WHOA! Chicks dig mario too! I gotta write this down, cool!
Eh heh heh! I couldn't resist.
COUNTDOWN TO DS: 002 DAY(S) REMAINING!!! I CAN FEEL IT COMING! IT'S SO CLOSE IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
On November 21st, Nintendo will unleash the greatest handheld system on America that this world has ever seen. Two screens, two extra buttons, one touch-sensitive screen, wireless multiplayer, voice recognition, a rechargeable battery, and more. Prepare to severely wet yourself.