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GiftedGirl · « **Reply #5400 on:** June 27, 2007, 07:40:25 PM »

"If she kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince."
"Really?"
"Prince of the Land of Stench! Ha ha!"

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #5401 on:** June 27, 2007, 08:12:21 PM »

Interviewer: Wait, what is this?!

Mr. Melee:
"Life is my friend.
Rake it up to take it in.
Wrap me in your cinnamon.
Especially in Michigan
.......well I could be your friend.

"White clouds I'm in.
A mitten full of fisherman.
C'mon Huckleberry Finn
Show me how to make her grin.
.......well I'm in Michigan.

Chorus
"Cry me a future
Where the revelations run amok.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Lions and tigers come running
Just to steal your luck.

"A rainy Lithuanian
Who's dancing as an Indian.
Painted in my tiger skin
(Especially in Michigan.)

"Double chins and bowling pins.
Unholy Presbyterians.
Land is full of medicine.
I find it when I'm slipping in.
.......into Michigan.

"The tainted new librarian
Who fainted when she tucked you in.
Let's float away like zeppelins
(On stoic gusts of Northern wind.)

Chorus

Chorus 2
"Out on the farm we'll be
Swimming with the mother duck.
Deep in the mitten where
Lions and tigers come running
Just to steal your luck.

"Life is my friend.
Underwater violins.
Order now from Ho Chi Min.
A porcelain that comes in twins.
...........When I'm in Michigan.

"Throw me in the looney bin.
'Cause I can take it on the chin.
The cleavage of your pillow skin
(Is moving like a violin.)"

Chorus
Chorus 2

Interviewer: What a great song. By Red Hot Chili Peppers, correct?

Mr. Melee: Stadium Arcadium Jupiter Disc, yup.

Glorb · « **Reply #5402 on:** June 28, 2007, 06:26:03 AM »

Narrator: By late-2006, things had taken a turn for the surreal. Glorb, or "Black Falcon Funkmeister", as his friends called him and "Stinks Mallone" as 30s gangsters called him, and The Chef were having creative differences over the story.

Interviewer: So, how did you to come to disagree on the story?

Glorb: Well, that was a long time ago, and there are no hard feelings now, but if I remember correctly, which I may not, The Chef wanted to change the story into something about ninjas and flower bunnies.

The Chef: What? When did that happen?

Glorb: I don't know, but one of you is stealing my underpants now!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #5403 on:** June 28, 2007, 08:20:29 AM »

Robert · « **Reply #5404 on:** June 29, 2007, 12:39:06 PM »

Uh, excuse me, but could anyone here give me directions to the Carrot festival in New York? I took a wrong turn at Albercurcy.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #5405 on:** June 29, 2007, 01:40:08 PM »

Whatever you do don't go near the Coop.

Glorb · « **Reply #5406 on:** June 29, 2007, 01:42:06 PM »

Lucky for you I just happened to be on Google Maps.

1. Turn left.
2. Turn right.
3. See that sign? Yeah, that one. Go around it.
4. Take the fork in the road.
5. Turn around, now!
6. Jump.
7. Go up twice, then down twice.
8. Go left, right, left, right.
9. Press B, A, Start.
10. Enter the elavator.
11. Not that one. That one.
12. Go down.
13. Ask the guy there for directions to the carrot festival.
14. Follow his directions.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #5407 on:** June 29, 2007, 03:03:24 PM »

That's it, I'm gonna see a doc about these stomachaches. Hope they don't whip out the syrup of ippecac...

*Gives LD award for most... somethingly pwnage sig*

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #5408 on:** June 29, 2007, 06:50:40 PM »

*whips out the syrup of ippecac*

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #5409 on:** June 30, 2007, 12:17:07 AM »

Quote from: Glorb on June 29, 2007, 01:42:06 PM

Lucky for you I just happened to be on Google Maps.

1. Turn left.
2. Turn right.
3. See that sign? Yeah, that one. Go around it.
4. Take the fork in the road.
5. Turn around, now!
6. Jump.
7. Go up twice, then down twice.
8. Go left, right, left, right.
9. Press B, A, Start.
10. Enter the elavator.
11. Not that one. That one.
12. Go down.
13. Ask the guy there for directions to the carrot festival.
14. Follow his directions.

Epic win here folks.

Which reminds me, I just had an AIM conversation with a friend of mine that is nearly as epic as Glorb's post, but it has some really inappropriate language for you children. I mean, I know your minds probably can't comprehend the meaning of words like "Chinese" and "Girls", and even "College".

The Chef · « **Reply #5410 on:** June 30, 2007, 07:33:06 AM »

PM me that conversation, then.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #5411 on:** June 30, 2007, 11:12:31 AM »

You can't tranq a robot.

Glorb · « **Reply #5412 on:** June 30, 2007, 12:00:25 PM »

I've decided to speak in a realy fake Cockney accent for no reason. That mostly entails leaving out certain consonents and using words like "bloody", "bloomin'", "guv'na", "corridor", and "lift". It's quite annoying, I hear.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #5413 on:** June 30, 2007, 03:47:28 PM »

Kimimaru: I have to say that purple spoon looks rather fine.
Glorb: Thank you for speaking in a British accent.
Kimimaru: I didn't speak in a British accent, I'm from Mesoplutamian.

And that ends the story of how the hungry Koala beat his friend Godzilla to a pulp after he took his rubber band.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #5414 on:** June 30, 2007, 06:10:34 PM »

Quote from: Glorb on June 30, 2007, 12:00:25 PM

I've decided to speak in a realy fake Cockney accent for no reason. That mostly entails leaving out certain consonents and using words like "bloody", "bloomin'", "guv'na", "corridor", and "lift". It's quite annoying, I hear.

Yeah, um, don't become a Dick Van Dyke clone, 'K?