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Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #675 on: July 26, 2012, 01:54:15 PM »
<SolidShroom> Like when all those peoples on the forums had babies and stuff, that didn't even come close to this.
Hmm.  Lizard Dude's pizza > Luigison's daughter according to SolidShroom.

Since SS rates pizza over babies I am now wondering what his stance on abortion is.  Or would the rating be different if it were my pizza and Lizard Dude's baby?  Where does LD's bodily fluids and their consumption go on the order of excitement? 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #676 on: July 27, 2012, 12:21:20 AM »


In relation to the above post.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2012, 08:58:07 AM by Qwerty »
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #677 on: August 03, 2012, 12:57:53 PM »
Since SS rates pizza over babies I am now wondering what his stance on abortion is.  Or would the rating be different if it were my pizza and Lizard Dude's baby?  Where does LD's bodily fluids and their consumption go on the order of excitement?
Even though I love pizza more than babies, they're both ok in my book.

« Reply #678 on: September 15, 2012, 10:43:00 PM »
<%Skeleton> Fighting games are violent
<%Skeleton> They make those who think about them violent
<%Ventricle> i thought the general consensus was that shooters did that
<%Skeleton> No, those make people nice and charitable
<+CommodoreJim> I thought the general consensus was that Jack Thompson was stupid
<%Skeleton> Yes, which proves the opposite. Shooters do in fact turn their players into saints
<%Ventricle> racing games make you better at cooking
<%Skeleton> Text adventures boost physical strength
<%Ventricle> rpgs increase your metabolism
<%Ventricle> platformers enhance your vision
<%Skeleton> rhythm games make you immune to aids
<%Ventricle> strategy games increase your sexual performance
<+CommodoreJim> Sports games awaken your latent psychic abilities
<%Ventricle> puzzle games relieve stomach pains
<%Skeleton> flight simulators summon gargoyles
<%Ventricle> dating sims turn your skin blue
<+CommodoreJim> God Sims send you directly to heck
<%Skeleton> roleplays make you more likely to succeed in endeavors
<%Ventricle> metroidvanias grant immunity to bears
<%Skeleton> beat-em-ups give you revelations of the universe
<%Ventricle> run-and-guns endow you with the ability to peer into alternate timelines
<%Skeleton> Collectathons cure athelete's foot
<+CommodoreJim> Visual Novels reveal who you will marry
<%Skeleton> card games make you odor-proof for up to 18 hours
<+CommodoreJim> Slice of Life games will teach you who you really are
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #679 on: September 15, 2012, 11:44:41 PM »
<+CommodoreJim> (a tool who runs errands for talking animals)
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #680 on: September 17, 2012, 08:25:20 AM »
Oops. I thought I had all of it
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #681 on: October 23, 2012, 11:37:12 PM »
We should take away gays' rights to bear arms instead.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #682 on: October 24, 2012, 07:47:13 AM »
I want to change my signature so badly now.
I'm a horrible person.

Deezer

  • Invincible
« Reply #683 on: October 24, 2012, 11:51:03 AM »
I know that was a joke, but now, 8 years later, it just sounds mean. :(

« Reply #684 on: October 24, 2012, 08:51:29 PM »


Bear arms, you say?
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #685 on: October 24, 2012, 09:55:02 PM »
More like right to arm bears, eh eh?

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #686 on: October 24, 2012, 11:53:43 PM »
I thought the original quote was funny in the context of the thread in which it appeared.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #687 on: October 25, 2012, 06:16:44 AM »
My post in that thread is embarrassing.  Was I intentionally using the term "gay" in a derogatory manner? 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #688 on: October 25, 2012, 12:01:41 PM »
And I thought I had old posts to be ashamed of!

(I do)
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #689 on: November 11, 2012, 11:06:19 PM »
More like right to arm bears, eh eh?

Bears are dangerous enough
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

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