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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: September 24, 2009, 01:24:20 PM »

Don't know if i have already told this one. Here it goes.

Jesus once turned water into wine. I once turned a whole student loan into vodka. Your move Jesus.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: September 16, 2009, 02:00:11 PM »

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a...ihg32h9gj0fk0kfkkkkkkfmmnnn273fbf111...

...GODA SAKE KANYE LET GO OF THE KEYBOARD!

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: September 15, 2009, 01:23:52 PM »

Kanye West is gonna interupt his funeral...

''Yo, Patrick Swayze, I know you just died and all, and I'm gonna let you finish... But Michael Jackson's Death was the best one this year''.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: September 14, 2009, 03:13:38 PM »

How can that joke be offensive? The story is that "You just lost he game" is the worst thing you can possibly hear right before you die. It was not intended to be offensive.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: September 14, 2009, 12:41:04 PM »

I removed the 9/11 pic.

A man named Mitch is on his death bed after a deadly car accident. He is seconds from death and there is no hope at all. All of his family and friends are there. It is sad. Mitch thought he was going to live a long happy life when his son was born only the previous night.

Mitch's brother comes up to him and says "before you die, I have one last thing to say to you before you *cry* move on."

His brother moves his lips to Mitch's ear and says "my brother...I just want you to know that...You just lost The Game.

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Forum Games / Re: You Get Amazed, You Lose

« on: September 12, 2009, 02:36:46 PM »

I agree. That would be fun.

Amazing how Oceania (Australia) is the only continent where everyone drives on the same side.

Australia
America
Antarctica
Africa
Asia
Europe

Amazing how each continent starts and ends with the same letter (North and South America are one)

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Forum Games / Re: Keyboard Smash

« on: September 11, 2009, 10:33:47 PM »

jjjjjjjbcggggg

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Forum Games / Ask a stupid question, get a smart answer

« on: September 11, 2009, 10:00:50 PM »

The explanation is mostly in the title. By stupid question, I mean a question with an obvious answer. Like "is it true that you need shoe laces to keep your shoes on?" The smart answer is a smartass question, like "no, you need shoe laces to kill the dragon."

Lets play.


What is the phone number to 911?

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a smart question, get a stupid answer.

« on: September 11, 2009, 09:55:36 PM »

No, we get back on track like it never happened.

OOPS. Smart answer.

I meant that we should all go watch tv.


If I went back in time to 1000 years ago and did nothing but step on a plant, how would that effect things today?

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a smart question, get a stupid answer.

« on: September 11, 2009, 07:10:41 PM »

Hooker parties.

Where did the citizens of Roanoke go?

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Forum Games / Ask a smart question, get a stupid answer.

« on: September 11, 2009, 05:28:01 PM »

We have all played 'ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer'.

But I thought it would be lawlsome to receive completely illogical answer to great questions. You should know how to play. If you don't, the rules are simple to 'ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer' except for the question being smart. After answering the question, you ask your own question.

Lets start.

Why do so many people frown against gay marriage?

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: September 11, 2009, 12:36:30 PM »

I see many of you didn't like this pic so I am replacing it with another.

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Forum Games / Re: What Is Up With These Ads?: The Game

« on: September 10, 2009, 03:10:37 PM »

Shaquille O'Neal and a mole are fighting each other, Shaquille O'Neal  wants to sue the mole. Judge Judy makes the mole pay Shaquille O'Neal dollars 3000000000$ (lol) because the mole made Shaquille O'Neal  lose THE GAME.

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General Chat / Re: What song are you listening to right now?

« on: September 09, 2009, 12:03:50 PM »

Here comes the sun-The Beatles

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General Chat / Re: Ultimate Birthday Compilation

« on: September 09, 2009, 11:49:25 AM »

Happy birthday Glorb.