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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2009, 02:57:01 PM »
I thought her body didn't age or some crazy dukar like that.  Maybe I was just reading the exhaust fumes of a thousand insane fanboys.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2009, 06:13:54 PM »
I don't think any of the Kokri children age or die or anything.
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« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2009, 07:07:01 PM »
Saria isn't legal.
Please show me the section of Hyrule law regarding age of consent, since you seem to have read it.

« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2009, 07:49:26 PM »
I like where this thread is going.

Do continue to talk about your video game crushes Brain. This is highly amusing.
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #49 on: December 13, 2009, 07:52:28 PM »
Last time ShadowBrain talked about his video game crushes, an innocent thread died (actually not so much regarding the "innocent" part).
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #50 on: December 13, 2009, 08:12:30 PM »
This discussion may best be perpetuated elsewhere, before Black Mage returns from Mysidia-- GOOD LORD I'VE BEEN PLAYING TOO MUCH FINAL FANTASY-- and whups our sorry asses.

Again.
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« Reply #51 on: December 13, 2009, 08:20:21 PM »
Regarding Saria, on one hand she could technically be very old, and on the other, it is said that the Kokri always "stay children". It depends on how you look at it.
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #52 on: December 13, 2009, 09:37:34 PM »
I thought her body didn't age or some crazy dukar like that.
Likewise--and I think you're right.

Indeed, this technically wasn't the direction this thread was supposed to go, but I suppose I made it inevitable. I could stop it, but my efforts would probably be on par with Willy Wonka trying to save all the Golden Ticket kids. Tell you what--I'll just be here, confessing stuff, and if those confessions--as is the trend--seem to mostly concern videogame-related sexual frustration, so be it.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #53 on: December 13, 2009, 10:37:00 PM »
Please show me the section of Hyrule law regarding age of consent, since you seem to have read it.

lmao
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Me: Why?

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #54 on: December 14, 2009, 08:29:19 AM »
Assuming TEM's right, they probably have to bump it up a bit.

Guy getting arrested: "Hey, man, she told me she was 150!"
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #55 on: December 14, 2009, 04:40:09 PM »
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #56 on: December 14, 2009, 10:48:34 PM »
Since I like writing, videogames, and procrastinating, and are a guy, I have... well... penned songs during college lectures. Songs about women. Videogame women...
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #57 on: December 14, 2009, 11:08:15 PM »
I like where this thread is going.

Do continue to talk about your video game crushes Brain. This is highly amusing.
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #58 on: December 17, 2009, 08:50:18 PM »
I go back and re-read what I consider my greatest posts sometimes (specifically epic lists, anything in the Harem, and misc. innuendo).
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #59 on: December 17, 2009, 09:50:23 PM »
But who doesn't do that?

I mean, I consider derailing this thread my greatest achievement, and nothing has topped it yet.
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

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