Author Topic: Fungi Forums Fantastic Fight (Read 12453 times)

Lizard Dude · « **on:** June 27, 2007, 10:46:32 PM »

In a real life hand-to-hand brawl between all the denizens of these Fungi Forums, who would reign supreme?

CoconutMikeNIke · « **Reply #1 on:** June 27, 2007, 10:58:21 PM »

I could go the route of boasting my supreme powers, but then I'm reminded that a stiff wind throws me off balance. So instead, I shall say that MB would win since he's the only one that I know has some form of training in the ways of fighting.

Area 64 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 27, 2007, 11:04:49 PM »

If I had to guess, I'd say... Vidgmchr, probably.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #3 on:** June 27, 2007, 11:08:38 PM »

No way. Vid would get destroyed. I think he's said he's a pacifist or something like that, too.

People like Trainman and Jman who talk a lot about sports always seem kinda good people fo this, in my mind. But I don't really know. I'll wait to see what more people say.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #4 on:** June 27, 2007, 11:21:10 PM »

I'm a high school wrestler....and I do lift weights.

EDIT: I didn't know that this was a real life thing, so magic doesn't matter.

bobman37 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 27, 2007, 11:22:45 PM »

Black Mage would make an upset comeback by utilizing his superiority in all things RANDOM BATTLE against formerly-undefeated Deezer.

Also, if the Fungi Forums were not an online message board and were instead somehow the same thing but IRL, Sunbun would end up punching someone's lights out.

MaxVance · « **Reply #6 on:** June 27, 2007, 11:35:10 PM »

I'm sure Fairemaster would die first.

BP · « **Reply #7 on:** June 27, 2007, 11:43:22 PM »

I know exactly what I would do.
I would kidnap Vidgmchtr when no one could see or hear, and wait until there was a victor. I'd kill the victor, cook him or her, feed him to Vid (so he or she would be defeated) and then Tase Vid to death. I'd be the winner!
But now that I've posted this, this is all what you're expecting me to do! But alas, this was my plot--to distract you! Oh but which is the truth? The plot above, or this statement that the plot above is a lie? This alone should confuse you long enough for me to sneak a 1-hit KO on you all! But now you're ready for that so I could use another plan! Ahahahahahaa!!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #8 on:** June 27, 2007, 11:45:54 PM »

This topic has the potential to be extremely violent.

It really makes me wonder though.

Suffix · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2007, 12:52:24 AM »

As fierce as I may be able to make myself appear, once you get over my furious expression, you realize I have no physical strength at all.

I vote for Megabyte.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2007, 01:45:51 AM »

This reminds me of my other thread, When FF Members Collide!

MaxVance · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:12:29 AM »

But that was mostly people in FG&S. Which makes me think, I would imagine that the FG&S people would probably be quickly killed.

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:27:21 AM »

I is in your shadow, whating for mi turn.... Battle Axe Chop!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2007, 06:31:40 AM »

Quote from: MaxVance on June 28, 2007, 03:12:29 AM

But that was mostly people in FG&S. Which makes me think, I would imagine that the FG&S people would probably be quickly killed.

No way. We'd all fight to the death.

Besides, who are you to say who dies and who doesn't? I doubt that anyone would really survive too long against people who actually practice fighting, wrestling, etc. FG&S regular or not.

The Chef · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2007, 07:22:32 AM »

Quote from: Suffix on June 28, 2007, 12:52:24 AM

As fierce as I may be able to make myself appear, once you get over my furious expression, you realize I have no physical strength at all.

Man, I have the same problem.