"Have you seen Mario and Luigi's nieces?"
I thought the wore boots and not sneakers.
"Their names are Maria and Lugina Skye."
Uh, my name is Patrick; did you know that?
"They have brown hair..."
Haha, I have brown hair.
"...blue eyes..."
No, brown eyes for me.
"...and a good sense of humer."
Trainman has a good sense of humor, but not humer for some weird reason.
"Maria has a purple hat..."
I have a blue Orange County Chopper hat.
"a purple shirt..."
Nope, no purple on me.
"and strait hair."
AAAH!! I've heard of George Strait too!!!
"Lugina has a yellow hat..."
Is this "Lugina" a cross between a female Yu-gi-oh and a lugie?
"...a yellow shirt and pigtails."
No. My hair isn't that long yet and I have a stupid Vacation Bible School shirt somewhere that is yellow.
"Please check..."
Sorry, I only have cash right now, but I could get a money order if you like.
"...if you have seen them."
Hear whom?
"Please?"
What do you want?
P.S.- You got this crap story from some crazy site that is full of lies. Check your sources again.
Trainman- Train Horn Man <--- I''m with stupid.