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You may have heard about this thread in Petey Pirahna's thread, Mario Rock, Scissors, Paper, SHOOT! All you do is list some kind of element, then explain why it beats a previous one. You can post as many times as you want, but not many times in a row. Here's an example of some posts-
Member1: Paper.
Member2: Scissors (Cuts paper)
Member3: Fire (Melts scissors)
Member1: Water (Puts out fire)
However, when you reach a certain point, where the game cannot be continued, someone else can start a new game.
Now, to start!
Paper.
Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
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Flamethrower (teaches paper the meaning of "chemical change")
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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Water or ice beam (What do you think water>fire).
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Charmin paper towel(absorbs ice/water beam thingy).
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Atomic Bomb (Blows everything up!!)
Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
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****roaches
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Ostrich! Eats the roaches!
Got Bird? <(^v^)>
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Laser (Kills ostrich)
Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
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Mirror! Reflects the laser!
Go Moon!
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Sledgehammer breaks mirror.
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Bushfire burns sledgehammer!!
Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
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Ditto to whay I said in my 1st post of this thread.
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Toilet(put bushfire in the toilet and flush)
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Making poop. (clogs toilet)
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Mario unclogs clogged toilet.
~I.S.~
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Hole, Mario falls in and Game Over.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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The Yes button on the "Continue?" screen that contradicts the game over fact.
“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.†-Atticus Finch
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Edit: Sorry, my retarded older brother got a hold of the computer.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - TEM on 4/23/2005 1:22:25 PM
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Dust. Gets between one of the contacts, causing a fatal glitch.
Go Moon!
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Official Nintendo Cleaning Wand- makes the NES work again.
Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Overused NES 72-pin Connector - won't work no matter how many times you clean it.
Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/23/2005 6:06:00 PM
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Game Genie connector replaces original connector.
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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Rumors on the internet that Game Genie stuff doesn't work: strikes fear that you'll ruin your NES so you stop using it.
Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Confidence that you can make it work.
“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.†-Atticus Finch
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Atomic Bomb once again, blows everything up
Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
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****roaches
Woah, deja vu
Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 4/23/2005 11:30:45 PM
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Lameness. Kills the repeating stuffs.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Chef Torte the master of evil and culinary arts defeats lameness.
Edited by - Tingrio on 4/24/2005 3:45:50 PM
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The Iron Chef defeats Torte with his raddish-slicing katana
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Flamethrower kills the Iron Chef!
Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
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Black Hole - crushes flamethrower into infintesimally small pieces.
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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Clock: tells you time so eventually the black hole goes away.
Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
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take batteries off the clock.
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Thre trash can beats batteries by throwing them away in it.
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Garbage man beats trash can because he empties it and its life force is gone!
Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Garbage truck backs over Garbage man.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Meteor crashes on Truck, destroying it.
“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.†-Atticus Finch
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Mars sized planet crashes into Earth tearing it a new Moon.
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The Sun expands (having run out of hydrogen) engulfing the remains of the collision and adding to it's already enormous mass.
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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Goat: Eats EVERYTHING!
Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
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UFO beams up goat.
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Ashley scares away Unfortunately Fat Orbulon.
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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Ashley gets eaten by a pack of ravenous velociraptors.
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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Extinction kills raptors.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Ah, but I have the perfect weapon! The Human Being!!!!!!!!!
O world-egg, hear me.
I am Horus of millions of years.
I am lord and master of the throne
Freed from evil, I traverse the ages
and spaces that are endless.
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Very impressive, but you've failed to show us how it destroys extinction.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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If anything, it should help extinction.
"It''s impossible this way!"
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Machine gun: Shoots human to bits.
This isn''t a sig. You think it may be, but it''s not. It looks like it- it smells like it- it tastes like it. But don''t get yourself in the illusion that this is a sig- because it''s not.
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Federal law: confiscates your gun and arrests you.
Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Revolution. Ends government that made the law.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Hitler brings down the revolution.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.koopatorivm.com%2Fmisc%2Fbuttons%2Fgoomba4.gif&hash=2d0f0e124ff44b0bf18989073e085fe1) (http://www.koopatorivm.com) and (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.koopatorivm.com%2Fmisc%2Fbuttons%2Fkboardani.gif&hash=3c6e9ad3f97ca14418dcd9ee35d69789) (http://www.koopatorivm.com/kboard)
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Scientist feeds Hitler meth and Hitler dies.
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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Scientist becomes aged and passes away.
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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Documented work outlives the scientist.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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The documents were "on display on the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.'"
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Pyromaniac torches said cabinet
Vote Labour.
Bringing Britain backwards, not forwards.
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Dust and sand. Gets in pyromaniac's eyes, he falls down, the torch triggers a fire alarm, and then he gets doused.
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Luigi steps in with his Poltergust 3000 and vacuums up the sand. Heh, this whole thing is so funny.
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/30/2005 7:44:30 AM
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Atomic bomb AGAIN: hidden in the sand and when the Poltergust 3000 sucks it up, the bomb detonates and the vacuum dies!
Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Alien Force: Destroys whole Earth (Including the atomic bomb)
This isn''t a sig. You think it may be, but it''s not. It looks like it- it smells like it- it tastes like it. But don''t get yourself in the illusion that this is a sig- because it''s not.
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Sun fries up the stupid aliens when they fly too close.
A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Sunglasses: Block sun.
Go Moon!
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Rock smashes sunglasses! You can't beat the classics!
A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Ocean erodes rock away.
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Very, very, very, very thirsty elephant comes along and drinks entire ocean before realizing that it has salt and sea creatures and stuff in it.
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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(Oh, and Sapph, you're one post away from 4444!)
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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Elephant chokes on a sea cow.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Motorboat slices manatee.
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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Battleship sinks motorboat.
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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Wait... The sea is EMPTY! The elephant drank it! The battleship is stuck at the bottom of the seabed!!!
A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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A-bomb.
~sunbun
fun to play with, not to eat
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1. You never worry about the situation as a whole in rock-paper-scissors, you just worry about defeating whatever's at hand.
2. I'm just going to ignore any more A-Bombs. They've long since gotten old.
And with that:
"B-4": sinks battleship.
Go Moon!
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4445 now! :D Thanks for the heads up, Watoad!
A1 outranks B-4.
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Hostile force invades Earth, and kills everything else. They are not an alien force, just very hostile.
This isn''t a sig. You think it may be, but it''s not. It looks like it- it smells like it- it tastes like it. But don''t get yourself in the illusion that this is a sig- because it''s not.
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Hostile force wiped out by cholera plague.
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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LS: who said A1 was alive? It's a number and a letter; it can't be "killed." I'm tired of these "whole earth destroyed/killed/nuked/etc" things; they have no creativity whatsoever--and it's an easy way out that's no fun. From now on, I think they should be ignored. (I know you started the topic, but...come on.) :P
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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.
Edited by - Sapphira on 5/3/2005 11:21:47 AM
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Steak soaks up A1.
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*eats steak*
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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Food poisoning makes Watoad sick XD
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Dr. Mario cures the sickness.
"It''s impossible this way!"
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Lawsuit: Puts that quacksalver Mario in his place.
Go Moon!
Edited by - Fifth on 5/3/2005 4:58:25 PM
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Someone sues McDonald's after getting into a car accident while eating a Big Mac. The fast food chain loses, forcing it to file for bankruptcy and eventually go out of business. With such a sound victory, lawyers and suers decide they've had enough, and lawsuits cease to exist.
Thanks for not ending my life, Sapph! ;P
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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Panda Express: The person who sues McDonalds goes there and he realizes he has IBS so he can't handle the spiciness of the orange chicken! Then the food makes him sick and he dies!
A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Luigison at last finds his Itinerant Bangladesh Substance and buries it in a hole, never to be seen again.
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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Donald Trump fires Luigison.
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Donald Trump gets shot by terrorists because he wasn't riding in his Pope-mobile
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Terrorists are found in a hole by US troops.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Nananananananananana, katamari damashii...
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John Kerry builds a time machine, goes back in time, and somehow wins the election so he can take the troops out... and we all die. XD
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 5/7/2005 8:21:53 PM
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1UP Mushrooms revive us all and we kill John Kerry.
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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We(who is this "we" anyway?) are stopped by the local authorities.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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I never wanted Kerry to die... just his time machine. Whatever.
Local authorities? Um... ah... uh... world peace comes and we no longer need police (my dad is a policeman btw).
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
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Aliens come and shatter world peace and the universal war begins.
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Civilian do-gooder comes and restores peace. (And without A-Bombs!!)
Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
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Graboids attack the planet and world peace ends again! (I just saw Tremors 3 so that's what made me think that)
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
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Because of our advanced space age technology, everyone moves to peaceful Mars by spaceship.
If your day is bad, a nice comment at night can change everything.
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Then a missile hits Mars destroying every single alien on it.
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Jupiter flies into the missile launcher.
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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For some reason, God destroys Jupiter and YR wins the game!! No, I won't do that. Jupiter is destroyed by Chup's extremely abnoxious space gun fired by no one.
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
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Chup's extremely "abnoxious" space gun is destroyed by his exremely "obnoxious" space gun.
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Ben Stein destroys the gun while riding through the solar system in a yellow submarine.
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Ben Stein accidently hits the Yellow Submarine's self-destruct button destroying the submarine and causing a inter-dimensional rift to open.
If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
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An intergalactic Band-aid fixes the rift. (100th reply!)
Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
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Scissors cut intergalactic band-aid! You may have fancy moves, but it's all about the classics!
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Boulder smashes scissors. :P
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Paper manages to defat the boulder. It's a very big sheet.
"It''s impossible this way!"
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"Defat"? Did it get lipo, or something? XP
Giant paper shredder shreds giant sheet of paper.
Edited by - Sapphira on 5/11/2005 8:38:08 PM
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Angry person who owns giant piece of paper throws shredder out of window.
Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
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"Heavy lourde" crushes angry man.
I'm kind of sad I missed out on this-- I didn't realize the complete idea.
Edited by - Suffix on 5/13/2005 4:30:55 PM
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Monty Python's Flying Circus sues creators of "heavy lourde" for ripping off their "16 TON" running gag.
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Eggman captures the flying circus with his new machine, the Clown Eggstractor, and uses the egg-sessive enegry to take over the entire world (unfortunately the next answer is probably way too obvious).
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 5/17/2005 6:57:51 AM
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Sir Grodus then uses his secret invention (which is the Crystal of the Moon) to take over the world.
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Goombella headbonks Grodus.
Edited by - Hirocon on 5/17/2005 9:55:08 PM
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Particularly Big Rock squashes Goombella.
Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
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Another really big sheet of paper... no, I won't. Mysterious man uses special remote to blow it up, and laughs.
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
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British anouncer laughs histerically, and then proclaims "And now for something completely different." The crazed guy with the remote explodes due to unknown causes.
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This entire thread goes insane from all of the endless mayhem that people are creating and decides to end it's own life somehow. What are we going to do?!
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
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An elderly woman uses the thread to sew a floral pattern onto a quilt.
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She gets to old and dies.
I like strawberry milk
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reincarnation
where isn't the beef
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reincarnation
where isn't the beef
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reincarnation
where isn't the beef
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Pastor "proves" that reincarnation is false and tells white_arrow to repent from triple posting. (if you even think about killing the pastor...)
If this post is edited, as it probably is, you may be wondering why. Well let me tell you. Each of YR’s posts are carefully revised and polished over and over to give you, the reader, the most enjoyable and entertaining material possible. With his posts you have his own personal guarantee that they are of high quality, contain well-thought out wording, and most likely have a bit of humorous content to keep you interested. That, my friend, is the Yoshisaurus difference.
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 6/3/2005 10:16:02 AM
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Wario stuffs a sock into the pastor's mouth.
Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
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irepent mario jumps on wario hahaha
where isn't the beef
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A Rock Golem feeds Mario a Poison Mushroom.
Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
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Millions years of weather erode the rock golem.
Did you expect me to say paper golem?
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The weatherman prepares us for such erosion and we prevent it.
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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weathermen are usualy wrong so nobody believes them
where isn't the beef
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Since nobody listened, a massive storm of tornados hit, killing or injuring all of them.
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An unpredicted cold front ruins the series of tornados.
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global warming melts everything
where isn't the beef
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Alternative energy sources prevent global warming.
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The world fails because the alternative power source doesn't power cars.
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Elvin Gadd invents a car powered by cold fusion.
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The government shelves cold fusion... again.
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terrorists destroy the government
where isn't the beef
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Reality ruins the terrorists.
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Mario drags us away from reality.
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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(I think we've got a tangent here...)
Edited by - Suffix on 6/4/2005 5:40:25 PM
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What? something besides a hole can kill Mario. Lava, the SM64 instant death glitch, Spikes, etc.
Oh, mom, you''re back already! Well, before you say anything, the reason I didn''t do my chores was because a really huge bird came and laid an egg in front of my bedroom door so I couldn''t get out, but luckily the egg hatched and the bird ran away a second ago, giving me enough time to clean up the shell before you got home! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Nintendo releases the Nintendo Revolution. Causing a revolution thus making Mario the ruler of the world!
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Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.
Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/23/2005 3:53:08 AM
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Luigi snaps and shoots mario
YOSHIS RULE
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Good thing he used LuigiFilm.
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mario rises from the dead and eats the camera
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But being dead, he had to admit that the death would catch up to him sooner or later. (Death kills Dead Mario)
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Luigi uses the power of cheese to turn mario back to life
YOSHIS RULE
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Bowser burns Mario, Luigi and the cheese with his trademark fire breath.
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A magic rubber comes along and rubs out bowser.
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*Luigison dies from laughter
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Erosion breaks apart the magic rubber.
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Tatanga destroys the Earth, therefore eradicating erosion.
Did you know the acid on Planet Zebes looks like chicken soup?
Wait- isn''t that what we''re having for dinner???
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Wario Turns out to be a hero and kills Tatanga
YOSHIS RULE
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Wario's endless greed leads him down a path of corruption and evil. He eventually turns to the dark side in his unending quest for power and is destroyed in a battle with a young Jedi knight.
“I’m afraid to dukar tomorrow.
It’s just going to be a burger.†- LD
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Magic rubber rubs out it's own destruction and rubs stuff out again.
Nintendo rules.
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Mario burns the rubber with his firebrand attack.
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Lava! (Burns Mario)
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Lavatory! (floods)
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Mario is saved on a special boat that can float on lava!
"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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Wall! (Boat hits it and it capsizes)
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Wrecking ball
YOSHIS RULE
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Chain Chomp eats wrecking ball.
"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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Bigger Boo scares Chain Chomp and forces him to spit out the wrecking ball.
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Luigi beats Bigger Boo with his Poltergust 3000.
"I could never get the hang of Thursadys." Arthur Dent-The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy
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Then E.Gadd wants to turn it into a painting but then Luigi, E.Gadd, and Polterguster 3000 gets sucked in
Mario Mario he''s our man, If he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound, no one can!
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The Boos release them from the paintings.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Mario Scares the Boos away.
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Mario dies from anti-Nintendo statements coming from the Halo phreaks.
“I’m afraid to dukar tomorrow.
It’s just going to be a burger.†- LD
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Life Shroom revives Mario.
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!"
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NUCLEAR EXPLOSION DESTROYS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND THERE ARE NO SURVIVORS!
Push Button...
Receive Bacon! ®
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The End (Gets rid of bomb because "The End" is the end to everything)
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Beginning (Because every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end)
“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!†–NE89
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The song that never ends(has no beginning or end so "beginning" doesn't affect it).
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Silence (There's no song to be heard if it's silent!)
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Loud Noise (There is no more silence!)
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Earmuffs, mutes Loud Noise
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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NE89 doesn't here the bomb coming down directly overhead.
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Some guy warns NE89 by pointing out the bomb to him anyway.
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Too late, the bomb hits.
"I think he will carry this island home in his pocket, and give it his son for an apple."
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The bomb squad contains the blast with bomb squad containment things.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - TEM on 8/3/2005 10:19:10 PM
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Free pizza distracts the bomb squad.
“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!†–NE89
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I eat the pizza.
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Bad Pizza gives bad gas.
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Gas-X (prevents)
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Dissolve (It goes away)
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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Solidify (it's from SMRPG)
"Hey, there’s that apple again." ~ TEM
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ADR ("Adder") Weapons de-stabilize. (Don't ask unless you're really curious)
Edited by - Suffix on 8/9/2005 12:47:28 PM
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Giant Mutated Pizza eats you.
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Giant mutated person eats pizza.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Pizza gives giant mutated person bad gas.
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Mutated Gas-X creates a NUCLEAR EXPLOSION and there are NO SURVIVORS.
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match burns up gas.
Edited by - Markio on 8/10/2005 10:24:04 AM
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Thunder Storm puts out match.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Meteorologist - predicts the storm, thereby preventing it from having happened.
Go Moon!
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Supermodel- diverts the meteorologist's attention.
“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.â€
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Eating a pea causes the supermodel to quickly go away to throw up.
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 8/10/2005 6:43:56 PM
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HAHAHA! Uh... health doctor teaches super model about self esteem and then she happily changes her ways, gets married, and also gets fat. *audience sighs and Dr. Phil shakes his head in sadness*
And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
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The supermodel sucks in the barf so she doesn't throw up.
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The female majority defeat the supermodel by existing.
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Insane Poke-maniac(me) pushes female majority out of the way so she can get more attention.
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Atomic bomb blows up the whole group of people.
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/11/2005 8:08:46 PM
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Past events denounce the rediculousness that is shallow mindedness and give the decreeness* that the insane Pokemaniac (her) hath defeated the atomic bomb in the gloriousness of her righteousness. (Ness takes second place.)
Pokemaniac. Build upon it wisely.
*not a real word
Edited by - Suffix on 8/11/2005 10:05:45 PM
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Fawful's headgear fires a beam at the Pokemaniac, who is warped to a strange place.
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Sailor Spoon fires a beam at Fawful, turning him into a big spoon.
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Napkin - covers Sailer Spoon(back to basics :P)
Edited by - Markio on 8/12/2005 11:23:19 AM
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Grizzly Bear tears napkin into itty bitty pieces.
Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
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Hunter shoots bear.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Fire Kills Hunter
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Buwhahahaha
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Dirt covers/puts out fire.
“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.â€
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Magic FLUDD water dissolves dirt into nothingness.
“I feel like I’m going to be pwned.†~ Chupperson Weird
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Unusually large boulder crushes FLUDD!
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crush rock.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Mutant Registration Act represses turtles.
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Fat guy with match farts and blows away the Act.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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dynamite blows up the fat man.Of course dynamite beats everything except for scissors which can snap the fuse in two.
Hello is this Pizza Castle?~Patrick from the "The Bully" episode of Spongebob
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Construction hat, because in Kirby 64, that's what protected you.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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I use an egg beater to tickle the guy wearing the c-hat, he laughs and the hat falls off.
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Forum Explodes and this entire topic is lost (no recorsd of where we are in this).
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Infinitely long cylinder restores the grand forum. Somehow.
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Mathematician proves that only toruses or spheres in 5 or more dimensions can restore forums.
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Fuzzy thing defeats mathematician with all its fuzzy glory.
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Godzilla eats the fuzzy thing.
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A fever defeats Gozilla. I think that actually happened in one of those old movies. Or almost did--
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Cold pill reduces fever.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Tonic Water dissolves the pill.
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Thirsty Canadian woman drinks Tonic Water.
“I feel like I’m going to be pwned.†~ Chupperson Weird
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Bacon makes Canadian hungry.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Canadian makes Cannibal hungry...
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Gun shoots cannibal.
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Lisa Simpson gets rid of guns.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 8/16/2005 9:58:34 AM
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Spear kills Lisa Simpson.
“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.â€
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Flamethrower burns spear
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Flamethrower is too impratical to be used in battle so the military stops using it.
“I feel like I’m going to be pwned.†~ Chupperson Weird
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All military men die in an *evil war.
*redundant, I know.
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God stops evil war from above.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Way to go! Now we have to stop!
“I feel like I’m going to be pwned.†~ Chupperson Weird
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Sorry. Errrr....God defeats himself cause.......uhhhhh.......he had to.......ARGHH!!! He restarts the game!
Giant evil poop monster.
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Faulty wiring prevents a restart.
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Handyman rewires restart machine.
Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
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Huge rock kills Handy Man.
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BLASTOISE uses HYDROPUMP against enemy ROCK.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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The sun evaporated Blastoise's Water power shooting water stuff.
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A stargate dumped into it's mass causes the sun to... explode!!
Edited by - Suffix on 9/6/2005 4:18:51 PM
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School prevents the ending of Stargate from being watched.
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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
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School gets destroyed by the Iranian Army.
Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
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President Bush.
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Vine trips Bush and prevents him from making it to conference. Sorry, I like Bush, so I won't kill him.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Vine is swung on by Tarzan way too hard and snaps.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Tarzan falls into a pit.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Pit is filled in with 1000 pigmy Hippopotomi.
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Hippopotami are made sick by poisoned food.
I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
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U.S. Department of Agriculture SCREENs the bad food.
"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
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Yet again, President Bush stops the screening with his incredable Veto skills.
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International Moron Patrol stops Bush with their incredible make-fun-of-Bush skillz.
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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Bush fights back with beat up media skills.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Repetitiveness causes "Bush" to become uninteresting.
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Repetitiveness becomes originality, somehow.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Grammar Teaches dislikes this logic.
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(Did you mean TEachers?) A little kid comes up to the grammar teacher and shoves an apple in his/her mouth.
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When the little kid returns to his seat, he sits on a tack.
"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
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Angry llama pulverizes the tack
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Llama wool scares llama.
I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
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Skinner gets rid of wool and llama.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Skinner gets skinned by a Mountie.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Overuse of the word "eh?" drains air available for mountie.
You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
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Must... fight... BACK...
The mounties in "The Lumberjack Song"(yes, I've seen Monty Python, blame my dad!) prove that not all mounties say "eh" a lot.
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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No one likes Canadia, thus the Canadians defeat themseves.
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Aliens fry Canadians.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Samus Aran defeats aliens
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TIME UP defeats Samus Aran.
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Weird Time Paradox prevents TIME UP.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Albert Eintsien fizes the space time continum.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Albert Einstein turns to the dark side and becomes a Sith Lord. He is eventually slain by a young, up-and-coming Jedi named Mu Fasa.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Mu Fasa chokes to death on a rasberry pit.
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Gozer tries to destroy all life as we know it, including the pit.
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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Gozer succeeds only in destroying the raspberry pit, and is laughed out of villian society. (failure defeats Gozer)
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Gozer transforms into Stay Puff Marshmellow Man and destroys alot of stuff anyway. (He does not fail, thus he defeats failure.)
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Wario eats the Marshmallow Gozer.
You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit! –Andy Milonakis
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Wario gets killed by Captain Syrup and the Sugar pirates.
Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
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The Sugar pirates get attacked by the suck-tacular Straw Hat Crew.
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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The Straw Hat Crew are bested by the Sock Puppet Crew
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Kinnikuman kills sock puppet crew by farting on them.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Partially-eaten boulder rolls over Kinnikuman.
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Partially-eaten boulder is BLOW'D UP by Dyn-O-MITE!
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Glad press 'n' seal wrap prevents dynamite from causing destruction
You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit! –Andy Milonakis
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I take Press & Seal wrap away to see how it works.
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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Evil midget poop elf eats GiftedGirl.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Toilet: Flooooosh....
My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Bad plumbing causes toilet to clog.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Clog is removed by Draino and not by the Mario Bros.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Annoying commercials hurt sales of Draino
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Mute button cancels out annoying commercials
My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Tidbit eats remote.
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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Tidbits don't exist, thus the argument is invalid.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Invalids are attacked by man-eating wheelchairs.
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Man-eating wheelchairs are eaten by wheelchair-eating men! (?)
I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
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Mafia hit-man whacks wheelchair-eating men in the kneecaps with a crowbar, thus crippling them and sending them into an absurd paradox of having to rely upon wheelchairs, but unable to stand the idea of using them and not eating them. The wheelchair eating men are driven out of their minds by this contradiction, are effectively paralysed between their own nature and their unfortunate situation and, ironically enough, starve to death while sitting motionless in their wheelchairs.
Go Moon!
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Fifth=win
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Watoad listlessly bumbles along and posts something severely less clever than Fifth, thus wiping the smiles off of those who have just exited the artificially sensical world of his post and throwing them into a fit of anger for destroying the just-established continuity. One of them then directs his rage in some way to beat Watoad into submission and move this topic along its merry way.
(Perhaps interestingly, throughout this post Watoad has been sitting on a chair equipped with wheels.)
"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
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Angry FF poster is banned by Moderator.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Moderator is banned by administrator.
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Administrator is eaten by an angry walrus.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/17/2005 9:54:34 AM
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Angry walrus breaks tusk on a partically-eaten rock.
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Oh god not that rock again!!!
Partially eaten rock is peed on by Tidbit. (Just so's ya know, Tidbit does exsist, he's my dog.)
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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Tidbit walks off a cliff and dies from the impact of landing on the ocean surface below before having a chance to drown.
"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
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Dog food, occupies the dog.
(Oops, Watoad got here first.)
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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!
Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/21/2005 7:08:12 AM
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Reality. Kills TIME TRAVEL!! >:-/
"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude
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Escapist comicbooks escape reality.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Paper shredder shreds comic books.
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Nuclear explosion distroys the paper shreader.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Misspelling makes the destruction ineffective. (destroy)
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Teacher fixes bad spelling.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Stitch eats the teacher's chair and breaks stuff. (Push that over!)
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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Disney is boycotted thanks to Around the World in 80 Days! AhahahahahaHA! I'm sorry but I thought that movie was very idiotic and sick.
And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
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Forgetfulness clears away boycott. (What was in that movie, anyway?)
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Forgetting to forget gets rid of forgetfullness. X)
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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Rememberance will kills the forgetfullness.
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Brick to head gets rid of all rememberance(either that or it kills the random guy).
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Dr. Mario gets back memories.
(If someone already posted DR. Mario please tell me I'll change my answer.)
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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!
Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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Wario sits on Dr. Mario with 90 % body fat butt!
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Unhealthiness causes Wario to pass out and roll into the ocean, sailing faaaar away...
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Mega Vitamin from Dr. Mario's assistant Nurse Peach cures the unhealthyness.
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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!
Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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Mega Vitamin is out done by the Vitameatavegamin.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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High amount of alcohol in vitameatavegamin causes drunk owner to drop the bottle on the floor, letting the bottle break into a million pieces.
“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.â€
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Janitor, cleans up the million pieces of bottle, because he has nothing better to do.
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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!
Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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Swiper swiped the janator's broom.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Swiper retires at the ripe old age of 19, before the collapse of the show which he so dearly despises. (retirement?!)
Edited by - Suffix on 9/22/2005 8:07:36 PM
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4 Kids buys the rights to Dora the Explorer and keep the show going in anime form, and also suck all the life out of it. I think I may be acting more evil than usual lately.
And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
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The 4 kids' site goes bankrupt.
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Some magic person makes bankrupcy go away.
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Magic wizard is crushed by (you guessed it) Partially eaten rock!
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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(Paper) Mario's hammer mutilates rock
My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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ahmmer catches on fire in a giant fireball that evaporates all water in the galaxy and is so hot that fire extunguishers have no effect. HA I WIN!
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Giant fireball is suddenly extinguished by the formation of a -white hole-, which spews out hydrogen and oxygen that rapidly fuse together in familiar ways.
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White hole is crushed by a paramedic in a freak piggy accident.
My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Paramedic explodes when he eats bad chili.
"And I realized a chyojin doesn''t need useless power. What''s Important and surpasses power is spirit....." Buffaloman from Kinnikuman.
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Emeril makes bad chili taste good.
“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.â€
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[12:10] * Chup/inert is now known as Chup/paper
[12:20] * Deez/away is now known as Deez/scissors
[12:20] * L`son/D`oh is now known as L`son/rock
[12:23] <Deez/scissors> You win this time
[12:24] <Chup/paper> I beat L`son/rock
[12:24] <L`son/rock> You were cut by Deez.
[12:24] <EM/AFK> You can't beat L`son/rock if you're cut up!
[12:24] <L`son/rock> Then I beat Deez.
[12:24] <Chup/paper> Curses
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Does the above somehow disable Emeril? If no, It does now.
The above post and its Not pertainingness to the topic per say leads emeril to confusion, and disables him.
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Persim berry gets rid of confusion
My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Figy Berry causes confusion. (thiis Pokemon must not like spicy berries)
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Markio is unaffected by berry because he knows nothing of those items.
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Disgruntled Moths eat Markio
My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Electric Walrus zaps away moths.
"And I realized a chyojin doesn''t need useless power. What''s Important and surpasses power is spirit....." Buffaloman from Kinnikuman.
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Brock's Onix is immune to electricity after being zapped by Pikachu. Thus, is sits on the electric walrus.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Geomagnetic storm causes the Onix to fall apart. Wait, was that how he was held together?!
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Magic, Suffix. Magic.
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Bob and Doug McKenzie spray beer on the storm, eh? (I saw Strange Brew over the weekend, please don't hit me)
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Homer Simpson drinks the beer.
Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
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Homer explodes when he eats too many doughnuts!
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Donuts explode because they ate to many Homers.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Acid dissolves donuts
My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Mario throws fireballs at the acid and it creates a fire. I join in with Mario and douse the fire.
Mario pwns!
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(Whoa! Double?!)
Conveyor belt rapidly moves you and Mario away from the doused fire.
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emergency stop button
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My idiocy breaks button.
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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The Wizard cures her idiocy.
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an angry mob of muggles kill the wizard
I can talk English more better than you.
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Some Voldy-Moldy follower kills (Avada Kedavra!) all of the mobbing muggles.
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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No one likes Harry Potter, thus he dies.
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no one likes koopaslaya's comment, thus it is eliminated
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PaperLuigi loves Koopasla's comment, thus it returns!
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Some weird thingy blows up the Forum.(ohnooooooooo!!!)
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Deezer remakes the forum. And destroys the weird thing.
I can talk English more better than you.
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IRS arrests Deezer for tax evasion.
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IRS accidently audits itself and implodes(the thing that should be destroyed in the next post would be the audit).
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Supreme Court, under William Rhenquist's ghost, reverses this with a ruling that will rival Marbury v. Madison
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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(Koopaslaya, you aren't taking U.S. History right now, are you?)
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History is changed by time travel.
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Magic bald fat guy stops time warp with mighty farting powers!
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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(No, Suffix, I am taking Advanced PLacement US Government, much more boring.)
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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He faints from the smell.
Mario pwns!
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The magic bald fat guy eats 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999 corn chips and dies.
I can talk English more better than you.
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The smell chemically reacts with the chips, combining two posts and creating a new substance! I call it: sulfuric nitrous vegetoxide.
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SNV is eaten (if solid) drank (if liquid) or inhaled (if gaseous) by a hungry/thirsty/suffocating employee of Home Depot.
I can talk English more better than you.
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A mad rampaging monkey inhales all of the oxygen on the planet, thus condemning his monkey bretheren to death and everything else on the planet- including himself.
I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
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We grow gills and go underwater.
Mario Mario he''s our man, if he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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Toxic waste from factories has already ridden the ocean of its oxygen.
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World explodes so now the oxygen-less water is gone(?)
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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I thought there was no more of that kind of thing here anymore, so...
Toxic waste is drunk by SpongeBob's evil twin
If birds breathed fire everytime they posted, the forum would''''ve blow''''d up by now.
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Dr. Unbeatable destroys evil spongey twin.
And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
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Nuclear explosion wipes the Doc out.
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Poltergust 4000 (not 3000) sucks up the explosion residue.
If birds breathed fire everytime they posted, the forum would''ve blow''d up by now.
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Plants make more oxygen.
(woops, didn't see page 26 when I put this on, just ignore it)
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Edited by - GiftedGirl on 10/3/2005 5:03:54 AM
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How does that beat the Poltergust 4000?
If birds breathed fire everytime they posted, the forum would''ve blow''d up by now.
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Scissors cuts up Poltergust 4000.
Hurry Up The Cakes!
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Rock. (I think you know why.)
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Flamethrower melts the rock into lava.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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The same lava causes the flamethrower's fuel tank to combust.
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Lavagirl moves lava away.
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"His destrucive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistably drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone''s left shoe." ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Lavagirl is defeated by her archnemesis, Girllava.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Girllava is pushed into a big puddle of rainwater, by a boy on roller-skates and solidifies.
Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
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1000 years later she is excavated by explores by using hairdryers.
Mario Mario he''s our man, if he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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The excavation fails when mutant polar bears eat Girllava.
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Mutant polar bears are killed by a mutant ameoba/amoeba/paramecium.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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A virus injects it's RNA into the single-celled animal. It produces more of the virus and bursts.
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Norton antivirus software destroys the virus.
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Rock scissors that are thin as paper destroys the wonderful Antivirus (Norton is awesome IMO).
You know, something just occured to me. Watoad said that GG's dog hit the ocean floor and died before drowing. But in reality (whatever that is) wouldn't someone's lungs explode from falling so fast under the quickly increasing water pressure? Just thinking.
And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/7/2005 6:29:54 AM
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ROck distroyes the rock siscors, that is distroyed by paper. The rock sicissor that is as thin as paper implodes upon itself.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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English teacher "destroys" Koopaslaya's post thereby making the aforementioned implosion revert to an explosion.
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Then Deezer revives his post.
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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Deezer spontaneously combusts.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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I don't even know what that means.
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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Aarom's lack of knowledge concerning such subjects disallows it to be recreated in his imagination, therefore making it nonexistant.
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But then I regain my knowledge but the topic is in my imagination. so it doesn't exist.
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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Luigi Simpson makes the topic.
Me: Hooray, it''s raining money and double apostrophes!!!
Mom: Wake up or you''ll miss the bus.
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Confusion brings us all the way back to rock, wich crushes the confused by simplifying matters.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Then Albert Einstein makes all matter complicated again.
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Calendar reminds us that it's 2005 and he's dead.
Me: Hooray, it''s raining money and double apostrophes!!!
Mom: Wake up or you''ll miss the bus.
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You realize you're looking into the future.
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Eyes fall out of head which prevents looking.
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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The vacant spot in your head allows for the eyes to be sucked back into place. (Now we're getting creative!)
Edited by - Suffix on 10/16/2005 5:43:48 PM
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Suffix's and PaperLuigi posting similar posts combines and doubles so no one can see into the future. Not even fortune tellers.
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Eyes fall out of head which prevents looking.
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Laser fries the eyes
Me: Hooray, it''s raining money and double apostrophes!!!
Mom: Wake up or you''ll miss the bus.
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Laser is unplugged by Martha Stewart.
Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
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government officials.
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
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A Gun
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WW3 begins!
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Excellent compromisers put an end to World War III before fighting becomes brutal.
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The Treaty of Versailes is brought up and battle begins.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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But they are tired so they stop.
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Red Bull- Energy Regain!
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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.
Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
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That is to alcoholic so they die.
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Thier sons and daughters take thier places.
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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.
Other Guy: Well thats because someone''''''''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 10/17/2005 5:57:08 PM
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They're not born yet!
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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Time got messed up by some Doc, from a movie that you probably don't know about.
(Thanks Koopaslaya, I was begining to think thier weren't many people that knew of that movie.)
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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.
Other Guy: Well thats because someone''''''''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 10/17/2005 6:46:53 PM
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The movie has been deleted!
(Do you plan on replying to all my posts?)
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Deezer used MAX RESTORE on BACK TO THE FUTURE. BACK TO THE FUTURE recovered by 248!
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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KARATE CHOP breaks Deezer's GAME CARTRIDGE!
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ANTI-CHOP puts game back together!
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Karate man is 'accidently' killed by friendly fire from the US army.
Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
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A really stupid flash cartoon of everything that happens in "Endless Rock Scissors Paper" distracts them and they miss him by a mile.
(E I):o{D___(--I I):o(D___(o 8(= P)___(= (: )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )
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The nerd that owns the computer it's played on, turns it off.
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We are sorry, but the post you have dialed has ended please visit these fourums again and try again later
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Nerd if made fun of by jocks and their cheerleader girlfriends.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Army Tank blows away Jocks and CL's.
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Time. Time kills everything.
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SMB2 stopwatch stops time from... timing... everything.
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
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Ah, but after 10 seconds, the stopwatch stops, so time still beats that.
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A subversive group of mutant, militant, and hyperintelligent squirrels finally devise a stopwatch capable of beating time indefinitely. (The whole matter is quickly turned into a government cover-up.)
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Society of Acorns teams up with psychotic mice to defeat the Squirrels.
I''''ve noticed something amongst some people''''s signatures- they''''re not always perfektt.
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Woops, I stepped on the Acorns.
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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
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GiftedGirl is revealed in an exposé that tells she really isn't that gifted.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Santa. `Nuff Said.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Santa is mistaken for a candy cane by a ravenous Swalot and is eaten whole.
Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
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Kirlia beats Swalot(Psychic > Poison)
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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
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The trainer's sibling "accidentally" releases the particular Pokémon.
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Charizard torches the trainer's sibling.
Hurry Up The Cakes!
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 10/24/2005 2:36:40 PM
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BLASTOISE, I CHOOSE YOU! Hydro Pump, 'nuff said.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Blastoise misses and he has 0PP for that move now.
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I use a clothespin to eject the Pokémon cartridge, corrupting the save slots and destroying their world.
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Obsessed gamer restarts game, gets all Level 100s and destroys the clothespin.
I''''ve noticed something amongst some people''''s signatures- they''''re not always perfektt.
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The obsessed gamer meets a girl and falls in love. She whips him pretty good, and he stops playing games...
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After the release of Mario Kart DS, the obsessed gamer forgets the girlfriend's name. The result was not pretty.
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The beutiful woman smashed the Mario Kart game. He again fell in love with the wonderful lady.
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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The beautiful lady is injected with testosterone. She grows facial hair, so the gamer no longer likes her at all.
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(ugh, nightmares tonight...)
Razor slices off the facial hair
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
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She can't pay The hair cut dude, because it's too expensive.
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Edited by BiGmArIoFaN1.0
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War breaks out, and the haircut man is drafted. He dies on a battlefield in Sri Lanka.
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... and there never was a haircut dude anyway. He said razor, not barber.
Anyway, he's dead.
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Henry Clay stops the war!
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Henry becomes a real piece of clay.
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Unown alter the world using the clay's thoughts and turn it back into Henry Clay.
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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
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It rains and Henry Clay turns into Henry Puddle.
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Mutant child with 4,000 degree butt dries out the water.
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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A pebble lands on the mutant's head and the mutant dies! (WTD?)
I''''ve noticed something amongst some people''''s signatures- they''''re not always perfektt.
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A little girl picks up the pebble because it's shiny. She splits it in half and puts it on a homemade necklace.
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Giant concave light beacon blinds the poor little girl! (She later misplaces the necklace and never sees it again...)
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Electrician breaks the light.
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
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C'mon! That's all you can come up with?
A meteor the size of Delaware crashes down from the sky, landing squarely on the vulnerable electrician.
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However, a giant spider poop elf the size of Texas destroys the meteor.
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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A Scottish Terrier the size of Brazil gobbles up the giant poop thing.
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A Pikachu the size of Russia uses Thunder Wave on the Earth, paralyzing everything on it.
When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!
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Then the Game Boy turned off!
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Edited by BiGmArIoFaN1.0 on 13/32/45
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Then a guy named fred replaced the batteries and turned it on again.
Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
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The new batteries break and the guy can't find anymore!
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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
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then it starts raining batteries!!! and 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
batteries piles the city! now you dont have to find any!
mario and green day rocks
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The guy gets blinded by the batteries so he can't see.
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Edited by BiGmArIoFaN1.0 on 13/32/45
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Super Calculator saves the day, and devours (uses up) the batteries like popcorn!
Edited by - Suffix on 10/31/2005 5:18:50 PM
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Giant nerd uses calculator too much and causes it to exploded!
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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A giant jock--the natural predator of giant nerds--stuffs him in a locker.
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Roof gets a leak, water gets on locker, and locker then rusts to nothing after awhile.
The animated House Musical.
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a force field surrounds him now he cant get out!
mario and green day rocks
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The water leaks on the forcefield generator, causing it to short out.
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Crazy chimp licks up all the water, much like liking his own pee.
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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The chimp gets distracted, and does just that.
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Posted - 32 October 3005 13:61 PST
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Dr. Robotussen uses the monkey as a test subject, giving him a super brain. The monkey is no longer distracted.
EDIT: I got lucky reply #486.
Edited by - DeadAwake on 11/1/2005 7:27:31 PM
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a AK47 kills the monkey......no more monkey!
move:mario and green day rocks
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The Powers of French Toast defy natural laws of logic and ignorance at the same time, rendering projectile weapons useless!!
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Hungry, over-weight walrus eats french toast!
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Friends of previously eaten clams exact revenge on the Walrus.
The animated House Musical.
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"Friends" goes off the air.
Hurry Up The Cakes!
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 11/2/2005 7:14:42 PM
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Industry pollutes the air.
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Environmentalists destroy industry with slingshots made of tofu.
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Beast Boy off Teen Titans eats the tofu (he's a vegetarian).
When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!
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atomic bombs!
no more nothing!
mario,green day and pokemon rock!
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Godzilla eats the atomic bombs and becomes more powerful.
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Godzilla is stopped by Reptar.
Hurry Up The Cakes!
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But Godzilla and Reptar are both fictional, and so the bombs were never eaten in the first place.
When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!
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Godzilla doesn't like Luigi Simpson's attitude and stomps him flat.
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But the fact that that they are fictional, comes back by me! Muwahaha!!
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Warning: This is the end of post, may contain "Hazardious Objects", and is only safe for 13 and up.
Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 11/4/2005 5:17:15 PM
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Phisolophical quandary on the nature of reality leaves me no way of knowing that bigmariofan1.0 exists. I think, therefore I am, but I cannot experience the thoughts of bigmariofan1.0 and I thus cannot confirm his existence. I declare him to be fictional, and as such his declaration of Godzilla's fictionality was fictional.
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Godzilla stomps on philosophy and unintentionally renders himself fictional again. The End.
Edited by - DeadAwake on 11/4/2005 5:43:17 PM
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PaperLuigi starts it up again!
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Scissors Luigi beats paper Luigi.
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ScissorsMario hogs the spotlight from ScissorsLuigi.
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Thwomp beats ScissorsMario.
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Holy hand grenade blows Thwomp to bits! (I loved that part of the movie. Not the Thwomp.)
It's interesting how people reply to this topic. So people use heavy-duty weapons, while others use quirky facts or thoughts. Would you call that passive thinking? I don't know. But I guess that I'm just an explosive personality. BOMB!
(E I):o{D___(--I I):o(D___(o 8(= P)___(= (: )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/4/2005 9:32:29 PM
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Operator of the Holy Hand Grenade accidentally counts to five and blows himself up.
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789, and 785 too.
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The Knights who say NI drive everyone insane, and they become the rulers of the universe!
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z''nourrwringmm.
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They suffocate from saying NI for 5 days straight.
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Famous scientists who worked during the Apollo 13 mission construct a massive scrubber!
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Someone says WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! for 2 days straight and the sicentists die from annoyance.
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MAY used REVIVE on SCIENTISTS! SCIENTISTS regained 1/2 of max HP!
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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Gave them Poison and Burn so they died again and MAY has no more revives or Max Revives or whatever.
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MAY went to a pokemon centre and got them healed.
Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
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Expensive malpractice insurance drives pokemon centre doctors out of business.
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MAY gets a book and learns to heal the Pokemon.
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Trogdor burninates May and the thatched-roof cottage nearby.
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
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The Knights in the game TROGDOR!! SWORD! him.
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How did "Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper" end up talking about Trogdor and knight-dragon-castle type stuff? Uhh...I'm confused.
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Well. I had Trogdor burninate May and no one posted for a long time. Nothing else can kill him, so there.
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Rock, paper, scissors! Dang! I can never beat myself! -_-' I'm really good.
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Enraged Brendan tells Rayquaza to use Hyper Beam. Ouch.
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Re-what's-his-face is crushed by a garbage can.
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Fluffy puppy kicks garbage can.
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Curiousity killed the fluffy puppy.
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Encyclopedia ends curiosity.
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Little kid takes crayons and d00dles on the encyclopedia's pages.
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Parent puts children up for adoption ;_;
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Sniper snipes parents.
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Nazi kills sniper
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U.S. troops detain Nazi
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John Kerry brings down US. (Just a joke.)
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George W. Bush saves the U.S.
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2008 puts him out of office.
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20X6 succeeds 2008
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20X6 = 120, and 2008 > 120, so good math wins.
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I pitty the fool who is good at math. Mr. T always wins.
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Anvil falls and smashes Mr. T.
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Snorlax eats anvil!
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Snorlax.... Falls asleep.
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Mountain Dew kills sleep
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Fat Albert chugs Mt. Dew.
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Heart failure!
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Tom Petty breaks heart.
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TV kills the radio star.
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HDTV replaces regular TV...
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A shoe smashes through HDTV screen.
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I wear the shoe
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Wario swallows you
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Koopaslaya gets stuck in Wario's throat, and he chokes and dies.
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Sticky note gives Koopaslaya a paper cut-- Ow!
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Environmentalists recycle the sticky note into a chopstick.
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Pollution makes environmentalists faint.
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Oh, this is obvious...
Captain Planet saves the day!
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Enormous rock falls on him from the 'bove.
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Enormous paper falls on the enormous rock.
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CHARIZARD used FLAMETHROWER! *cool fire animation* Enemy PAPER fainted! CHARIZARD gained 123 EXP!
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Ash finally trains CHARIZARD fully. He then releases him back into the wild?(wtd?)
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Random military people kill Ash for no reason whatsoever.
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Random military people step on land mines and blow up!
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Godzilla destroys the mines.
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Giant meatball sub flies down from the sky and suishes Godzilla.
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Mmm... Army of Yoshis eat the meatball sub.
... You wouldn't DARE hurt the Yoshis, would you???
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Yoshies are drawn away by the scent of steak.
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The scent of steak quickly becomes malodorous due to being in the sun too long.
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The sun is eaten by a maniacal plumber named Wario.
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Wario dies from being a big fat idiot.
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Wario goes to help center in Heaven to learn "How not to be a big fat idiot."
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How did Wario get to heaven?!
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He helped his grandmother's brother-in law's Great Aunt's 3rd cousin's former roommate carry his grabage out the door. I think....
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Heaven's lawyer points out that the defendent, Wario, does not--in fact--have a viable alibi to support that particular good deed.
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lawyer dies, too, but ends up in the "other place" for being a "crooked" lawyer
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Someone who believes in re-incarnation instead of afterlifes erases both places from existance.
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Person is reincarnated into a cow, which is then killed and its steak is eaten by someone
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That someone dies of Mad Cow disease.
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Scientists discover that lemons cure Mad Cow Disease.
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Kirby swallows lemons.
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Apples swallow Kirby. (..?)
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Apples get mad Kirby disease.
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Scientists find they can cure mad Kirby disease with Koopa parts.
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Koopa vacine gives the scientists bad carma and turtle shells, so they're scarred for life.
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The devil kills them all.
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Well, God kills Satan and therefore I win, but I'm not going to do that.
Ganondorf stomps on the Koopa Vaccine.
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Koopa Vaccine's older brother stomps on Ganondorf.
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Older brother is crushed by partially eaten rock!
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PaperLuigi's choice prompts the US Copyright Office to give him and the rock a jail term of eleventyfour jigloyarns.
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US Copyright Office is destroyed by the Partially Eaten Rock and Suzzy show fan club, after seeing their star put in jail for something PL did.
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I break PL out and erase the US's Copyright's Office memory.
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Memory lives on in the hearts of America's children.
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A new Pokémon movie is released that tells all the children to jump off a cliff. So they do.
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A new DBZ movie is released that tells all the cliffs to jump off a child. So they do.
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No cliffs go to the new DBZ movie, leaving children unharmed.
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Excessive advertising forces cliffs to go to DBZ movie.
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Mountain climbers destroy cliffs.
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Thirst and hunger strike mountain climbers.
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Grandma cures thirst and hunger, by making sure everyone's tummy stays full of casserole and pie. :D
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Their tummies blow up.
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An evil scientist gives them robotic tummies.
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Michael Jackson completely bewilders scientists, driving them insane.
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Michael Jackson moonwalks off a building and into a dumpster.
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Beebop and Rocksteady plant turbo boosters at the four corners of the building, bossting it into dimension X. I think...
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Chuck McSeegohn pulls from a viola case a concealed Catlazergun™ and demolishes the peculiar duo.
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TEM huffs the soul out of the Catlazergun.
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Mysterious masked man who refers to himself only as "The Avenger" challenges TEM to a game of Tetris Attack, and defeats him in an epic, Earth-shattering battle.
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The wind blows too hard, and The Avenger's mask falls off. He is revealed to be Michael Jackson, who did not die from the dumpster fall.
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MJ scoops up his mask and puts it on real fast.
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MJ is destroyed by the law.
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Bozar inverts reality and destroys the laws with chaos
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Anti-reality inversion machine returns reality to normal.
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The Matrix has you.
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No, the Tetris has you. (http://www.kontek.net/TEM/Tetris%20has%20you.bmp)
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@_@
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Visine cures Bird Person's inability to see the Tetris creation.
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Haha. Nice.
Anyway, Lasik makes a surgery to deal with itchy, dry eyes, and Visine goes bankrupt.
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Then Donald Trump makes money fall from the sky like a bad rain storm.
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Donald Trump and the money are destroyed by the gov't for counterfeiting.
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Donald Trump buys the goverment, and re-gives the money.
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Abe Lincoln's ghost gets angry at Trump for stealing gov't, and punches him out, stealing the gov't for himself.
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Luigi sucks up Ghost Lincoln.
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Luigi dodges a Boo that goes flying towards him, and runs.
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The Boo spontaneously combusts.
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Mario uses his time machine, and turns off the TV when PaperLuigi is about to watch a Discovery Channel special on spontaneous combustion. He goes forward a few more years and cuts out the magazine article on spontaneous combustion. Then, he steals all the books and blocks all the websites that reference spontaneous combustion, so PaperLuigi never finds out about it, and can't make Boo spontaneously combust.
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Inexperienced player makes Mario run into the first Goomba.
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Wario gets his time machine (a hammer) goes to the NES cartridge the inexperienced player would have played and sends the Goomba to oblivion.
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A gigantic chicken eats Wario, but becomes sick from eating too much fat.
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Wario eats all fat from the chicken because he had nothing better to do.
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Giga Bowser breathes fire at Wario until all the fat gets burned off, then squishes him.
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Luigi smacks Giga Bowser into obvlivion.
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Peach KO's Luigi by using her frying pan attack
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Jigglypuff puts them down. As in down.
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BLAZIKEN used Sky Uppercut.
It's super effective!
Foe JIGGLYPUFF fainted!
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BLAZIKEN dies of a combo of Caps-lock Disease and Hyper-propernounism.
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I CATCH CAPS-LOCK DISEASE.
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You fall down an endless chasm. No extra lives for you, either.
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Bird Person trips on the corpse.
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... and lands on a fluffy pillow--so comfy it makes you go ^.^
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A seven year old bed-wetter takes a leak on the pillow.
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The bed-wetter gets Huggies for Christmas.
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The Grinch comes!
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And the Whoville P.D. give him the electric chair.
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Faulty wiring burns down the electric chair.
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Repair man man man man man man saves the day! And at this point, lollollol!
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Mr. Melee uses too many Nickelodeon references and explodes.
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Mr. Melee reverses the explosions and implodes instead.
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Mr.Melee is alive because I'm Mr.Melee, not Mr. Melee! Who's Mr. Melee?
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Sapphira bans Mr.Melee for spamming and irritating everyone. (Seriously, you're on REALLY thin ice, there.)
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Mr.Melee begs for forgiveness.
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Poop Dude comes in and forgives Mr. Melee, though he didn't really see what he did wrong.
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Mr.Melee thanks Poop Dude for sticking up for him and still pleads forgiveness, as he's realized his wrong doings.
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I ignore all but Sapph's post because this is way off-topic. (To me, this is more like "Hey, I'll wait for someone to counter-attack Sapph's post then I'll thank him and get off-topic.") Wait, did I just sound like a mod again? If so, I can delete my post or edit, which ever you perfer.
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Sapphira forgives Mr.Melee if he doesn't keep replying to virtually every single topic and doing so with annoying, useless posts that don't contribute anything to the topic. (Just so you know what exactly it is that you're doing wrong.)
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.......
Frying pan hits Rhino on the head.
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Bacon stains frying pan.
(I'm back on topic and will try to act less immature. Merry Christmas to all, still!)
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No one pushed the button so thus there is no bacon....
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Mr.Melee pushes the button and says Yay!
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Bird Person drops a very sharp pencil into Mr.Melee's head.
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The sharp pencil's lead is broken by a 3-year old.
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The 3-year old is taken to a daycare.
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A bullies at the Daycare, so the three year old pooped his pants.
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The teacher gives the bully a time out.
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Low wages drive away the teacher.
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The extra wages are used to buy a class pet hampster!
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Pet hampster escapes into the night, where it is eaten by an alligator.
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Alligator is swallowed by a crocodile
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The Crocodile hunert, Steve Erwin is on the prowl.
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Steve Erwin then jams his thumb up the croc's.....well, that's self explanetory.
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I ingnore PD's post.
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PD's post swallows blf1.0's post.
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PD goes ......... to the bathroom.
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You see that's not really him being bested or defeated so that doesn't make any sense.
Bathroom is partially blown up by an M-80 Robot Attacker.
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Water rusts the whatever thing until it's completely gone.
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Wario strikes again and slurps up all the water.
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Wario is crushed by partially eaten......you know what, just forget it. Wario dies from heart attack.
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The late Poop Dude meets the late Wario in heaven (or is it the other place? Oh well). They become best friends and both plan to someday get ressurected.
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Mr. Green is deemed far too disturbing to walk across Earth's surface again and that never happens. *looks up at sky* Thank you.
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Earth explodes, so everyone goes to heaven anyway.
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But Heaven is good, so that is pretty pointless.
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Then it all turns out to be a computer glitch making everyone float through outer space.
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Then Tingrio wakes up and goes to school.
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School is destroyed by partially eaten bomb.
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A starving kid eats the rest of the bomb.
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Instead of exploding, it just makes the starving kid give off an enormous fart.
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Oust Air Sanitizer, Glade Plugins, Febreze, and all that other air freshening stuff cancels out the wrath of Mr. Green.
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Poop Dude asks Bird Person this question: Wait, weren't you calling me Mr. Green?
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*edits post*
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Bowser comes and hacks into the forums, destroying the edited post.
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Mario kills Bowser the usual way and edits forums.
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Mario just.... dies.
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Life-Shroom. (Need I explain?)
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It actually went to Luigi who died from horror when Mario died.
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But put poison in the 1-up mushroom before anyone took it.
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Luigi's eating days are over, bring in Daisy.
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Daisy is stabbed for her incessant saying of "HI I'M DAISY!!"
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The Dagger tha stabbed her was just a figment of her imagination, as was the Dagger in Macbeth
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Andydrew (eats the Dagger in Macbeth)
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I kill Andydrew with this pair of meat scissors. And he is NEVER EVER mentioned again.
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A hose comes, drawing a founatin of water over the meat scissors, thus rusting them.
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Waluigi shoots the horse in the head with a Zapper with a pair of Scissors taped to the front. 700th reply to this topic!
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Waluigi shoots the horse in the head with a Zapper with a pair of Scissors taped to the front.
*ghost possesses Waluigi and he shoots himself*
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The ghost of Waluigi gets attacked by the hose that he didn't shoot.
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Waluigi self destructs and reforms into a gamecube.
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The Gamecube is beaten by the Revolution
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The DS clamps the Revolution's power plug and pulls it out.
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when me and my sister play that game, we usually say rock, paper, scissors, GUN!
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the DS is crushed by the Empire and Darth Vader.
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Luke comes and puts everyone in a timeout.
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The timeout is broken by a diplomatic agreement.
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I, the lawyer, find a loophole and destroy said document.
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YOu loose the case, and Jude Judy reigns supreme.
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Judge Trudy destroys Judge Judy!!!
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Yoshi eats Judge Trudy , and turns her into an egg.
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Yoshi falls into a death hole... of death.
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The death hole is blocked off by the Atari 2600 ET cartridges.
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Umm.. recycling makes the Atari stuff into Game Boy and DS stuff?
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Recycling is smashed by Americans.
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US smashed by EVIL Communists, propaganda, and Chinese Radicals. By the way, I'm not
un-american.
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All those peoples are crushed by partially eaten mailboxes.
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The mailboxes are melted down and made into cheap Chevys.
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They crash into steel mailboxes.
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The cheap mailboxes are made into Bill Gates' GatesBots that destroy LA
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LA is no more but the bots blow up.
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The bots are replaced, but Microsoft goes bankrupt because of 2 faulty products (the bots and the X-box 360)
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Sony joins Microsoft in bankruptcy. Let's keep it like that.
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Anti Bankrupt Man saves Sony(but not Microsoft :P)
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ABM is stopped by a big sammich.
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Big Sammich is eaten.
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Big Sammich gives eating person heart burn and food poisoning, person explodes.
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Big sammich is found by a construction worker who lasers it.
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Construction worker is destroyed by a giant Galapagos tortoise.
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Giant tortoise goes away to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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TMNT goes off the air because of poor ratings.
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In favor of the old TMNT cartoon coming back.
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Old film disolves
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Vacuum container prevents dissolving.
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((brother of Yoshi55)
Masterchief shoots conatainer with SMG(SubMachineGun)
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Masterchief is killed by a PONG paddle
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Why do I have to destroy the nostalgia? PONG paddle is demolished by Mario.
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Mario refuses to do this again and walks away, leaving Mr. Melee in shock.
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Someone gives me a fake stuffed turtle and I am happy again. (^.^)
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Turtle toy is replaced with Wartortle toy. (I like Wartortle, so what?)
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Blastoise takes out the Wartortle.
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(brother) My brother made a mistake and would kill us all if there was no masterchief because then the covenant would have activated Halo. Since you are all Mario fans I will explain this. Halo is a super weapon that if activated destroys stuff on a galctic scale, but the covenant think its a holy ring so they try to activate it. thanks for killing us all!
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Someone messes up the space-time continuem, causing the Halo to be erased from existance. Nothing can escape space and time!
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Doc Brown from Back to the Future fixes the time space continuem
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Back to the Future is cancelled.
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Iggy uses super potion on Back to the Future
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Iggy is knocked into lava.
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Lava hardens before he falls in.
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Iggy wakes up.
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Sleeping gas makes him go back to sleep.
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Fire explodeds everything. Yes, explodeds.
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Water puts out fire.
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Pikachu.....
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Rat-eating snake swallows Pikachu.
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Rat-eating-snake-repellant.
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Snorlax uses Hyper Beam, and causes the repellant to faint.
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R.O.B. throws Game Boy out the window into a dumpster.
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ROB is hit by a Spiny Blue Shell by Waluigi.
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The spiny pops out before collision with R.O.B. and says "You'll hear from my lawyers!" And sues Waluigi.
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Will someone respond? mine's easy to beat.
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Shadow Lugia blasts both the Spiny and the Spiny's lawyer into the sky. You can here the Spiny say "Looks like Spiny's blastin' off again!!!"(I had to add that joke)
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Shadow Lugia is purified.
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Purification chamber backs up because of all the Shadow Pokemon that need purifying.
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Mods point out that ths is a Mario forum and ban GiftedGirl.
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I don't have a problem with her. She can do what she pleases in this topic.
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I'm just kidding... okay, then, Professor Oak fixes machine.
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what are you all doing in this topic anyway? i dont get it. tell me so i can join!
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(NO NO NO!!! THAT WAS MY COUNTER!!!) Geez oh man, people cant take a joke. SO Restart then.
--RESTARTING--
Paper beats Rock.
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It's not endless anymore... anyway, fire destroys paper.
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water destroys fire and paper
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Baby diaper sucks up the water.
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Baby eats diaper.
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The babie's Mom burps him, eleasing the diaper.
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Mom is distracted by the incredible Nintendo Entertainment System
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Dust wreks the NES in a non-violent way.
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Dust is utterly destroyed by ROB.
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R.O.B. drinks too much because he was discontinued in 1988.
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Wario comes by and drinks all the alcohol.
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Wario drives drunk on Mushroom Bridge and drives off the edge right next to the bridge killing him and Daisy (Just kidding. Only the fatso Wario died) and the kart was totaled out (Wario was not in his '50s style kart, he had stolen Daisy's)
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Daisy steals Wario's car, and drives off in it.
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Peach stops Daisy by beating her in a game of SSBM. Daisy returns the Kart to Wario's grave.
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Bowser kidnaps Peach. For like, the millionth time.
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Mario's eating a sub, so Toad has to rescue Peach, which he does.
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Toad is attacked by a random Shroomish.
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Charizard used Flamethrower, it was super effective, Shroomish fainted.
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Blastoise attacks and Charizard goes to 0 HP.
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well...all the ssbm characters attack blastoise and he dies, incedently
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I take SSBM out of the Gamecube and replace it with Sonic Heroes.
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darn it.
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Knuckles ditches Sonic and Tails, gets rid of Omega, and joins Rouge and Shadow, therefore glitching the game and causing Knuckles, Shadow and Rouge to escape to the real world.
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My made-up Sonic charecter, Teri, steals Shadow away to hug on him. This, for some strange reason, deletes Knuckles and Rouge from reality.
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Dry Bones fires a missile from the Dry Bomber, makes GiftedGirl explode and die, making Teri cease to exist (die).
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Shadow destroys Dry Bones with Chaos Control.
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peach and link destroys chaos controls with endless peach bomber attacks and sword atack
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Videogame player turns off the GC.
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Video game character dies from a massive game withdrawl.
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Dr. Mario jumps out of the player's NES that was recently dug out of the closet and cures the withdraw with NES before he dies.
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The person, who was born in 1997 and has no clue what the box in front of him is, smashes it and Dr. Mario.
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The person... gets a tomato thrown at him!
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The gamer finds out what it is and plays it (destruction of NESes is NOT cool! Don't do it. It makes me angry. And I was born in 1992 and I know what an NES is. In fact, I play it all the time. And my first console was an N64.)
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Gamer gets distracted by UFO outside the window.
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UFO shot down by guy with a rocket propelled grenade launcher.
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Guy with a rocked propelled grenade launcher looses to Bowser in a dance-off.
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Later, Mario beats Bowser at DDR: Mario Mix.
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I beat mario at ddr:mm, ha!
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After being in the air for too long, MetalMario turns into iron oxide.
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Vacuum eliminates air.
The gamer finds out what it is and plays it (destruction of NESes is NOT cool! Don't do it. It makes me angry. And I was born in 1992 and I know what an NES is. In fact, I play it all the time. And my first console was an N64.)
It was the last thing so I had to. I wouldn't really smash an NES.
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Vacuum is unplugged by low men in yellow coats.
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Mario comes in and jumps on their heads.
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Angry about being beaten, Bowser comes in and jumps on Mario's head.
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Luigi cries a river and drowns Bowser because Mario just lost a life. Now Mario has to start the level ALL over again!
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Mario and Luigi both fall into a pool of Maple Syrup.
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Wario eats the maple syrup pool
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In his haste, Wario ate Luigi. He chokes and dies. (again)
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luigi pops out of wario's dead organs. he has mutated from all the drama and he turns into a big monster and eats bowser for good
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Luigi is returned to normal by an E.Gadd gadget.
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awwwwwwwwwww maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
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So do I have to do awwww man or E. Gadd's gadget?
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n00bs attack and distroy anything in their paths. Beat that.
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n00bs turn on each other and kill themselves. Do I win?
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use my aww man
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pt_peach eats Luigi. She dies, and Luigi is once again a mutant.
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Half-Eaten boulder smashes the mutant Luigi.
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Wario smashes the boulder. He then pushes Koopaslaya's button, recieves lots of bacon, eats it, and dies from a massive heart attack.
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Closed loop is opened up with the touch of a button.
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Button turns out to be Koopaslaya's button. Suffix recieves bacon and gets burned by hot oil on it.
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Break out the pain-reliever!
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Pain-reliever is recalled.
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Pain releaver is found out to work anyway.
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You'll kill me for saying this, but Wario comes and eats all the painreliever, thinking it was candy.
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Wario dies...
...again...
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Bowser hops out of Super Mario Bros. and feeds Wario a 1-up mushroom from Super Mario Bros.
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it was a poison 1-up!
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MetalMario doesn't realize that there are no poison 'shrooms in SMB for NES (Bowser hopped out of the NES game, not SMB2j on Famicom Disk System or Super Mario All-Stars on Super NES) thereby canceling it out. (not trying to be negative to you, MetalMario, just countering with SMB)
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Um, I insert SMAS.
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It's an NES, so SMAS doesn't run. And your SNES breaks and you can't afford a new one.
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A certain band plays a couple of songs and everyone stops fighting(for the time being) so that they can listen to the music.
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The Death Star fires a low-power beam squarely at the band, killing them all and creating a hole in the Ozone layer ('80s reference) and the ground.
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Luke Skywalker destroys the Death Star.
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Darth Vader chops off Luke's head. (I know that didn't happen in the film, I just used it to counter)
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Willy Wonka notices an off button on Darth Vader's back and presses it.
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Willy Wonka is overrun by the Oompa Loompa union that demand better pay.
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If you guys mean the Johnny Depp Wonka then...
The real Wonka shows up and gives the Oompa Loompas better pay.
If you guys mean the Gene Wilder Wonka(that's the Wonka I grew up with) then...
Lapras Ice beams Wonka(he's not dead, just frozen for a while).
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Darth Vader is a person so he chops off Wonka's head and slaughters all of the Oompa loompas.
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loody terror gore
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The NES in 1985 destroys pt_peach because Peach is really called Princess Toadstool.
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darn the NES!!! peach's gost come back to get revenge on yoshi55 and gets it. she's KO's yoshi55 with a cast-iron skillet and, well, you don't wanna know the rest ;) anyone else wanna do it for me?
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Yoshi55 eats 5 super mushrooms and drops an NES on pt_peach, who can't even use Princess Toadstool's real name.
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A pea chart exiles Yoshi55.
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Sapphira notes that "pea chart" really should be "peach art"
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maybe it technically is ;)
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Ah, but in Japan, where the games originate, has always called her Peach. So Peach could be considered her real name before we Americans messed with it. In any case...
Young kid rejects pea chart in favor of a candy chart.
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Candy Chart licked away to oblivion by hungry trick-or-treaters.
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peach rises from the dead and eats all charts. the kid crys
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Puppies! Puppies always make kids happy.
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Puppies are picked up by a dog catcher.
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But then the puppies bite him in the butt, then run away.
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The puppies are destroyed with high-power ray guns, totally obliterating them. *Evil laugh*
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But revived by eating Poop Dude's magical cat poop pie.
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Cat poop pie becomes obsolete in the face of moose poop pie.
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yall are nasty
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Moose poop pie is utterly destroyed by R.O.B.
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Rain short-circuits R.O.B.
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R.O.B. gets a waterproof lining inside before he short-circuited.
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pikachu comes in and electricutes the water, causing the R.O.B (whatever that is :)) to blow up
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pt_peach's patheticity from not knowing what a R.O.B. is (it's a gaming robot for the NES, or Nintendo Entertainment System) cancells out the Pikachu.
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the R.O.B malfunctions and lands in the alley where a mad scientist named dr. mario tampers with it, causing it to become---friendly!?!?!
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It was friendly anyway, so the tampering made it angry and threw dr. mario out the window. into a trash can, which caused Yoshi in clothes from the '50s to walk by and laugh at dr. mario. (if you think of killing Yoshi, I'll kill you with the Death Star)
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naw i won't kill him...but he does get hit my link with a chain and K.O.'s which causes his clothes to change back to his time period. dr. mario comes back alive even madder than before (see what you've done, Yoshi55 LOL)
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Yoshi gets the '50s clothes back on and shoves dr. mario in a trash can made of steel and locks Link back in the Legend of Zelda for NES. Then he drives away quickly in his car that is from the '50s.
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However, the fabric of time ripped, and Yoshi, and car, were sent back to the 50's.
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peach comes and unlocks link and tells him that she isnt in love with mario any more and kisses link and tells him to save her next time and they all drive away in yoshi's STOLEN 50's car.
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There was a glitch in life that made the car freeze, and I had to hit the reset button.
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Yoshi fixes the problem and tells Luigi Simpson that he actually existed in the '50s. He was on Yoshi's Island in that decade. (if you think of destroying the '50s, I'll destroy you with the Death Star)
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peach and link took over the car and throw yoshi out, cause peach thinks the cars to cute for a masculine guy like him ;)
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Yoshi is in the '50s, so Princess Toadstool and Link do nothing.
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peach gets out her extra 50's outfit and tucks in links ear and gives him a business-like suit. they both mix in with the crowd
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I take away all of Link's hearts and he dies. I'm that good. ;)
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Link is cured by a fairy while Princess Toadstool is in the '80s in clothes from the '50s.
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link comes back alive. peach cries her heart because she thought he was deadso she also dies. dr. mario and mario cry their hearts out because peach is dead. 3 dead people lying by each other
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The dog from Duck Hunt laughs at their dead bodies lying there in the '80s.
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The dog from Duck Hunt magically becomes a duck, and is shot.
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link comes back and revives his true love and leaves the rivils dead...adn the dog. whos laughing now?
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An inexperienced player in the '80s kills him while Yoshi is in the '50s.
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mario incidently had a life shroom on him and revives. he kills yoshi.
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Yoshi is in the '50s, so Mario can't kill him and Mario's Time machine doesn't go to the '50s.
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Mario edits his time machine, goes to the 50's, and brings Yoshi back as a slave.
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darned time machine. yoshi feels sorry for peach and feed her a life shroom. peach is out of the house and she'll see yall tommarow. peace
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Yoshi is in love with Birdo, so Yoshi goes back to the '50s in Mario's Time machine and destroys it with Birdo by putting it on train tracks and having a train hit it.
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The train fell into a wormhole, therefore warping it into another time, and hitting it's younger self, therefore negating it's existence altogether.
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The time machine was sledged by Yoshi and Birdo in the '50s.
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Huge outbreak of dust destroys every R.O.B. in the world and chokes Dr. Mario.
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Dust is sucked up by vacuum cleaner.
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Vaccume cleaner breaks because R.O.B. breaks it for no reason. (R.O.B.s are immune to dust i think)
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Link is angry with the R.O.B. and shows it by coming back and giving him a good whipping. he lets peach tear it apart after he's done
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Then Dr. Eggman kidnaps Peach.
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The R.O.B. utterly destroys Eggman the moron.
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Super dust, an upgraded version of dust, destroys the R.O.B. with radioactive allergens.
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Proffessor Fluff-n-Dust eats all of the dust(and super dust). He's a feather duster-type-thing.
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Yoshi eats everyone because he hasn't eaten in three days.(Don't mess with a hungry Yoshi)
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Ganondorf blows an atomic burrito fart right in Yoshi's face, who...um...dies...sorry.
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Link comes in and shoots a super-light-arrow-thingy at Gannon, which makes him fall down and die and stuff...
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A Like-Like eats link.
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The Like Like eats Link's trick poison shield, which makes it sick.
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White Pikmin slowly but surely corrode the shield to a mess of bark chips.
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Link plays the Song of Healing to turn the Like Like into a mask.
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Majora takes the mask
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An elephant squashes the mask.
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That crazy Goron king starts dancing to Saria's song and scares the elephant away.
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cortex and crash bandicoot come and beat up goron cause they think he's holding a crystal
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Cortex and Crash are destroyed by the beat Crash character, Coco.
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oooooh! that crash sister. sibling rivals...and after all crash has done for coco
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A nuke kills them all.
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Nuclear technician disarms the nuke befre it can do any damage.
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a ROCK trips the nulcear technician, causing him to fall over and hurt his leg so he can't go disarm the nuke.
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Paper beats the rock.
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Scissors cut paper.
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Rock crushes scissors.
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Rock is eroded with water.
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Fire evaporates water.
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Shiny blanket suffocates fire.
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Shiny blanket is thrown in jail for suffocating the poor fire.
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Shiny Blanket sues the fire for no reason.
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Shiny Blanket is overused, becomes a dirty blanket, and drops out of the public eye.
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Dirty blanket is melted by a Bum's toxicly cheap alcohol...
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Bum finds a nickel and throws away the dirty blanket in rejoice.
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Bum has nickel stolen by some other bum.
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The awesomeness of me getting a day off from school while just about everyone else in my city has to go today defeats the two bums.
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The fact that you will go back gives them their life back.
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All schools in the world blow up over the weekend so no one will have to go back and everybody's happy! Yay!
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School boards all over the country make new schools out of dead bums.
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Parents home-school kids because they don't want their kids going to schools made out of bums.
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i dont want my school to blow up...but im homeschooled!
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pt_peach's house blows up.
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*screams* im homeless...but i managed to save my schoolbooks!
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ROFL
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Schoolbooks get destroyed by Bird Person's thunderous laughter.
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BP is destroyed by Daisy for overusing annoying catch phraises.
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Daisy is removed from all Nintendo games because of annoyed mobs and my zombie gathering outside Nintendo HQ demanding mercy.
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Rabid rabbit attacks annoyed mob and zombie gathering. Animal control was plain stumped at its apparent ability to fly.
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Rabid Rabbit is killed by R.O.B. in a '57 Bel-air
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R.O.B. plays MKDS.
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R.O.B.'s DS is destroyed by a beam from the Death Star fired squarely at the DS.
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Unfortunately, it was only an illusion. The DS was so tightly packed with the star distroyers, that it appeared it blew up. Yet, it was truly the Star Distroyer that was blow'd up.
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The Death Star fires another beam at R.O.B.'s DS and it is destroyed and R.O.B. angry.
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Wario eats Darth Vader and has the Death Star destroyed. He escapes somehow.
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Wario is crushed by Luigi in his Kart after getting a Invincibility Star.
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Luigi is scared away by a ghost. The ghost then goes all around the world destroying every R.O.B. and Death Star somehow. But it happened, no more Death Stars or R.O.B.s.
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Ghost is sent to heaven (which is a fictional place) by god (a fairy tale character) for being a naughty boy...
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Okay, that's just plain wrong.
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Existentialism leads everyone to believe that the ghost never existed.
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Evil organization wipes everyone's minds.
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Everyone becoming a hippie defeats the evil organization because they don't buy anything from them.
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Cottage cheese replaces the boycott as the topic of interest.
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Cottage Cheese is made sour from the air.
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The air is sucked up by Kirby, therefore killing everything on earth.
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Including Kirby.
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Earth celebrates that no-one's on it, runs away, and falls into the sun. o_0
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The sun implodes and then explodes again in a big flash reversing time back to the present.
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Alpha Centauri moves to the Sun's location, exclaiming, "Now it's my turn to be worshipped by Egyptians! Woohoo!"
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Alpha is crushed by Dr. Eggman's ship.
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Dr. Eggman is beaten by Sonic, Tails and Amy.
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Umm... Shadow comes and Sonic, Tails and Amy are shoved away by security guards because Shadow is too cool for them.
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Mario smashes everything Sega, so Sonic doesn't exist.
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But Shadow was still left under all the remains.
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Luigi comes and uses his Poltergust 4000 on Shadow, casting him into the ghost world.
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The Ghostbusters suck up Luigi in their vaccumes, mistaking him for a ghost. (How thick can you get?)
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I usher the Ghostbusters back into my Ghostbusters box set DVD's. March, boys! MARCH!
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DVD set is smashed by ridiculously large rock.
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Strong Bad destroys the rock with his awesomeness for no freakin' reason.
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Strong Mad squishes Strong Bad because he kicked The Cheat.
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Strong Mad is hit [edit] by Mario's Hammer.
~Don't be crude. ~Sapph
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Mario's hammer falls into teh BUSH. Now he has to look for it. In teh BUSH.
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So Mario finds it.
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Then it hits him on the head. For no freakin' reason.
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Mario sticks his :P at the hammer.
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Some old guy with a rusty hook cuts off Mario's tounge with it.
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The Rusted hook is melted by Luigi's fireball.
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Mario's FLUDD douses the fireball.
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FLUDD is killed my a large walrus.
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The large walrus is thrown in a furnace.
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Being built on unstable ground, the furnace collapses into a sinkhole.
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Sinkhole fills in with dirt.
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A vaccuum sucks up the dirt.
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axe falls and breaks vacuum.
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Fire melts axe.It's really hot fire and a really meltable axe.
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I eat the fire! Ow.
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Robert Plant is never heard from again, so you go jump off of a bridge.
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A recent storm has caused the water under the bridge to rise to where it touches the bridge, so ledzeppelinrocks survives the jump.
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A super nova occurs in our sun, all perish, so I guess this ends everything...
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Fine, I'll start a new game.
Scissors.
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Rock.
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A Goron eats the rock.
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Link takes off the Goron Mask, and he returns to being Link, and Link can not eat stones.
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Link transfers from Majora's Mask to the original Legend of Zelda for NES.
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Bent pins in NES prevent Legend of Zelda from being played.
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Brand new 72-pin adaptor straight off of Ebay.
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72 pin thingy is stolen!
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Stealer guy is shot down by a sniper.
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sniper was disarm before it shot him
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Jackie Chan beat up the disarmer.
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Jackie Chan dies while attempting a stunt for a movie.
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Captain N feeds him a 1-up shroom
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Captain N, meet Captain Ntire Force!
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Captain Ntire Force is crushed by the Empire and Darth Vader
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Chewy, save us all!
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Chewey is killed by a storm trooper
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Yoda kicked him, and he fell to the floor in pain.
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Adolph Hitler kills Yoda with the Nazi German Army
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The Warthog destroys everything.
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Butthead kicks the warthog in the balls for being a bunghole.
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Stupid reality shows on MTV unfortunatley engulf Butthead.
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Beavis kicks Carson Daily in the balls for being a wuss.
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I forget the creator of BaB, but he gets trapped in the SGC2C episode he appeared in.
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SGC2C is put off the air by Ronald Reagan
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Ronald Reagan is thrown off a cliff for no reason whatsoever.
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Wario eats the cliff.
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Wario is captured by Hitler
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Wario wasn't captured because Hitler Esploded from the Warthog's gun.
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The Hog was destroyed so Hitler wasn't killed
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But Hitler was killed before the hog was destroyed, causing everything to start over.
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The restart machine was sabotaged so it would blow up when used
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The culprit, a bob-omb, was caught and sentenced to watch Teletubbies for 10 years.
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All the Telletubbies start drinking and the show goes off the air
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4Kids brings 'em back.
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4Kids is run out of business by a better company.
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4kids is revived with a 1-up shroom
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CBS deletes the shroom.
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CBS goes off-air.
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Television implodes.
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Repairman fixes television.
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Repairman gets sucked into the TV.
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Waluigi smashes the TV.
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Wario declares war on Waluigi
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Luigi ends the war through World Peace.
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Wario declares war on Luigi also
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But World Peace is still effective.
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World peace is ended by nukes loaded with Plutonium and a nuclear war breaks out
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Cockroaches survive the nuclear war.
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The people alive in the '50s survive by hiding in a fallout shelter
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The fallout shelter fell out!!
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A rip in the fabric of time sends us all back to 1955
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Someone throws away a 1955 calender...DESTROYING THE YEAR...dun, dun, dun.
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1955 is backed up because someone saved the year on an NES cartridge and used the cart with 1955 in an NES
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Yoshi55 says the word NES so much that every NES in the world explodes.
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All NES titles are remade for the GBA or DS, therefore eliminating any need for NES in the first place.
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The NES games don't sell very well on the GBA/DS because of DS3!!! Better than DS2 or DS!
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Sony representatives sue Nintendo and confiscate the rights to the DS2 and the DS3.
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Elvis gets fat!
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NES was too popular in the '80s so none blow up.
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"I Love the Eighties Strikes Back" makes fun of the eighties
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"I Love the 80's 3-D" makes even more fun of the 80's.
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the '80s crush all that oppose it.
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The 80's exist for too long and are mercilessly crushed by the 90's.
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BILL CLINTON'D
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Sunburn, you ruined it, just go to word association.
Anyway...
The 90's are burned because of the lameness of the late 90's pop craze (which sucked)
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Idiots think that pop is cool and peer pressure eliminates lameness.
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The giant Game Boy off of Captain N lands on pop and peer pressure, destroying it.
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Gameboy Color kills the Game Boy
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Gameboy Micro crushes all game systems, including PSP and DS, because it is so stylish and awesome.
Awesome...*drool* (http://image.lik-sang.com/images//large/gb-micro-famicom1.jpg)
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Unbreakable ds is invented with a power to break anything but its self and kills any one who even thinks about bulding something else that can break anything.
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Hackers make the unbreakable DS breakable.
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Nintndo fanboy hacks the ds and makes it unbreakable again and makes it unhackable.
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Nintendo fanboy gets busted for buying a ROM for SMB.
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The little boy is really Wario, and he farts the jail down.
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Wario's fart is so catastrophic, that it causes a broken blood vessel, and he dies.
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Potion revives Wario.
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Koume steals the potion for her shop!
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But trips and chokes to death on the potion bottle
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Ummm... Hypnosis makes everyone forget what happened.
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Fine then, I guess GiftedGirl wins. I'll start a new game.
Rock.
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God.
I win.
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We all go back in time before the hypnoses was used and The unbreakable and unhackable ds uses a potion for having a never ending rock paper siccors.
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DS runs away after someone tries to shove a Gameboy Color cartridge into its GBA slot.
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(I tried that once.)
Gameboy SP or Micro(not sure about Micro) used solely for GBC games makes the DS come back.
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Wario eats the DS (he's the easiest excuse, such as "Wario ate my homework").
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DS contianed NES game cartrage, Wario puked up the DS. :-) :-) :-)
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Dog eats puke.
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Dog is eaten by ant. o_0
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Luigi eats ant.
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Ds climbs out of luigis butt causing luigi to go to the hospital for 2 months.
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Hospital is really Chuck E. Cheeses.
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Luigi dies because of butt damage.
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Butt is repaired with staples and a glue stick, bringing Luigi back to life.
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Mew Jess uses a LEMUR ZAP on Luigi. Poor thing.
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Mew Jess is killed by a rampaging ostrich.
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Wario captures ostrich and uses it and other ostriches to start an ostrich farm.
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Waluigi sets ostriches free becaus he believes the tall should be free.
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Wario eats Waluigi. Then Wario realizes how many times he's died on this topic, gets confused, and jumps off a bridge.
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His fat protects him from the fall. So he bounces when he falls.
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DDR: Wario Mix burns enough calories to the poing where Wario isn't invincible to falls.
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DDR gets played so hard by LD that it breaks.
And catches on fire.
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T3H 1337 HAMM3R BrOz. cALL t3H ddR A n00B ANd tHEY HAMMER iT. cAUSiNG MORE FIRE.
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LD puts out fire and gets a new dance pad.
(EDIT: UH OH, I CAUGHT CAPS LOCK DISEASE FROM AAROM11) :P
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T3H 1337 HAMM3R BrOz. cALL t3H ddR A n00B ANd tHEY HAMMER iT. cAUSiNG MORE FIRE.
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Water leak in oceans causes universal flood till 2007.
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2007 comes and all flood water evaporates.
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All life on Earth dies due to lack of water. I WIN!
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We all go back in time to prehistoric age and a dinosaur eats luigi simpson and I use my unbreakable and unhackable ds's battery power to make me invincible till the end of time.
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You get lonely, then eventually revive everything on Earth.
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The sun engulfs the earth.
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The sun gets eploweded (yes, explowEDED) by an A-Bomb.
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Dude677 strange rendition of the word exploded blows up the A-Bomb.
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...Now I'm confused. To end the confusion of the last few posts, I'm going to start a new game (especially since a post early on in this topic asked us not to use bombs to blow everything up).
Paper.
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Fire. *insert evil grin*
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Markio spits out so many foul rude words as he is such a foul rude person that his spit flies from his mouth down to the ground, where it puts out the fire.
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The admins censor Markio's swearing so much that he drowns in all of the censors.
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Markio's family sues the mods.
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Markio's family turn intoStrong Bad, Strong Sad and Strong Mad. XP
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The Homestarmy kills them!!!
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Philosophers doubt the Homestarmy actually had the capacity to do such a thing, and the idea is eventually flung out the window.
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Philoshopers lose their jobs.
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Philosophers get their jobs back by saying "please" a lot.
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Philosophers watch Monty Python: The Life of Brian, lose a few hundred IQ points, and become too stupid to be philosophers, and are fired.
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Nintendo makes them smart w/ video games and the new DS game coming out soon that'll help your brain.
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Game is illeagal cause of game tester brain explosion.
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Dr. Frankenstien revives the game-player with body parts of the dead! Oooooo!
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God is annoyed of this topic because no one uses him so he makes me use something that includes him in my next post.
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C'mon, man.
Dr. Frankenstein is defeated by Master Hand.
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Master Hand is kicked by Superior Foot.
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Superior Foot is tickled by Tickle Me Elmo
(Elmo is god, unlike your christian fairy tale)
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(Elmo is god, unlike your christian fairy tale)
Even if there is some sarcasm, I am pretty offended.
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I also dislike my lord being degraded to less than a Tickle-Me-Elmo...so:
The 2000's kill off Tickle-Me-Elmo.
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That's too bad, you want free speech, you got it.
The 2000's are killed by the next decade and the next and the next until somebody gets shot and everyone complains about it.
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The 2000's are revived by VH1 by making "I Love the 2000's".
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"I Love the 2000's" sucks bad so noone buys it and the people who made it go out of buisness.
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A pancakedemic sweeps through the consumers like wildfire, costing the lives of millions! Their working lives, anyway. Couldn't do a thing but eat pancakes...
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Wario eats the pancakes. ALL of them. Somehow.
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King Boo Eats Wario. Yummy.
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big boo chokes on wario cause he's so fat
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But King Boo lives, because he is not big boo.
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King Boo chokes on Wario 'cuz he's so fat. XP
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god makes wario skinny.
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God can do anything and never dies
so it's kinda not fair
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No, God CAN die.
Flanders doesn't believe in God, so God dies.
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pt_peach believes GOd cant die, so he doesnt. he's eteranl
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pt_peach is swallowed whole by a wooly mammoth!
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The Shroobs abduct the wooly mammoth and chop it up into little pieces for testing.
Edit: "Elmo is God" said the one who also said "Drugs are awesome."
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Edit: "Elmo is God" said the one who also said "Drugs are awesome."
Am I right or am I right?
Meanwhile in the depths of a public bathroom:
The Shroobs are burned by the fiery flames of orange soda.
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ouch
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ouch is crushed by OH GOD THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!
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ouch is already in pain so the pain doesnt hurt it
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"Ouch" is finally cured by "Whew!"
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Donkey Kong does the ground smash from SSBM on the word "Whew".
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DOnkey Kong can't live if I burn all the Oxygen in the atmosphere.
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Wario's fart replaces oxygen, and everyone learns to use that to fill their lungs.
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Wario eventually dies, and kills all life on Earth with him due to lack of fart.
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Fart turns into smoke, making everyone reanimate and cough.
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o_O Khold is freaked out and runs away...
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Peach is disgusted and is awakened from the dead
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Time machine warps time back to "scissors"
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REGIROCK used ROCK TOMB! Enemy SCISSORS fainted! REGIROCK gained some-odd exp!
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Littered paper flys over to regirock and traps him.
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An English teacher crosses out "flys" and puts the correct spelling.
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Instead of teaching spelling/grammer, the English teacher decides to have the entire class read "The Golden Compass".
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The English teacher is murdered by the math teacher.
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english teacher is brought back to life with me using some of my ds power.
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Death drives drunk and hits a cop car.
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laws of death no longer apply cause death's bones break a part and can't be put back together no matter what.
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Peter Griffin takes over death's job.
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Peter Griffin is destroyed by Stevie. *Gasp*
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Stevie is wacked.
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The mafia who whacked him get arrested.
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Cousin Vinny's girlfriend bales 'em out, kappeesh?
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The girlfriend is shot. *Gasp*
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Bullet bounces off Loofy.
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Loofy is mistaken for a hair product and is lathered up repeatedly.
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Bomb-Omb blows up everything in sight.
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link comes and uses his own bombs
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Sabre Wolf rips Link to pieces!
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Sabre Wolf goes into a fist fight with his younger self, and kills his younger self, therefore negating Sabre Wolf's existence.
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young link comes and cuts adult link our of sabre wolf's stomach
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Adult Link kills Young Link, therefore negating his existence.
(I'm enjoying this whole negating-their-own-existence thing...)
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Einstein proves that Negating-Ones-Existing is false.
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Older Einstein comes and (just kidding)
Einstein is dead, therefore can't prove that.
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and navi gives his life to adult link
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However, she can't, because, according to time, adult Link didn't exist.
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Whole World blows up because of this.
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adult link dyes his hair orange with henna and therefore shocks everyone in the world by this change and everyone dies of shock
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I blow up the world for no reason.
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to many nuclear bombs in this topic
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The Fellowship of the TMK kill the nuclear bombs.
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The mysterious Robert enslaves the Fellowship of the TMK to do menial taskwork and cleaning.
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Deezer starts feeding bread to Robert. Robert explodes from all the bread, and Deezer frees the Fellowship of TMK.
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Deezer is held captive by...Waluigi!
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Fellowship of TMK kills Waluigi.
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A big pizza breaks up the Fellowship of the the Mushroom Kingdom. *well, that's what you put! ;D
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rolls the pizza into the pizza roll and ambushes everyone
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Strong Bad says "What the crap?" and whatever that thing is that you said spontaneously combusts.
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GiftedGirl is brainwashed of Homestar Runner.
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Big, fat, nonjumping Mario on hsr-er blows up the sight, blowing up his existence as well.
Try to escape the double wammy!
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His DNA is left behind and a stupid scientist makes hime relive.
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Stupid scientist becomes smart, yells, "I'm smart!! Aaah!" and jumps off a bridge.
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But he jumped off of a bridge into a river of matresses, so he he lives.
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A matress squishes the scientist.
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A rabid dog eats the mattress and says yummy.
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Rabies shot cures the dog of rabies. Yay!
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the dog eats a rabbit and get rabies - again
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All rabies in the world is cured and rabies is an official *dead disease*.
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Stimpy knocks over all cures and the disease is available again.
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Disease multiplies until they have taken over the world. The world explodes, and the noise is so loud that everything else explodes, eventually causing the universe to blow up.
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Back on the Ghost Planet, Space Ghost and his co-hosts put Earth back together.
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ganondarf comes and blows up eath with a special potion he made
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Instead of Link, who is in the Bahamas, Zelda saves the Earth by kicking Ganondorf's...shin. (I wasn't really going to say a bad word. I don't swear. :P )
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Ganondorfs rucruits come and kidnap zelda
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Zelda is saved by a Chocobo.
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Chocobo leaves again.
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Link is in the bahamas with peach and mario because they invited link and zelda but zelda didnt attend and link heres zelda's cries and saves her using the oracina of time
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Link drops the Ocarina of Time in his swimming pool and says dang.
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peach is in the pool and grabs the oracina and tosses it to link
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Link was eating "I Can't Believe Its Not Butter!" and dropped the Ocarina in a storm drain.
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i dont know what to say
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I have confused so many!
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ummm...peach is sucked into the storm and finds the oracina since she is an exceptional swimmer and returns it to link and link saves zelda and beat ganondorf
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A worm hole sucks everyone into a different dimension and they end up on SG: C2C.
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the 2 couples are mixed up which put mario with zelda and peachwith link
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Everyone ends up being guests on "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast". (that's SGC2C)
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whatever the show's about, everyone memories is erased of the person they originally were with
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Luckily, Moltar had saved everyone's memories and puts them back in. Then, they all dance to George Thorogood's "Long Gone".
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Everyone celebrates and eats. when evil strikes up again, the everyones to full to fight and the princesses are kidnapped
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Space Ghost finds the two kidnappers, Zorak and Bill Manspeaker, and says, "You go to prison."
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the break away and mario and link are knocked out on full stomachs
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ummm... Captain Underpants grabs the bad guys and gives them atomic wedgies. Tra-la-laaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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Space Ghost zaps Captain Underpants with his almighty Spank Ray.
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A dancing banana makes everyone's heads explode. o_0
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Brak hits the reset button and everyone is back to normal.
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Alex the Lion does a weird dance on the reset button. Deedely, deedely, deedely, dee!
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it makes the reset button do crazy things to the characters
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The censored crazy thing are zapped away by SG's Destructo Ray!
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Strong Bad yells "What is with the constant freakin' Space Ghost?!?!?!" and causes all of this Space Ghost stuff to go away.
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the craziness makes link mad at peach and they battle till its done with a frying pan mark on links head and an arrow in peach's shoulder
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The violence causes the world to blow up and reconfigurate into the form of... Homestar Runner?
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Raymond from SGC2C sets everything back to normal.
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all the smash bro. melee characters are dead
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Metallis [SGC2C] revives the SSBM characters.
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Homestar prances around like an idiot on top of... that guy you mentioned, I can't remember his name... oh, Metallis. That's the guy.
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I doubt that, he drove.
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Strong Bad punches Homestar as seen in car.
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Homestar pulls out a wobbuffet and tells it to counter Strong bad's punch which ends up KO'ing him.
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A random Pokemon keeps on using both physical and special attacks in a non-pattern and the Wobbuffet gets confused.
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Zorak pulls out a laser and zappity-zap-zaps the random Pokemon.
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I, whilst hang from a tree(courtesy of lemur tail), whap Zorak on the head with a set of dry-erase markers(Betcha didn't see that coming!)
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Moltar reveals what's under his helmet and you scream until you're hospitalized and traumatized XP.
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dr mario get him un-tramaztized
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Commander Andy blasts Dr.Mario w/ something I've never seen.
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something you've never seen before is nothing!
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Nothing is destroyed by an ant from the Ghost Planet.
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All this Ghost crap blows up.
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Grape Ape restores everything Ghostal.
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Grape Ape gets eaten by grape-eating guinea pig named Fluffernut. (She really does eat grapes. Sewiously.)
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Fluffernut is lured away with more grapes.
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Stinkoman ruthlessly steps on the grapes because they were asking for a challenge.
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Trogador chases Stinkoman all around. ;P
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Trogador gets run over by a steamroller.
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With time, the steam roller succumbs to ferrous oxide.
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the oxide is sucked up by luigi's vacume
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Vacume gets clogged with Space Ghost's meat thing from this ep. in 1997.
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Luigi gets a plunger to unclog it.
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Plunger is detroyed by Fran Dresser's annoying nanny laugh.
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Annoying nanny is destroyed by Nanny 911.
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Nanny 911 is stopped up by the fire department on an emergency
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Ironically, the fire department is stopped by a fire. That Strong Bad started. That's not awesome.
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Yoob eats Strong Bad.
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Homestar beats the crap outta Yoob for eating his friend. >_< That gimme the jibblies, that sentence.
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Homestar swallows a bug and goes nuts, thinking that he's gonna die. (That happened to our sis once.)
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Zorak eats the bug, which happens to be a mantis.
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Zorak gets an obligitory creepy face --> o_O thrown at him. He dies.
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I get a sledge hammer.
No further explanation needed.
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In a mind-boggling breakthrough, modern-day alchemists manage to turn the lead sledgehammer into... mold.
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Cleaning chemicals break down mold.
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Cleaning chemicals are consumed by whatever newbs I decide to share them with.
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Newbs get crushed by an avalanche.
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Volcano eruption melts the avalanche.
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It snows and covers all heat.
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Wario eats all the snow.
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A giant toilet destroys Wario. You should get it.
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Giant toilet is destroyed by giant criminals.
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Space Ghost sends them to prison.
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Luigi sucks up Space Ghost.
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Luigi sees a boo and runs away.
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Lasers remove his eyes so he can't see.
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The Laser Is Reflected By A Mirror, Destroying The Laser.
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Smelly markers stink the crap out of the mirror. It dies.
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Lucky the Leprechaun eats the markers.
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Lucky is poisoned, and dies.
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So the Trix rabbit takes his place!
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The Rabbit dies of food deprivation. I bet those kids felt guilty. (The kids prevented him from eating so you have to kill them)
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The Queen of Hearts demands that their heads be chopped off in punishment.
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The Queen of Hearts ia assasinated by a Lee Harvey Oswald look-alike.
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Weird Al gives him the hook.
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But Weird Al is shot by some drunk guy that found a pistol on the floor.
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THe drunk guys, as a reaction of his liquor, which he could not hold, falls to the floor and passes out. Wierd Al's shot is not severe so he continues
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Tansit whines to Weird Al who can't take it and self-destructs.
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Tansit gets sat on by Strong Mad. Eww, a face fulla Strong Mad butt. >_<
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Strong Mad's horrible English, he is unfairly considered an illegal alien by the police, and he is sent across the border.
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Strong Mad brough back after Strong Sad annoys the police.
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Strong Sad realizes that somewhere an animal died and becomes extremely depressed.
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A wild bear eats Strong Sad.
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A wild bear is captured by the carnival, and is taught to to back flips and ride on a unicycle.
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Marzipan protests against bear-training and the bear is set free.
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Brak sings Marzipan into insanity.
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Strong Bad beats the crap outta Brak. Because. Just because.
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Strong Baad meets SG and runs away, knowing he has met his match.
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SG meets Deoxys and Deoxys kicks some serious butt in a cool fight sequence.
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Fearing he will get fired if he doens't help, Zorak blasts the Deoxys's away.
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Deoxys regenerates and kicks his butt, too. You can't blast a Deoxys, Rayquaza tried already. *holds up Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys DVD*
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Moltar destroys the DVD, obliterating its contents.
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I cry, very muchly, and Moltar drowns in my tears.
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Moltar is a lava man, and he causes the tears to evaporate.
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Aw, crap. Well, then, Regice(who can't melt) freezes Moltar into igneous rock just by standing near him and Moltar can't move, 'cuz he's a rock now.
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Regice is... uh, fainted by a flamethrower.
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Max Revive!
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Mario pulls out the Pokemon cart from the GBA and N64, and also the disc from the GCN.
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Mario dies from shroom overdose.
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Mario comes back to life and throws Poison Mushrooms at everybody.
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Mario is finally subdued by Popple's theft of 1-UP mushrooms.
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Popple dies because he's not in SSBM.
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I takes SSBM out of the Gamecube and replace it with a game I haven't played in forever, Super Mario Sunshine!
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I blast SMS away and re-insert SSBM. [it will not leave!]
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Gamecube is blown up by Al Gore.
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It was my Gamecube, so I cry, making everyone feel sorry for me. :(
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Indifference robs sympathy of its liveliness...
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Then GiftedGirl goes on a rampage, then the universe blows up.
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It's the Big Bang all over again.
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A caveman uses time travel to make it 2006 again.
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Stinkoman makes it 20X6.
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Stinkoman is destroyed when Wario falls on him.
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1-Up jumps on Wario and says "I want pudding!" Wario says "I agree!" and Pan Pan falls on them both.
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Pan Pan accidentally rolls off into a campfire. Did he explode with the force of 100 tons of trinitrotoluene? The world may never know.
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Campfire is put out by water.
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Water is evaporated by the sun.
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The sun... is blocked out by a dust cloud for a few hours.
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Dust cloud is driven away by fan.
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Fan is annoyed by a little baby saying "Waddy! Faaaaaaaan!!!" over and over.
... You wouldn't dare hurt a poor, innocent child, would you?
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Mwahahaha! Liddle baby is defeated and crawls off from an epic battle against thousands of Pikmin! 1,500 pokos worth of pacifier were left behind!
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So, I walk by with my 10 1/2 shoes. I step on about 354 Pikmin with one step. Hearing the squish, I look at my shoe and say "Eew, I stepped in gum." I flick the Pikmin corpses off and the corpses smash other pikmin. 708 Pikmin are dead now. I notice that the other little walking pieces of gum are angry, so I squish all but one. I pick it up by the leaf on its head, scream at its head until it's deaf, and throw it way up high.
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Bird Person has his shoulder doodie'd on by, wouldn't ya know it, a bird. Oh, the irony.
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Pt_peach kills the bird with her giant shotgun, supersized.
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Pt_Peach gets carried away by a giant hawk.
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Pt_peach jumps off the hawk.
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...and lands in a valcano!
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The volcano explodes. Mwa ha ha.
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Link is back!!! He saves pt_peach and takes her (me O_o) to safety.
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A large Athletic Award (the scholar type) clambers out of a cave and snatches poor Link.
v---- Wow, is that an original response? I font believe it!!1!!2!
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Athletic Award is stomped by Distinguished Portfolio plague.
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roy(link's friend) blast away the portfolio thingy
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Team Rocket is blasting off and they hit Roy in the process.
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Team Rocket gets zapped by Pikachu, and blasts off again.
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Pikachu is driven off by a magic bottle of KETCHUP. I swear, Pikachu loves that stuff.
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Chris Farley eats all the ketchup.
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Chris Farley is turned into a bird. XP
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Bird Person eats the bird!
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Bid gives Bird Person food poisoning.
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Waluigi throws a rock at the bird, and kills it brutally.
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Bird's family peck out Waluigi's eyes.
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Dr. Wario sews Waluigi's eyes back on.
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Dr Wario is blasted by Dr Mario.
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Dr. Mario is killed by... Mario.
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Mario is dead by Markio.
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Markio is... driven away by a car. o_0
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Drivers in the car are outraged by rising gas prices, and leave Markio on the side of the road.
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Aliens invade and dump toxic, flammable waste into farm silos across the world! It just so happens to be oil, ending the shortage and prolonging our procrastination.
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The oil is immediately combusted, causing overloads of carbon monoxide and other various poisonous gasses, thereby stealing the free gas right from under our noses whilst putting our lives in even more danger.
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Mew Mint uses the MewAqua Rod to make the air clean again.
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Antifebreze darkens the air and destroys Mew Mint and the rod.
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Febreeze touches Anti-Febreeze and they both cancel each other out.
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Bozo the Clown dances annoyingly.
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Mioro B. disco-dances annoyingly, causing Bozo the Clown to explode.
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MB. is knocked away by the styling moves of Mr. Game and Watch.
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Mr. Game and Watch is pushed back into his game.
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No reply man just sort of saves the day somehow.
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No reply man is ARROW'd and he says "Ow! My skin!"
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He's a no reply man so he's nothing so it goes straight throw/
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No reply man becomes Reply man and the arrows hit him.
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Strong Bad yells "ARROW'D!" and scares everyone away.
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Strong Bad is hugged by a rabid fangirl. Named GiftedGirl.
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The real Dangeresque yells at GiftedGirl and she goes back into the remake.
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Atomic Bomb kills everyone.
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Everyone but Deezer!
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(Koopaslaya, how could you! Shame!)
Deezer finally loses to The Hardest Question...
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Someone throws a Voltorb at the hardest question and it gets EXPLODE'd
-
Missingno puts the hardest question back together.
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Everyone is brought back to life, and all Pokemon except my Eevee are killed.
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Eevee is stolen by a little kid who thinks it's just a plushie. I settled that without having to kill the Eevee! ^_^
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Little kid is... grounded for stealing.
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Parents find out Little kid wasn't stealing.
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Parents end up on "The Bad Parents" and are humiliated into crying and laughing.
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"The Bad Parents" gets a Heavy Lourde dropped on it, courtesy of Professor Tor Coolguy(<-- you guys who've seen the Strong Bad is in Jail cartoon know what I'm talkin' 'bout).
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Strong Bad, aka Prof. Tor Coolguy, gets thrown in jail... again.
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What's this? Nobody bothered to clean the tile grout? The jail is compromised by absent upkeep!
v--- WTD does that have to do with upkeep?
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Strong Bad is put on a deserted island.
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The deserted island is nuked and pie rains from the sky!
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Pie is eaten by Homestar Runner who becomes obese, and then becomes Homestar Loafer.
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Weight Watchers.
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How could everyone forget about this topic? Wah! Weight Watchers is detroyed by the Atkins Diet.
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Atkins is destroyed by TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1!!!11!!1!!!!1!!!
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Rather Dashing slays Trogdor.
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Jhonka bashes Rather Dashing's head with his giant turkey leg.
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Jhonka gets crushed by a herd of stampeding gazelles.
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Gazelles are driven away by lazer-lights.
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The song "Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting" somehow blows the lazer-lights up.
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Someone kung-fu kicks the CD player, causing the song to stop.
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The CD player comes back as a robot and breaks the guy's legs.
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Mushroom Boy stabs the robotic CD player with a Proper Noun. (no reason)
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Mushroom Boy is eaten by Mario. NOOOOOO!!!
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Mario get's killed by.....Sonic the Hedgehog! Muwahahahaha!!!
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While in Mario stomach, Mushroom Boy pulls a 1-up out of his pocket which makes Mario Super, Mushrromboy walks out of his mouth and Mario turns to Sonic.
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A Stairway to Coin Heaven crushes Sonic and Mushroom Boy.
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Sonic had one power ring.
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(You're so mean.) The Stairway to Coin Heaven gets broken. Don't ask me how, it just broke.
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Mario and Sonic build another one. (See the power two great video game characters can do when they work together?)
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They are beaten by Bowser and Eggman.
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Eggman turns into scrambled eggs and Bowser turns into..... Strong Bad? (That's a reference to my bad Bowser impressions. They always sound like Strong Bad.)
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editor erases the post destroying bowser. (this is cool though)
And what about Beetoven, Hm?
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He falls into the lake of fire.
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Lake of Fire gets put out. By water. Dur.
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Water is kidnapped by Waluigi.
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Waluigi accidentally moves and it breaks his skinny unprotected bones.
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Wario supports him.
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Wario spontaneously combusts from watching One Piece too much. Just a little bit of that stuff'll kill you. O.O
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Dubbed version of One Piece is pwned by undubbed One Piece. :D
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THE MAN throws the undubbed One Piece out of the USA. THE MAN doesn't want undubbed anime outside of Japan.
............ How ya gonna defeat THE MAN?
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Super bomb goes a splode.
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Super Bomb is reconstructed then Ultra Bomb goes a splode.
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Ultra Bomb is stomped on by a giant foot.
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Flaming arrows hit the giant foot.
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It rains and you know what rain does to fire.
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Some giant flying washcloth absorbs the rain and clouds.
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Frozone freezes the washcloth. Y'know he's cool(pun intended).
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Frozone can't find his super suit. ("Woman, where's my super suit!") XD
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Pajamas make a good substitute.
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Pajamas are killed my my x-ray lazer beam eye things.
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X-Ray laser beam thingies are waterlogged.
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Silica gel saves the day! (not for consumption) Lemme' guess... Somebody's going to eat it.
Edit: Check out what I hid after the initial text. I knew it was coming.
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Someone eats the silica gel. XD
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That someone develops cancer.
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The cure for cancer has been found! Person is fed homemade chocolate sauce to cure the cancer.
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Chocolate sauce hardens into a chocolate chunk.
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chocolate chunk is melted and freezers have just been extinct. Beat that! also, anarctica was destroyed
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Chocolate is eaten by a Salamence. Who knew they liked chocolate?
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A snowspeeder lands on the Salamence. Whatever that is.
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Salamence (http://dex.pokemonpalace.net/sprites/bigimages/373.png) eats the snowspeeder.
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Salamance is buried alive by an avalanche.
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The Salamence uses Flamethrower to melt the ice. Yes, Salamence can learn Flamethrower. I checked for accuracy.
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Salamence is savaged by my uber-strong Eevee.
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Your uberstrong Eevee is nothing against an uberuberstrong Hitmonchan.
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Your hitmonchan is destroyed by Wawawaluigi.
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Wawawaluigi is brick'd. (I didn't say it was my Hitmonchan...)
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An architect cements the bricks. :P
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Dynamite blows the bricks up.
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Sanji from One Piece uses water to put out the fuse.
(Man, why does everyone insist on attacking my poor little Eevee? She was one of the first Pokemon I ever got in Stadium and online)
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Sanji is killed by a Hoodie.
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The hoodie falls into the trash and gets taken by the GARBAGEMAN.
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I shoot the garbageman with my 410 shotgun.
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A Banzai Bill stampede uncremoniously flattens poor Koopaslaya. He even saw it coming.
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Banzai Bill gets blow'd up somehow by The Guinea Pig Way. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/guineapig)
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Guinea pigs get eaten by cruel people from Peru.
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Then I came in and did something totally random that blew up half of the multivrse.
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The something totally random gets stomped on by a Groudon.
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Groudon absorbs too much energy when he tries to use solarbeam, and he blows up!!!
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Since energy can never be destroyed, Coolio eats a pi.
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The "pi" was poisonous, so Coolio died.
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A hasmat teddy bear eats the poison.
If you go back to March 8... One Piece is a really cool show, Us.
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Teddy Bear has no digestive system, so the poison just dissolved the pool lil' guy's fluff till he was just a puddle of mangled fur and poison.
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Fur and poison is swept away by tidal wave.
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Water falls down a deep crack in the earths surface.
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The crack is filled with concrete.
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A volcano erupts and the concrete gets melted into umm... melted concrete.
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Regice freezes the volcano. It can do that, yo.
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Well it went back into the Pokeball, and the trainer forgot and left it lying there forever.
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Trainer is shot by dart gun, and.....dies.
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Person who shot him throws the gun in the trash.
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Person has a watermelon thrown at him. Incoming!
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Wopple from One Piece eats the watermelon.
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Ummm... a Wopple doesn't exist in my mind, so it isn't there.
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You have to watch or read One Piece to know who Wopple is.....so he does exsist.
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Tokyo MewMew totally destroys One Piece with their super-awexome MewMew abilities.
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Tokyo gets rampaged by Godzilla, and it crushes the MewMew.
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I know nothing about Godzilla, so let's just say that I snap my fingers and he dissappears.
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Fingers are destroyed by meat grinder!
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McDonald's uses it for their patties and it gets all rusted and nasty.
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McDonalds gets shut down by George Bush Sr.
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Turns out it's only being remodeled. (Same thing happened to the MickeyD's here, I won't have ane fave fries for at least a month!)
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The food still sucks, so they order a wrecking ball to destroy it.
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An insomniac mechanical engineer's calculations eventually bring about a weakness; the wrecking ball was too heavy for the crane. The crane flips over and lands the deconstrution company deep in debt, laying off 1,100 workers and causing a 5 year old boy in Russia to cry. It is not clear whether it was the company's demise or the lack of yeast in the child's bread that caused this emotional outburst...
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Incorrect calculations leads to everyone being put in an after-school detention with Mr. Byte. o_0
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The people in detention sneak out while Mr. Byte is asleep.
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Mr Byte has a nightmare, wakes up and gives them referrals/citatatons.
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The referrals are eaten by the Legendary Black Beast of-- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *is eaten*
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The Legendary Black Beast of AHHHHHHHHH, joined the circus and died in a tragic accident.
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Err, a time machine with a mind of its own stopped the crash from happening by traveling back to the present.
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Hermione's Time-Turner severely kicks the time machines BUTT because of it's awesomeness and portability.
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A falling shelf breaks the time turner. Havoc ensues.
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The Falling shelf falls into a Warp Hole and is sent into a parallel dimention in which things are not insane, this destroying the havoc.
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A black hole sucks in and "spaghettifies"* everything.
*stretched everything out until it broke in two.
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Astronauts go and throw an Anti-Blackhole device into it.
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The martians counterattack with their own, anti-anti-blackhole device.
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NUKE! EVERYTHING GETS BLOW'D UP, including the black hole!!
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Atomic Bomb kills everyone.
(Koopaslaya, how could you! Shame!)
Koopaslaya gets pwned by history.
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Koopaslaya re-writes history books.
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Somehow the books combust spontaneously, and turn to ash!
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From the ashes grows a tender tulip who, slowly and surely, begins to reveal the wisdom of the books who died.
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The tender tulip is squished by the uncaring Lord Crump. (I seem to be obsessed with him lately!)
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The X-Nauts have a mutiny, and marroon him on an island.
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A random EMP goes off and all the X-nauts fall over and break.
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Grodus goes into a fury and creates more than the world can handle.
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Microsoft; bland, alternative radio stations; and Mulder and Skully UNITE! The X-nauts are taken to court for copyright infringement over the letter X.
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They pay the judge (and jury) and get off as not-guilty.
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The judge and jury have a Snorlax dropped on them.
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They play a Poke-flute and he dies instead of waking up.
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Snorlax is resurrected by Dr. Frank-in-styne
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Frankenstein dies of hyperventilation after a long bout of screaming "It's Frank-in-shteen!"
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Sympathetic movie-goer revives Dr. Frankenstein with a 1-UP Super.
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Then Kamek turned the 1-up Super to a poison mushroom so he died again.
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I kick Kamek in the head.
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In a giant Baking-Soda Vinegar explosion gone horribly wrong, Gifted Girl is wiped from the face of the planet.
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A giant pit mysteriously appears and the vinegar crap is never seen again.
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Cement is poured into the pit, filling it up.
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Road workers come with jack-hammers and destroy the cement.
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Road workers are distracted by the lunch bell.
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Rock beats lunch bell.
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Rock gets Blow'd up by the TNT that was sitting next to it.
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Match sat off the TNT.
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A car drives by, blowing out the match.
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As the car went by it touched the match and caught on fire then blew up.
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Firemen put out fire.
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Their dalmation goes crazy and eats them.
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Out of nowhere a Dalmation-Eating monster comes and eats it.
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Tigger bounces the dalmation-eating monster into oblivion.
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An oliphant squashes Tigger into oblivion.
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An enraged GiftedGirl, who really liked Tigger, whacks the oliphant over the head with her Bigg Stik until it dies from blunt force trauma.
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An asteroid comes and blows up the Earth, and destroys everything on it, including the Bigg Stik.
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The Magic School Bus swells into a Magic School Moon and swings the Asteroid on another path-- towards the sun. (it really happened!)
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The sun runs out of fuel before the asteriod can reach it, and thus the asteriod cannot create the explosion of the century.
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The sun goes to Chevron to get more fuel. XD
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Fire blows up the Cheveron station.
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WARTORTLE used WATER GUN! It's super-effective! Enemy FIRE fainted! WARTORTLE gained some-odd exp!
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Venusaur uses solar beam, it's super effective, enemy Wartortle faints, and everyhting else that happens.
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For some strange reason, Venusaur is hit with a Shrek 2 DVD case and faints.
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It was my DVD case, so I hit whoever stole it.
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Well the case ended up not being yours so you went to jail for abuse.
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The Subtle Knife helps me break out.
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My Shrek 2 case pwns not only your Shrek 2 case, but also the Subtle Knife.
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The PWN gets eaten by a queen.
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The queen gets beheaded by King Henry XIII.
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King Henry gets eaten by a Heffalump.
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A guy brings a beehive and the bees get mad at the Heffalump for stealing the honey and sting it to death.
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My tin of Altoids blows up and everything, inculding the universe, the Shrek 2 cases and the Subtle Knife, is destroyed.
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Altoids suck, so they melt.
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Then Tic-Tacs come from the planet Tic-Tactia and scoop up the melted glop and dump it in a volcano.
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TicTacs also suck, so they blow up.
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A team of elite psychologists are assigned to GiftedGirl's antagonism.
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This team's car blows up on the way there.
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A Wartortle puts out the fire and saves the elite psychologists.
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The Wartortle is shot by a poacher and is made into a set of matching hand luggage.
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The poacher is killed by a rampaging Nidoking.
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The Nidoking has his Heart stolen by a Heartless.
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The Wonderful Wizard gives the Heartless a clock, rendering it "Not-heartless," diminishing its previously fine self-esteem to nothing.
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The clock get's stolen by a bunch of chavs.
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I don't know what chavs are, so I poke them relentlessly with a Bigg Stik.
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Strong Bad burns the Bigg Stik with his BMW.
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The Bigg Stik is impervious to fire. :P
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A greedy researcher seizes the "Bigg Stik" to conduct all manner of tests on it. (if you answer this with that thing again... there will be trouble)
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Fluffernut chews on the researcher's fingers.
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Tidbit chases Fluffernut away.
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Trogdor BURNiNATES both Tidbit and Fluffernut.
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Trogdor gets Sword'd by a knight.
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The knight is the Black Knight from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and gets all of his limbs chopped off in a swordfight with King Arthur.
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King Arthur gets taken away by Scotland Yard.
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But the Black Knights head comes back and bit Scotland Yard's legs off. XD
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The Black Knight's head gets thrown into a well by a Lakitu.
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A koopa shell tossed upwards knocks the Lakitu from his friendly-looking perch.
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Mario throws the shell away.
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Bowser sends an army of Badniks(from Eggman in exchange for an Emerald Piece)to attack Mario.
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But they were all low on battery so they never make it there.
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The Energiser Bunny gives them more batteries so they can keep going and going and going and going and going and going......
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ome guy with a sledge hammer comes and smashes the battery case which causes them to blow up.
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Oh me! A bust of Felix Mendelssohn crashes down on the guy with a sledge hammer!
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Mr.Clean clears the pieces of the bust off the floor.
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Mr. Clean get kicked in the...........................................
face.
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Unicron eats the world.
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Unicron gets a stomach virus and throws up the world.
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I give medicine to the mythical creature.
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The mythical creature transforms into Anonymous Prime and procceds to fight Unicron.
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They both are thrown against the wall by means of Mewtwo's awesome powers.
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Mewtwo is stuffed into a grocery bag by means of The Poopsmith's awesomer powers.
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They all are thrown into a keyhole by means of the locksmiths auwesome powers
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the locksmith doest reconize metal mario cause he though he was a key....locksmith ko and the people are free!
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Metal Mario accidentally gains a Mega Mushroom. Goodbye metallic power.
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although he gets a mega mushroom, metal retains his well.....metalness and crushes suffix
metalmario:ha!
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Mario is recycled into a soup can.
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The soup can becomes a Cambell's soup can, which is the highest honor for a soup can.
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Kamek comes and turns Campbell's Soup Can Mario into Bob-Omb Mario.
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He commits sucicide on accident by blowing up.
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The explosion is so large that Mushroom Earth fuse with Mobius Earth.
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Einstein comes and says "Scientifically that can't happen", so it doesn't.
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A twister blows Einstein into the land of Ox. Not Oz, Ox.
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The letter "B" appears and changes the land of Ox into the land of Box.
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The letter B is switched with the letter C, making it the land of Cox.
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Courtney usurps the Queen of Cox and destroys the land, saying the town ain't big enough for the two of them.
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The Land of Cox fuses with the Land of Noodles due to Cox Control from the Cox Emeralds being used by Ionic the Dredgehog.
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Ionic the Dredgehog(whoever that is) is squished by a smiling lizard.
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The makers of SoBe use the lizard to make the labels for it.
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All the bottles of SoBe smash at the same time for no raisen, tearing up the labels in the process.
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Tape puts them together.
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the tape is non-stick.
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The tape is made sticky by... umm... a bear!
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Winter comes, and the bear hibernates.
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A giant can of sweat spray causes the cold weather to dissapear.
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The can gets thrown into the atmosphere and is never seen again.
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But jimmy nuetron sent it bck to earth.
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Jimmy Neutron's gargantuan head is stuffed in a garbage compactor--a gargantuan garbage compactor, by the way.
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The gargantuan garbage compactor breaks down.
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The gargantuan garbage compactor is brought back to life by a 1-up Ztar.
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The garbage compactor is crushed by Mr Staypuft.
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The Ghostbusters cross the streams and melt Mr. Staypuft.
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The Ghostbusters are put out of business by E. Gadd's apprentice.
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E.Gadd's apprentice(his nephew, Eddie Gadd) is pressured by all the fame and popularity.
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Fame and Popularity are thrown out of a window.
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The Leauge of Nintendo Villans are about to reactivate Space Station NOVA, which they plan to use to conquer all worlds.
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League of Nintendo heros come and destroy them.
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The leauge of Nintendo NPCs (Non-playable charcters)comes and crushes the leauge of heros.
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The game system they were playing on gets turned off.
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Captain N gets thrown back into the real world.
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The Real World nixes Captain N in its second season.
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Second Season cancelled by Hillary Clinton
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Bowser eats Hilary Clinton.
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Mario comes back and stomps on Bowser's head, defeating him.
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Wario challanges Mario to a game of Judge.
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Uhh... Mario wins the game of Judge.
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A gigantic Luigi stomps on Mario. Sorry, Mario!
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Luigi gets beaten by Flagman.
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A giant pencil comes and erases Flagman from existence.
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A giant pencil sharpener chews up the giant pencil.
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A giant colored pencil ruins the giant pencil sharpener.
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someone buys a new pencil that works on colored pencils and the shapener sharpens the colored pencil into oblivion
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Caffine cures drowsiness-related confusion.
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Turkey binge gives triptophan (nutrient that causes you to be tired), drowsiness returns.
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But the turkey binge was actually sleep pills so everyone gets a good long nap.
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Another minus sign is added to this double negative.
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then the waves killed everyone and made the confusion disappear
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Kyogre moves the waves somewheres else.
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Then the waves call for help and Kyogre is stormed by masses of other waves
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The wolf from Egg frezzes time, thus stopping the waves.
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but I microwave the frozen water, thus thawing it.
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(Time was frozen in water?!) All manner of conductive materials are inserted into the microwave. Let the fireworks begin. Do not try this at home.
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Firemen stop the explosions from the microwave
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Terrorists with flamethrowers come and catch the firemen on fire.
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Their magic Water-type dalmations use water gun!
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The guy from Manhole puts the dalmatians under a manhole cover.
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The guy from manhole (mr.game and watch) goes to ssbm and gets his tail whooped by roy, who then releases the dalmations.
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Well Ness comes and kicks Roy's butt.
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And Mario lights Ness on fire
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ness is wearing fireproof clothes
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Mario uses his cape and spins Ness around until he pukes
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ness is wearing fire/puke proof clothes and throws mario into the horizon.
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Mario Is rescued by his noble steed Yoshi and they team on him(Yoshi puts Ness in an Egg and Mario Beats the egg senseless).
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But ness was never inside the egg, he teleported to a date with Paula.
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The date gets ruined by a rabid Mr.Saturn.
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But ness had vaccined mr. saturn before the date.
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The doctor put poison in the vaccine so Ness dies.
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A white mage comes and brings Ness back to life.
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but the mage was a bootleg imitation so ness is still dead
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Whoever made the bootleg imitation is thrown in jail.
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but one of the cell walls was amde out of mashed potatoes, so the bootleg escapes by eating it.
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The bootlegger explodes from eating too much.
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but he gets sowed back together by Jennifer Tily
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He becomes hungry again and eats Jennifer Tily
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He gets arrested again and thrown in jail again, and this time the jailer makes sure none of the walls are made of food.
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Jailbird is broken out by Solid Snake. (wtd)
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Solid Snake's fox die injection and his lung cancer (from all the smoking) kills him(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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A nuke comes, and distroyed everything that happened to Solid Snake, and in the process destroyed him and everythign surrounding him.
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Napolean gets the Timemachine to work and everything is back to normal.
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Suddenly, a red daisy grows out of the ground and everything is not normal.
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Suddenly, the kid with ADHD that is imagining this gets bored and walks away to play Doom.
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Doom is knocked off the market by the success of the Wii.
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Wii is made upset by the constant Wii jokes, and runs away crying (??!?!?!?wtd)
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A nice person goes to comfort Wii, and Wii feels better.
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Wii gets kidnapped by sony and they steal all of the stuff that they already haven't(Nooooooooooooo, a $600 Wii with MGS4!)
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Xbox 360 destroys Sony and saves the Wii.
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A Pikachu electrocutes the Xbox 360.
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Bowser eats the Pikachu.
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Bowser falls into a lava pit.
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The lava pit is made of orange juice, so Bowser dosn't die and he attacks Tokyo.
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King Kong comes and tears Bowser in half. (Just saw the movie)
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DK kills King Kong and Krazy glues Bowser back together.
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Mankey Kong throws barrels at the both of them!
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Diddy jumpa on Mankey.
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Adlolesence hits diddy and he gets PO'ed for no reason, so he goes to his room screaming that everyone hates him.
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Dixie gives Diddy a banana to calm him down.
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Diddy gets heartburn
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Diddy takes Rolaids Soft Chews.
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Diddy pukes them up and the heartburn gets worse.
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Yoshi feeds Diddy a Blue Watermaelon to cool him down.
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The watermelon makes Diddy have to pee really bad.
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Long time alcohol abuse lets Diddy retain the water forever.
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Long time alcohol abuse puts diddy in jail.
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Diddy's get out of jail free card has not yet been used, therefore, he uses it.
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The jail free card spontaniously combusts and he stays in jail.
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Donkey bails Diddy out of jail and knocks out G-Dawg for his obsession with making things spontaniously combust.
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I gain consciousness and realize how many times I've said that and kill DK.
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G-Dawg has to be put down for rabid advertising. :(
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I spontaneously combust...just kidding.
Out of nowhere a 1-up mushroom falls in my mouth and I live again.
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the 1-up shroom had a catch, G-Dawg would have to sacrifice his soul!muahahahahahahahahahahaha(and not the one on his feet)!
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Mario destroys the evil 1-up mushroom, which is really called a soul-down mushroom.
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the only way for the chef to destroy the soul-down mushroom was to eat it, and now he lost his soul!muahahahahaha.
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Ummm... Sailor Moon(what the Ditto?) puts The Chef's soul back.
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His soul got the flu while it was out of The Chef which causes him to become mortally ill.
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The chef still had 2 mans left.
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The Chef went to Falling Star Hill to pray to the Star Spirits in hopes that they make his condition better.
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This is hard... Umm... MAGIC CURE-ALL!
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I write REMOVER and the end and I dont know what happens next, but it's bad.
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G-dawg remembers what happens next.
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A taxi hits him, making him forget again.
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an anti-amnesia bus hits him and he remembers again.
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The Chef breaks out The Ancient Book of Yoshi Magic and casts a Hypnosis spell on G-Dawg as revenge for giving him soul flu before.
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Library reminds The Chef that his books is 5 years overdue. Fines: Priceless
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A gigantic MasterCard falls on the library, negating all fines.
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A giant sissors cuts the card down to size.
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Rock beats scissors.
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Paper eats Rock
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nuke kills everyone and destroys everything, including the paper.
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GiftedGirl shouts "What is it with these people and nukes?!?! What is a nuke anyway?!!!" making the nuke sulk into a corner.
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Nuke is cheered up by a clown.
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The clown gets a good spanking because he was very naughty. Bad clown! Bad!
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the clown removes the fake padding he was wearing and resumes cheering up the nuke :P
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The clown gets chased by rabid Mightyenas.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13221673/
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about now everyones thinking:what the heck does this has to do with anything?So they send Luigison to a camp in Oregon, hoping he never comes back.
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A Paratroopa saves Luigison.
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the paratroopa gets a hernia from carying Luigison back to the FF.A hernia so bad the poor paratroopa dies.
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Wing cap mario comes out of nowhere and carries Luigison back to the FFs
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as they arrive back they find a whole buncha Oregon state troopers.Ready to send Luigison back to the camp.And they do
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Wario blows up the camp with a Bob-omb and drive Luigison back to the FF in his Wario Car.
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The police chasing Wario offer him 500 lbs of garlic and 500 gold coins or 5 lives if he stops, so he does.
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Wario notices the garlic is rotten so he beats up the police and takes back Luigison.
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Wario is smashed by a rock that has been partially eaten by a bear.
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Wario lifts the rock up, and throws it at the bear. :D
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Th bear summons a group of little bears to attack the rock.
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the rock summons a group of little rocks to attack the bears.
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Wario eats both rocks and bears
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Stomach flu. *throwing up can be heard*
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Dr. Mario has the cure!
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Wario becomes a doctor and puts Dr. Mario out of buisness.
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Dr. Wario gets arrested for malpractice.
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Wario defeats the policemen with his trusted fart attack.
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The Chef breaks out
The Ancient Book of Yoshi Magic and casts a Sleep spell on Wario.
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then Waluigi steps out of nowhere and sticks a bomb into the chef's mouth,blowing him up.
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Jack Thompson sues Waluigi for existing.
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An obscure video gaming cult makes Thompson "disappear..."
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Thsi video game cult kills themselves with kool-ade.
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The Kool-aid Man appears and says he didn't do it.
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Kids drink Kool-Aid from inside Kool-Aid man and kill him.
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The kids get really fat because they drank too much Kool-Aid.
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Exercise and diet help the kids get back in shape.
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Exercise and Diet are attacked by Laziness and Overeating.
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The "Honey where killing the kids" show comes and destroys the laziness and overeating.
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"Honey where killing the kids" gets canceled for overuse of bad spelling and grammar. And excessive violence.
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"Honey where killing the kids" is picked up by FOX and aired.
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Wario comes to rescue the show from corrupt FOX.
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The FOX fox eats Wario.
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The foxhound tells the fox to spit out wario.
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The Chain Chomp eats the foxhound, fox and Wario all at once.
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the Chain Chomp has indegestion
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Yay! Pepto-Bismol!
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Time passes and the Pepto-Bismol expires.
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New Pepto-Bismol is bought with the exchange of money for goods.
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The money loses it's value because president Bowser took us off the chocolate standard.
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Toadsworth wins a landslide victory in the next elections.Turning things back to normal.
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Toadsworth is hit by a flying Tony Danza.
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The Tony Danza is obliterated by Pagosu, the robot that Tatanga drives around in.
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Pagosu dissappears from existance.
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Fawful and the guy from Zero Wing(the all your bases game) join and attack with their horrible grammar.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fz.about.com%2Ff%2Fwiki%2Fe%2Fen%2Fb%2Fb1%2FAbsol.jpg&hash=7b23d34790f581a2eef846da428cc658) Absol destroys the bad grammer dudes.
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Wart destroys Absol.
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I throw carrots, cucumbers and all sorts of good veggies at Wart.
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wart suddenly turms into a vegitarian,and eats the flying vegies
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Wart is blown up by a giant random air bubble from space!
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Giant random air bubble is chilled and becomes a water blob.
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Sushie Boy kills Gifted girl and prevents from that post ever happening
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My ghost (a Misdreavus) comes and steals your soul. Boogah!
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Pink Lad.(Sushie Boy's sidekick in crime).Beats up your ghost pokeymon and takes back my soul!
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Ghost Pokeymon (?) is killed by PaperLuigi's wrath.
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Paper Luigi never had wrath in the first place, so it's all negated.
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The Ghost Pokémon remains dead because of the difference between Paper Luigi and PaperLuigi. (They're not the same person.)
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Paper Luigi and PaperLuigi get fused together thanks to one of E.Gadd's machines.
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profesor E. Gadd falls into the machine and gets fused with PaperLuigi and Paper Luigi.And so prof. E. Palui is born!
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E. Pauli goes insane from being three people.
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E. Palui beats up MaxVance for spelling his name wrong.
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MaxVance fuses with E.Palui.
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Putting the batteries in backwards in that merging machine thinger take all 4 people apart.
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Duracell sues.
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PaperLuigi smashes Duracell with a hammer.
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Enregizer smashes PL with a mace.
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The energiser bunny is electrocuted so he doesn't keep going and going and going and going and going...
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PaperLuigi comes back from the dead and fixes the energizer bunny!
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The energizer bunny is evil and destroys all the other battery companies.
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The batteries leak fluid, causing the Energizer Bunny to melt :\
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sushie Boy changes the bunnys bateries
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The batteries are Duracell, so the bunny breaks.
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The new Duracell Boa Constrictor becomes the next TV craze.
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the Duracel Boa Constrictor chokes on a large rodent and dies.
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The large rodent is elected new mascot of Duracell.
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the duracel large rodent chokes on a piece of celery,and dies.
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All celery in the world is destroyed.
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The Duracell Large Rodentgets eaten by a cat
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How does that trump celery being destroyed???
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The "Honey where killing the kids" show comes and destroys the laziness and overeating.
OOC: There's a nutrition show called 'Honey, We're Killing the kids' in Australia, not sure if it's in America.
On-topic: Both the cat and celery are beaten by a hawk.
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the cat tears up the hawks insides and escapes.
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Mahna mahna beats up the cat(poor kitty).
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Collin attempts to sing "mahna mahna" so badly that the entire globe forces themselves to forget about whatever that was.
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http://www.lialidownload.com/ (http://www.lialidownload.com/)
^ That website causes the entire globe to turn insane.
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People chose not to go to that website, so the insanity is negated.
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People are crushed by a partially eaten... water treatment plant. (whatever happened to the "no advertising other sites" rule?)
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the water plant gets over watered and dies.So people never get crushed.
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Water shortage.
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the ice caps melt, creating more water..
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Global warming is just a rumor, so the ice caps don't melt.
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Bowser melts the ice caps. (http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/games/mim-nes#overview)
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Bowser has a heart attack before he melts the ice caps.
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Taking Bayer regularly helps save Bowser from a heart attack!
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the talking Bayer suddenly turns into a pizza, which bowser eats and dies of high cholestereol.
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he returns to life as giga bowser and kills everyone...but me
if u want to find me on runescape.com (http://runescape.com) its linkloz01 and/or royfe02
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Reincarnation. XP
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Giga Bowser kills everyone (again).
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The Mario Bros. use thier jumping powers to kill Giga bowser for the last time.
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The Mario Bros are defeated by Gonzo somehow. (Hey, you should know me by now!)
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The Master Hand destroys the Muppet universe, forcing Gonzo to side with Mario.
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the Mario Bros. and gonzo beat SSBM, and turn the master hand into a trophy.
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Crazy Hand kills Mario, Luigi, and Gonzo.
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the Mario bros. and Gonzo still have 2 lives, so they defeat Crazy Hand.
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Master Hand destroys the Mario Universe, forcing Mario Luigi and Gonzo to relocate to another Universe.
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The new universe happens to be one in which Master Hand or Crazy Hand(?) cannot exist, so they die.
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But Mario, Luigi and Gonzo are still stuck in that Hand-proof universe.
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They are all defeated by the combined forces of Rock, Scissors AND Paper.
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then suddenly, Stone, Cutter AND Machae defeat the combined forces of Rock, Scissors AND Paper.
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Captain N kills them with his trusty Wiimote/Lightsaber and then continues his journey to restore the destroyed universes.
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Captain N(?) is hit on the head with a laptop.
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The Laptop is really a Mailbox SP sent to help Captain N.
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the mailbow SP explodes on impact with Captain N's head. leaving him scarred for life :(
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CN's head is restored by a 1up Mushroom.
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the 1-up mushroom was actually a poison mushroom, so Captain N dies.
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Another 1-up Mushroom is used on Captain N.
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Wario appears and tries to mug Captain N.
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The 1-up mushroom is really... aw, crap! That was used already!
The 1-up mushroom bursts into flames inside Captain N's belly.
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FLUDD douses the flames on Captian N.
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Wrio sits on Captain N, killing him and FLUDD.
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An Anti-Faerie kills Wario and a Faerie revives Captain N.
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Wrio sits on Captain N again.
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Wrio is bowled over by a swift, 10-inch tall dish.
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Wrio is dropped by Suffix, therefore splatering into a million pieces.
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The W in Wrio turns upside down and he becomes Mrio.
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Mrio loses an eye in a cement factory. (C'mon, people, Wrio & Mrio are not defeating the other things! Other things are defeating Wrio & Mrio!)
EDIT: V -- AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH
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Mro gets hurt while looking for his missing i.
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Nurse Joy heals Mro and gives him back his i. (This is getting silly. XD)
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Mro accidently pokes his I out.
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Umm....... A Gonzo plushie is flung onto Mro and his i, killing them both.
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Master Hand destroys the universe where Mrio lives killing Lugi, Wrio, Pech, Tod, Yshi, Dnky Kng, Bowsr and all the other missing-letter counterparts of the Mario characters.
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Proffesor E. Ga builds robots resembling Mrio and Lugi, to kill the Master Hand.
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This is for you, Suffix. PEG's robots are nuked, along with everything else in the universe.
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A new universe is built out of straw. XD
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The people from the Fire Universe invade the Straw Universe and proceed to burn it.
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The mssing ltter uiverse invades the fire universe.
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the fire universe burns up the mssing ltter uiverse to a crisp.
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Rice crispies emerge from the ashes, and began snapping, crackling, and popping.
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Some people eat the rice crispies for breakfast.
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The rice crispies start to snap, crackle, and pop inside peoples stomachs. tearing thier insides.
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Their stomachs heal over time.
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Their stomachs get blowed up by the Holy Hand Grenade.
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All of the Holy Hand Gernades are stolen by a guy named Guy.
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but guy accidently trips and makes the Holy Hand grenades explode, in his face!
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The Holy Hand Grenades didn't explode since they weren't used properly.
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"
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The knight allows his squire to correct his counting ("Three, sah!" "THREE!"), allowing the knight to lob his grenade, causing Guy to snuff it.
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A superpowered parabolic sound gun causes the knight's armor to reverberate loudly, so loudly, in fact, that the neighboring kingdoms can clearly hear someone singing "na Na! Nanana-na na, na, na na-Katamari Damacy!"
Thus, the sound gun instantly causes the knight to have a stroke.
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The sound gun is eaten by Gendo Ikari.
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doctors remove the sound gun from Gendo Kari's stomach.
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The doctors get sued for malpractice.
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A giant goomba vomits acid onto the disgusted laywer.
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the Gaint goomba is arrested.
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A cute bunny gives the cops the plauge.
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The plauge (?) kills the cute bunny.
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The bunny's 600,000 relatives avenge his death.
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(How can I do this without hurting the bunnies???) The bunnies happen to be robots and are attracted to Dr Bunsen Honeydew's magnetic carrots, therefore making them unable to avenge anything.
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The bunnnies turn Bunsen into a robat because they have the power to roboticize by touch.
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The bunnies are eaten by Sahaquiel.
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You already used that!!! any way, the bunnies are soon digested, and then blah blah blah.
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They cannot be digested properly becausethey are robotic, and roboticise the gut that ate them from the inside out.
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The bunnies start a prosperous civilization in Sahaquiel's large intestine.
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The civilisation is destroyed by... rock.
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Flaming paper covers the rock and melts it.
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The molten rock drips down and melts sahaquiel...
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The bunnies escape and roboticise everything in site.
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Doctor Robotnik roboticizes the bunnies and laughs.
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Dr. Robotnik suffers a fatal heart attack after a session of sustained manical laughter.
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Reincarnation... aw, crap, that's been used!
A magic watch brings Dr Robotnik back to life so he can change his name.
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The bunnies were already robots who have the power to robotisice by touch, so they turn on Eggman and make him into a robot.
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The bunnies explode. No reason given.
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It was the self-destruct mechanism, so they form back together.
-
The bunnies get electrocuted and blow up again, never to form back together.
-
Suddenly the electricity goes out.
-
Plasma Kirby recharges everything.
-
Plasma Kirby eventually gets tired from having to run around all the time.
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Kirby gets a Maxim Tomato to rejuvinate himself.
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The Maxim tomato was rotten, so Plasma Kirby gets sick.
-
Dr. Mario cures him.
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Dr. Mario is destroyed forever because he was just a lame clone of Mario in SSBM.
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Luigi becomes Dr. Luigi in Dr. Mario's place.
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the ghost of Dr. Mario kills Dr. Luigi.
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The real Luigi sucks the ghost of Dr. Mario up in the Poltergust 3000.
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The Poltergust 3000 explodes suddenly.
-
Prof. E. Gadd brings out the improved Poltergust 6000.
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the Poltergust 6000 also blows up.
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Two words: Poltergust 12000.
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the Poltergust 1200 is so powerful that it sucks up the whole galaxy and blows up.
-
The Poltergust 1200 never existed in the first place.
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The Poltergust 12000 sucks up everything that bears a resemblance to a ghost.
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But it never existed.
-
But it did, The P1200 was the one that never existed.
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Existence of vacuum cleaners is proved wrong by Einstein.
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Einstein dies from old age.
-
Einstein is revived.
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...but dies again a few years later, due to a bizarre accident that involves a toaster.
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Moments before the potential toaster accident, a time machine materializes and Einstein steps out, prevents the toaster accident, steps back into the time machine, and disappears. Thus the accident is prevented and Einstein lives on to invent a time machine.
-
Moments before the prevention of the accident, Einstein's time machine is taken over by Shroobs. :O
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the Shroobs are destroyed by the toaster accident.
-
The toaster gets unplugged.
-
The toaster comes to life and eats the shroobs.
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If there's something toasty in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Toastbusters!
If there's something burnt and it don't smell good
Who you gonna call?
Toastbusters!
If you're smelling toast running through your head
Who you gonna call?
Toastbusters!
An invisible man trying to feed you bread
Who you gonna call?
Toastbusters!
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Toastbusters have one breakthrough mission and then go bankrupt from lack of demand.
-
Toastbusters are called back into action because of massive amounts of butter are seeping throughout New York City.
-
Atkins diet tells us that butter is not to be feared.
-
A big block of butter eats the guy who created the Atkins diet. Take that!
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Dr. Atkins (yes, that's his name) was already dead.
-
The block of butter eats itself out of starvation.
-
The Hunger Site (http://www.thehungersite.com) rids the world of starvation.
-
Marty McFly and the Doc appear with their time machine with another block of butter.
-
The butter falls off a cliff.
-
Cliff ends life in a landslide.
-
What does that have to do with anthing?
-
It defeats the cliff, apparently.
Landslide is stopped by Glad ForceFlex trash bags. "To hold things that can make a mess."
-
A fire melts the trash bags.
-
A giant enchilada casserole eats the fire. *chomp*
-
A leaking Sharpie makes the giant enchilada casserole disgusting. Poor casserole, nobody will even look at it.
-
My mom makes a better enchilada casserole.
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i put the casserole pot over your head.
-
A large rock smashes the pot.
-
paper covers the rock.
-
The rock's brother gets revenge on Paper by showing a photo of Paper dressed up as a bit of Cardboard. =O
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Scissors cut up the picture.
-
A Geodude crushes the scissors.
-
Geodude gets captured in a pokeball.
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The trainer releases Geodude.
-
The trainer gets tleported to the alternate universe where Pokemon catch Trainers.
-
the trianer makes a dimmensional rift and goes back to his own universe.
-
the dimmensional rift opens over an active volcano, causing the trainer to fall into it and burn to his firey grave
-
(lol) the trainer can walk on lava.
-
The Lava turns into Quicksand
-
The quicksand turns into a relaxing bath.
-
The Kraken swallows up Trainer.
-
What in the world is a Kraken???
-
(It's a mythological creature.)
The Krken turns out to be a Gyarados, who the trainer catches from the inside-out.
-
This caused the Gyarados to be mixed up and devolve into Magikarp. (piece of crap...)
-
Magicarp is deafeted by pikachu!
-
Pikachu is caught by a young Pokemon trainer, who is named Mattie Muster, and is nicknamed Kiari.
-
Mattle muster accidently captures herself. Free's pikachu, and trainer dies.
-
(NOOOOO! NOT MY OT!)
Reincarnation. XP
-
Mattle muster is replaced by Matte muster!
-
Matte turns into a Smeargle named Picasso. Or O'Keefe, if it's a girl.
-
Picasso gets questioned about what is a Smeagle and is sent to jail.
-
Picasso the Smeargle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smeargle) gets broken out of jail by a Solrock. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solrock)
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solrock gets spotted by guards, and gets beat up.
-
Solrock is a rock, therefore the guards beating on him do little or no damage.
-
Mario smashes Solrock with his hammer.
-
The hammer breaks.
-
Lunatone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunatone) fixes the hammer so the smashing of Solrock can continue.
-
Mario flushes the hammer down the toilet.
-
The toilet gets clogged.
-
A duck comes along and unclogs the toilet.
-
A giant rool of ductape smashes the duck.
-
A roll of duct tape tapes down the "rool" of "ductape".
-
Finally at last, Goo-Gone renders the duct tape useless by ridding it of all adhesiveness.
-
Goo-Come gets the Goo-Gone stuck undet a big blob of goo.
-
The Bigg Stik, being goo-resistant, bats the goo away.
-
Some guy breaks the Bigg Stik with his knee.
-
Bigg stik get glued back together.
-
The glue eats itself. o_O
-
The glue eating itself causes reality to fall apart and Mario get knucked out and wake up as a blue hedgehog.
-
The blue hedgehog is killed by a replacement Mario.
-
Mario suddenly explodes.
-
Mrio replaces the replacememt Mario.
-
Lugi takes Mrio back to The Missing Letter Universe.
-
Lugi sounds like Loogey. Having heard that insulting statement, Lugi crys and blows up.
-
Lugi is put back together by Pech and Tod.
-
I said "The Missing Letter Universe doesn't exist", causing it to disappear.
-
Sushieboy slaps Fox's back of head for saying that, making the missing letter universe re-appeare.
-
Hungry Man serves up a Sushieboy, with wild rice.
-
/me feeds a Swanson Hungry-Man pre-packaged meal to Hungry Man, causing him to talk away totally satisfied.
-
hungry man eats Bobman because he hadn't eaten in 4 minutes.
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:(
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:) kills :(.
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:) gets duct tape put over its mouth, making it :X.
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No, it makes it this: ://.
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Oh, yeah. Carry on.
-
SushieBoy try's to carry on, but the huge lift falls on GG's toes, making her say a few, impolite words.
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The impolite words are only words like "crap", "dangit", "OW MY FOOT MY GOOD FOOT" and "shoot", so it's not counted as cussing.
(I never cuss. I did, however, almost say the f-word because a TV show was saying the f-word a lot and I tried to say "Such foul mouths!" but what came out was "Such fuh... :O")
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The precise inverse of the word "not" is stated at the exact time and exact amplitude for which GiftedGirl uttered it, thereby making such things as "ow my foot my good foot" and "shoot" counted as cussing.
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Sapphira kicks GiftedGirl and Suffix for having said those words.
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GiftedGirl puts the world back together, making non-serious words back into non-serious words.
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Suffix and Pt_peach fight back, slapping and punching saphh.
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Sapphira bans Suffix and pt_peach.
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Deezer realizes that Suffix and pt_peach were acting in self-defense, and he overrides their bans.
-
Deezer is overpowered by Dezzer.
-
The Deezer that overpowered Deezer is overpowered by uh, um....... Mario?
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But Deezer didn't overpower himself, it was Dezzer!!
So then, Mario gets sucked into a dimensional rift, making him not exist anymore so that nobody knows who Deezer is.
-
so instead, Deezer is a lonely bottle-cap collecting dork. (no offence)
-
An NES falls out of a window, strikes Deezer on the head, and gives him a new life.
-
That life is to be a great Flash artist.
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Deezer goes broke because nobody watches his Flash videos.
-
then someone does watch his videos.
-
That person dies from the poor quality of the video.
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Education creates quality.
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Quality is destroyed by laziness.
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Work forces the lazy person to stop being so lazy.
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The Matlock marathon begins, the person stops working.
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The marathon ends several hours later.
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The (what ever TV show this person likes best) marathon then begins.
-
The TV is eaten by godzilla.
-
The television gives Godzilla indigestion, so he barfs it up.
-
Godzilla takes some Pepto bismol.
-
The Pepto-Bismol rappers completely kill Pepto-Bismol. The Pepto-Bismol song is not meant to be rapped! T_T
-
Pepto Bismol's spirit haunts the rappers.
-
The rappers fight back.
-
The spirit of Pepto-Bismol used Shadow Ball on the rappers, causing them to faint! PBSpirit gains 500 EXP per rapper!
-
The rappers are revied with a Life shroom! They attack the Pepto bismol!
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Low shelf life defeats life shroom.
-
The Spirit of Pepto-Bismol ends low shelf life.
(Life Shrooms only work on Mario. Check the Mariopedia. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/mariopedia/l.shtml#Life_Shroom))
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The Ghostbusters trap the Spirit of Pepto-Bismol.
(Life Shrooms work on your partners in The Thousand Year Door. A Life Shroom saved Vivian on my game once!)
-
Yeah, but not in PM. (partners don't have HP)
-
Uh, you're supposed to try and beat the Ghostbusters? Remember?
-
Ghostbusters crushed to death by a giant string puppet. (It was the first thing that came to mind.)
-
Strings on string puppet get cut.
-
The puppet falls on the Ghostbusters, crushing them again.
-
Ghostbusters use thier mighty strength to lift the large puppet and fling it away.
-
Their mighty strength is taken away by Gonzo(who else?).
-
Gonzo is roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. (beat that)
-
chuck get's body blowed by Bruce Lee.
-
Bruce Lee is hit in the head by a flying potato, and runs away for some odd reason.
-
The potato is eaten by... my mom!
-
a cheff feeds your mom 999 pancakes and throws up
-
a cheff feeds your mom 999 pancakes and throws up
Why does the chef throw up?
Your mom gets food poisoning.
-
Dr. Mario cures GG's mother.
-
Dr. Mario has his head smashed in by Dr. Teeth's keyboard.
-
The doc's hard noggin' breaks through the board!
-
Then Dr. Teeth whacks his keyboard against a part of Dr. Mario where the sun don't shine. :O
-
the board still broke! O_o
-
Erector sets can fix some stuff, I think.
-
Nuke blows up the erector set.
-
Time machine reverses the nuke.
(What are nukes? Nuclear bombs?)
-
Koopaslaya! How many times do we... I mean, I have to tell you? No nukes allowed!
*grumble* Due to the passage of time, the time machine reappears inside a brick wall.
-
The brick wall is broken with a toothbrush.
-
The brick wall defeats all, okay? Toothbrush = dead.
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Toothbrush gets oh crap it didn't work..
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Hahaha... Think again, GiftedGirl! A brick wall can easily be subdued by the the TM BRICK BREAK.
-
The brick wall is a Ghost-type. Fighting-type attacks can't hurt Ghost-types, remember?
-
Considering the brick wall is not a pokemon, the TM BRICK BREAK destroys the brick wall.
-
The Brick Wall is brough back to life by BrickWiz.
-
BrickBuddy sues BrickWiz for patent infringement.
-
Both of them declare bankrupcy for some reason and their properties are transformed into... Starbucks.
-
CoffieWiz destroys the Starbucks for invading his territory.
-
Hey, I like Starbucks!
-
CoffieWiz is crushed by a Bigg Wait(big weight).
-
Biggs takes down the Bigg Wait with a tow cable.
-
The Bigg Sizzers cuts the tow cable.
-
Bgg Sizzers is melted by a blowtorch-wielding Jamie Oliver.
-
Jamie Oliver is beaten by an elite squad of black belt pineapples wielding baseball bats. =O
-
The pineapples are no match for Miss Piggy(who has a platinum belt) and her Mind Mist!
-
A random person pops out of nowhere and pushes Miss Piggy off of a cliff.
-
The random person dies randomly.
-
Randomness causes space and time to crash into each other, thus causing space and time to get mad at each other and start a fight.
-
These books aren't random. Randomness fades into subatomic misery.
-
The misery get phyciatric help and turns to hapiness.
-
A very old man plays a very sad song, and the happiness is gone.
-
Then the VOM starts playing a Very Happy Song and the happiness is back!
-
The strikethrough tag kills the
VOM.
-
Quite simply, <HTML> pwns that silly BBCode. Ah, the good ol' days of glitchiness and almost complete control.
-
<HMTL> replaces <HTML>.
-
There is no such thing as <HMTL>, so reality is destroyed.
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Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 4444 times)
It is an honor and privelege to have been the 4444th read. With my newfound powers, I... Invent... H. M. T. L.
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Gonzo the Great shoots HMTL out of a cannon, destroying it.
-
Gonzo the Great dies in a nasty smelting accident.
-
GG, you shot down your own idea?!
I'm so angry, I smelt the smelt with even stronger smelts.
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Old people fry the smelt and eat it for some weird reason. Seriously, smelt isn't that good.
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Yes, DeadAwake, I (literally) shot down my own idea.
Old people die of food poisoning. Or maybe old age, I dunno.
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Dead people get resurrected as zombies
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The zombies are revealed to be... Red Herring!
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Pennington concludes that the Red Herring is in fact, a fake! (just what does that make it, though?)
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The real Luigi comes up to Pennington and smacks him for confusing Mario for himself.
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Kamek turns luigi into a pirahna plant.
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Kamek blown to pieces by Mario's nuclear fireball.
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Mario undergoes spontaneous human combustion.
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Luigi cries so hard for his brother that it puts out the fire and Mario is saved.
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Mario trips on his mustache, and falls in a volcanic pit.
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Wario throws a partially eaten rock into the volcano and saves Mario.
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Boulder! The legend must be preserved!
...Anyway. Partially eaten boulders are vulnerable to poor memory.
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PaperLuigi's poor memory is fixed when Suffix reminds him of the partially eaten boulder.
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Boulder gets blown to pieces by slack-jawed yokel.
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The pieces fall on the yokel, crushing him.
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The pieces are blown away by a very, very, very, very, very, very strong wind.
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The strong wind is sucked up by Flurrie.
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Flurrie dies of sadness when Mario is killed in a freak blender accident.
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The freak blender, being a very mean-spirited blender, explodes from laughter.
(That blender is so mean)
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Buffalo eats explosion.
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Buffalo suddenly explodes.
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:)
Explosion finally dies when it gets done exploding.
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Chemist adds oxygen to revive the explosion.
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Explosion eaten by black hole.
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Black Hole is destroyed by a white hole
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White Hole is dyed purple.
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Purple hole is taken away by the fashion police.
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Purple Hole pays his fine.
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Purple Hole runs out of money.
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Green hole gives him some money.
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The money is really counterfeit.
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Counterfeit money is laundered by the Italian Mafia.
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The Italian Mafia is bested by the Russian Mafia.
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German Mafia (?) activates nuke that blows away all Mafia's, including the German Mafia.
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*sigh* And I thought Koopaslaya was the only one willing to use nuclear weapons. No offense to Koopaslaya, but that's low.
Cold fusion (being the miracle that it is) reverses the effects of a nuclear warhead.
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Cold Fusion is... uh, burninated by Trogdor.
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Trogdor is blown away by a giant cannonball.
(Sorry about the nuke, but it was the only thing I could think of to get rid of the mafia at the time. I could have said police though.....)
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Giant cannonball is blown away by Bombette.
(I think the mafia have connections in the police force. I could be wrong.)
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Bombette gets sallowed by Kirby.
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Kirby gets diahreah, and poops bombette into a box of flesh eating nerds! *ponders on the word "poop"*
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Flesh eating nerds starve as bombette has no flesh.
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The Flesh Eating Nerds turn into the bombette eating nerds.
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Bombette explodes the Nerds.
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She makes herself explode too.
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X_X. Explosion goes away forever.............to the Bahamas for a vacation!
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The Bahamas are sunk into the depths of the ocean.
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The ocean dries up.
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Oil of Olay saves the day!
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Milk of Magnesia washes away Oil of Olay.
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Oprah pours Milk of Magnesia down the toilet.
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Oprah loses her voice after talking too much.
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She finds it again after taking a walk in the park.
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A generic brand disinfecting wipe causes Oprah to erupt like a balloon in the exosphere.
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The wipe spontaneously combusts, then freezes over.
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A man in a welding mask defrosts it with his blowtorch.
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A toilet randomly appears next to the man, then a potato is flushed down the toilet. The toilet overflows, and the man drowns.
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Scuba gear keeps the man from drowning.
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Forrest bear eats scuba gear.
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The forest catches up with the bear and locks it up.
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The lock (or whatever the bear's locked up in) implodes.
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Due to a rip in the space-time continuum, the cage reforms into a much bigger one.
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Eggman take the cage and turns it into scrap metal for his robots.
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Eggman is deafeted by Sonic!
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Sonic is defeated by Shadow!
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Shadow is defeated by legions of fans (not fanboys) who are sick of him!
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Fans boys are crushed by a human mountain weighing 1,000 KG.
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Human mountain disintergrates into nothingness.
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Rock
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Paper
... that is scissors-proof.
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Shredder. (need I explain?)
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April (beats up Shredder, girl power, everyone!)
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XD XD XD
May defeats April.
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Bee stings May.
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The bee is eaten by a grizzly bear.
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The grizzly bear is actually Winnie the Pooh, so he spits the bee out.
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Lawyer represents bee in the case of Bee v. W. T. Pooh
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W.T.P counters the lawyers efforts with his own lawyer: Rabbit!
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Rabbit calls Tigger as a witness, mistrial inevitable.
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Tigger can't remember anything besides how high he bounced that day.
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Piglet (who is a member of the jury who can't keep his mouth shut) helps Tigger remember that he actually was at the scene of the crime.
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The Honorable Judge Owl murders Piglet.
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Owl is put on trail for murder.
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Pooh gets a lawyers degree to defend Owl even though Owl killed his best friend. (what a guy.)
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Pooh wins the case for Owl.
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After seeing how much Pooh charges his clients, Owl murders Pooh.
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A Boo representing the now-dead Pooh floats Owl to a cliff and drops him off.
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Tigger represents all three in the Boo v. Owl v. Pooh case.
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The case is declared in favor of Strong Bad after he bribed the judge.
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Paper covers Strong Bad
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The Paper saves Strong Bad from Paper.
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Strong Bad (???) eats the paper.
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SushieBoy is once again redirected to www.homestarrunner.com
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Homestar Runner site/link is destroyed by a virus.
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Virus is eaten by a white blood cell. XD
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Ozzy and Drix (???) Stumble into the scene and destroy the cell.
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Ozzy and Drix digested by stomach acid.
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Acid is neutralised by NaOH solution.
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Stronger acid eats NaOH stuff.
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*coughwheeze* "Stuff?!" It's a base!
Stronger acid is so corrosive that it vaporizes itself on contact.
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Itself is eaten by Son of Itself
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Who is devoured by Burt the Bashful.
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Who is popped by Yoshi.
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Yoshi is crushed by a 100 ton metal cylinder.
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Mr Incredible lifts the cylinder off of Yoshi, saving him.
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Mr. Incredible is blown away by a cannonball..........that was the friend of the 100 ton cylinder!
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The cannonball is then eaten by a giant Chain Chomp.
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The Chain Chomp is mistaken for a planet by Unicron and is eaten by him.
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Lightning McQueen challenges Unicron(?) to a race and royally beats him.
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Lightning McQueen gets it's engine taken out, and donated to goodwill.
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(Lightning McQueen's not an it, he's a he!)
Mater, being the secretly clever little genius he is, gets McQueen's engine back from Goodwill and puts it back where it belongs. ^_^
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Moisture finally finishes its dirty work, reducing Mater to a pile of iron oxide.
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Moisture evaporates into the sky!
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The sky is destroyed by Chuck Norris.
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The sky falls on Chuck.
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Rayquaza falls on the sky.
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A Chainsaw cuts up Rayquaza into little pieces, and then eats them.
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Groudon stomps on the chainsaw and smashes it to tiny bits, then eats the bits.
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Groudon falls in a fissure of his own making.
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Planet explodes destroying fissure (and everything else).
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Venus and Mars reproduce to make a new Earth.
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The new Earth collides with Venus and Mars, they all merge together to form a new planet, Marvenearth! :D
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Marvenearth is immediately dominated by a group ruled under one Marvin Urth.
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Oh, this is too easy.
Super GiftedGirl defeats Marvin Urth and saves the day! :D
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Super GG dies due to Polonium-210 exposure.
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Polonium-210 is eaten by a black hole named Blacky.
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Blacky is censored by the NAACP.
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NAACP fall down a gaping plothole.
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Plothole (or pothole, if GG spelled it wrong) is covered up by a wooden board.
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Wooden board is chopped by Ching Chong Sensei.
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Ching Chong Sensei's butt is kicked by ninja teddy bears. XD
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Ninja Teddy Bears ripped apart by Vick the Vice.
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Vick the Vice is arrested by Fox Mulder.
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Plothole(again! XD).
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Editor fires the writer who left a plothole in this story.
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Editor rehires worker!
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A falling Ferrari crushes both the writer and the editor.
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A falling semi tractor trailer (which is actually Optimus Prime) fall on the ferrari.
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Neptune(the planet) falls on Optimus Prime.
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Vick Da Vice serves his jail time and steps on Neptune, claiming it for himself.
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Vick Da Vice gets a swift kick in the head.
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Swift kick to the head is countered with a sledge hammer from Vick's pal, Urnie the Urn.
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Urnie the Urn is kidnapped by Jarvis from Luigi's Mansion.
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REGICE used ICE BEAM on JARVIS! JARFIS fainted! REGICE gained 374 EXP!
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Regice (whatever that is) is K.O'd by.........Mario.
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Mario is beaten by himself, since nobody else can bring him down.
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Exept, he touches himself and implodes!
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The implosion caused another Mario to be made. Don't ask me how, it just did.
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The other Mario is quickly killed off by a nice swish n' slash from Link's sword.
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Since Mario can't be brought down, Link's sword breaks!
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Link goes to the "Hyrule Sword Repair" shop and gets it fixed for a 1/2 price of $ 19.99!
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Unfortunately, the Hyrule Repair Shop doesn't take USD, and Link is forced to put it on his tab.
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A robber takes away his cash!
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Link didn't have any cash in the first place, so the robber is left empty-handed.
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As soon as Link gets some cash, the robber takes it.
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The robber is robbed by Wario.
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Wario is robbed by... *mind is blank* ...another robber.
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Everyone dies in the world, Earth explodes, and no one could make anymore replys.
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PaperLuigi said, "Thanks for ruining the game," and everything restarted.
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Rock beats Scissors.
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Someone pours tea on the rock and it melts. Don't ask me why, I'm not a major in chemistry.
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Bill Nye and Beakman team up and teach GiftedGirl the Wonderful Ways of Science!!, ending her ignorance and undoing the bogus chemical reaction.
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Bill Nye falls into a pit full of Muppeteers.
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The Muppeteers are fired due to the innovation of CGI in place of puppets.
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4D graphics are invented and replace the old-fashioned CGI stuff.
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As characters age with each viewing, the original generation of characters in 4D movies die, and the advantages of 3D are once again apparent.
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All of the 3D coding becomes obsolete, due to the fourth dimension. The obsolete technology is used to pave roads (owned by steamroller).
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Then, suddenly, Hammy drinks caffine and stops all 4-D technoligy and time so Lex Luthor can take over the world! Mwuhahahahaaaaa!!!
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Lex Luthor is stopped by Superman and everything is safe.
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George Bush force-feeds Superman an apple made out of Kryptonite.
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The Democrats and Liberals get mad at George Bush.
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Liberals are finally thrown in the cellar for complaining WAY too much.
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Cellar comes to life and jumps off a cliff.
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Time was still stoped when they jumped off cliff.
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The cellar implodes, destroying the Liberals (yessssss)
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The liberals are brought back to life by a liberal 1-up Mushroom.
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The Liberal 1-Up shroom is eatin by a republican, neutralizing it.
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The resulting neutralization reaction transforms the republican into salt and water.
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Salt and water merge to create... another ocean. Or at least another Great Salt Lake.
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Salt and the other ocean are blown away by Gail Winds (think that's how you spell it.....)
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Gail Winds gets blown away by....an atomic bomb.
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The Men in Black reverse the atomic bomb somehow. They have ways, believe me. >>;
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The Men in Black are completely unprepared for the onslaught of the Bacterion fleet, and are completely obliterated, along with the rest of Earth.
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Thus Mars is made the new Earth.
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The citizens of Mars are discriminated against by the Earth government (Earth temporarily phased out of existence at the exact moment that the Bacterions attacked).
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The citizens of Mars form an uprising against the Earth bigwigs.
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The Earth bigwigs destroy the citizens of Mars, who are each the size of an ant.
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Remaining bits of ant-sized humans survive and attack the Earth bigwigs in a NetHack-type environment that the Earthlings are totally unprepared for.
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Ant-sized humans drown trying to cross the english channel.
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* WarpRattler changes to the Japanese Channel
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The Japanese Channel only has crap shows, so the watcher changes channels again.
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Remote runs out of batteries. TV viewer subsequently commits suicide.
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Suicide attempt failed.
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The power of reading comprehension reveals that "commits suicide" contradicts failure.
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An illiterate person walks along, and stops the power.
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Hasselhoff, Schwarzeneggar, and Mary Poppins unite to form the Grammar & Spelling Triangle of Legend--blasting the illiterate person with beams upon beams of newfound language POWER.
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Schwarzeneggar breaks his other leg in a tragic uphill skiing accident, breaking the language power.
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Just as his leg starts to snap, the entirety of Schwarzeneggar's skin peels away and reveals a liquid metal frame that lies beneath. He rampages through the ski lodge and nearby "kiddie slope" at a leisurely and suspense-inducing pace.
Language Power RESTORED.
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* WarpRattler presses the "switch to Spanish" button, breaking the language power, because the Language Trinity doesn't know Spanish
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A Spanish version of the Language Trinity is started, consisting of Ms Anderson(my Spanish teacher), Pepe the King Prawn and Tommy Lee Jones(yes, he speaks Spanish).
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Mexico, Spain, and any other area of Spanish, get Iniallated off face of the planet by World War III, and thus, Spanish ceices to exsist!
Very long, I know.
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World War III is ended by the Justice League.
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Justice League Unlimited series finale, while being awesome, has been shown, and has ended a great series.
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Justice League are attacked and destroyed by the Marvel super heros.
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Marvel is beaten by Capcom.
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Capcom keeps making crappy Mega Man Battle Network games.
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MMBN games get outsold by Mega Man Anniversary Collection.
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Mega Man Anniversary Collection is eroded by pool maintenance chemicals.
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Mushroom_Boy drinks the contents of the pool, including the chemicals.
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Mushroom_Boy trips over a boulder and gets a game over.
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The player presses start to continue.
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The controller breaks, and player throws it out the window.
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Windows Vista replaces the old window.
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The controller, freezes in midair, forms back together, and smashes into the window.
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Shards of glass destroy the controller and cut its wires.
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Electrical tape fixes the wires.
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RATS eat the electrical tape. It's quite possible, if I remember correctly.
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Cats eat rats.
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Cats get killed by Eric Cartman.
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Eric Cartman is removed when South Park gets canceled by the Comedy Central execs.
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Cancellation is.........cancelled when Adult Swim takes in South Park.
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Adult Swim is dropped when Cartoon Network does another revamp.
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Cartoon Network gets hit in the head with Boomerang.
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Scissors: cut boomerang in half
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Rock smashes scissors (whoa, flashback).
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HULK SMASH ROCK
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HULK CALM DOWN.
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HULK GAMECUBE GET SMASH'D. HULK GET MAD AGAIN.
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HULK GAMECUBE GET REPLACED.
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The Thing challenges the Hulk to a round of Melee.
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The battle was cancelled by cup holder.
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Cup holder gets thrown out of a 20-story building. Residents of Celadon City rejoice. The End?
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Cup holder gets caught by Cup holder.....holder thing.
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Cup holder holder gets destroyed by Venom (the spiderman badguy).
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Woody from Toy Story beats up Venom.
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Woody is beaten up by.......dun, dun dun! Buzz Lightyear!
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Buzz Lightyear gets a crappy cartoon series.
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The crappy cartoon is pulled in favor of more Jetix crap.
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Jetix crap is overcome by the Tick.
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The Tick is squashed by Earthworm Jim.
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Earthworm Jim is eaten by Birdman.
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Birdman becomes a lawyer.
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Birdman the Lawyer is devoured by Catwoman the Doctor.
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Catwoman the Doctor is arrested for malpractice.
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Catwoman the Doctor is arrested for meowpractice.
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Catwoman is busted out of jail by the Thundercats.
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Thundercats are beaten up by the National Institute of Mental Health when they are all confirmed to be crazy.
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Indev puts the entire National Institute of Metal Health in Stasis and proceeds to loot their footlockers.
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Some random fat guy beats up Indev and saves the National Institute of Mental Health by returning their footlockers.
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The random fat guy is actually a fat Shy Guy, and gets eaten by Yoshi, who proceeds to throw the resulting egg through the window of the National Institute of Mental Health, turning everybody in the building into stars.
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Baby Mario flies off into the air for about 30 seconds; Yoshi dies as a result of this.
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Adult Mario comes out of a time hole and shoots down the toadies with the Super Scope from Yoshi's Safari.
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The Super Scope runs out of batteries.
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Puts batteries in super scope
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Batteries explode due to very high heat levels.
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gets new batteries from Wal-Mart
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Unidentified person has difficulty finding a job due to a lack of resume, name, and many other attributes.
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gives man name,job,and all he will ever need
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All the things listed above are stolen by Waluigi.
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A masher comes and beats up Waluigi with a giant breadstick.
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A thunderstorm starts and shocks the masher
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Thunderstorm escalates into a blizzard.
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Black Mage casts Fire on the thunderblizzard, causing instant death to everyone in a 50-mile radius.
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White Mage brings everyone back to life.
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Black Mage hits on White Mage.
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White Mage is already dating Clyde from Pac-Man.
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Clyde gets murdered by Pinky.
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Pinky commits suicide when his and The Brain's show gets pulled in favor of Family Matters.
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Urkel from Family Matters gets hit on the the head with a comical large inflatable hammer.
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The hammer pops.
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Inflatable hammer is reinforced with concrete. Suddenly, it just got a bit less comical. And wieldy.
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The concrete is still liquid, and solidifies on the hands of the next poster.
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Superman frees Sqrt2 by using his laser eye beams.
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Superman gets laughed at for his Saran Wrap shield.
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To throw the heat off of himself, Superman makes fun of Aquaman's "fish talk" powers.
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Aquaman summons a whale named Monstro to swallow Superman.
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Superwoman seduces Superman, marries him, and forces him to work a day job in order to support her and the Superkids.
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Superwoman is called back to Earth-Three by the other members of the Crime Syndicate of America (know your DC characters, DeadAwake).
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Earth-Three is actually inside the marble on the dog's collar at the end of Men in Black. Said marble is swallowed by a porpoise.
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Porpoise gets caught in a tuna net.
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Some animal rights activist gets the porpoise out of the net.
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Under the cruel smirk of irony, said animal rights activists are attacked by bears.
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Bears are attacked by adventurers who think they're bars.
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The amnesiac adventurers are cured by a group of actual bars.
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An arc welder manages to cut bars.
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Arc welder is killed by a psychotic, axe-wielding lumberjack.
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The lumberjack turns out to be OK. (Is "OK" the defeating force? Or is Monty Python?)
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The lumberjack is made "un-OK" by a nunchaku-wielding macaque.
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Macaque is burnt to a krisp by Krispy the Kat.
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Kellogg's takes the kat to kourt for kopyright infringement.
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Pooh Bear resumes his role as a lawyer (or was it Tigger?) and defends Krispy.
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Piglet turns out to be Kellogg's lawyer, causing Pooh to fall into a state of distress.
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Piglet gets shrunk in a washing machine.
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The washing machine is flung from a catapult.
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Catapult is cut by scissors.
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Scissore beaten by Rock (again).
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A POW block flips the rock over. A weakness is revealed!
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The rock takes only one turn to get up.
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Paper Mario covers rock.
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Mikhail Gorbachev rubs Paper Mario with his bald head really fast and makes him statically cling to Space Shuttle Challenger--scheduled to explode in 5 minutes.
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TIME magazine doesn't view poor Gorbie as very important.
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Nintendo Power usurps TIME as the world's premier source for news.
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Nintendo Power gets taken over by hippies and renames itself 'Flower Power'.
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Soft green echo eyedrop antidote is used to get rid of the Flower Power effect.
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Nintendo Power conquers Soft Green Echo as the world's premier source for eye drops.
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DeadAwake gets beaten up by a bunch of Kingdom of Loathing fans, and SGEEA is restored to its rightful place.
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Kingdom of Loathing fans are defeated by obscurity.
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Obscurity falls into a plothole (a device I've been using a lot lately).
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Plothole is covered up by a better writer.
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A better writer is discovered to be a plagarist by some meddling kids and their stupid dog.
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Meddling kids (and a dog) fail to uncover the Mystery of the Question for life, the universe, and everything.
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Someone throws the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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HGttG is thrown into a pit of 1000 flames and is burned and never heard from again.
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...I think you misread the post.
The HGttG was the thing being destroyed in that post, so you'd have to target either the HHG or the "Someone". FAIL'D
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Oops.
HGG is thrown into a pit of 1000 flames and is never seen again.
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PaperLuigi's hands are thrown into the pit as well.
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PaperLuigi's hands are so big, the clog up the pit--effectively defeating it.
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PaperLuigi's hands are turned into ice cream, which melt and open the hole again.
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Suffix always defeats ice cream-- never the other way around. (DeadAwake: clever!)
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Suffix is strapped to a chair and forced to watch Electric Soldier Porygon.
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Suffix stands up, smashes the legs of the chair that he's still strapped to against the wall, and throws each one at the screen in succession.
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A table assualts Suffix, and throws him into a dungeon.
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Inattentive waiters fail to wash the table, and it is never used again... how sad...
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Suffix, still being strapped to that chair (why hasn't he freed himself yet?) somehow beats up the waiters while managing to...still stay strapped to the chair?
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Chair implodes, yet Suffix somehow manages to stay alive.
(aka Suffix is freed from the chair.)
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What? No, Suffix dies.
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Death was the defeating force? I'm not that old. Marty changes this unlikely future and saves the day!
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Marty dies, too.
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Marty gets the Grim Reaper to go away with a cake bribe.
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The Grim Reaper hated the cake because it was sponge-flavored cake, and drowned the Earth in sweet German chocolate-y goodness, killing the residents of Earth in the process.
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They would have enjoyed it, had it not been for Senator Bob Statesman's enormous appetite for chocolate cake.
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Bob Statesman is turned into a mutant by Homeschool Winner aka Magneto. XD
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Homeschool is beaten in a 1-on-1 Street Fighter tournament by Homestar.
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Strong Bad hits Homestar in the back of the head.
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Homestar kills Strong Bad by pouring hot tar over him.
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Strong Mad kills Homestar by throwing a bowling ball at him.
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"Okay! Hot bowling ball is in my eye!" Homestar said. This confused Strong Mad more than that time when the Deathly Pallor was talking to him, and he fell into a hole (not a plothole, just that one Strong Bad was using to capture random "passersby")
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Hole is covered up by bricks.
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Bricks are Super Jump Punched by Mario.
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Mario visits Soviet Russia and is Super Jump Punched by the bricks.
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Someone says "I don't get it." and the universe rights itself.
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Said person is killed by a ******* sword.
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In an attempt to kill someone else, the victim threw magma on the sword and it melted.
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The magma killed the victim.
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The magma is cooled by Waluigi.
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Waluigi is erased by a word filter.
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The world filter is bypassed by a clever user.
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Clever user is smashed to death by a bear with a sledge hammer.
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Bear with a sledge hammer is beaten by a shark holding a chainsaw.
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Shark with a chainsaw is beaten by a bear holding a shark.
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Bear holding shark beaten by Shark holding bear. :)
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Shark holding bear beaten by sharp folding beer.
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Sharp folding beer is recalled around the nation by the Tugsidings Company due to complaints of cuts and horrific stomachaches.
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Tugsidings Company is bought out by one of them newfound fangled doogle bobs.
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Doogle bob is eaten by a tornado.
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Tornado touches fuzzy, gets dizzy.
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fuzzy is banned! XD Just kidding.
Fuzzy is destroyed by a huge vacuum..........thing.
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Huge vacuum thing suffers a software glitch and morphs back into a Star Destroyer-type ship.
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Star Destroyer-type ship is shot down by Vic Viper.
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Vic Viper's options go on strike.
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Someone bowls a strike. *crash*
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Someone also lets go of B too quickly and drops the ball on his/her foot. (I thought I made it clear that a software glitch was the defeating force!)
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Er, I think the defeating force is the ball being dropped........................
Dropped ball is caught by baseball player who has huge hands!
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Huge-handed baseball player has to sit inning out on the bench.
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The coach has a change of heart and lets the huge-handed baseball player play 1st base.
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The optionless Vic Viper crashes into 1st base, killing the huge-handed baseball player, and leaving everyone wondering why I didn't have myself destroy the Vic Viper in my previous post.
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Vic Viper is crushed by Vick 'da Vice.
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I don't know who Vick da Vice is, so he blows up. *AWESOME EXPLODEY NOISE*
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Then the AWSOME EXPLODEING NOISE eh... explodes... again.
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The explosion gets flattened by a falling... box of styrofoam peanuts?
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Foam peanuts are glued to unsuspecting teachers to make abominable snowmen.
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A fire melts all of the Abominable Snowmen.
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Carbon dioxide may help to warm the atmosphere, but it also puts out fire.
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10,000,000 trees absorb all of the Carbon Dioxide.
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They are Ints, not trees.
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The Ints (What's an Int...?) catch fire...
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They're Ents!! And it's not too difficult for them to submerge their heads in a quickly flowing river.
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Ents are chopped down by a psychotic, chainsaw-wielding Waluigi.
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Waluigi is killed by Luigi, who is using psionics.
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Luigi is eaten by a bear.
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The bear gets stabbed by a giant iceicle
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Icicle gets a scolding from his dad, the bicycle.
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Bicycle gets sat on by someone REALLY... REALLY fat.
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Fat person gets sat on by someone even fatter.
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Fatter person dies of a heart attack.
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Someone goes back in time and gives the fatter person a book. The book is called: The Weight Loss Cure They Don't Want You to Know About This causes the fatter person to lose weight for good and not get a heart attack.
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Kirby steals the book at the last minute, preventing the fat man from getting the cure.
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The Hawaii Five-o theme is played and for some reason it makes Kirby give the book back.
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Kirby is eaten by Yoshi.
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Yoshi is eaten by King Hippo.
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King Hippo is eaten by Wario.
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Wario, having just eaten something at least four times as large as himself, explodes.
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Cans of laughter on the Monty Python set quickly clean up the remains.
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Cackletta manages to rise from the dead and steal their stock of laughter, hoping to come up with an evil plan for it later.
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A white mage casts Diaja on Cackletta, dealing ridiculous amounts of damage and rekilling Cackletta.
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White Mage loses his magic and has to pretend to be a White Mage on World of Warcraft.
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WoW gets murdered in popularity by StarCraft II. (Where are you, Starcraft II?)
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I heard it through the grapevine that StarCraft II got canceled.
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*stabs DeadAwake with a giant pencil*
Masher101: Don't... You... EVER!!!!
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A small wyvern wearing glasses and carrying a briefcase drops out of the sky, disintegrating the pencil with a laser gun.
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An Imp wearing mirrored armor reflects the beam thus destroying the breifcase. Imp then hands out pinkslip.
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The Imp catches fire and er... dies
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Rush Limbaugh flaps his double chins and puts out the fire with a gust of wind.
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The gust of wind hits a wall and dies
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The wall falls over and dies.
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Luigi puts the wall back up.
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(Forgive me, green one...)
Wall falls on Luigi.
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Hippies paint the wall into nonexistence.
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Hippies jailed by warhawks.
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Warhawks jailed by moneymongers.
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moneymongers are jailed by GHOST LUIGI!!
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Ghost Luigi is forced to fight to the death with obscure comedian Jeremy Hotz.
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But wins. His reward is his body, plus invincablity
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A blind squirrel mistakes the reward for nuts, stuffs them in his cheeks, and runs away looking all cute and puffy-faced.
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The now invincible blind squirrel's powers are.............um, taken away by..............Yoshi, who recieved the powers when he ate the squirrel.
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Yoshi goes to counseling for gender discrepancy issues and reemerges as Yoshetta.
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Yoshetta scares the crap out of everybody, so someone shoots Yoshetta with a water pistol.
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Water Pistol is taken up by the teacher. :'(
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Most teachers are actually witches, so the water drops on the pistol melt her.
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She comes back as SUPATEACHA! Hiyaaaaaa!!!
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SUPATEACHA's powers are lost when she is exposed to the mineral Rattafeccasite!
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Rattafeccasite destroyed by Superman.
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Superman is pushed over by a bunny and dies.
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None other than the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch blows the rabbit into tiny bits.
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The tiny bunny bits are made into sandwiches. Kindergarteners eat the sandwiches for snack time, and the bunny's soul takes over their bodies--reborn.
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Bunny souls and kids are killed by a giant steamroller of doom.
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The Steamroller of Doom falls in battle to the Galactic Zamboni.
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Dr. Doofus's Insta Freeze!™, having been slyly injected into the Galactic Zamboni's water tank, is completely immobilized at the next game when a rapid, Insta Freezing!™ reaction causes the tank to burst.
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Dr. Doofus gets a wedgie from a football captain and destroys his inventions in shame.
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Football Captain's head blown off by a nearby sniper.
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Sniper's kidneys are stolen by Waluigi.
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Waluigi is pounded in the face by none other than...
The Green Thunder...
Mr. L!
(Speaking of Mr. L...)
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Mr. L's Brobot malfunctions and locks him in the cockpit.
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Mario jumps in and clobbers Brobot, and it explodes, sending Mr. L flying into Mario.
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Time runs out, and Mario goes OUCH!
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Time is restored by Dialga.
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An actual earthquake makes Dialga faint.
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Earthquake is beaten by tornado in a card game.
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Tornado cheated, so he is areasted by Bowser.
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Bowser is edited into Mortal Kombat 2 and suffers a fatality.
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Everyone forgets about fatalities when babalities are developed.
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Your irritating and nitpicky English teacher finds "babalitites" to be endlessly amusing. Suddenly, everybody thinks that's a dumb word.
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English teacher falls down the Pit of 100 Trials and doesn't make it out. :(
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Spiderman uses his webbing to pull the teacher out.
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Symbiote makes Spider-Man act emo, so he fails.
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Emo is overrated, so it fails.
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Overrated is smashed by a random blob.
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Random blob is eaten by a Shlurp.
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Shlurp is beaten in a dance contest by one of my characters, The Glob.
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The Glob is sued by Glorb.
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Glorb finds himself in a desert and evaporates into a sweet-tasting powder.
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Global warming gives the desert lots of rain. (Don't ask me how it works.)
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Global Warming destroyed by Al Gore (hey, he seems to be the only one who cares.........).
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Al Gore beheaded by a crazed, katana-wielding, ninja monkey on hallucinogenic drugs.
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The monkey gets eatten by a really fat dude.
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Through his chronic eating habits, the really fat dude reaches a mass at which nothing, bar docking cranes, can move him (eventually, he atrophies to the point where just as everyone starts to wonder if he's alive, he deflates).
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The most amazing personal trainer in the world manages to get the fat dude down to a weight of 200 pounds (then everyone begins to worship the trainer because they think he's Jesus for performing such a miracle).
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Science replaces Jesus in the popularity polls. In other news: pocket protectors are in.
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Pocket protectors are in... a vat full of boiling tar!
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The tar becomes taffy, dunno how... it just does.
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Professor Pester steals the taffy. "VICTORY IS MINE!"
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Pete Perturbing steals Professor Pester's chair just as he tries to sit down.
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The chair turns into a man eating snake, and eats Pete Perturbing. To death.
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The man eating snake instead decides to finish off the meal with some armadillo in cream sauce.
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The armadillo comes alive and walks away, angry that he was about to be eatten by a snake.
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Armadillo goes to counselling and becomes less angry.
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WHACK! That was the anvil that landed on the armadillo's head, making him even angrier.
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Anvil is scolded by his mother for being late to dinner.
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Anvil's mother is yelled at by her husband, Henry because she didn't crush the right astronaut.
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Henry is smashed by his neighbor Larry the Hammer.
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Larry the hammer, meet Lester the Hammer Bro. *fling*
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Lester is stomped by Mario. Haha, just kidding, it was Luigi!
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Oh man! How can I do this without hurting one of my favorite Mario characters? Luigi is turned into Mr L. That'll work.
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Count Bleck (turned Luigi into Mr. L) is crushed to death by Mario's oversized foot.
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Count Bleck was given a Mega Star at the last second and is turned into a weird pixelly version of himself. He then procedes to plow right into Mario.
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Luigi steps in again and saves the day. With his moustache.
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RAZOR. *shave'd*
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Razor loses his edge when a mutant cupcake told him he sucked.
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Mutant cupcake is eaten by mutants.
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Mutants are hired by the X-Men as janitors, making them..........uh, less of a mutant.
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X-Men are X-Ploded.
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X-Plosion is contained by a restraining order.
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The restraining order is thrown in an Eazy Bake Oven.
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Easy Bake Oven taken apart by a screwdriver.
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Mr. Fusion converts the screwdriver into fuel for the DeLorean.
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Mr. Fusion is stolen by Biff, who wants to build his own time machine.
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Biff gets crushed by a Thwomp.
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Mario hits Thwomp with a hammer (thus, breaking Thwomp into pieces)
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The thwomp pieces turn into thwimps and run away--happy as can be.
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Thwimps are frozen by Snow Miser, then taken out with his trash.
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Reznor thaws out the frozen thwimps, and they bounce along their happy way.
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The twimps break thier.... Eyes, they are unable to bounce.
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The eyes breaker is severely punished.
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Punishment lifted by judge.
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The judge hasn't lifted such a heavy weight in ten years, so he drops it.
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Wario helps the judge lift the heavy weight.
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Wario somehow explodes.
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Somehow explosion is smashed into outer space by a dump truck.
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Dimentio ends the dumptruck's game.
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Dimentio could not stomach it, so he exploded also.
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Super Jesse saves the day with his cape.
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Cape rips. :( It's like Edna Mode always says: NO CAPES!
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Cape repared by costume maker.
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Costume maker falls down a plothole.
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Plothole eradicated by Jman's Fred Savage movie-blasting cannon.
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The cannon gets jammed with to many movies.
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The cannon is unclogged by Waluigi.
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Luigi beats Waluigi, in tennis!
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Crap. Another sticky Luigi situation. Lessee... Daisy glomps Luigi.
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Waluigi glomps Daisy. :)
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Tatanga kidnaps Daisy.
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(Er, I think you have to beat Waluigi)
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Baby Mario punches Daisy in the gut!
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Waluigi gets ignored and turns to dust.
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Daisy inhales the dust, sneezes, and falls off a cliff. Both die.
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Useless gym membership bankrupts Daisy (had she lived to be bankrupted by it).
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Daisy steals money from Mario's piggybank, the debt is payed!
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Wario steals Mario's stolen money while Daisy was walking home.
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Wario is eaten by a giant ice cream cake.
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Kirby eats the ice cream cake.
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King Dedede eats Kirby. O_O
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King Dedede is... run over by a big rig with 18 wheels on it, 'cuz that's how many wheels are on a big rig, y'know.
Hahaha, you thought I was gonna have Dedede eaten by something/somebody, huh? XD
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Megaman disintegrates the big rig with a huge laser.
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Megaman is stomped to bits by a Muth.
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Muth is stomped to bits by a mugwump (no, this is not something from a Harry Potter book. People who know their history should be able to tell me what REALLY defeats a mugwump). ;)
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Well I don't, but Optimus Prime can beat anything, so he beats the mugwump.
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Daisy came along and said "Hi! I'm Daisy!" 5000 times until Optimus Prime exploded from frustration.
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Daisy is killed by a mugwump (this'll be the last time I do this, 'cause I'm hoping at least someone with a little history knowledge knows).
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Sorry no, so this time the mugwump is killed by Bumblebee, since he's my personal favorite Transformer.
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Bumblebee is killed by a group of Republican political activists who supported Democratic candidate Grover Cleveland in the United States presidential election of 1884.
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The one and only Silver Remote fires a mysterious purple beam that collapses the time portal from which the radical Republicans came, causing the activists to snap back into their proper time.
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The one and only Silver Remote's batteries die.
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Bumblebee is killed by a group of Republican political activists who supported Democratic candidate Grover Cleveland in the United States presidential election of 1884.
Yeeeeehaawww! Excellent....
Battery brought back to life by charger.
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Charger is charged with murder.
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Winnie the Pooh resumes his lawyer status and defends Charger.
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Tigger is representing the other side in the case, unfortunately for Pooh.
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"This all seems very familar," said Pooh, as a giant hammer held by Piglet bonked Tigger on the head.
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Tigger bounced everybody. *boing boing boing*
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Rabbit yells at Tigger for messing up his garden.
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The Evil Carrot of Doom grabs Rabbit and runs off with him. Comeuppance at last. :D
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Beef stew demands sacrifice! The Soupix tribe hunts down and chops up the Evil Carrot of Doom. (Who will be defeated? The stew or the tribe? It's up to you.)
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Bowser stomps the Soupix tribe into oblivion and eats the beef stew.
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Gutsman smashes Bowser and eats Bowser stew.
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Gutsman... um... spews his guts? ^^;
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Gutsman's guts infest themselves in 20 people, who then become Gutspawns of Gutsman.
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Megaman beats Gutsman using Bombman's bombs.
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Gutsman throws back the bombs so Megaman dies.
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Extra life.
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Poison 1-up.
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Wario eats the poison 1-up.
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Waluigi hits Wario on the head for eating the poison 1-up.
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A cop comes in and tickets the thread for too many Wario/Waluigi appearances.
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The cop has to leave because someone is driving without their seatbelt.
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Guy w/out seatbelt is set on fire.
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Crazed pyromaniac tries to make the fire grow by throwing Bowser at the burning man.
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(Amy, you're supposed to defeat the fire, not feed the fire. :P)
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Pyromaniac is arrested by the fire department.
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Fire department goes on strike because of low wages. On top of that, their dalmatian died, so everyone's in a generally sad mood.
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Dalmation is given a Life Shroom and the firefighters are given better wages.
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Broken bureaucracy makes the resolutions promptly crumble into a faint memory.
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(Amy, you're supposed to defeat the fire, not feed the fire. :P)
[But...but...but...fire is so pretty. ;)]
New Senator brings reforms.
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New senator is crushed by an apple moving at 186000 miles per second.
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Apple is eaten by an Alaskan Bull Worm.
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Bull worm spits out apple because there's a Wiggler inside.
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Wiggler taken out by the army.
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Army gets addicted to playing Excite Truck.
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Wii malfunctions.
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World Class Service fixes it.
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World Class Service is put out of business by Universe Class Service.
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Overextension and irritated patrons bankrupt the Universe Class Service.
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Iritated partons are crushed by a rolling Thwomp. *squish*
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Rolling Thowmp get's turned really thin when Paper Mario goes into 3D!
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Mario stays in 3D for too long and loses health.
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3-D effect destroyed by 16 bit processor.
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16-bit processor annihilated by BLAST PROCESSING!
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BLAST PROCESSING gets thrown in jail by Farm Man!
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Farm Man killed by Metalman.
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Metalman falls in love with Metalwoman and turns all softy.
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Metalwoman is melted down for scrap by lava.
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Lava flows into the sea.
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All the world's fishes pass gas simultaneously, and the sea is blasted into the stratosphere.
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And it all rains back down.
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The Evil Lampshade of Time gives Sir Issac Newton a nice watch. Entranced, Newton forgets to invent gravity. Will the sea ever return?!
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Random Access Man goes back in time, destroys the watch, defeats the Evil Lampshade of Time, and saves the sea, all in one day.
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Access Man is stolen and re-programed by Dr. Wily.
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None other than Micro Man defeats the new Access Man by firing repeatedly into his ear.
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Micro Man is crushed by a leaf.
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Leaf is set on fire.
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An ice dragon of sorts freezes the fire.
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A can of Beefaroni does its thing, and the ice dragon vanishes.
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Beefaroni is eaten up by a hungry man.
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Kid Cuisine puts this Hungry Man out of business!
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Kid Cuisine is sent back to the South Pole by Captain Crunch.
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Captain Crunch is overruled by Commander Keen!
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A Perfect Storm leaves Captain Crunch feeling soggy.
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Weathermen predict Perfect Storm does not happen.
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Weathermen are suddenly fired before the forecast.
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Lawsuit occurs on behalf of the weathermen.
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All the lawyers in the world die in an airplane crash and no one cares because lawyers are heartless jerks.
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Phoenix Wright objects that statement.
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Phoenix Wright eaten alive by a mutant frog.
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Mutant frog eaten by... mutant... bat.
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Mutant bat killed by being annoyed from a 21 day bump.
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21 day bump killed by caps lock on a 7 year bump.
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It's a bumpless topic.
off topic: How did this happen!?!?!?
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Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......
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Pichu25, do you know you just ruined the whole topic?
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No he didn't. We can start over, you know.
Mario
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Mario's hat (slips down over Mario's eyes, protruding his vision.)
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Super gives Mario X-Ray vision.
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Mario's X-ray vision is beaten by a boo that turned invisible.
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Mario is given the power to see invisible stuff.
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Bowser eats Mario.
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Peach eats Bowser.
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Atomic bombing roaches.
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..................
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Black hole
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Black hole is closed up by....uh....God (I can't think of anything else that could beat a black hole).
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God decides he wants to open the black hole again, and does so.
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Time(black hole disappears)
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Uh oh, looks like time is all drippy and stuff. Salvador Dali wins!
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4 dimensions (we are back in the past!)
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O.K. Deezer feeds 4 dimensions BWEAD!
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Bwead and Deezer are told to go home and just sit there by a peanut butter sandwich.
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Sandwich eaten by ravenous, killer monkey.
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An anvil with ACME printed on it squashes the monkey.
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Nidoking Horn Drills the anvil. (That horn can peirce diamonds, says the Pokédex)
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Pikachu comes and shocks Nidoking to death.
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Isn't Nidoking a ground-type? FAIL.
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Pikachu explodes and reincarnates into some giant blob thing.
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NIDOKING used FISSURE! It's super efective! GIANT BLOB THING fainted! NIDOKING gained 6000 EXP. points. :P
[Off topic]
Isn't Nidoking a ground-type? FAIL.
Yes it is. ELEC /\/\/\/\/\/\/<^> GROU = X 0
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Isn't Nidoking a ground-type? FAIL.
Still doesent mean he cant be shocked to death! (you can still kill ground type's with electricity. It's just harder by doing it like that)
And going back on topic.
Nidoking get's put back in his pokeball.
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Oh, NOES! He be 2 big 2 fit in dere! Hes a bustin out! NOOOOES!!!
Oh, NO! He's too big to fit in there! He's busting out! NOOOOOOOO!!!
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Master ball comes and captures him! The master ball can never be broke free from a Pokemon no madder the size.
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Master ball is crushed by a partially eaten boulder. >:D
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A even bigger boulder comes and crushes that boulder!
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A boulder the size of Hong Kong crushes all boulders.
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Bomber Man comes and throws a giant bomb at it! XD
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Bomb Squad get killed by two knife-wielding hoodies.
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Knife-wielding hoodies die in the Irish Potato Famine.
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Mr Potato Head single-handedly cures the Famine with his instant potato seeds (just add water).
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Mr. Potato Head taken apart and destroyed.
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God resurrects Mr Potato Head.
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Now we have to start all over again.
Mario
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Poison Mushroom kills Mario
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Dr. luigi gives antidote
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Dr. Mario kills Dr. Luigi
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Dr. Wario eats Dr. Mario.
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Kirby Eats Dr. Wario
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kirby gets heartburn
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Antacid cures heartburn.
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antacid causes him to throw up for some reason
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kirby sets his puke on fire
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Kirby gets pounded by King DeDeDe's Hammer
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hammer explodes
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Explosion soon turns into dust and debris
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Dust kills debris
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dust gets sucked up by wario's inhale attack
(from Wario World)
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Wario gets hit by lightning
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Lightning is beaten by Rock according the rules of Pokemon.
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Rock is beaten by Water according to the rules of Pokemon.
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Water is beaten by Lightning according to the rules of Pokémon
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Lightning hits lightning rod and dies out.
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lightning rod snaps
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Snapping sound wave shorts out.
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Paper defeats your physics.
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Paper gets shoved in a Molotov Cocktail and gets set on fire.
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Molotov Cocktail explodes.
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Explosion is stopped when the IRS forces him to hand over a lot of money.
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plague kills IRS
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Toothpaste kills 99.99 percent of plague.
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monkey waste toothpaste
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Monkey drowned by tidal wave.
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Tidal Wave drained by global warming.
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Global Warming is ignored by George W. Bush.
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George W. Bush gets fired
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Congress says they must vote before they can fire him.
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Congress says they must vote before they can fire him.
they vote... YES!
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(No need to quote)
Only the Democrats vote "yes" and the Republicans vote "no", so he gets to stay.
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chuck norris beats up the republicans.
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But because Chuck Norris is a Republican himself, nothing happens.
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But then somthing does happen!
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Then something went to the store and was eaten by a monkey!
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The monkey was defeated by Chimchar using the flaming poop attack.
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Chimchar dies of natural causes.
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God brings Chimchar back to life as Turtwig
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Well, now we have to start over.
Mario
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Mario gets killed by Luigi's Negative Zone.
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Luigi's Negative Zone wears off and Luigi gets crushed by the Landmaster Tank.
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Landmaster Tank is eaten by Kirby after he uses his Cook Kirby move.
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rock falls on kirby and squishes him
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The rock is eaten by a bear.
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A even bigger rock falls on the bear
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The bigger rock is eaten by an even bigger bear.
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the bbear is eaten by Giga Bowser
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Giga Bowser is crushed to death by Wario's fat butt.
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Paper covers Wario
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Fire burns paper to a crisp.
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Mario controls fire from his fire power from a fire flower
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Mario is killed by a koopa troopa.
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Koopa Troopa is kill'd by Hammer from Hammer Bro.
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Hammer Bro is killed by Luigi by hitting the bottom of a block.
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there is an enemy hiding on the block
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Enemy gets killed by Pac-Man
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Pac-Man exploded from eating to many Pac-Dots
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pac dots are full of dynamite, and a magnifying glass hovers over the pac dots burning them, thus...
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Sonic destroys the magnifying glass and dynamite with a spin dash.
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Spin Dash gets cancelled by Mario's Finale
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Mario's finale is cancelled by Fox's blaster.
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Fox's blaster gets overloaded and explodes
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fat kirby falls on explosion
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Fat Kirby
dies from gets sick from Diabetes.
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Diabetes is cured...somehow.
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the cure fails (it causes cancer)
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cancer is cured
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Isn't cancer a virus and cannot be cured?
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Cancer is neither a virus nor bacteria. It's when your cells go out of control and eat away at the rest of you.
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Cancer enters a paradox where it inexists within itself.
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The paradox is destroyed when Anti-Paradoxman destroys it.
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Anti-Paradoxman gets cancer becuase he destroyed the paradox.
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Cancer gets blasted by radiation.
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Radiation gets blocked by a 20km wall of lead.
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Immature children start to touch the wall, put their hands in their mouth, and get lead poisoning.
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Immature children are killed by a mutant Yoshi.
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Cancer gets blasted by radiation.
I wanted to say something about Weird Al destroying the Cancer, but I've somehow forgotten the words to that song..
Mutant Yoshi goes insane from too many whacks on the head from Mario.
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Mutant Yoshi is cured by a doctor and continues his evil rampage.
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To many cures!
Evil rampage is cured by Marie Curies cure. CURED!
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White Mage uses CURAGA on cure, thus curing Marie Curies cure.
...Wait, What?
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White Mage is killed by Gandalf the white.
-
Black Mage kills White Mage.
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Black Mage is Killed by the Black Knight.
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Black Mage kills White Mage.
Dude, you're supposed to kill Gandalf the White.
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White Mage, Black Mage, and Gandalf are DEAD. The Black Knight still remains.
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giant rock falls on black knight
-
(Oh no, not this again)
Giant rock is eaten by a giant bear who has been eaten by another giant bear.
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Giant Bear drinks a bottle of Budweiser, thus becoming intoxicated.
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Giant Bear goes to sleep and wakes up with nothing but a slight hangover.
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Giant Bear is caught in Giant Bear Trap. Whether it is a trap for giant bears or a bear trap that happens to be giant is purely up to you.
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Yoshi uses his Final Smash and kills the bear. He said "it was coming right for me!"
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King Dedede uses his final smash, "Waddle Dee army", to defeat Yoshi.
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Wario comes out of no where and farts but then he gets killed by a rock.
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rock explodes (someone placed dynamite inside)
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Rock covers explosion.
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golden hammer destroys rock
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Anvil falls of hammer
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Rock, Paper, Scissors gets gunned by a Gun.
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Rust degrades quality of gun
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Time warp prevents rust from occurring.
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Rain falls on time warp causing it to rust. (PARADOX.)
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Paradox cancels out Luigalaxy's post.
-
Mario enters for no apparent reason.
-
And then he falls through a trap-door.
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But he is able to grab onto an outcropping just in time!
-
But he loses his grip due to his hands being covered in pasta sauce.
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Mario beats pasta sauce.
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Diddy jumps on Mario's face and smacks him.
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Diddy goes to the store later to restock on flea powder, but they are sold out, so flea beats Diddy.
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Fleas attack Wario next, but are knocked unconscious after landing on his stinky butt.
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Rubber boots kick Wario's butt. Literally and in the sense of the game.
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Rubber boots get tossed into a volcano by Waluigi.
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Waluigi gets tossed into the volcano by Wario.
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Volcano gets tossed into the sun by Superman.
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Superman gets tossed into a black hole. (Will he sur-vive?!)
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Black hole is tossed into a bigger black hole.
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Bigger black hole is magicked away by Rosalina.
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Rosalina is tossed into the dark depths of space by Bowser.
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Bowser is tossed into a bomb by Mario.
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Mario gets shot by Han Solo.
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Obvious joke is preemptively shot by Pat Sajak.
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Pat Sajak is eaten by Kirby.
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Kirby gets eaten by King Dedede.
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King Dedede gets eaten by Kirby from the inside.
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Pac-Man eats Kirby.
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Pac Man killed by the Black Knight
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Black Knight hacked to pieces by King Arthur.
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King Arthur dies of old age forty years later.
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Old age is conquered by hobo who magically never ages.
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Hobo gets arrested by a policeman for mugging an old lady.
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Policeman is mugged by afore-mentioned old lady.
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Old lady is stabbed by the extraneous hyphen Turtlekid added to aforementioned.
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Hyphen is eaten by the aforementioned hobo.
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Hobo is killed by food-poisoning.
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Food-poisoning is obsoleted by diligent attention to modern food preparation standards.
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Diligent attention to modern food preparation standards is thwarted by a late night.
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Late night is thwarted by an early morning.
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Early morning is thwarted by a beaver who builds a dam around the sun.
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The beavers dam gets torched by the suns harsh sunlight.
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The beaver was smart enough to make the dam out of sun-resistant metal (so it did not burn).
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Beaver killed by a fallen tree.
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Tree is burned to atoms by flamethrower.
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Flamethrower is destroyed by a huge rock.
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Rock is mined by RuneScape macroer with 99 mining.
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RuneScape macroer mining guy is baffled by fish (doesn't know how to mine for them).
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Fish is slammed into a wall by an extremely angry bear in need of anger management.
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Shark that is in bear's arms suddenly rebels against the natural order and bites the bear's arms off.
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Bear sprays shark in the eyes with spewing blood, blinding him instantly.
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Bear shot by Sarah Palin.
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Sarah Palin shot by Dick Cheney.
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Dick Cheney has another heart attack.
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Dick Cheney's heart caves in on itself. (um... where do we go now?)
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Meanwhile...DK tosses Bowser Jr. off a cliff.
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HOORAY! I mean...DK and Dick Cheney's caved in heart are defeated by...CYBORG BEAVER V 2.0!
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CYBORG BEAVER V 2.0 is conquered by ROBO KONG 4000.
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ROBO KONG 4000 is defeated (surprisingly) by a mutant horned frog, who opted not to capitalize his name.
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Mutant horned frog is eaten by a steel crocodile.
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Steel crocodile is beaten by a human.
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Human is beaten by an alien with a bad temper.
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The alien is put through anger management with the angry bear in need of anger management.
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The anger management programme is shut down by the Supreme Court.
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FDR adds twenty more justices to the Supreme Court, effectively nullifying any of their decisions that he didn't like, including their anti-anger-management stance.
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Cerebral hemorrhage nullifies FDR. (What? That's what happened to him...)
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Cerebral hemorrhage is fixed by Medic from Team Fortress 2.
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Vince slapchops the Medic into submission.
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Vince is sent into the pit by the Book of Koridai.
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A really bad principal burns the Book of Koridai because he believes it contains inappropriate content.
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The really bad principal gets kicked off his position by the PTA.
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The PTA is protested by PeTA, who throws soy-flavored pita bread at them, led by a guy named Peter.
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(My brother's name is Peter btw)
PeTA Peter is eaten by a deranged fat guy.
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Deranged fat guy eats himself (ZOMG INFINITE LOOP)
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Deranged skinny guy tells deranged fat guy that he has a lot to live for (like not getting caught by the cops) and doesn't need to commit suicide/eat himself.
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Fully-ranged guy of average build hits deranged skinny guy with a tire iron because he feels like it.
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Deranged skinny guy freaks out on fully-ranged guy of average build after he wakes up.
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Skinny guy is eaten by fat guy after fat guy gets hungry watching the two men of varying builds fight.
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Fat guy dies after eating a dodgy kebab from his local fast food outlet.
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Dodgy kebab is taken out of the dead fat guy and eaten by a man who likes to eat disgusting foods.
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Man who eats disgusting foods accidentally turns his TV to the Food Network, which kills him with all its appetizing displays of food.
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Food Network is canceled by big executive guy.
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Big Executive Guy is rebelled against by rebellious young youths who like to rebel.
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Rebellious kids are given a really long lecture by an old grandpa who lost both legs in WWII.
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Legless grandpa had one weakness:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.ytmnd.com%2Fcontent%2Fd%2F0%2F0%2Fd00efa6025d3cbba069bfcec7e092373.jpg&hash=1fba5e087fbe10aef96d2a3d51ff1091)
(he has prosthetic legs, but they don't work. also he's bald. and is professor x.)
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Professor X invents gravity since the first time Glorb actually looks at this topic, he finds the best post ever.
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Bugs Bunny defies gravity by walking from the top of one skyscraper to the next.
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Bugs Bunny is finally shot by Elmer Fudd.
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Elmer Fudd is chastized by an english teacher for saying 'wabbit' instead of 'rabbit'.
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English teacher is sued by the ACLU for insensitivity to speed impechiments.
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ACLU is destroyed by Bill O'Reilly, who hated the ACLU for being, in his own words, "a bunch of left wing loons."
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The government sues Bill O'Reilly for being a rebellious old punk.
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Government is usurped by a rebellious group who wants anarchy.
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Anarchic group realizes the self-contradiction of their existence, and, being highly logical beings, self-destruct.
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Um... I guess that hit a dead end...
How about:
Shadow beats Sonic.
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Satan resurrects the anarchists as zombies without any logic whatsoever, thus they can't self-destruct.
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Shadow shoots Satan.
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Shadow is arrested and incarcerated for shooting a man named Satan instead of Lucifer himself.
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Sly Cooper outwits the authorities.
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Sly Cooper is finally caught by Inspector Gadget.
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Inspector Gadget is confiscated by Hans Blix.
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Hans Blix is dematerialized by Peter Venkman and his proton pack.
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Peter Venkman gets killed by Culex's Dark Star attack.
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Culex is eaten by Kirby, who also has the power to consume stuff.
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Kirby is consumed by a black hole.
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Black hole is disavowed by eager Large Hadron Collider scientists.
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LHC scientists killed by Rick Astley.
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Rick Rick Rolls himself and dies.
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Paula from Earthbound revives Rick Astley using a Cup of Lifenoodles, whilst Jeff deletes all the Rick Roll videos off the internet.
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Jeff and Paula are brutally ignored by Nintendo.
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Avada Kedavra kills Nintendo.
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Love triumphs over Avada Kedavra.
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She says "Oh, sorry, I'm going with my boyfriend. I thought you knew."
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She is crushed to death by an anvil.
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Anvil has a piano dropped on it.
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Piano has a boat dropped on it.
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Boat is obliterated by Moby Dick.
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Moby Dick is speared by Captain Ahab.
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Captain Ahab is killed by Moby Dick.
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Paradox is dissipated by Marty McFly.
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There is no paradox because that's what happens in the book. Ahab spears Mobey Dick and then Mobey Dick drags him underwater.
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Time travel changes history so that Marty McFly was never born.
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The Doctor fixes the time paradox, with help from Billie Piper.
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The Doctor and Billie Piper are pecked to death by a flock of ravens.
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The ravens are sucked up by Luigi and his Poltergust 3000.
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Luigi is Rick Rolled.
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All Rick Roll videos are destroyed by Mephiles the Dark.
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Mephiles the Dark is kicked out of existance by Sonic fans with some actual taste.
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Sonic fans are hit by a magic ray that makes them stop being so annoyingly elitist.
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The magic ray machine runs out of power halfway through, due to Shadow the hedgehog unplugging it.
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Shadow the Hedgehog is sent to the netherworld by the King of Video Games for starring in such a crappy game.
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The King of Video Game is destroyed by the Burger King. Wake up with the King.
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Burger King is shot by an annoyed guy from Detroit.
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Detroit guy is arrested by Barney the fat police cop.
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("police cop"?)
Barney is eaten by Blart.
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("police cop"?)
Well, that's what they're called in my town.
Blart is torn to pieces by the boogieman.
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The boogieman is overcome by the Hurdy Gurdy Man's love power.
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(as opposed to "fireman cops"?)
Love is defeated by apathy.
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Apathy is overcome when a random fat guy who lives in his parent's basement decides to get off his butt and make a difference in the world today.
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The fat guy is distracted by a fudge brownie.
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The fudge brownie is eaten by a passing platypus.
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Sarah Palin legalizes 365 day platypus hunting season.
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Palin is eternally mortified by photoshop junkies.
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Photoshop junkies realize how meaningless their life has become.
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A new version of photoshop comes out turning photoshop junkies back into their old selves.
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New version of Photoshop is accidentally erased by a cat stepping on the keyboard.
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Cat scared to death by the doorbell.
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Doorbell mercilessly pushed to death by girl scouts.
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Girl scouts mercilessly pushed to death by Chester the Cheetah.
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Chuck Norris walks into the scene (the game ends here)
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Chuck Norris mercilessly pushed to death by Vince Offer.
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Vince Offer dies when he sees the amount of "Let's count to (insert random thing here) FOR REAL" threads on this board.
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Boeing 737 jet flies in and crushes the computer (and thus the threads) Vince was looking at with one of it's wheels.
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Boeing 737 gets blown up by a falling asteroid.
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Falling asteroid nears toward Earth.
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Earth is destroyed by the falling asteroid. (????)
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I think nen was a little confused.
Earth is rebuilt by a robot.
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Robot gets crushed by an elephant.
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Elephant gets crushed by whale
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Whale gets harpooned by Captain Ahab.
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Elmo annoys Captain Ahab to death.
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Glorb makes the 3000th reply in a thread he's never posted in before.
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(How does that defeat Elmo?)
Elmo is stabbed to death by a pirate.
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Pirate is sent to jail for murder.
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Murder charge relating to Elmo's death deemed 'Justifiable Homicide' by the Supreme Court (who orders the release of the pirate).
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The Supreme Court is abolished by
Obama I mean, Socialism I mean, A GIANT METEOR!
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Giant meteor is smashed to pieces by
Obama I mean, Socialism I mean, A GIANT FIST!
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GIANT FIST dies of GIANT FISH!
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GIANT FISH is eaten by the King of All Cosmos!!!
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King of All Cosmos is poisoned by his maidservant.
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Maidservent is captured by The Lord of the Nazgûl and thrown into the dungeons of Barad-dûr.
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The Lord of the Nazgul gets strangled by Waluigi.
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Waluigi gets blown away by the wind.
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Wind starts wearing girl's underwear.
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Girl's undies get burned by a group anti-underwear-people. (?!)
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Anti-underwear people get eaten by cannibals.
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cannibals eat cannibals
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Cannibals fall into The Cracks of Doom.
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The Cracks of Doom get sealed by Superman
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Superman is weakened by Kryptonite.
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Kryptonite is destroyed by Batman.
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Batman gets killed off by the writers of DC comics.
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Writers stop writing due to writer's strike.
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Writers stop striking because of the recession.
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Recession ends because we put money back into the economy by taking money out of the economy and then putting it back in after taxing it. Unicorns come back to life, too.
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Government spending is eliminated by Chuck Norris, the only force in the universe that could possibly subdue it.
Thanks for the new sig, CrossEyed.
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Captain Falcon calls Chuck Norris a dirty name, Chuck gets ****ed, the two go at it and Captain Falcon kills Chuck after a Falcon Punch.
Oh yeah, and the fight lasts roughly 1,000,000,000,000 years.
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Trillion-year-old-Tingle takes over their jobs.
I got it from here (http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/03/lolbama-part-9/). Is there any way to make links not shine through spoiler tags?
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Tingle gets in a boxing match with Donkey Kong and loses badly.
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Donkey Kong is crushed with a giant barrel.
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Giant Barrel is smashed by...none other than Mario.
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Mario is finally roasted to a well-done crisp by Bowser.
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100000000 experience points to Bowser.
Bowser evolves into Chuck Norris.
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How does that defeat Bowser? Some of you guys really need to pay attention to what topic you're posting in.
Bowser is tossed into a bomb by Wario.
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Wario dies smelling his own gas.
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Gas ignites by fire.
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Fire is quenched by Mudkipz' water gun.
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Viking warrior uses his axe to block the water gun.
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Viking warrior's axe (and Viking warrior) is destroyed by Metal Sonic.
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Metal Sonic is immersed in salt water (until he rusts), by Captain Planet.
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Captain Planet is brutally and easily destroyed by a wild Bidoof.
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Bidoof is killed by Zombie Viking!
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Zombie Viking is killed by Captain Falcon (wielding a baseball bat).
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Captain Falcon is killed by his own Falcon Pawnch because he didn't use it to kill Zombie Viking!
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Captain Falcon kills Death in the afterlife, and is thus revuved.
-
Um... okay, reboot, I guess.
Captain Falcon is thrown into the Null Void by Ben 10.
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Ben 10 tries dividing by zero and is sucked into a black hole.
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Black hole is closed up by King Harkinian's "MAH BOI" powers.
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King harkinian is mortally wounded by a moblin.
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The moblin gets MOBBED BY A GRUE!!
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The GRUE is destroyed by Lord You-know-who.
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Lord You-know-who falls off a cliff.
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The U.S. sent a nuclear missle to Russia, but miscalculated the landing spot, causing it to land on the cliff and destroy it.
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Nuke is sucked into the portal from South Park's "Project Imagination Doorway."
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South Park gets canceled.
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OH MY GOD YOU KILLED
KENNY SOUTH PARK
The cancelers are hit by the missile that came out the other end of the portal.
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South Park remains canceled forever, because the cancelers were the people that ran the network.
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Some nerd who lives in his mother's basement revives South Park to make some quick cash.
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The nerd is kicked out by his mother and starves to death on the streets.
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Streets get potholes.
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Potholes fixed with boards and nails.
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Nails puncture tires.
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Nails bent by crowbar.
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Crowbar snapped in half by a circus strongman.
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Circus strongman divides by zero and explodes.
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Explosion destroys nearby villages.
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Underprivileged villagers team together in an inspiring show of camaraderie and rebuild the world.
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Villagers return to real life and kill each other.
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Real life is driven away by Second Life.
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Second Life is lost by Mario when Bowser kills him.
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Bowser tossed into a bomb by Wario...again.
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Wario dies as a result of eating some poisoned garlic, which was given to him by Waluigi.
-
Poisoned garlic is nonetheless destroyed by Wario's stomach acids.
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Wario's stomach acids meet their match when they are unable to digest a...
ROCK.
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Rock sells out to the label.
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The label is peeled off by a three-year-old.
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Three-year-old becomes the subject of a dead baby joke.
-
Sickipedans tell so many dead baby jokes it isn't funny anymore.
-
Sickipedans are out-unfunnied by 4Chan memes.
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4-chan memes are destroyed by CD-I Ganon and Robotnik, who are memes themselves.
-
Goofy destroys the paradox.
-
Goofy gets beaten up by Donald Duck.
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Donald's bill gets ripped out by Scrooge McDuck.
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Scrooge McDuck is robbed of all his money by greedy bankers.
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Greedy bankers are turned into kidney pie by crazed British protestors.
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An army of Agent Smith clones puts down the crazed British protestors.
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Agent Smith is killed by Obama, who somehow turned himself into Neo.
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Angry minority groups' complaints that he turned into a white guy cause Obama's approval ratings fall to zero.
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Turtlekid's post takes CrossEyed a while to read because he was reading 'cause' as 'because.'
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Sqrt2 Falcon Punches CrossEyed across cyberspace for not strictly adhering to the rules of the game.
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Captain Falcon FALCON PUNCHES Sqrt2 for stealing his move.
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Kirby sucks Captain Falcon up, steals his powers and FALCON PUNCHES him to nihility!
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Kirby is defeated by Meta Knight in a rather close 45-55 matchup.
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Meta Knight watches the Kirby anime and commits suicide over 4Kids's decision to give him a spanish accent.
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4kids is destroyed by Dr. Robotnik's nuclear missiles.
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Robotnik is thwarted by
Sonic Shadow.
Are you referencing what I think you are, PL?
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Shadow is thwarted by Sonic.
Maybe. ;)
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Sonic is run over by the calafornian raisans.
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Raisans are deleted by the spelling and grammar police.
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teh speeling an grammer plice r drove crazzi by teribl speelin and rrammer
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Thre tftredrrfivbledf fspdeellrfgjfndg dsaandfnhgrf grfaemrarj isafd fkrifkselreldf bytfrnjed by Mary Poppins.
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Mary Poppins is sucked into a Boeing 747's engine.
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The Boeing 747 engine gets destroyed by one of Wart's poison bubbles.
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Wart gets erased in pictochat.
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Pictochat fails to make a return appearance in SSB War.
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SSB War fails to sell many copies due to Masahiro Sakurai's excessive meddling.
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Sakurai is sliced to bits by Meta Knight.
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Meta Knight is defeated by Solid Snake in a SSB War match.
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Solid Snake has a tragic accident with one of his explosive devices.
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Wario flies into Snake right before the device explodes, saving him.
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Snake's lungs collapse from the impact of Wario landing on him.
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Wario is unable to stand up due to his excessive obesity and therefore dies from a lack of nutrition.
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Kirby gives Wario some of his food at the last second, saving him.
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Kirby gets killed by Tabuu's "Red Rings fof Death" move.
-
Red Rings fof Death are defeated by every skilled smasher in existence due to the ease of dodging them.
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Skilled Smashers are rejected by society for being losers.
-
Society crumbles after an asteroid impacts earth and creates chaos.
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The chaos becomes so chaotic that even itself gets destroyed, thus creating peace.
-
Peace is disturbed by stupid warmongers.
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Stupid warmongers are distracted by shrewd fishmongers.
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Fishmongers are out-fished by Smeagol.
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Smeagol is knocked into boiling lava.
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Boiling lava is frozen by Ice Kirby.
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Ice Kirby is melted by Fire Kirby.
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Fire Kirby is doused by Water Kirby.
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Water Kirby is drank by Kirby (the vacuum from Brave Little Toaster), who then shorts out.
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Toaster helps Kirby out by manually pushing him back and forth (like after Kirby shorted out at the waterfall).
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Blanky cries, distracting Toaster from his (her?) job.
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(Toaster is a guy played by a girl btw)
Lampy steps on Blanky, shutting him up.
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Lampy crashes into a wall Diana style.
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This doesn't happen because Lampy is a lamp; therefore, he cannot move very fast.
-
The contradiction is erased by Galactus.
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Galactus dies by eating some poisonous cake (which is not a lie, btw)
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The poisonous cakes is smashed by The People's Hammer.
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The People's Hammer is destroyed by a redneck with an axe.
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Redneck with an axe drops his axe on his foot.
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Gravity eaten by pac man.
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Pac-Man overeats and dies.
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Someone somewhere in the world collects 10,000 points, and Pac-Man returns to life.
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Reagan comes back from the dead and congratulates that kid, causing the Daily Kos to attack the kid and his family, shaming them until they have nowhere left to live, and they all end up dying under a bridge. Years later, Pac-Man dies again, and no one is there to collect points for him.
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The Daily Kos got flushed down a toilet by a horrible monstrosity too complex to describe.
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The horrible monstrosity was described by Chuck Norris.
-
Chuck Norris is killed by a pebble, thrown by a sling wielding child named David.
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David is enslaved by... some Frenchmen, I guess...
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Frenchman gets turned into a french fry by Human Torch.
-
Human Torch is defeated in a battle of firepower by Claire Bennet's hawt mom.
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Claire Bennet's hawt mom gets too hawt and spontaneously combusts.
-
Spontaneous combustion is contained in a safe environment.
-
Safe environment is destroyed by the vast right-wing conspiracy.
-
Vast right-wing conspiracy is destroyed by the vast left-wing conspiracy.
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Left-wing conspiracy is uncovered by CNN and broadcast to the world.
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CNN videos are ripped to Youtube.
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Youtube is hated for ripping truthful videos.
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Truthful videos turn out to be bull[dukar]!
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Bull[dukar] is dumped into the sea using a JCB.
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Japanese Credit Bureau sues the acronym clean off of J.C. Bamford and his machines.
(If I hadn't sealed my vengeful eyes, I would bring my pencil down like an accountant from Hades on you two.)
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Woman who got fat from McDonalds food out-sues JCB.
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Woman is sentenced to an extreme diet by John G. Roberts.
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John G. Roberts is killed in a diet-duel by Robert C. Atkins.
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(Wonders if people know who John G. Roberts really is)
Robert C. Atkins falls down some stairs.
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Stairs are blown away by a RASENGAN!
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RASENGAN! is defeated by a HADOKEN!
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HADOKEN is defeated by a jet of water.
-
Jet of water is abandoned by the developers while moving on to Super Mario Galaxy.
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Developers are eaten by a big red fire breathing dragon.
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Big red fire breathing dragon is slain by Saint George.
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Saint George turns out not to have technically existed.
-
A child is born to a couple in Paris, Texas, and they name him St. George.
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Baby St. George becomes the victim of another dead baby joke.
-
Al Gore fronts a campaign to ban dead baby jokes.
-
Al Gore is gored by Al (http://www.freewebs.com/lmcat/al.jpg).
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Al is used to destroy the world by Doctor Wily.
-
Doctor Wily loses to Dr. Robotnik in a wrestling match.
-
Dr. Robotnik is destroyed by 4Kids.
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4Kids is destroyed by SatAM's Dr. Ivo Robotnik's nukes...again.
-
Obama politely suggests that Dr. Robotnik get rid of his nukes.
-
Bowser throws a nuclear Bob-omb at Obama.
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Obama deflects it with his own fist, then gets Bowser to disarm through peaceful diplomacy.
-
Obama makes a religious joke and people with Obsessive Compulsive Religion Disorder (religious people who are INSANE over their belief of religion) throw him out.
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Insane religious people battle to the death with insane atheist people. Both groups are annihilated and the only survivor is Bill (some deist guy).
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God pokes Bill in the eye just to prove him wrong.
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Bill denounces God and starts a religion that proclaims that 'The Fonz' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fonzie) is the eternal saviour, instead.
-
Bill and Fonzie are assassinated by Tricky the Clown.
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Tricky the Clown is crushed to death by Tricky the dinosaur (from Star Fox Adventures/Assault).
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Tricky the Dinosaur is hugged to death by Barney the Dinosaur.
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Barney the dinosaur gets killed by a T-1000.
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T-1000 is terminated by molten steel.
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Molten steel is cooled by Mr. Freeze.
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Mr. Freeze is terminated by The Terminator.
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The Terminator is terminated by terminators at Terminix.
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The Terminix company gets terminated by bankruptcy.
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Money goes the way of the dinosaur, so the Terminix company is reborn.
-
Here comes Peter Bumpingtail, bumpity bump-bump-bump!
Terminix's main headquarters is devoured by termites.
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Bored teenage kids pour petrol all over the termite mound and set it alight (killing all the termites inside).
-
Bored teenage kids run out of porn, and subsequently shrivel up and die.
-
Porn-makers are shut down by soccer moms.
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Soccer moms are run over by SUV.
-
SUV is done away with by
radical environmentalists the Trash Compactor from The Brave Little Toaster.
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The Brave Little Toaster sucks. Weegee has spoken.
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Weegee is "sucked to death" by Kirby from The Brave Little Toaster.
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Kirby from TBLT is crushed by a Thwomp.
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I grab an invincibility star and crush the twomp as well as everyone else.
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Shroomy95 falls down a lava pit during his killing spree, and dies.
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Shroomy95 had 2 extra lives, so he is revived, grabs a 1-up mushroom, and throws a shell at Sqrt2.
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Shell is blocked by banana peel.
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Banana Peel is flown over by a Blue Shell.
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Wi-fi disconnects right before Blue Shell reaches target.
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Wi-fi is fixed by a repairman.
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Repairman is fired for not updating Endless Paper-Rock-Scissors
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Repairman's employer is ousted by a union.
-
Union is destroyed by its own inefficiency.
-
Inefficiency is defeated by a shrewd businessman.
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Businessman is defeated by Michael Scott being his usual self.
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Michael Scott ceases to exist due to nobody knowing who the heck he is.
-
The Office, dude. The Office.
Businessman is defeated by... getting hit by a bus.
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The bus is hijacked by a terrorist.
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Terrorist foiled (and burned (http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/12/26/airline.attack/index.html)) by incompetence.
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Incompetence is stabbed with a glowing light saber by Darth Vader.
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Imma bump this thread up.
Scissors beats Vader.
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Vibrator beats scissors.
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A hand stopping a vibrator from vibrating.
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Extremist cuts off hand.
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Virtual Boy blinds extremist
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electronic virus kills virtual boy.
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Virus is killed by Dr Mario
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Dr. Mario overdoses on his own pills.
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Pills are consumed by Lindsay Lohan.
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Paper covers Lindsay
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Paper is set aflame by a flamethrower.
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Flamethrower melts because it's actually just a plastic Super Soaker filled with kerosene with a match held in front of it.
-
Cold weather stops melting
-
Cold weather gets replaced by pleasant spring weather in April.
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Time machine malfunction prevents spring.
-
Doc Brown fixes time machine.
-
Libyan nationalists shoot Doc Brown.
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:) I see where this is going.
Libyan nationalists are thwarted by Marty McFly, who causes them to drive into a phone booth after he goes back in time.
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Parkinson's.
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I hate you CrossEyed. :[
Stem cell research leads to a cure.
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Bush.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bobcesca.com%2Fimages%2FBush-door-idiot.jpg&hash=84a8c2840eb582453a2210bec3d959cc)
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Bush blows up the door with a rocket launcher.
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Rocket Launcher is crippled by the developers' giving it a lack of ammo.
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Bush MacGyvers an IED out of materials lying around.
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Bush's cognitive abilities, centered around politics, don't permit him to construct a rocket.
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Bush looks up bomb-making instructions in the internets.
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The internets become clogged with porn.
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Porn is defeated by erotica, which is found to be better.
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Censorship censors entire internet
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/b/tards and hackers uncensor it in ten seconds flat!
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/b/tards and hackers are distracted by trolls.
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Trolls, and corresponding fools, are defeated by Charlie Sheen.
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Charlie is fired fron teh internets.
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Person who fired him is set on fire by Pyro from Team Fortress 2.
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Severe glitch crashes Team Fortress 2