Author Topic: (Dice-number)-word story (Read 60691 times)

CashCrazed · « **Reply #75 on:** March 30, 2002, 07:05:02 PM »

Jello(1/2)

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..

DarthTedd64 · « **Reply #76 on:** March 30, 2002, 07:19:12 PM »

One-half????

Insane Steve · « **Reply #77 on:** March 30, 2002, 08:43:19 PM »

1\2 eh, well this is all i can think of....

'N'(5)

it is a bad contraction for "and"

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

CashCrazed · « **Reply #78 on:** March 30, 2002, 10:36:43 PM »

Half a word. Say, if you wanted part of Mario, you want put "Mar" and let another person finish it. Of course they could also make it "Marble".

liquid mushroom. When he stepped(7)

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..

Insane Steve · « **Reply #79 on:** March 31, 2002, 06:49:03 PM »

outside, he discovered something very, very bad. (1)

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Anonymous Mario Fan · « **Reply #80 on:** March 31, 2002, 07:53:56 PM »

Bowser! (7 1/2 -- seven and a half words!)

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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.

CashCrazed · « **Reply #81 on:** March 31, 2002, 08:33:05 PM »

Bowser used a Poison Mushroom to make Ma(4)

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..

Insane Steve · « **Reply #82 on:** March 31, 2002, 08:35:14 PM »

--rio act odd. Boswer for... (5 1/2, to get rid of these half words)

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Anonymous Mario Fan · « **Reply #83 on:** March 31, 2002, 08:36:56 PM »

rio very very small. Yo- (9 1/2)

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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.

CashCrazed · « **Reply #84 on:** March 31, 2002, 09:52:45 PM »

Looks like somebody posted right before another with the same amount of words. I knew this would happen sometime, that's why I always check back the instant before I post.

How about if someone puts 0, all the next poster does is put a number.

da ended up here by mistake, so Luigi had to(6)

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..

Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/31/2002 7:53:32 PM

Anonymous Mario Fan · « **Reply #85 on:** March 31, 2002, 09:58:22 PM »

watch Star Wars to understand it. (9)

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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]

cable04 · « **Reply #86 on:** April 01, 2002, 03:33:14 PM »

"use the force, mario." is what yoda said.
"okay"
<3.5 ... i don't like fractions>

0 0-/< in honor of all our fallen comrades, may they go to a better place >\-0<
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who wants to buy a skunkle?

DarthTedd64 · « **Reply #87 on:** April 01, 2002, 04:02:50 PM »

Mario used the for- (-1)

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CashCrazed · « **Reply #88 on:** April 01, 2002, 05:05:40 PM »

(4 1/2)t ec

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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank

Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..

Insane Steve · « **Reply #89 on:** April 01, 2002, 06:49:49 PM »

hmmmmm *gets out a dictionary and looks for words starting in "ec"*

Economy guns, ya know, cheap ones....

..onomy guns to blow off.... (6 and 8192/16384)

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.