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TMK Stuff => Site Discussion => Topic started by: Lizard Dude on June 27, 2007, 10:46:32 PM
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In a real life hand-to-hand brawl between all the denizens of these Fungi Forums, who would reign supreme?
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I could go the route of boasting my supreme powers, but then I'm reminded that a stiff wind throws me off balance. So instead, I shall say that MB would win since he's the only one that I know has some form of training in the ways of fighting.
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If I had to guess, I'd say... Vidgmchr, probably.
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No way. Vid would get destroyed. I think he's said he's a pacifist or something like that, too.
People like Trainman and Jman who talk a lot about sports always seem kinda good people fo this, in my mind. But I don't really know. I'll wait to see what more people say.
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I'm a high school wrestler....and I do lift weights.
EDIT: I didn't know that this was a real life thing, so magic doesn't matter.
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Black Mage would make an upset comeback by utilizing his superiority in all things RANDOM BATTLE against formerly-undefeated Deezer.
Also, if the Fungi Forums were not an online message board and were instead somehow the same thing but IRL, Sunbun would end up punching someone's lights out.
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I'm sure Fairemaster would die first.
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I know exactly what I would do.
I would kidnap Vidgmchtr when no one could see or hear, and wait until there was a victor. I'd kill the victor, cook him or her, feed him to Vid (so he or she would be defeated) and then Tase Vid to death. I'd be the winner!
But now that I've posted this, this is all what you're expecting me to do! But alas, this was my plot--to distract you! Oh but which is the truth? The plot above, or this statement that the plot above is a lie? This alone should confuse you long enough for me to sneak a 1-hit KO on you all! But now you're ready for that so I could use another plan! Ahahahahahaa!!
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This topic has the potential to be extremely violent.
It really makes me wonder though.
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As fierce as I may be able to make myself appear, once you get over my furious expression, you realize I have no physical strength at all.
I vote for Megabyte.
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This reminds me of my other thread, When FF Members Collide!
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But that was mostly people in FG&S. Which makes me think, I would imagine that the FG&S people would probably be quickly killed.
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I is in your shadow, whating for mi turn.... Battle Axe Chop!
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But that was mostly people in FG&S. Which makes me think, I would imagine that the FG&S people would probably be quickly killed.
No way. We'd all fight to the death.
Besides, who are you to say who dies and who doesn't? I doubt that anyone would really survive too long against people who actually practice fighting, wrestling, etc. FG&S regular or not.
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As fierce as I may be able to make myself appear, once you get over my furious expression, you realize I have no physical strength at all.
Man, I have the same problem.
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I'll just get a boom box and blast modern rap and hip-hop into everyone's faces and be crowned victor.
Actually, I am no fighter. I couldn't fight unless I were in a tree with the Imperialist and was a Kriken.
I'll just stick with Super Smash Bros., where I reign dominant.
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As fierce as I may be able to make myself appear, once you get over my furious expression, you realize I have no physical strength at all.
You could still freeze everyone (http://iansuffix.kontek.net/images/meldTS1.jpg).
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That just keeps coming back, doesn't it? Anyway, I don't think we can claim rights to alien technology in this "fantastic fight."
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9d/MK_Render_Scorpion_Alternative-1-.jpg
Here is a pic of me, so yeah, you guys decide.
Note: Yes, I AM Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.
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"Get over here!"
Haha, everytime I see that dude, I think of that wonderful line.
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Deezer would win. None of us could lay a hand on him without feeling great balls of shame. Other mods are fair game, though. I'd bet some boarders are secretly jealous of LD's popularity; some find Sapph irritating; and MB's just a robot, so he's not even alive in the first place.
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I fear the great balls of shame. His bread feeding attack would kill us all.
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I'm not going anywhere near Deezer's balls.
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Deezer would suck you into his soul and freeze you. Then he would really get you with the bread.
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I'm pretty sure I'd be the first one to go down. :|
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I'd use my feet to attack Deezer's great balls, not my hand.
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Watch out for him, I think he knows PK Flash...
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Deezer and his mighty bread would win the day. I know I wouldn't stand a chance. I like bread.
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I'd probably dodge a lot, since I bruise like a peach and am deathly afraid of getting hit in the 'nads. Really, it's like a phobia.
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You're not alone...
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I'm pretty sure I'd be the first one to go down. :|
No, no. I'm pretty sure all of you have greater strength than me. I did take martial arts...like 2 years ago. I'm good at cat fights.
SCORPION WOULD KILL US ALL!
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I return from my slumber to vanquish you all....as long as you all stand in a single file line and allow me to get into my shell.
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*sigh* All right guys, let's line up.
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Wait, we're really gonna fight? Cool.
Alright, let me just get my stuff.
*Grabs the master sword, a hylian sheild and Robert's powerful steak (to counter Deezer's mighty bread)*
Come any closer, and I'll melt you guys with my Las-O-visiontm!
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I'm pretty good at Wii Boxing, so I might have a chance. I even got the Silver Gloves!
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I would win, I am 99 percent sure that my strength and endurance are greater than anyone else's on this board. Photographed evidence of this coming as soon as I am able to power my photographing machine.
Edit: I just remembered that MegaByte is in fact a ninja, he may prove to be my only challenge.
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And the man returns.
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I'm the tiniest girl here...so I'm sure all of you would overpower me.
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Ha, I would slay you, Red.