Author Topic: GLORB'S DARES WEEK FIVE-ISH: SMORGASBOARD OF GLORB STORIES (Read 13983 times)

The Chef · « **Reply #15 on:** May 27, 2010, 06:15:56 PM »

Short order: Glorb is a microwave killer.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #16 on:** May 27, 2010, 06:21:56 PM »

I like this thread because it's great to finally have concrete proof that I am literally the only cool person* on this board.

* Some of the bots are cool.

Weegee · « **Reply #17 on:** May 27, 2010, 07:46:14 PM »

You're holding the concrete proof upside down

hurrr.

Luigison · « **Reply #18 on:** May 27, 2010, 08:13:44 PM »

I'm not challenging LD's coolness or saying Mythbusters is concrete proof of anything, but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_LOdFm8blw&#t=5m00s

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2010, 10:28:21 PM »

"They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven... they're right. I'm missing a wall in my kitchen."

Glorb · « **Reply #20 on:** May 29, 2010, 12:23:09 PM »

Updated this week's dare a day late.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #21 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:55:14 AM »

Glorb · « **Reply #22 on:** June 03, 2010, 07:26:40 AM »

Clearly one of two things is happening. Either everyone besides LD on this whole entire board are *******, or LD is paying them to be in order to feel special. Tragically, I'm leaning towards the first option.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #23 on:** June 03, 2010, 09:43:28 AM »

You forgot the third option, where no one except Lizard Dude cares.

By the way, you really shouldn't dare people to do things you aren't willing to do yourself. Where's the footage of you putting something metal in your microwave? Where's your Viking nick and sig?

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #24 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:32:08 PM »

I'd be more interested if changing your name and custom title on this forum was a little more... flexible.

Needless to say, I am a *****.

Weegee · « **Reply #25 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:38:00 PM »

For next week's dare, have the contestants drink their own urine.

Glorb · « **Reply #26 on:** June 03, 2010, 05:45:08 PM »

Quote from: WarpRattler on June 03, 2010, 09:43:28 AM

By the way, you really shouldn't dare people to do things you aren't willing to do yourself. Where's the footage of you putting something metal in your microwave? Where's your Viking nick and sig?

Dude, I'm daring you guys. Not myself. I realize you come from Canada where everybody sits around with their thumbs up their asses and compliments each other and Drake gets famous entirely through Lil Wayne's help and would still be on Degrassi otherwise, but here in America, there's no baww baww, I can't put metal in a microwave all by myself!. You either follow through with a dare or don't.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 03, 2010, 05:55:31 PM »

Warp, you didn't tell the rest of us you'd moved to Canada.

Glorb · « **Reply #28 on:** June 03, 2010, 06:21:27 PM »

I just really wanted to take a dig at Drake.

bobman37 · « **Reply #29 on:** June 04, 2010, 03:12:11 PM »

Glorb's right. This is America, where Justin Bieber gets famous entirely through Usher's help.