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Author Topic: Things That Made You Poop A Little.  (Read 133074 times)

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #465 on: August 06, 2011, 11:11:50 AM »
Neither is "Kairi," which is an actual name.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #466 on: August 06, 2011, 01:55:17 PM »
Ah, yeah, that's her name. All I could think of was a blue tie, for some reason.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #467 on: August 23, 2011, 11:11:49 PM »
I vaguely knew that a Gears of War 3 controller was coming out but didn't much care and had no real plans to buy one.

But then, when they arrived at my store today I looked at them and saw that they have the old-style sticks with the new-style d-pad. This makes the Gears 3 controllers the ULTIMATE CONTROLLER IN GAMING HISTORY and upon realizing this I felt a deep rumbling in my bowels. And my loins.

After a quick blumpkin in the restroom, I bought one.

« Reply #468 on: August 24, 2011, 01:44:45 AM »
There's a new-style sticks?

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #469 on: August 25, 2011, 05:30:45 PM »
Also, what's the new-style d-pad?  I've never used a 360 controller, but can you compare the standard 360, new-style, and Nintendo d-pads?  Thanks.
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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #470 on: September 08, 2011, 09:59:49 PM »
Today a port of DJ Max Technika was announced for the PS Vita.

After what I did when I found this out, I don't think I'll ever be able to poop again.

« Reply #471 on: September 09, 2011, 12:45:11 PM »
Yeah, those controller peripherals should really have a "DO NOT INSERT IN RECTUM" warning.
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« Reply #472 on: October 14, 2011, 07:43:35 PM »
This weekend is Torque Bow Tag game mode weekend in Gears of War 3. I played a lot today and two poop worthy things happened:

I played a game on Thrashball and went 17-0, my longest kill streak, highest KD ratio and first time finishing a match with no deaths. I got a medal for it, plus a lot of other ones.

I'm also learning and re-learning a lot of things about the Torque Bow, most importantly what you can and can't do while charging a shot. You can get in and out of cover while charging a shot, but if you dive roll or Roadie run, the bow will automatically shoot wherever your bow is pointing. I learned that when I started charging a shot and then dive rolled forward, so the bolt hit the ground in front of me and exploded as I rolled onto it.

Anyway turns out your bow also automatically shoots when you're downed. I came up on a group of three guys, killed one while another one ran away. I started charging to shoot the guy running away, but before I could aim I got meleed by the third dude. But my gun still shot my bow and hit the guy running away.

Bonus thing I learned: Torque bow fights are hilarious at point blank range.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #473 on: February 05, 2012, 03:27:33 AM »
Did I never talk about Half-Life 1 here

I mean the whole thing was made of stuff I'd talk about here but there was one monster that topped the whole thing off. It wasn't the testicle headcrab, it wasn't the giant blue thing. It was the enormous terrifying fish in the cramped flooded lab. I don't know if it was just something with the PS2 version of the game but that thing... the way it moved...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEmnASuuk-0" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEmnASuuk-0</a>

Augh

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_NLGwN6sKg" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_NLGwN6sKg</a>

Who would do something like this!!!

All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #474 on: February 21, 2012, 05:27:29 AM »
I pooped when I got on a Chocobo in FFXIII-2.

« Reply #475 on: February 21, 2012, 07:36:43 AM »
Wasn't the regular Chocobo theme so I disliked.
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Deezer

  • Invincible
« Reply #476 on: February 24, 2012, 01:44:21 PM »
A few days ago, I was playing The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. In the Ancient Cistern, inside the statue, climbing up the thread to the top, when all the zombie dudes popped out and started following me up the thread, I'm pretty sure I pooped.

« Reply #477 on: February 24, 2012, 02:14:41 PM »
I almost did, but then realized that they posed no actual risk.
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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #478 on: February 24, 2012, 04:02:30 PM »
So, I've been playing a lot of BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend lately. When I haven't been jumping into ranked matches, I've been enjoying playing against the surprisingly-competent AI in various game modes. Along with the insanely-difficult Unlimited Mars mode, the game features the standard story, arcade, and Score Attack modes, plus an enhanced version of the Abyss mode from the PSP/3DS game. The Abyss is basically a survival mode with stats and special abilities (both earned by collecting power-up items from the bosses you fight every twenty floors).

The other night I was playing Abyss mode on the hardest of the three difficulties, with a level cap of 999. I pooped when, after defeating a boss, I received an item that teleported me to the final boss at floor 999.

Then I pooped again when she killed me with a super that took off half of my health bar.

Red Lewd Uganda

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« Reply #479 on: December 04, 2012, 07:17:15 PM »
I pooped a little when I was surprised with what I thought sounded more like a God of War blood bath.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEKLhF-dk6Q" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEKLhF-dk6Q</a>
Ante up.

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