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The Random Song Thread
ShadowBrain:
^ Best. Song. Ever.
Green Day--Basket Case
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause
It's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
Grasping to control
So I better hold on
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid
Or am I just stoned?
Yeah, that pretty much covers it for me...
GiftedGirl:
Heywood Banks
My Wiper Blades
Oh winters here with all the ice and snow
And the surly slush upon the road
The salty spray upon my window
Makes me wish i replace my wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
I wish that I'd replace my wiper blades
Salty spray from semis that do pass
They turn my windsheild into bathroom glass
I turn the knob but I come to the conclusion
That I did not fill up my washer solution
My wiper wiper wiper fluid
My wiper wiper wiper fluid
My wiper wiper wiper fluid
I wish that I'd replace my wiper fluid
Down the expressway 80mph
I can make out headlights, taillights, frosted shapes
But down by the dash there's a glaring where boat place to scrape
I can see fine if I lay on the passenger seat
My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
My wiper wiper wiper blades
I wish that I'd replace my wiper blades
One time on delay!
My wiper...
... wiper blades
I wish that I'd replace my wiper blades
Toad:
Aquarius!
There's travel in you future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus.
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a day.
Pisces!
Try to avoid any Viros or Leos with the Ebola virus!
You are the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.
Aries!
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Taurus!
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Gemini!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
Cancer!
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
Virgo!
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Libra!
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week
Scorpio!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
Sagittarius!
All your friends are laughing behind your back *kill them*
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn!
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I's lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today
I am a Pisces, and ironically, prior to hearing this song for the first time, the people at work thought I was a good dancer.. XD
Mr. Wiggles:
Metalingus
I've been defeated and brought down
Dropped to my knees when hope ran out
The time has come to change my ways
On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind
I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back
I'll fight to remain:
On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind
On this day its so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel
Chance to feel alive
Fear will kill me, all I could be
Lift these sorrows
Let me breathe, could you set me free
Could you set me free
On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all behind
On this day its so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel
Chance to feel alive
Kojinka:
A TMK classic
Deezer the Snowman
Doesn't use a Dell
With sorta blonde hair and a normal nose
And two eyes made out of cells
Deezer the Snowman
Is a webmaster they say
He made TMK
But the children know
How it got hosted one day
There must have been some magic
In that old website he made
For when he put it on the 'net
The visitors clicked and played
Deezer the Snowman
Lets you visit his site for free
And the children say
He could laugh and play
All the way through Mario 3
Deezer the Snowman
Knew Nintendo was hot that day
So he said let's add
Content good and bad
Now before I melt away
Down to the server
With a keyboard in his hand
Typing day and night
All around the site
Saying, "Now for Mario Land!"
He hired some staff and one was Sapph
One was MEGAߥTE
He had them kick and ban people
When they began to fight
Deezer the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying don't you cry
I'll update the site again someday
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
Look at Deezer go
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
He sure loves Mario!
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
Look at Deezer go
Type-ity type type
Type-ity type type
He sure loves Mario!
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