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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: HolyAarom on January 30, 2006, 06:18:25 PM
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I don't think this was made before so I'll explain:
Someone says something like
What if Luigi was the star and Mario was the sidekick?
Then the next person would answer it in a humorous manner, like...
Then Nintendo would be the richest company in the world, or something like that.
Then it keeps going with different "what if" questions.
Understand? I hope so sorry if this is kinda unclear, it's kinda hard to explain, anyways, let's start the game!
What if Nintendo made all there games be rated M?
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Then the female characters'...err..."mammary glands" would be bouncing around like in Xbox games.
What if all of school, including college, was only for a week?
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We'd be all geniuses
What if people here stopped saying that games would go downhill? (Please respond to this in a serious way.)
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We'd all buy Mario Party 7.
What if all the new members were mods?
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Many problems this place would face.
What if Aarom11 stops making these really good topics?
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I would be an outlier.
What if I did post more good topics?
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Pigs would learn to fly.
What if your mom was a Russian spy?
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Then... I'd be the son of a Russian spy.
What if life were more like a video game? (Futurama reference)
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Then I'd really be Paper Luigi.
What if Aarom made a topic about asking and answering "what if" questions?
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Then we would be posting in it.
What if the sun spontaneously exploded tomorrow?
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Then your head a splode.
What if I was still bigmariofan1.0?
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Then I am still that ghost guy.
What if this was all just a dream?
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Then I'd die if the guy woke up.
What if the DS had three screens?
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Then it would be too big.
What if Lizard Dude faked his own death again?
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Newbies would still believe it.
What if Miyamoto was never born?
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I would not know you.
What if I wasn't so awesome?
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Then the world would be very sad.
What if Mario became a part of Microsoft?
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Bill Gates would replace Mario in his games.
What if Deezer fed himself bread?
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Then Mr. Face would be unemployed.
What if all the fictional characters were real?
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Then me and Sonic would team to fight off Doc Eggman and whoever else dared to tangle with us.
Edit: Oh ya, forgot to ask a question.
What if Trogdor battled Bowser?
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Trogdor would totally BURNiNATE him.
What if I weren't here?
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We wouldn't have as many droppings scattered about.
What if Mushroom Boy performed the solo in Serenade for Sting Orchestra No. 8 (Josef Suk)?
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Then he would be really really... famous. o_0
What if Bird Person could really fly?
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That would be awesome!!!
What if we were all... PEASANTS?!
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We wouldn't have computers, so we couldn't post here.
What if Meowrik decided to come back?
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Then it'd have a talk show.
What if I were Brolg instead of Glorb?
Didn't I already make a thread exactly like this back in 2005? It was in GMC, until it mysteriously disappeared. Really, try looking it up.
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Then this site would be called MME, Modgnik Moorhsum Eht.
What if this board never existed?
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Then I would got to the millions of other boards I joined. (Remember, if this board never existed, I would have no memory of it, and therefor, would have no feelings.)
What if I never posted?
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People would be sad.
What if I was in school?
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You would be getting mindless drivel hammered into your brain.
What if I hadn't posted a question in this post?
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The world would've a sploded.
What if the world a sploded?
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We would all relocate to other planets.
What if aliens vaporized the Earth?
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Then Nintendo would stop making games.
What if the Revolution was 2 bucks?
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Everyone and their dog would buy one.
What if Microsoft bought Nintendo?
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Mario would have a gun.
Will I reply to this again?
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Probably. But shouldn't we be asking "what if" questions?
What if the Minus World had an exit?
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(Oops, I forgot!)
We would exit the minus world.
What if I used asterisks?
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Then you would be forbidden to use ampersands.
What if AOL changed its name to LOL?
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Then everyone would Laught their butt's off.
What would happen if Peach was falling in love with Bowser?
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TMK would be messed up.
What if Luigi wore white socks?
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He would wear orange shoes.
What if toasters could talk?
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Then they'd be just like that one in the movie. (Brave Little Toaster)
What if Mario teamed up with Crash?
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Then there would be an increase in violence.
What would happen if TMK got shut down by the goverment?
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We'd al go and beat the government up, prob'ly.
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What if I did figure out what that said!
Who has a secret identidy on here?
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My secret identity is... Marzipan. Just kidding!
What if I could speak The Cheat?
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Then you would go to prison for cheating.
What would happen if everyone on the Fungi Fourms met in one place?
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Chaos would ensue.
What if they added extra days to the week?
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Then students everywhere would go crazy.
What is summer vacation was enlongated my 1 month?
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School would be shortened by 1 month.
What if you learned my address?
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I would tell everyone in the universe. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
What if computers didn't have keyboards?
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They'd have touch screens.
What if I had common sense?
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You wouldn't be here.
What if Khold got hot?
EDIT: Joke no longer works. Syrhini's name used to be Khold.
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Um...er...eh...uhhh.........I would be sweaty??? o.O
What if bobman37 lost his temper and went on a tantrum?
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You could call him "madman37."
What if someone beat Aarom11 at Mario Kart DS?
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Earth would cease to exist.
What if SSBM became a movie?
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Then I'd be Nana.
What if GiftedGirl stopped dressing up as Homestar Runner?
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Then Serafina Pekkala would stop posting about it.
What if they moved April Fool's Day to January 1st?
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Then way more people would get shot.
What if this year was 2027 instead of 2006?
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I'd be an old lady! *_*
What if markers ate people?
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Then 7 wouldn't have 8 9.
What if I am your father?
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Don't start with the Darth Vader impression.
What if I was a lemur (http://www.sfcelticmusic.com/js/LEMURS/rtcntmpt.jpg)?
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You're already part lemur, don't go all the way!
What if Julien was human instead of lemur?
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Then my drawings would have all come true.
What if I threw my shoe at you?
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I'd kil... scold you and say you've been bad.
What if time isn't real?
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I would be 13 forever. Which is bad. T_T
What if my Ghostbusters spoof got finished?
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Then I would end up right there behind you. BOO!
What if I'm came to live with you?
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I'd :-X you.
What if Nintendo went out of buisness?
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Then TMK would go down :(.
When will I die?
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When you stop living.
When will TMK go down?
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Never! The mods I'll keep it up!
What would happen if you guys knew how I really knew how I looked?
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Not knowing how you know how you really look, I can't answer that question.
What if people here started saying "dukar" all the time?
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What dukar kind dukar of dukar question dukar is dukar that dukar?
What if I broke the internet?
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I'd be sad.
What if I did a dance?
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We might watch it.
What if you didn't do a dance?
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Then you would die.
What would happen if I didn't know how to dance?
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You'd be a female version of me.
What if I posted a picture of a kitten?
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It would be good.
What if no one came?
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It would be better.
What if I never died?
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Then you will be floating in space when the Earth explodes.
What if Mario's head was a football?
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Then Mario would lean to the sides.
What if Luigi didn't wiggle when he jumped?
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He wouldn't jump high. (I'm quite sure that's the cause of the amazing jump.)
What if Mario's name was Bob? (I remember a topic about this.)
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Then he probably be a professional REGULAR baseball player.
What would happen if all the members all of the sudden logged in at the same time?
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We would set the record for most users online at once.
What if Deezer changed everyone's username to someone else's as an April Fool's Day prank?
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Then the world would a splode in 80,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pieces not meant to be chewed upon.
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*no what if question*
What if I were Coach Z? *is weirded out*
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Than coach A would move to point B?
What if the Shroobs invade us right now?
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Then the Shroobs would invade us.
What if peoples tried to fade me?
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popeples wooudl gote fded bey youo
wHat ifne popeles straeted usie bdad speeelink anduh grummer leyeke thes!?
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What the crap?!?
What if I were Strong Bad's girlfriend? *gets lost in fantasies*
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Homsar would invite you to dinner with his parents (the cups of coffee).
What if someone misspelled "Homsar" in an email?
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Then he'd kill Homestar instead.
What if Strong Bad was real?
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Then he and I would likely hang out a lot.
What if Strong Bad and Knuckles ever crossed paths?
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They'd eat apple pie together.
What if Sonic and Mario crossed paths?
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Then there would be a super sonic war.
What if all the members here were stranded on a deserted island? Every single one?
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Then we could be like the peoples on that show "LOST", only it wouldn't suck so bad.
What if there were real-life doubles of the homestarrunner.com cast?
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Then they'd all live in your house.... Wait a minute... then they'd live in my house too... AAAAAAAAHHH!!!
What if I could fly?
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You would fly to the TMK staff member's houses and demand that they make you and GiftedGirl admins.
What if people stopped listening to stereotypes?
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They listen to stereotypes?
What if the snowman GiftedGirl and I made reared up and attacked?!?
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Then we'd be running all around the back yard, screaming our heads off.
What if my head fell off?
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Your snowman would take your head.
What if it snowed everywhere?
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They'd eat apple pie together.
What if Sonic and Mario crossed paths?
Yeah, right! One unpleasant glance and joke about the Cheat later, and heads would roll.
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*answers MaxVance's question* Then I'd have a field day.
What if there were real-life doubles for a lot of Pokemon? I mean, humanised Pokemon?
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GiftedGirl would have a field day.
What if Garfield was actually funny?
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He is funny, dangit! ... Where'd that come from?
What if I were a dog instead of a person?
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Then I would be Kevin Garnett.
What if hockey goes down again?
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It'll go down.
What if the Pointless Topic has been deleted?!? *gets the jibblies severely*
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It'll never get deleted, don't worry.
What if I was a bird?
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Then you could meet me.
What if I was a mod?
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You'd prob'ly do a sort of dance.
What if I was The Cheat?
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All I have to say is that that would be very wierd.
What if I was Serafina Pekkala and she was me?
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Then you'd be standind over my shoulder watching me post just like she's doing right now... and she wouldn't be here in this house.
What if pigs could fly?
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Then Cows could swim
What if I made more good game topics?
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You would be respected for makng them.
What if I got banned?
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I would scream
What if I never became one of The Fellowship Of TMK?
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Someone else would have.
What if everyone here changed their usernames?
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It's happening already. Join us, MaxVance. It'll be worth it.
What if I left?
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We'd have a lot less less art and HSR refrences.
Has your computer had any viruses before?
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What if it has?
What if a guy named Donny owned a donut shop?
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It'd be called Donny's Donuts. Dur.
What if someone you admired came up to you and asked you for directions to somewhere?
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Then I'd say, Omigosh! I, like, so admire you!!! XD
What if I was offline but online?
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Then that would not make so much sense that my head would explode if I even began to think about what you just said.
What if Peach was kidnapped by Ganon?
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Then Link would save her *shouts goody and goes wild*
What if Bowser kidnapped Zelda?
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I dunno what would happen, but I don't think it'd be very pleasant.
What if I ate some tuna?
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Watch out for mercury poisoning.
What if Link, Zelda, and Ganon had each other's Triforce?
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I'd be total chaos!
What if Link kidnapped me?
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Then Link has gone to the dark side.
What if Mario saved Zelda?
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Miyamoto would be dead.
What if everyone here had huge image signatures?
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I could use my sig of Bowser buring Mario's butt!
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg374.imageshack.us%2Fimg374%2F4290%2Fsm64sig9zh.jpg&hash=4453e349d49c80c140f6079040322d4f)
What if we could see each others' avatars without having to view their profiles?
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It wouldn't be too bad.
What if we all sang The Llama Song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php)?
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Then you'd never see me again here. I'd be dead.
What if you all listened to this song (http://www.aliana-lohan.com) everyday?
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I'd die.
What if someone didn't post while you were writing a really good response?
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You wouldn't have to rewrite your response.
What if this pointless topic (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=9188.0) didn't get made?
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I shall quote the old Tootsie Pop commercial; "The world may never know."
Speaking of which, what if the owl on said commercial didn't bite into that tootsie pop?
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He'd be like Tim Allen: he'd've hammered it.
What if I put up a picture of my photobooth thingy?
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Then I call myself.
What if everybody lived in a red house surronded by purple haze?
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Uhh... what?
What if my dog, Tidbit, and my guinea pig, Fluffernut, turned human during the night?
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Then I would have to go take pictures and make you rich.
What if I was able to fly?
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You would fly high so you could reach the highest of all the heavens.
What if I... did a dance?
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No! Don't do a dance!
What if Mr. Incredible wasn't so incredible?
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He'd be Mr. So-and-so.
What if The Cheat could talk?
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Then he'd run his mouth to his death bed.
What if I turned into a ghost?
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Call the Ghostbusters, guys.
What if I was attacked by a Mudkip?
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I would catch it and tame it.
What if there was a cat version for Nintendogs?
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Umm... what did you say?
What if I ate nine vertical pies?
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This little piggy went to the market.
what if I misinterpreted that?
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then you just did
What if I just died right now?
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Then I would miss your great few topics, even though you bumped a few.
What if the world you know is totally different and everybody were robots, planning your life every millisecond?
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I'd break out of this robotic lifestyle and kick all the robots butts and free everyone! YAY FOR THE ANIMORPH!!!
What if Jade(Serafina Pekkala) is my partner in sloving crime, Witchy Woman?
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I didn't know you solved crimes.
What if I pooped in your locker?
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Then I would first laugh at you and then kill you.
What if Xbox blatantly copied Mario and Sonic and put them in the same game?
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The I'D be the one to sue them!
What if the Hyrule and The Mushroom Kingdom collided into one?
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That would be one sweet kickin' game!
What if I began posting my nearly finished original character novel on this site?
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Someone might like it. Someone might hate it. I wouldn't read it.
What if MaxVance got hot?
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Then Luigison would no doubt put it as his custom title...what's that? He already has that as his CT? Oh.
What if I became a secret agent?
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*insert Mission Impossible theme*
What if I got thrown into the Pokemon world and met up with Ash, Brock, May and Max?
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You would start drawing pictures of them. Maybe.
What if your computer stopped working?
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Then I'd die (but shouldn't I be dead now since the DSL got turned off at home?)
What if became you, the person above?
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You'd start pooping in everyone's lockers.
What if the Internet went down FOREVER?
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Maybe some people would start having lives.
What if we find an alternative, free, non-polluting energy source before gas prices get too high?
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We already have. Car companies are starting to make hydrogen fuel cell cars, and their only "pollutant" is water.
What if Lizard Dude faked his death (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=7553.0) again?
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EDIT: Double post. Oops.
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then I would be sad if i knew why.
What if pigs and humans could have wings?
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I'd do a dance.
What if I wasn't eating pot roast at the moment?
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You'd be hungry.
What if my celphone had had ha camera?
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You wouldn't use three had's.
What if I sucked at art?
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I'd deeply pity you.
What if Mario's name remained Jumpman?
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"It's-a me, Jumpman"??? Sounds pretty lame to me.
What if virus equals very yes?
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Then that's not a good prize at all!
What if I actually finished all the fanfics I ever posted on here?
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Then we'd all fall into a dimension of centaur-like creatures with no mouths. I need to stop reading Animorphs, it's giving me brain damage.
What if the lettuce ate your face?
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Then I would scream and feel very scared.
What if i left the Fungi Fourms for 1 week?
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You wouldn't be here.
What if I didn't exist?
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The world would be a better place. ( jk )
What if burrito was an emotion?
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Then I'd eat it. :P
What if the world was a pizza?
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Then I'd be very fat XD
What if the grass was homework you had to pick up and do?
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I wouldn't do it.
What if I shouted "Albatross!"?
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Then I'd shout back "Kaldabrozz!"
What if all of the sudden, all of the FF members logged on at the same time?
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Sapphira would go nuts in the chatroom.
What if Deezer died?
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Then the world would be a better place (only kidding).
What if I stopped posting so many replies in the threads?
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Maybe your custom title would go away.
What if your house was on fire?
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It already is.
What if your DS were on fire?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What if your foot was on fire?
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Then I would yell: "Ah! Hot fire!"
What if these forums were about butter?
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The King of Town would have a field day.
What if all the boys turned into girls and all the girls turned into boys??? *gets the jibblies*
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Then I'd go crazy!
What if every movie turned into a rated R movie?
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Those poor underaged children.
What if I didn't ask a question?
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Then there wouldn't be an answer.
What would life be without SSBM fanfics?
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Something.
What if my feet stinked?
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I'd die.
What if GiftedGirl couln't draw?
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I'd be very sad.
What if... oh crap, I'm out of questions.
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*hugs GG comfortingly*
What would life be like with out Super Smash Bros. period?
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Very boring.
What if I did this --> © repeatedly?
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I doubt I- Wait, you said you were out of questions!
What if the sky was green?
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Then the grass would be blue. Like it is here where I live! ^_^
What if Strong Bad told everyone how he types with boxing gloves on? *brick'd*
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Then we'd all know.
What if posted 1000 post in one day (don't worry, It'll never happen)?
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If you posted continuously every minute for 17 hours, you could do it. ^^;
What if I stopped liking Pokemon??? *gets the jibblies*