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« Reply #90 on: February 28, 2004, 06:58:49 PM »
Hey Reggie, is that rhinoceros around?

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« Reply #91 on: February 28, 2004, 08:26:59 PM »
Yes.

Who shot the sherrif?

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« Reply #92 on: February 28, 2004, 08:38:01 PM »
Me, but I didn't shoot the deputy.

What exactly is meant by "magically delicious"?

"It''s only work of someone makes you do it."- Calvin, to Hobbes
This is a secret coded message.

« Reply #93 on: February 29, 2004, 12:36:38 AM »
A: I think it's a subliminal message magically delicious is suoiciled yllacigam backwards
suoiciled = su-i-ci-del
yllacigam = yell-ach-I-gams-are-bleeding
Suicide by bleeding gums= magically delicious
which means that there are tiny razor blades hidden in the marshmallows and eating them is suicide.


Q: Why, Mommy? Why?
Let me away from this boulder!

« Reply #94 on: February 29, 2004, 02:33:03 AM »
Because Mommy and Daddy loved each other very much.

Why must we hurt the ones we love?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

« Reply #95 on: February 29, 2004, 06:54:28 AM »
'Cause it's funny.

Why don't Apple Jacks taste like apple?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

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« Reply #96 on: February 29, 2004, 09:51:14 AM »
Because they don't.

Where's the beef?

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« Reply #97 on: February 29, 2004, 10:50:38 AM »
I ATE IT PUNK!!


[wtd]???




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« Reply #98 on: February 29, 2004, 05:49:57 PM »
[wtd]? I dunno. It kinda looks like beef to me.

Who killed Mr. Body?

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« Reply #99 on: February 29, 2004, 06:06:48 PM »
President Bush.

Why are Trix only for kids?

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.

« Reply #100 on: February 29, 2004, 06:08:15 PM »
Becuz spelling iz for adults.

What does "Narf" mean?



Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

« Reply #101 on: February 29, 2004, 08:00:44 PM »
It is Wakohnese for Fran.

Who coined the phrase "Hakuna Matata"?

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« Reply #102 on: February 29, 2004, 08:07:31 PM »
Some dimwits named "Timon" and "Pumbaa".

TIMON: Hey! We're not dimwits!

PUMBAA: Uhh... Timon... I still don't do so well in crowds. *fart*
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What makes a woopee kushin?

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« Reply #103 on: February 29, 2004, 08:23:06 PM »
I'm gonna jump!  I'm gonna jump!  Oh, that not what it means.  Then what is Leap Day?
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #104 on: February 29, 2004, 08:23:39 PM »
Three things are needed to make a whoopie cushion:
A ballon.
A popsickle stick.
A strange person who is, for some inexplicable reason, obsessed with farting.

Now my question: What IS this inexplicable reason for Giftedgirl's obsession with farting.

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