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Video Game Chat / Re: Animal Crossing: New Leaf

« on: June 20, 2013, 05:24:21 PM »

How does character customization work in thie game? Do your facial features still depend on your answers to the questionnaire at the beginning?

I haven't played Animal crossing before, but that sounds a little racist to me.

EX: Question: What food do you like?
Answer: Chicken
Computer Thinks: lets make this guy black

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Video Game Chat / Re: Super Smash Bros. 4 Wii U and 3DS

« on: June 18, 2013, 09:13:47 AM »

Even putting The Chef's immediate response aside, Smash is not to games as reality shows are to television.  I don't understand how tournament players and long-time Nintendo customers qualify as LCD.

I mean, the pros are going to whine about whatever changes to the game are made but they'll still play it up and down and develop an extensive metagame for it.

I'm not saying pros are the lowest common denominator. I'm talking more about poor people who have been brainwashed by brand recognition and will buy anything if it has Mario on it.

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Games Offline... Again.

« on: June 17, 2013, 07:29:33 PM »

are you 12. that entire line you said about challenging me to figure out a way to make it work makes absolutely no sense.

I just want you to walk in somebody's shoes before prematurely judging them. You don't know what goes on in the head of Miyamoto or whether his idea of Mario had any thought of online multiplayer.

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Games Offline... Again.

« on: June 17, 2013, 06:03:24 PM »

You are all horrible people.

they just don't want to do it

And with good reason. Try thinking of a way to put online multiplayer in a one player platforming game with terrain destroying mechanics that makes sense and will sell the game on just that alone. I challenge you.

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Forum Games / Re: What's on your Paste?

« on: June 17, 2013, 05:55:10 PM »

http://imgur.com/e2Bx7IF

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Video Game Chat / Re: Super Smash Bros. 4 Wii U and 3DS

« on: June 17, 2013, 02:00:36 PM »

To the lowest common denominator of society, yes.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Super Smash Bros. 4 Wii U and 3DS

« on: June 17, 2013, 12:07:27 PM »

Those are the official names, and I think it plays in well with the..name..

It's SSB4, and it's going to be SSB for Wii U/3DS

If those are the names, it's going to be an awful hard marketing sell. The name doesn't imply that it has any inherent quality about it that will make you want to buy it.

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Games Offline... Again.

« on: June 16, 2013, 09:27:49 PM »

 when the level was set-up under the impression you would have X partners.

This. NMSBWii didn't have heir levels built to accommodate multiple players, except gimmicks like levers, etc., and those were only or getting Star Coins and the like and didn't really heal you advance in the level. Thusly, you had 4 characters bouncing off eachother and not cooperating in the least, unless they had lightning fast reflexes. It also suffered from the fact that Yoshis could swallow other people, causing a lot of accidental deaths.

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Games Offline... Again.

« on: June 16, 2013, 07:02:44 PM »

Also they did try to implement sort of a competitive multiplayer in the original NSMB, but it didn't really work.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Super Smash Bros. 4 Wii U and 3DS

« on: June 16, 2013, 05:50:24 PM »

in b4 WarpRattler starts typing out and italicizing the titles of the games as SSBfWU and SSBf3DS.

Those are the official names? How bland.

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Games Offline... Again.

« on: June 16, 2013, 05:49:11 PM »

"...pushing the Wii to its limits." Why any of you defend it confuses me.

Super Smash Bros Brawl. It was already a doublesided game with a large file size to begin with, and then they added multiplayer online. The result was that it was very laggy online and nobody ended up playing the multiplayer.

The "it's about having friends over and bumping elbows" excuse is completely dead and makes no sense.

Just because 20-40 year olds don't come over and play doesn't mean nobody does. Nintendo is a family company. Kids go over to their friend's house all the time.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Super Smash Bros. 4 Wii U and 3DS

« on: June 15, 2013, 11:41:49 PM »

Luigi and Mario, as well as Pit and Dark Pit have each of their own back stories and a seperate characters. The other were created solely for multiplayer and are completely arbitrary and are not their own characters in and of themselves.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Super Smash Bros. 4 Wii U and 3DS

« on: June 15, 2013, 12:52:36 PM »

Nintendo likes to make their characters unique and not just different colors of each other.

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General Chat / Re: Relationdukars

« on: June 14, 2013, 05:04:59 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: What's on your Paste?

« on: June 13, 2013, 04:51:43 PM »

Grandeur made me do it.