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« Reply #270 on: October 13, 2012, 04:59:23 PM »
Princess Peach is a powerless figurehead manipulated by a group of Junker-like Toad aristocrats who do all the actual kingdom-administerin'

Because, why not.

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« Reply #271 on: October 13, 2012, 08:15:23 PM »
I kinda already mentioned that in the first post, except mine was a little less harsh. :P

« Reply #272 on: October 13, 2012, 08:59:41 PM »
Mario was chosen by Rosalina in Super Mario Galaxy not because he was a hero, but because of his shirt color.
He has 1-Ups, he'll be fine.
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« Reply #273 on: October 17, 2012, 03:07:58 PM »
He's on mushrooms. Think about it
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« Reply #274 on: October 17, 2012, 03:23:57 PM »
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« Reply #275 on: October 17, 2012, 06:19:18 PM »
Mario's a con man
He actually isn't the hero from the LP.
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« Reply #276 on: November 12, 2012, 01:40:50 PM »
There's no Mario (American) football game because...
Mario himself has the power to kick a football into outer space.

Think about it; from a standstill, in SMB3, Mario could kick a presumably solid block of ice hard enough to get it moving at 3 pixels per frame.  Assuming Mario's about 5'8" and 28 pixels tall (roughly), that makes a 16-pixel block about 1 meter on a side.  Since ice has a density of roughly 917 kg/m3, that means the ice block would weigh about 917 kg, and converting units makes 3px/frame = about 11.25 m/s.  If Mario were to kick a football, which weighs about 430 grams tops, with the same force, it would end up going about 24,000 m/s (~Mach 70), or twice Earth's escape velocity.  Then again, gravity in Mario's world can be calculated to be about 10 times Earth's, but either way, that's a heck of a powerful kick.
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If she is indeed genetically mutated such that she has an eye in the back of her head, then I guess that she is genetically mutated and has an eye in the back of her head.

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« Reply #277 on: November 12, 2012, 08:50:07 PM »
That didn't stop him from playing soccer, did it?

« Reply #278 on: November 12, 2012, 09:52:11 PM »
I guess he's just got incredibly good fine-tuning skills with that ridiculous power, then.  I suppose you could also hand-wave the initial observation with the "SMB3's a play" theory, but then again, Mario picks up similar ice blocks and throws them at comparable speed in NSMBW.
If she is indeed genetically mutated such that she has an eye in the back of her head, then I guess that she is genetically mutated and has an eye in the back of her head.

« Reply #279 on: November 13, 2012, 04:12:04 PM »
Frappe Snowland is near Kirby's Dream Land.
If you listen closely, you can hear Kirby getting 1-Ups.

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« Reply #280 on: November 13, 2012, 05:06:23 PM »
Does that mean the Mushroom World is on Pop Star? It would make sense given all the Mario cameos and such in Kirby's series.

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« Reply #281 on: November 13, 2012, 09:52:23 PM »
And Dinosaur Land's parts being named for food?
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« Reply #282 on: November 13, 2012, 11:04:43 PM »
I always figured that was because Dinosaur Land's primary inhabitants, the Yoshis, were very food-driven, and so named each area after what food it reminded them of most.
With a few exceptions.
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« Reply #283 on: November 14, 2012, 06:42:10 AM »
Mmmmmm... Bowser...
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« Reply #284 on: November 14, 2012, 05:48:07 PM »
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