''You know female Yoshies exist'' almost sounds like a reference to my post. Or not. But as for knowing that Lena is Bowser's wife, that's one thing I refuse to believe.
63. You insist that any unsuspecting baby with a red cap is the oracle of evil (just look at Baby Mario).
64. You make such a big deal of the number 64, like just now.
65. You keep a stash of vegetables nearby in case you get warts on your face.
66. You sue Doki Doki Panic for ripping off Super Mario Bros. 2
67. Then you sue Japan for making Super Mario USA, claiming it to be another ripoff.
68. You have a mental breakdown trying to figure out if that one character is named Birdo or Catherine (in reference to Wario's Woods, had you not noticed)
69. You actually congratulate Toad being in his first solo game, which was Wario's Woods.
70. Then we realize that Peach is the only other main character who doesn't have a solo game.
71. And we don't care. We pray that we never get to see Peach in a solo game.
72. And true to word, it never happens.
73. In non-related Mario games, you always pretend that the main characters are Mario characters (I know I used to do it).
74. You enjoy playing Mario Is Missing.
75. You plan to keep the Mario Bros. movie for years, in mint condition, only to sell it in 2010 and get no more than $2 for it.
76. You worship Yoshi (which wouldn't be a bad thing, in my opinion).
77. One time you breathe fire from your mouth as a warning to keep all little (and taller) brothers and sisters away.
78. You have a dream that Mario defeats Link, then you swear on your life that it was real and you were a witness.
79. You actually have a movie of Mario defeating Link.
80. You hired a drunk in a ultra bad looking costume to play the part of Link.
81. You hired Arnold Schwartzenegger to play the part of Mario.
82. And Mario says ''Hasta la vista, Linky.''
83. You realize you've submitted all these ideas in one post, you simply don't care, and continue to post more.
84. You can't decide whether to adapt an Italian accent or a Brooklyn accent (although both are probably the same).
85. You become president of DigiPen and transform it to LuigiPen.
86. You tell Shigeru Miyamoto to obliterate all the non-Mario-related franchises, and he actually does it.
87. You realize you don't have that power, and you're thrown out of the Nintendo building quicker than you can say ''Mama Mia.''
88. Whenever something bad happens, you say ''Mama Mia.''
89. Whenever you want to annoy someone, you say ''Hey! Hey! Hey!''
90. You'll blow a decade's worth of allowance to get your grubby hands on absolutely anything Mario related you may have missed, including merchandise.
91. You run a Mario merchandise store.
92. You make the big mistake of stocking up on Waluigi merchandise.
93. You've realized you made THIRTY posts to this thing and must stop now.
94. Then you make one more post for the heck of it.
To be a Koopa, you must become a Koopa.
