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Author Topic: Sign here if you have not found the secret page.  (Read 16594 times)

« on: September 05, 2007, 01:49:42 PM »
I haven't... Anyone else?

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2007, 01:55:47 PM »
Me neither... *cries* Can't anyone give us a clue?
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2007, 01:59:28 PM »
What once was lost, now is found. Or is it the other way around? Run to the end... Look to the sky... Don't try to jump, it's up way too high. Nine of us in all, unlocked by the sound.

« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2007, 02:06:45 PM »
Hey buddy, I've looked and studied that stupid phrase for 3 hours and I have had no idea.

Area 64

  • Cholesterol
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2007, 02:08:35 PM »
I stopped looking/caring years ago.

« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2007, 02:15:08 PM »
Maybe... IT'S NOT EVEN REAL! Maybe we are supposed to join the joke. Okay. I "Found" the secret page. Okay. Whatever.

« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2007, 02:17:29 PM »
No, it's real. I found it, along with the "fake" secret page.

« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2007, 02:23:16 PM »
^Thats what they all say...

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2007, 03:07:36 PM »
It's as real as ever. Here's a link.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2007, 03:07:46 PM »
I haven't found it yet.  I haven't really tried, though.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2007, 03:11:17 PM »
Rick'Rolld? That does not help.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2007, 03:19:22 PM »
I solved the riddle and got to what I thought was the logical secret page, but it wasn't there. I then gave up until I got another hint.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2007, 03:25:41 PM »
'stares at Maxvance' Not trying to be rude, but don't brag, please. You're making me cry! 'WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2007, 03:26:20 PM »
Who said I found it?
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2007, 03:32:10 PM »
Hey, you found even a PIECE of it! Most members of this club don't have even any hints, except for bizarre Deezer rhymes. Okay, whos in our club:


                                                                      Nintendoobsessed
                                                                      SushieBoy
                                                                      Area64
                                                                      Kojinka
                 
                Those are the current members. Anybody else- sign up today!

« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2007, 04:45:57 PM »
Wow, I just found it.  I remember looking for it a while back, but giving up really quickly.  Now, with the clue written again, I found it real quick.
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special." Stephen Hawking

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2007, 05:11:33 PM »
It's real. But it's mostly pornography.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2007, 05:14:57 PM »
I have not found the secret page. Can I join the club?
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Area 64

  • Cholesterol
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2007, 05:15:47 PM »
It's real. But it's mostly pornography.

What, like Rule 34? I'll pass.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2007, 05:59:01 PM »
The secret page is not some "secret" staff-only page, as some (Rao) think. Bird Person is right.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2007, 07:57:09 PM »
I have not found the secret page.

I thoroughly searched every page of the site years ago, but then gave up because, well, I started thinking that there isn't a secret page to be found.

I haven't looked for it since then.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2007, 08:01:50 PM »
Actually...*ahem*...I didn't even know there was a secret page before now. :P

So I haven't searched for it.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2007, 08:14:25 PM »
Well I guess we can stop looking now since BP gave it all away. *cries some more*
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Area 64

  • Cholesterol
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2007, 10:07:03 PM »
Yeah. There are easier ways to get pornography then searching an entire Mario website (not that I ever did).

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2007, 10:11:48 PM »
ProTip: You can't find it by searching.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2007, 10:14:12 PM »
And David hasn't updated his share of the porn in a long time.

« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2007, 02:17:58 AM »
I used to know where the secret page was, but Deezer recently erased the knowledge from my mind.

ProTip: If Deezer tries to feed you bread, don't eat it.

« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2007, 03:31:39 AM »
Secret page, eh? When did this come about?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2007, 05:40:54 AM »
9/9/99. It has also been mentioned countless times in the Mailbag and on the forums.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2007, 01:27:42 PM »
New members:

                                                 Pt_Peach
                                                 PaperLuigi
                                                 Toad

     Welcome new members!  ....Is Bird Person serious?

« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2007, 03:43:51 PM »
Find out for yourself.

« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2007, 06:12:27 PM »
9/9/99.

The Dreamcast was released on that date.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2007, 07:19:20 PM »
Club in session!

                                         LATEST DISCOVERIES: (Post your finds here!)

                                                                  I seem to be hearing rumors that the secret page is somewhere in the Mariopedia. Hmm. I've looked there for a while, nothing.  Any other club members with discovries?

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2007, 07:27:53 PM »
In it? No no no. The secret page is in TMK. The Mariopedia isn't even its own directory.
Anyways... when do I ever lie? Just ask J.J.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #34 on: September 06, 2007, 09:14:58 PM »
Hey guys, if you find it, you better not tell anyone where you found it.
That was a joke.

Boo Dudley

  • This is not a secret page hint
« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2007, 09:28:52 AM »
And I thought it was tied to many of the members' custom titles.....

Thats it. I'm done!!!

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2007, 02:27:49 PM »
Hint: This is a Mario site.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2007, 02:52:49 PM »
Well, then we still have a reason to find the secret page. Great. Maybe we should vote. Is that a GOOD thing. Or a BAD thing. I vote... uh.... good.

Area 64

  • Cholesterol
« Reply #38 on: September 07, 2007, 03:07:16 PM »
Wait, what are we voting on?

« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2007, 03:14:53 PM »
VOTE: Is it a good thing we still don't know what is on the secret page?

                                               Yes: 1
                                               No:

goodie

  • Nike and Reebok
« Reply #40 on: September 07, 2007, 03:37:04 PM »
If you knew what was on it, you probably wouldn't waste your time looking for it. It's really nothing special.
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Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2007, 03:56:08 PM »
VOTE: Is it a good thing we still don't know what is on the secret page?

                                               Yes: 1
                                               No:

There is an "Add Poll" option, don'tcha know.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2007, 04:22:09 PM »
I don't want this to be a poll- this is just a part of the club. (I probably should have called this the NFS club). Yes, but I WANT to find it. I want to write my name in it. For you guys, its boring beacause you've found it.  Okay. Oh, if any of us find it, don't tell! We don't want this board locked! (That reminds me, this has become the most popular Secret page board ever! Woo!) 2nd place got locked too!

« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2007, 04:45:07 PM »
We have a secret page?
We have a secret page!

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2007, 07:46:50 PM »
Yes. Now go go! spread the word to all the other new members!
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #45 on: September 08, 2007, 12:00:58 PM »
Mack_The_Knife is the latest member!

« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2007, 12:38:56 PM »
Huh? Are you from the past or something? Because I'm not.
We have a secret page!

« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2007, 01:11:36 PM »
You just admitted that you didn't know there was a secret page, which means you have not found it.

« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2007, 01:38:12 PM »
Count me in on being among those who haven't found this secret page of yours on this website.
I don't know if it's me, but i completely love both Mario and Peach to death. I guess i'm obsessed about both of them, huh?

« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2007, 02:39:09 PM »
Yay! Another new member!

                              Eric B. (Shnoogums)

                                                           Yes, our club is growing fast!

                                       OK, current list in order of sign up:

                                                           Nintendoobsessed
                                                           SushieBoy
                                                           Area 64
                                                           Kojinka
                                                           PaperLuigi
                                                           Toad
                                                           Pt_Peach
                                                           Mack_The_Knife     
                                                           Eric B. (Shnoogums)

                Great. We need to think up a club slogan. Like... "We may be down, but we're not out!"  Can anyone else figure one?

« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2007, 02:48:50 PM »
You just admitted that you didn't know there was a secret page, which means you have not found it.
OH! I didn't know you had a club!
We have a secret page!

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2007, 02:49:25 PM »
*sigh* Why do you guys make a fricking club on not being able to find the secret page? Just look for it or forget it. honestly, it isn't that hard if you're ACTUALLY obsessed with nintendo...

« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2007, 02:57:39 PM »
I'm obsessed with Nintendo, not a hard to find page on a website. (Considering this, I'm called Secretpageslightlyinterested)

« Reply #53 on: September 08, 2007, 02:58:15 PM »
He made the club.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #54 on: September 08, 2007, 03:00:05 PM »
Hint: A Mario site usually has information pertaning to Mario games and things in them.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #55 on: September 08, 2007, 03:01:22 PM »
Mariopedia?.... 'Looks around and sees hes lost.'  Just saying...

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