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General Chat / Re: Drying Your Hands

« on: November 23, 2011, 04:15:37 AM »

Just wipe off on your pants, geez. It's not like you're not gonna touch your pants later anyway or anything like that.

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General Chat / Re: New/Returning Members Post Here!

« on: November 23, 2011, 04:13:15 AM »

I'm an alphaboo. I wasn't born as the letter A; I just really like the Aanese culture and language and their cartoons and wish I caould be an Aean.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Loan forgiveness

« on: November 23, 2011, 04:11:03 AM »

It's not just the banks's fault, tho. The schools should be punished too for what they did with tuition prices and spending. They were about as irresponsible as the banks. Maybe more.

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General Chat / Re: The ANGST thread: Complain here!

« on: November 23, 2011, 04:06:08 AM »

a rather stressed Turtle.

I got beat up the other day.

[darnit] Turtle I thought we agreed that you would stop beating up 15-year-old girls when you get stressed out
buy a stress ball or something gosh

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General Chat / Re: New/Returning Members Post Here!

« on: November 20, 2011, 11:18:09 PM »

Don't mind A, he is BP's alt.

Welcome to the forums.

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General Chat / Re: New/Returning Members Post Here!

« on: November 19, 2011, 12:16:35 AM »

You had better actually be a chef.

You had better actually be a pony.

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General Chat / Re: Drying Your Hands

« on: November 14, 2011, 01:53:35 AM »

*insert Spaceballs reference here*

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Forum Games / Re: Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs

« on: November 14, 2011, 12:45:02 AM »

You nerds are all a bunch of corporate shills.

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Forum Games / Re: You Groan, You Lose

« on: November 11, 2011, 10:12:24 PM »

What did Mr. Corn say when I told him I ate twenty ears of corn last night?

You're [dukar]tin' me.

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General Chat / Re: "Things Babies Born in 2011 Will Never Know"

« on: November 05, 2011, 02:28:26 AM »

Another thing babies born in 2011 will never know: An actual queen of England.

If/when Charles becomes king, Camilla's gonna go by "princess consort" to not **** off Diana's fanbase.

And then if/when William becomes king, Kate can't be a real queen like E2 is because she just married into it.

If William and Kate have a daughter, then babies born in 2011 might see an actual queen for a few years before they die, but still.

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General Chat / Re: TEMPEST FREERUNNING ACADEMY - GYM VIDEO

« on: November 05, 2011, 02:23:24 AM »

If they're going to be doing all those wall kicks, shouldn't the blocks be SM64-style?

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General Chat / Re: That "nice guys suck" article

« on: November 05, 2011, 02:20:13 AM »

I would date Steve Jobs if I was a girl.

I think I would be into oldish smart distinguished guys if I was into guys.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Your F Score?

« on: November 05, 2011, 01:15:07 AM »

What's wrong with Fred Phelps? He's one of the greatest Olympic swimmers of our age!

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General Chat / Re: I think it's about time ... we saw each other.

« on: November 05, 2011, 01:12:27 AM »

There is no spoon.

because there are rules against that kind of opposite-gender physical contact at this school you heathen

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Video Game Chat / Re: Sonic Generations

« on: November 05, 2011, 12:00:20 AM »

Reprogram Generations so all its graphics are made out of giant cubes with 16 x 16 textures?