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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale  (Read 357689 times)

« Reply #2010 on: May 18, 2010, 12:33:00 AM »
The coalition was dealt a massive blow when Peppy barrel rolled into their mothership, sacrificing himself for his team.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #2011 on: May 18, 2010, 01:53:57 PM »
Nothing of value was lost.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

« Reply #2012 on: May 18, 2010, 03:53:25 PM »
Only Fox, Bill and Falco remained.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Hacker Pikachu 25

  • Technicolor nightmare
« Reply #2013 on: May 19, 2010, 03:46:57 PM »
And then a giant dragonfly dropped a Chain Chomp on Mario.
Klonoa is the best game I've played YET!!!

« Reply #2014 on: May 19, 2010, 04:09:18 PM »
Hacker Pikachu 25 was lobotomized for derailing the story too much.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Hacker Pikachu 25

  • Technicolor nightmare
« Reply #2015 on: May 19, 2010, 05:24:21 PM »
And then he soiled his britches.
Klonoa is the best game I've played YET!!!

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #2016 on: May 19, 2010, 05:42:28 PM »
Krystal, the Blue Man Group and the rest of her army proceeded to bring down Team Star Fox using nothing but spears and arrows. Surprisingly, it actually worked. However, Fox McCloud still had one last trick up his sleeve when all seemed lost...

« Reply #2017 on: May 19, 2010, 05:51:13 PM »
He proceeded to yiff Falco, causing the Blue Man Group to recoil in disgust.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2018 on: May 19, 2010, 05:54:59 PM »
"You necrophiliac-furry sicko!" bellowed Krystal, who speared him fifty times in rapid succession.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #2019 on: May 20, 2010, 10:49:18 AM »
(Anyone else notice that Chef used three sentences?)

Fox was bleeding to death, which brought joy to both Krystal and Falco.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #2020 on: May 20, 2010, 02:30:01 PM »
(Whoops. Sorry.)

And with that final kill, Krystal's army won the war between Pandora and Earth, and millions were made at the box office.

« Reply #2021 on: May 20, 2010, 08:06:24 PM »
Krystal became the supreme overlord of Earth, which is strange considering that Earth isn't even located in the Lylat System.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Kimimaru

  • Max Stats
« Reply #2022 on: May 22, 2010, 11:02:24 PM »
Unfortunately for Krystal, the Earth was at its end the moment it was in her grasp.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

« Reply #2023 on: May 23, 2010, 09:47:59 AM »
"Curse you 2012," mumbled Krystal as she and Falco flew back to Corneria to inform General Pepper of Fox's death.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

cosmic_c

  • EAGLES SCREAM!
« Reply #2024 on: May 23, 2010, 08:53:39 PM »
Just then Krystal remembered that her starting game was Star Fox Adventures and killed herself.

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