:19 PM »

Wait until you see Phantoon. Or did you already?

bobman37 · « **Reply #426 on:** March 19, 2011, 04:48:46 AM »

Me and LD have been playing a Contra-esque game for a while.

We've been trying to beat Arcade Mode, which is 8 straight levels of super difficult.

Right before the last level, I was dead and LD was screwing around walking really slow, so I went to the bathroom. While I was gone, LD died and the CONTINUE? 9 ... 8 ... 7 screen came up. I wasn't there to press A, so we got a game over and had to start completely over at 2 AM.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #427 on:** March 19, 2011, 05:53:38 AM »

Continues, what?

Sounds like you're not Hard Corps enough.

bobman37 · « **Reply #428 on:** March 19, 2011, 01:02:50 PM »

Oh, and then on a different run, we got to the final boss who is really hard to kill on three lives, but since I'm so pro, I still had two left when we finally beat him. LD was on his last life. The final task of the game is to jump across a chasm to grab on to a moving helicopter. I did it just fine, LD barely missed. I got the achievements for beating Arcade Mode and he didn't.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #429 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:01:41 PM »

What happened when I made the AR Game's Globe spin too fast.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #430 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:26:00 PM »

^ AR Games spoiler

(You know spoiler tags do absolutely no good if you don't leave a hint as to what you're spoiling.)

BP · « **Reply #431 on:** March 28, 2011, 09:09:50 PM »

-The first time Dark Phoenix happened in Marvel vs. Capcom 3, X-factored, and picked apart my team and ate them alive.
-Would you kindly in BioShock
-The zombies in Metroid Prime 2. They're not threatening, but I certainly wasn't expecting them.
-GOD HAND, start to finish

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #432 on:** March 28, 2011, 09:15:56 PM »

Except for the zombies (don't really remember them), I too shared those poops. The first happened in one of my earliest online matches.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #433 on:** March 28, 2011, 09:30:05 PM »

The zombies were only in the very beginning of the game, and didn't play a terribly important role.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #434 on:** March 28, 2011, 10:27:12 PM »

The Kraken in God of War II was certainly... unexpected. Or at least unexplained.