Author Topic: The Silly Mario Fan Theories Thread (Read 192289 times)

The Chef · « **Reply #360 on:** June 23, 2013, 06:24:09 PM »

Here's one I recovered:

Peach is a virgin.
You know how they always keep talking about how "pure" she is? That's G-rated talk for "She's still a virgin". She even acts it. This leads to...

Peach's extraordinary powers come from her virginity.
Healing? Psych Bomb? Peach Beam? That telekinetic lift she does in Bowser's Inside Story? All these powers stem from her virginity. This leads me to one more...

Peach refuses to become Mario's full-time girlfriend in an effort to keep her virginity.
If you had powers like that, wouldn't you want to try and hang to them for as long as possible?

Weegee · « **Reply #361 on:** June 23, 2013, 06:48:28 PM »

So that means she's at least 30.

The Chef · « **Reply #362 on:** June 23, 2013, 10:07:24 PM »

Weegee · « **Reply #363 on:** June 24, 2013, 12:29:29 AM »

KoopaTrooper · « **Reply #364 on:** June 24, 2013, 08:03:22 AM »

Mario is a virgin as well

That's why he does all that stuff for Peach just to win her trust.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #365 on:** June 24, 2013, 01:29:43 PM »

Oh she's not a virgin...
No virgin would have THIS in their room:

Weegee · « **Reply #366 on:** June 24, 2013, 05:49:05 PM »

Toadstool's ??? IS her virginity. She lost it behind the fireplace.

Quote from: KoopaTrooper on June 24, 2013, 08:03:22 AM

That's why he does all that stuff for Peach just to win her trust.

What a Nice Guy!

The Chef · « **Reply #367 on:** June 24, 2013, 07:09:25 PM »

Clearly her ??? is her collection of Yaoi manga.

bobbysq1337 · « **Reply #368 on:** June 25, 2013, 09:18:52 PM »

Quote from: BP on June 21, 2013, 01:35:08 PM

Wario's place in this idea o' mine, note that "real" here still just means "the same plane as the other Nintendo worlds"

Wario was born/spawned/created in Mario's world but lives in the real one; Diamond City and possibly some/all of the Wario Land places are real. He went back to take over Mario's Castle (which came out of nowhere due to the nature of the world) thinking that if he could overthrow Mario as the star of the game world, he would be rich in both.

Waluigi has never been to the real world.

I wanna say Yoshi's Island could possibly be real but nah, I can neither think of an explanation as to why a Baby Mario would fall out of the sky in a real setting nor see it as distanced enough from Mario to be. Not as much as Wario or Donkey Kong, by a longshot.

Where do Non-Nintendo characters that have directly interacted with Nintendo characters fit in? (i.e. Snake, Mega Man, Sonic)

BP · « **Reply #369 on:** June 25, 2013, 09:20:29 PM »

Their own. SSB isn't canon anything anyway and I'm not trying to conceptualize a way that it would be

Toad · « **Reply #370 on:** June 27, 2013, 01:03:50 PM »

Super Mario 3D Land takes place in the Mushroom Kingdom's equivalent to California

Maybe that means Super Mario 3D World will take place in the equivalent to Florida.

The Chef · « **Reply #371 on:** June 27, 2013, 04:10:54 PM »

Where'd you get that idea?

Toad · « **Reply #372 on:** June 27, 2013, 06:13:07 PM »

Disney

The Chef · « **Reply #373 on:** June 27, 2013, 08:36:47 PM »

bobbysq1337 · « **Reply #374 on:** June 27, 2013, 09:00:35 PM »

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Disney_Parks_and_Resorts