Author Topic: Mario Goes Camping (Read 15065 times)

Hirocon · « **Reply #15 on:** October 19, 2003, 06:53:24 PM »

...bloody foot. Luigi is knocked unconsious and awakens 6,324,984,354,362,098 years later.

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 10, 2003, 03:49:40 PM »

Then Mario runs Luigi over with hover car...
Luigi: WHYYYYY!!!!????? THE PAIN!!!!
Mario: HAHA!
Then all goes to the year 2003.

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I see dead people!......Wait No! That''s my reflection in the mirror.

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 30, 2003, 06:15:53 PM »

So Mario goes on a drive through the woods and hits a BUMP.

Mario: ARGH!!!!*BOOOOOM!!*

As the jeep ran into a tree. Mario came back to the camp site with horible injuries such as...

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I see dead people!......Wait No! That''s my reflection in the mirror.

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #18 on:** December 01, 2003, 06:03:29 PM »

...toungeitis, where Mario's toungue was covered in purple...

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 01, 2003, 06:27:40 PM »

...rashes!

Mario: Uigi, I an't eak ight!
Luigi: ... What?
Mario: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!

And Mario runs into the woods...

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Chester: Want some tuna dip surprize? Chester''s Dad: The suprize is it tastes like cat food!!!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 14, 2003, 06:22:22 PM »

and crashes into a tree. Then he fell over on his back.

Mario: OW!
Luigi: Eh?
Mario: Kokumotsu wa doko desu ka?
Luigi: Huh?
Mario: You were born in Japan! You know what it is!
Luigi: Shut up! *Slaps Mario across the face*

Then Mario got up, went to Luigi and...

She's drunk; it's funny!

TJOghost8 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 17, 2003, 10:22:49 PM »

bought Luigi a snowcone.

Luigi: Thanks! *Shoves the entire cone down Mario's throat*
Mario: AAARGHH!! Brain-freeze!!
Luigi: You and I both know you were born without a brain.
Mario: Oh yeah. But my head hurts!
Luigi: I can fix that! *Wacks Mario's head with an iron 5 times*
Mario: OUCH!! That made it worse, darnnit!
Luigi: What color is my underwear? *Slaps Mario across the face*
Mario: Now you're going to get it!

So Mario reached down Luigi's pants and took out his...

"Why should I get AOL? I have a computer!"

Markio · « **Reply #22 on:** December 17, 2003, 10:27:38 PM »

...Flashlight. Suddenly, a humongous animal appeared, towering over the trees, but Mario couldn't make it out. He shined the flashlight on it, revealing the animal as...

No plate like chrome for the hollindaise.

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #23 on:** December 18, 2003, 06:20:40 PM »

...Tree!!!
Mario: ARGH!!!! DEADLY ELM!!!! *runs screaming*
Luigi: ... *throws a rock in Mario's general direction*
A *THOOK!* noise is heard in the forest and then a *PLUNK!*... So Luigi...

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Chester: Want some tuna dip surprize? Chester''s Dad: The suprize is it tastes like cat food!!!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #24 on:** December 23, 2003, 01:31:04 PM »

...gets hit by a giagantamus tree!!

MARIO: Take that! And that! That's for chopping off my leg!!
LUIGI: Somebody help me!

Why does everybody torture me? Soon I will rule the world! And then you'll be sorry!!

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 12/23/2003 11:33:16 AM

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 18, 2004, 08:56:05 PM »

Then Luigi ends up ruling(???) the World with an iron nose! THE END!!!
Mario: WAAAAAAIIIIT A MINUTE!!!!!!! I'm the star what happens to me!?
Me: You become a slave! The E...
Mario: THAT SUCKS!!!!
Me: You just can't stand being out of the spotlight can you?...
Mario: No...
THE E... Never mind... *walks off*

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"*cough!*... I think I peed..."-Me with the Stomach Virus

tom ato · « **Reply #26 on:** January 19, 2004, 02:54:02 AM »

then mario pulled down his pants and said here come the chocolate starfish and took a giant crap on toad then..
luigi:and its the poopie man
peach: dont you mean the boogie man
luigi: no the poopie man hes right over there (points the mooving poop)
peach:ahhhhhhhhhhh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ahhhhhhhhhhhh whats that funky smell
luigi:muma mia mario put some pants on
then a fuzzie jumped out of a tree and sucked luigis head of after he/she

has anyone met my pal roshi hes a gray yoshi just stay on his good side or he''ll spit rocks at you untill you die

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 19, 2004, 06:36:16 AM »

Apparently the story has been dumbed down to Nickeloden humor, thanks to tom ato.

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 19, 2004, 12:35:59 PM »

..Jumped off of a potato bug while eating everyone...
Mario: ARGH! THE BITING!!!
Toad gets a rifle...
Toad: Die Fuzzy!!!!*POW*
He killed the Fuzzy but, Mario went DOOOOOWN!
Luigi(8.7% alive): YAY! Mario's dead!
So Toad...

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"*cough!*... I think I peed..."-Me with the Stomach Virus

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #29 on:** January 26, 2004, 05:43:27 PM »

...revives Mario!

MARIO: Yay! I'm farting! *fart fart fart fart*

LUIGI: You should be celebrating because you're ALIVE, not because you're FARTING. Get with the program, doodlehead!

MARIO: DOODLEHEAD?!?!? Why you... you... you... you... you...

LUIGI: Ha! You don't have a good comeback, do you?

MARIO: You... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you... you FART BRAIN!!!

LUIGI: Fart brain? :S What kind of dissing is that, big nose?

So Mario and Luigi keep dissing each other for 100 years. Then...

If a giant butt took on a human toilet, who do you think would win? When they go head to head, it WON''''T be pretty. Ultamite Muscle. Ya gotta see it to belive it. Only on the FoxBox.