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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: bobbysq1337 on May 19, 2011, 02:55:27 PM
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In this game, you must ask an educated question and then someone else must give an uneducated answer.
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I think this has been done before but oh what the hell.
"What is the social contract theory as explained by Thomas Hobbes?"
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I dunno
What would our forefathers think if they saw what American culture is like today
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"This shiz iz off the hook yo."~Benjamin Franklin
What is to be done about global warming?
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Beach Party
What are the three types of radioactive energy
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AM, FM, and shortwave
What is the value of pi? (This was supposed to be an example, but somehow got cut out):-P
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About $2.50 a slice.
Why did it take ten years for us to find Bin Laden?
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Because we didn't want to take twenty years.
Describe the difference between poverty and pauperism.
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One was a major part in one of those Barbie movies and the other was not.
What are Newton's 3 laws?
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Location, location, and bros before hos.
Why do counter-clockwise air currents travel upwards?
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I didn't know they did :U
How many bones are there in the human body
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"I don't know, but there was shertainly more than one in your mother lasht night!"
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Who killed JFK?
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Two male models on a grassy knoll.
Who wrote Two Treatises of Government?
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A historical guy
How many planets are there in this solar system
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The moon, the sun, and Jason Marsden.
Why did the Game Boy Micro fail financially?
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Because it was @$%!
Actually, that might not be such a stupid answer.
Who unlocked this? (I am looking for a stupid answer)
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Because my fine ol' chap, I need to extract necessary and essential resource pertaining to my plans for my schedule for the future present.
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How do search algorithims work?
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Anyway you want them to work, baby...
How smoothly can you see the future intergration and acceptence of the video game industry into the higher class society?
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By shooting everyone who disagrees with us.
What does the success of games like The Sims Social and Cow Clicker say about the future of psychological manipulation by video games, and about the nature of personhood itself?
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If you click on people, you can make them do random [dukar].
Why are male audiences enjoying a certain series about multicolored equines that was designed for young girls?
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Because screw social stigmas! It's well-written, full of good humor and the community is full of wonderful people!
Is it possible that we are the reflection and what we see in the mirror is the reality?
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sdrawkcab eb dluow gnihtyreve neht esuaceb, oN
How many volts of electricity can it take to kill a man?
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(twirls revolvers) More than enough to kill any man standing.
What if our reality isn't the true reality?
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Then I hope the Harry Potter reality is. That one has wizards
How are stalactites and stalagmites formed?
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When a mommy cave and a daddy cave love each other very much, they do a special cave hug. The rest is kinda gross.
Is the good good because God loves it, or does God love the good because it is good?
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GOOD FOR THE GOOD GOD!
With Zynga and Facebook gaming falling apart as users lose interest, does social gaming have a huge, profitable future outside the realm of mobile?
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No, because there must always be a way for your Facebook friends to waste their money on.
Is the human race's dependance on technology going to destroy society as we know it?
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Definately not. ( uses automatic back scratcher as robotic butler chews food for me.)
How do we truly know that we are alone in this universe?
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Because the aliens haven't taken over yet.
Where does electricity come from?
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Pikachus
How can you tell, in the wilderness, what is and isn't safe to eat?
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Just eat it. ( Eat iiiiiiiiiit!)♪
Where will our country be financially in the next ten years?
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IT WILL BE WORSE THAN THE GREAT DEPRESSION.
When did dinosaurs first appear?
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3879
Is there any existence after death
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Not if you don't use puncuation.
Is war really a reliable solution to our nation's problems?
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No, international disputes should be decided by beauty pageant. The sexiest country gets whatever it wants.
What makes true art?
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ice cream.
is there an end to the universe?
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It probably wraps around like the very first part of the very first level in Mario 2. You can stand on the edge and be on both sides of the screen at once. It'll replace One Foot In Arizona And One In Nevada vacation photos forever!
Do guns kill people, or do people kill people?
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It depends on if the gun is a robot.
Where can diamonds be found?
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In meth ... haven't you ever heard of crystal meth
Is there any life outside of our planet .
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Yes, on exactly one other planet.
How many binary sequences are there with no consecutive pairs of 1's for arbitrary length n?
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No one! *rimshot*
If it is 5°F one day, and 4°F the next, what is the percent of decrease between the two days?
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%99
What is the square root of Pi?
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Depends on what kind of pie it is.
What is the correct order to solve this equation: 2+2/2x2?
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1. Get a fancy calculator
2. Make the calculator do it
What would it take for anarchy to work?
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OLGIARCHY
How do you find the height of a building using a barometer?
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Throw it at the architect.
If we all stopped going here, would ther be withdrawal?
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No, since we'd stop hearing about new games and our bank accounts would stay level.
How do ARM processors compare to x86 processors?
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Arm processors process processes in arms that propel fists' progress through x86 processors when they don't properly process processes that they should. Fist probably wins.
Why doesn't the U.S. use the metric system outside of laboratories?
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Because scientists like to feel esoteric.
How do you come up with a smart question to ask?
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By not being stupid.
Are there really existing colors that the human eye can not comprehend?
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Clear.
Who destroys the Gond?
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Alien abductions have long since separated the tribes.
How does one detect planets on the opposite sides of stars?
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By going to the opposite sides of stars.
Why must bowser be misunderstood time and time again?
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Because he's too awesome to be understood.
Why is Bowser the standard comic relief now, when he used to be the King of Evil?
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Because comic relief is when you hear one too many jokes and you have to go away for a bit and Bowser is good at that because he can put you out of your misery by killing you.
Why must every thread devolve into silliness?
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If you have to ask, you're streets behind.
Is there a scientifically proven optimal way to preserve a 2-liter bottle of soda's fizz for longer than a couple of days?
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Although science has no answer, it is common knowledge that you can bury it inside a giant cube of Nokia phones from the 1990s and it will come out fine.
Isn't this the 3rd or so thread to be created with much the same premise?
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The more the merrier
How are twist ties manufactured?
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By twisting ties.
Where is Waldo?