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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: You Rage (or Lose Faith in Humanity), You Lose

« on: July 04, 2011, 06:17:03 AM »

The black bar on the top of Google is SERIOUS ****IN BUSINESS.

Google's creedo used to be "Do No Harm", and each employee was instructed to think of this expression when he/she was writing code for new software. Google has continually gone against their own creedo by introducing unwanted changes to their home search page, and then making these changes difficult, or impossible, to remove.

Don't be a hypocrite, Google, Live up to your own professed ethic! Listen to what people want and quit trying to force us to accept things that we don't like. The resistance that you excite in your users will lead to a loss of market share, as users look for software that better suits their needs, and their desire to not have things that they are not hungry for crammed down their throats by what is becoming an uncaring, top-heavy corporation bent on forgetting the lessons of similar corporate empires vanished in the sands of time after forgetting that they cannot hold power without the will of the people behind them!

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Video Game Chat / Re: Games you think are perfect

« on: June 29, 2011, 10:38:44 PM »

My only problem with it is that its length takes away from its credibility.

That's what she said.

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Video Game Chat / Re: New Smash Bros: Use of Games That Have Come Out Since Brawl

« on: June 26, 2011, 12:26:57 AM »

If I can't have the Ouendan guys fighting against Mega Man on F-Zero cars, I will not buy this game.

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Forum Games / Re: Thy Dungeonman Returns

« on: June 25, 2011, 11:46:35 PM »

You knee him in the crotch, but he does not react. Perhaps his species keeps its gonads somewhere else?

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Video Game Chat / Re: Sonic Adventure

« on: June 25, 2011, 11:39:08 PM »

Sonic Adventure was Sonic's first 3D game, and like Mario 64, it amounted to a whole bunch of various crap they threw against a wall to see what stuck. Unlike Mario 64, though, most of it kinda sucked.

Adventure 2 is a streamlined version of Adventure 1 gameplay-wise. It took the multiple levels and whittled it down to the fun ones. So imagine the decent to mediocre Running, Shooting, and Looking For [dukar] levels from Adventure 2, and add in Running After Someone levels, Running Away From Something With A Hammer levels, and Fishing levels. Think of all the most annoying, boring, stupid-ass [dukar] in Adventure 2, and think to yourself "After two years of revision, this is the stuff they kept."

Still, there's some fun stuff in there, and if you don't care about the Super Sonic level (which is cool-looking but kinda boring and/or annoying to play), I'm pretty sure you can just play the pretty fun Sonic and Tails levels and ignore the boring Knuckles levels, annoying Gamma levels, stupid Amy levels, and stupid-ass Big levels.

If you hated Adventure 2 overall as a game, you'll really hate Adventure 1 overall. However, if you loved the Sonic/Shadow levels, and think it'd be worth five bucks to just play some more of those and ignore the rest of the game (or "game", as the case may be), go for it.

But on the other other hand, the good levels will probably be in Generations anyway.

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General Chat / Re: Classic quotes from forum members

« on: June 18, 2011, 11:15:18 PM »

I think MaxVance is hot

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Forum Games / Re: Thy Dungeonman Returns

« on: June 18, 2011, 11:11:56 PM »

All the guards slowly die of cancer over the next seventeen years. I hope you're happy.

W is now a grown woman. You missed her wedding. Her three daughters (ages 12, 9, and 4) have a vague idea of who Grampa [your name] is, but have seen him only in outdated pictures.

Also there are flying cars now. Nobody uses them, though, as they are and always will be wildly impractical.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Pick a number from 1 to 7

« on: June 18, 2011, 01:08:53 PM »

Dawkins considers himself to be a '6.9'.

Ew, no.

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Forum Games / Re: Thy Dungeonman Returns

« on: June 16, 2011, 08:13:19 PM »

I don't understand "weeaboo"

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Not at the Dinner Table / Anthony Weiner resigns (video)

« on: June 16, 2011, 06:34:57 PM »

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0</a>.

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Forum Games / Re: The Add-One-Word Story Returns

« on: June 16, 2011, 12:08:55 AM »

Ergo,

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Forum Games / Re: Thy Dungeonman Returns

« on: June 16, 2011, 12:07:31 AM »

>Buy some buffalo wings.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: You Rage (or Lose Faith in Humanity), You Lose

« on: June 16, 2011, 12:04:55 AM »

I ship Amy Klobuchar and Al Franken.





Oh, you know he wants to tap that Minnesota maple tree. Don't even try to deny it.



Yeah, that's how it works.





Oh... oh my.

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General Chat / Re: My Rocks

« on: June 08, 2011, 09:41:37 PM »

Whoa. This is pretty neato.

Any updates? How many continents left? and will you go to Antarctica if possible?

Hopefully you live long enough to put one on the moon too.

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Forum Games / Re: The Add-One-Word Story Returns

« on: June 08, 2011, 09:37:31 PM »

Sonic