Then a bunch of stuff happened, but nobody cared, because without a sense of character development, by which I mean the development of character (and by I I mean me, the person who is writing this sentence, by which I mean an independent clause surrounded by modifiers and punctuation, including but not limited to commas, periods, exclamation points, asterisks, ampersands, underscores, colons, question marks and semicolons, which look like commas with periods above them, which is stupid, because periods are supposed to be at the bottom of letters), which is vital to any story, by which I mean a series of related events following the general pattern of setting, conflict, rising tension, climax and resolution, but not necessarily following that pattern strictly, the persons reading the implied story of which I am discussing, who may or may not comprehend this sentence, will never feel any need to continue reading the story, unless they, by which I mean the aforementioned readers, not the implied characters that lack aforementioned character development, feel a need to read simply for the purpose of trying to comprehend the incomprehensible, thereby achieving a state of satisfaction due to perceived accomplishment in otherwise boring and pointless lives, and may precisely for this reason stop reading, regardless of any sense of satisfaction that may thereby be lost, and any of the aforementioned stuff cannot be cared about if it is not read about, unless it is written about, but this is a moot point, since I have limited my discussion thereof to a single clause in a single long but nevertheless unitary sentence, and I myself neither care nor wish to care about the aforementioned stuff, insofaras to actually describe it in any detail, and even if I did, I am a nobody, as demonstrated by my willingness to write an unnecessarily long sentence on an internet message board that few will ever read, and which fewer still, if any, will comprehend, if comprehension be possible, which is not likely, due to my poor grammar, poor spelling, and misuse of words of which I only pretend to know the meaning. QED
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Edited by - Hirocon on 1/11/2004 7:17:32 PM
