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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Anonymous Mario Fan on November 28, 2001, 11:00:02 AM
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I like MarioandLink's three word story. Here's a variant I made up. It could turn out to be pretty fun, or it could bomb like Yoshi's Cookie Safari did. We'll see.
Okay, so here's how it goes. I will post the beginning of a story and a number between 1 and <edit>10</edit>. The next post must add that many words to the story. So if it's a 1 the next poster adds a single word, but if it's a 5 the next post adds five words.
The next post must also contain a number of words for the next person to add, who in turn puts in the appropriate number of words and yet another number, etc. Here's how it might begin:
Mario and Luigi went to see (4)
Peach because she needed (5)
help with her leaky faucet. (6)
But they couldn't fix it because (1)
Bowser (2)
had stolen (3)
Mario's Magic plunger. (5)
So they went to the (5)
store and bought another one. (5)
On their way back, though (6)
they encountered a very large Goomba. (3)
etc.
Get it? The next post in this example would have three words. So let's try it, shall we?
One day (5)
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OK, I pressed the profile sig button. What? It doesn`t show my sig? That`s not fair!
Edited by - Anonymous Mario Fan on 12/1/2001 11:06:18 AM
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Mario went to see MagicKoopa(10)
I used to be ZimStar. If anyone knows how to drop my olf acount please tell me. Thanks.
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Because he had never seen such an idiot in all (2)
Somebody set up us the bomb-omb.
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Hmm. Maybe this won't bomb after all.
his life. (3)
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OK, I pressed the profile sig button. What? It doesn`t show my sig? That`s not fair!
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MagicKoopa was (4)
Somebody set up us the bomb-omb.
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making a magic wand (5)
I used to be ZimStar. If anyone knows how to drop my olf acount please tell me. Thanks.
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for his very idiotic tasks. (7)
Somebody set up us the bomb-omb.
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When Mario came MagicKoopa Zaped him into (2)
I used to be ZimStar. If anyone knows how to drop my olf acount please tell me. Thanks.
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Pirate Land. (9)
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OK, I pressed the profile sig button. What? It doesn`t show my sig? That`s not fair!
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He was with Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi, who said (5)
Somebody set up us the bomb-omb.
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Mario, what hapened to you? (10)
I used to be ZimStar. If anyone knows how to drop my olf acount please tell me. Thanks.
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And Mario answered, "I should be asking you that, Waluigi!" (1)
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OK, I pressed the profile sig button. What? It doesn`t show my sig? That`s not fair!
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So (6)
Somebody set up us the bomb-omb.
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the four of them went to (5)
I used to be ZimStar. If anyone knows how to drop my olf acount please tell me. Thanks.
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Toad to get a star. (4)
Somebody set up us the bomb-omb.
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But Baby Bowser was (7)
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OK, I pressed the profile sig button. What? It doesn`t show my sig? That`s not fair!
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there. He said "If you want to... (7)
DaMimster
What more do I have to say?
All your base are belong to us
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kill me make love to me!!!
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Wait!!!
to kill me make love to me baby(10)
The First one Doesn' Count!
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But they didn't want to love him, so they then (1)
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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.
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hurled (4)
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some bowling pins at (6)
DaMimster
What more do I have to say?
All your base are belong to us
Edited by - DaMimster on 12/11/2001 5:26:25 PM
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Perverted Baby Bowser so hard, he (2)
Somebody set up us the bomb-omb.
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dropped down (10)
DaMimster
What more do I have to say?
All your base are belong to us
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the star which he had held for ransom named Bill. (4)
Somebody set up us the bomb-omb.
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They went to Bowser
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You forgot to roll the die!
Somebody set up us the bomb-omb.
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Killed the jerks there. <8>
Edited by - Paper Mario on 1/9/2002 5:30:18 PM
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huh?
P.S. Merry Xmas
Somebody set up us the bomb-omb.
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...And Mario appeared right inside Princess Peach's Castle. (7)
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Welcome to Wariokart!!!! Hey, give me that Blue Shell back, you thief!
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Very ironic; They were playing Mario Kart. (3)
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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.
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luigi then said <4>
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when you cross the line between sanity and madness..i''ll be the one surfing on it
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"Why can't we just(6)
Got mushroom?The poison in mushrooms will make your f**k''n self die.Got mushroom?
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get some mushrooms and then we'll <67849><too much?...oh><fine><2>
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*sniff sniff* hey...there''s that smell again..
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67849?!? Let see..
walk to the park because it is good and clean and happy. I've got some friends and their names are Bob and Bill and John and Harry and Will and Rob and Joe and Johnny and Jonny and Abe and Gabe and Fred and Barney and Betty and Wilma and Dino and Bambam and Pebbles. Whoops, I accidentaly said the cast of the Flintstones. That was a good show. I wish I could see it again. But I can't because I'm stuck in this other dimension. Oh well. That's life. I can't keep on doing this!!!!!!!!!!!!(8)
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then they all got sucked in another dimension <5>(yeah...5 is a good number)
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*sniff sniff* hey...there''s that smell again..
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HEY!!!
frostbite...that was only 96 words!!
are you tryin' to rip us off?
what kind of friend are you?
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*sniff sniff* hey...there''s that smell again..
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in the dimention they find toad and he says(12)
the man of mario is here!
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You really expect me to make thousands of words?
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"I'll let it slide once, but twelve isn't between 1 and 10!" (1)
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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.
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wow(4)
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Said Frostbite to AMF (10)
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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.
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Shove your head up my big fat hairy chuby ass<7>
Edited by - Paper Mario on 2/2/2002 11:26:57 AM
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what was that, paper mario?
yes, frostbite, i want you to write thousands of words
DO IT!!
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*sniff sniff* hey...there''s that smell again..
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frostbite didn't want to shove his head
<6>
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who wants to buy a chinchilla?
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because I said "The End!" Wow!
*****NEW STORY*****
Mario was walking (6)
Edited by - The_Millionaire on 3/4/2002 3:07:36 PM
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yall needta b set strait yo(0)
clone me
clone me
Edited by - superclownman on 3/4/2002 3:19:21 PM
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down the street singing "Who wa <5>
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diddy diddy dum diddy do" <6>
Dear God! Im flat!
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when he came upon a mondo
<3>
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''''dig it, cats and kittens''''>>>neutrino (tmnt)
Edited by - cable04 on 3/5/2002 1:28:41 PM
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"What's a mondo?" (8)
Edited by - The_Millionaire on 3/6/2002 8:31:08 AM
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it is an adjective. mario saw a mondo
<4>
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''''dig it, cats and kittens''''>>>neutrino (tmnt)
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"What does it mean?" (10)
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mondo is another word for big, or huge, okay, millionaire?
<7>
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''''dig it, cats and kittens''''>>>neutrino (tmnt)
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red koopa shell so he went and(5)
CashCrazed; all about the $$$$$
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played Yoshi's Cookie with Yoshi. (9)
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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.
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When Mario realized that game is as dumb as(6)
CashCrazed; all about the $$$$$
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Albert Einstein, he played some more. (1)
Albert Einstein is smart, therefore Yoshi's Cookie is smart. Don't argue that!
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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.
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Mario(4)
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was hungry, so he (10)
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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.
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went over to burger king, 'cause it's better than mcdonalds
<2>
0 0-/< in honor of all our fallen comrades, may they go to a better place >\-0<
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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and ordered(7)
CashCrazed; all about the $$$$$
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Some cookies with checks, diamonds, and flowers. (10)
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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.
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mamma mia that's-a good food! now all i need is
0 0-/< in honor of all our fallen comrades, may they go to a better place >\-0<
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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mamma mia that's-a good food! now all i need is
<5>
0 0-/< in honor of all our fallen comrades, may they go to a better place >\-0<
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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health insurance that covers this!(6)
CashCrazed; all about the $$$$$
Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/26/2002 6:27:32 PM
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stupid double post!
CashCrazed; all about the $$$$$
Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/26/2002 6:27:13 PM
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so mario left burger king and
<3>
0 0-/< in honor of all our fallen comrades, may they go to a better place >\-0<
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
Edited by - cable04 on 3/27/2002 11:00:27 AM
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found a new(8)
CashCrazed; all about the $$$$$
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fast food place to eat at. McDonald's was (4)
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outta business cause nobody(5)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
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likes their mondo grosso food <7>
<mondo can also be used as a synonym for 'really' in some cases: mondo grosso means really gross>
0 0-/< in honor of all our fallen comrades, may they go to a better place >\-0<
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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Except those bums that lived next to... (6)
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Nintendo of America. Mario saw some(3)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
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green, slimy glop (6)
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which turned out to be red (1)
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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.
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Jello(1/2)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
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One-half????
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1\2 eh, well this is all i can think of....
'N'(5)
it is a bad contraction for "and"
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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Half a word. Say, if you wanted part of Mario, you want put "Mar" and let another person finish it. Of course they could also make it "Marble".
liquid mushroom. When he stepped(7)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
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outside, he discovered something very, very bad. (1)
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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Bowser! (7 1/2 -- seven and a half words!)
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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.
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Bowser used a Poison Mushroom to make Ma(4)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
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--rio act odd. Boswer for... (5 1/2, to get rid of these half words)
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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rio very very small. Yo- (9 1/2)
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Buzz (counting the kids in the car): 11, 92, 12, . . .
Mom: Buzz, stop being a moron.
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Looks like somebody posted right before another with the same amount of words. I knew this would happen sometime, that's why I always check back the instant before I post.
How about if someone puts 0, all the next poster does is put a number.
da ended up here by mistake, so Luigi had to(6)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/31/2002 7:53:32 PM
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watch Star Wars to understand it. (9)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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"use the force, mario." is what yoda said.
"okay"
<3.5 ... i don't like fractions>
0 0-/< in honor of all our fallen comrades, may they go to a better place >\-0<
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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Mario used the for- (-1)
Microsoft X-Box unanimously voted "Worst Game Console There Ever Was And Ever Will Be"
I am a Mario Hacker! Specializing in SMB1. Hacks completed: 2
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(4 1/2)t ec
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
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hmmmmm *gets out a dictionary and looks for words starting in "ec"*
Economy guns, ya know, cheap ones....
..onomy guns to blow off.... (6 and 8192/16384)
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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It's backwards, the last post said -1.
Bowser's spiny shell so he could ju(2½)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
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oooooooh looks like SOMEONE knows how to reduce fractions!! :D
..st go home. (4 and x/2x)
(Arggggh! too many numbers and quirky rules! Do you find 2 1/2 or -1 or even 6 8192/16384 on a dice?)
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
Edited by - Insane Steve on 4/1/2002 7:10:57 PM
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8192/16384 is easy to reduce for people who know their powers of 2.
Both Mario and Luigi we((2x² + 5x + 3) / (x+1) - (4x³) / (2x²))
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/2/2002 8:38:26 AM
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re eating birthday ca (9x9-9x8)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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ndles when they noticed they were being such idiots th(2 + (sin 45º / sqrt of 2))
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/2/2002 8:35:08 AM
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(hmmmmmm sine is the opposite over the hypothenuse, right? and sin 45 = 1 / sqrt 2, and sqrt 2 = sqrt 2/2, so, 2 + sin 45/sqrt2 equals... 2 1/2! *whew!*)
....at the tabloids.... (the only composite odd number less than 10 + [tan 45] / [ 2^x/2^ {x+1} ] )
your move...
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
Edited by - Insane Steve on 4/2/2002 4:45:29 PM
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10 + [tan 45] / [ 2^x/2^ {x+1} ]
10 + (1/1) / [2^x / 2^(x+1) ]
10 + 1/(2^0 / 2^-1)
10 + 1/(1/2)
10 + 2
12
hmm, odd composite
1, 3, 5, 7, 9, or 11
It's 9
had so many buyers that day many of the(( sin^-1(.5 * sqrt of 2) - log(1)) / cos^-1(.5 * sqrt of 2))
This is in degrees, by the way.
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/2/2002 8:35:24 PM
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mathematical formulas are too complex (This is probably the wrong number of words) (5)
Microsoft X-Box unanimously voted "Worst Game Console There Ever Was And Ever Will Be"
I am a Mario Hacker! Specializing in SMB1. Hacks completed: 2
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Ok, ok, I'll stop putting weird math formulas. The answer was 1, by the way.
You could figure this one out with a calculator because there are no variables.
for normal people. After that,(4½)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
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Mario found a big b- (7.25)
Microsoft X-Box unanimously voted "Worst Game Console There Ever Was And Ever Will Be"
I am a Mario Hacker! Specializing in SMB1. Hacks completed: 2
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alloon that had a P on it, s(0)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
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(9.49999999999999999999999. . .)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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uper man flew in and took the balloon away from
<here's an easy one (50-49)+6>
0 0-/< in honor of all our fallen comrades, may they go to a better place >\-0<
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
Edited by - cable04 on 4/3/2002 1:17:51 PM
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Mario so he wouldn't get bloated at(infinite)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/3/2002 2:10:34 PM
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Fine fine fine fine fine... no more complex math.... geez... It's nice to see that ppl like me and CashCrazed can do math... thus disproving the fact that playing video games makes you dumb... :)
dinner, but he still did. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ....... (infinite ha's) (3 3/5)
(i.e., three syllables of a 5 syllable word, or 3 letters of a 5 letter word... you pick)
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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The next morning, Lui(3.141593)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
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...gi ate some pi. (sorry bout the bad joke)
ummmmmmm (.999999999999999999999999.........)
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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dag double post!
0 0-/< in honor of all our fallen comrades, may they go to a better place >\-0<
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
Edited by - cable04 on 4/5/2002 12:46:25 PM
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0 0-/< in honor of all our fallen comrades, may they go to a better place >\-0<
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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was taking a dump(5)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
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When suddenly, out of nowhere.... (8)
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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a Piranha Plant came out of the crapper(7)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/5/2002 8:17:58 PM
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who was tossing dice at a casino (solution to 93482x+4=841342)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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ok, algebra problem.
93482x+4=841342
93482x=841338
I guess 9. lemme check... ya its 9
And he rolled a seven. "HA! I win!" said...
here it comes:
({[x+x]+[x-x]+[xXx}+[x/x]}/{[x+1]^2})
the third thing reads "x times x".
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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((x+x) + (x-x) + (x*x) + (x/x)) / (x+1)²
(2x+x²+1) / (x+1)²
(x+1)² / (x+1)²
1
the(10^(x+2) / 10^log(10^x) * .01)
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/6/2002 6:19:35 PM
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ARRRRRRGH! no more logs! I can't do logs! I haven't learned logs yet! only sin, cos, and tan. ummmm.... can you show me how to do logs?
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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It's the power of 10 the number is. The log of 1 is 0(10^0=1), and the log of 1000 is 3(10^3=1000). So, the log of 10^x is x(10^answer = 10^x, so answer=x).
I'm only 13, so they aren't teaching this in my math class. I only figured it out by messing with a calculator
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/6/2002 8:22:29 PM
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i just learned logs...
reading that, i don't understand that...
just think of it this way
log \/a /\ x (that's log base a of x) = y
a is below log and x, and is the base of the exponent a^y=x
x is the answer to the exponent a^y=x
y is the exponent to the exponent a^y=x
oh well...
DaMimster
Just sitting around waiting for the day when Super Mario Advance 3 comes to the US shores...
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ummmm can you say the answer so we can continue the story? This is a story post, not a math class.... *evil grin*
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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The answer is 1
(10^(x+2) / 10^log(10^x) * .01)
10^x+2 / 10^x *. 01
10² * 10^-2
1
plant.(8)
I guess calculators use a log base of 10
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Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Marios gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Dont think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, lets blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..
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He collected his winnings of 5 gold coins. (6)
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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"I'm rich!" he shouted. Then he (Who is he?) (5.5)
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said, "i'm probably mario. but wh
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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Y8FooD...well, you did
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said, "i'm probably mario. but wh
<3.5 to get rid of the half words>
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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Y8FooD...well, you did
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at if I'm not? (pi)
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(pi = 22/7 kind of, so the "d" is the first letter of a 7 letter word.)
Well, then I'll d------ (5 6/7 to get rid of the 1/7)
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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I want you to post here again!
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
Edited by - Anonymous Mario Fan on 5/4/2002 6:37:52 PM
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-estroy whoever it was that said (3)
--- 2002 Bad Awards --- Given to the worst.
Worst videogame console: X-Box
Worst computer/videogame company: Microsoft
Stupidest person on earth: Bill Gates
Ugliest person on earth: Britney Spears
Edited by - The_Millionaire on 5/5/2002 5:21:45 AM
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"Hi I'm Bob." (10)
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"I really like to play Yoshi's Cookie and Tetris Attack." (10)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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Hmmm, the old (number) word story. Time to revive it!
Beginning a new story, Mario wakes up and finds himself (4)
Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/21/2002 7:25:20 PM
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in Bowser's twin bed. (10)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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But Peach was mad because Mario didn't tell her where (4)
Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
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the hell he went. (9)
I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Which is why Peach started liking Luigi. Meanwhile, Bowser (3)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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ate some Pizza (10)
Frankly, Steve, I expected something more original from you. Hmmph.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/22/2002 8:53:26 PM
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but it didn't taste right, and thus he began to (1)
So? I am not feeling original today.
I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Edited by - Insane Steve on 11/22/2002 8:59:19 PM
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eat (5)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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Some original Insane Steve pie...?!?! (8)
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Which didn't exist, as I was not original. (2)
I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Just Kidding. (2)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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So Insane(6)
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upgraded to Windows XP and played (9)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
Edited by - Anonymous Mario Fan on 11/23/2002 9:06:33 PM
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Hopscotch DX plus Shuffleboard for the Retirement Village emulator. (5)
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But Windows XP sux, so (7)
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he got Windows Me, which is good. (2)
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"Dude, you're (5)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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not wearing anything!" said Jimbo. (9)
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"But I need some green pizza pie for my..." (5)
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invention called the Power Shower!" (4)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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Franklin Richards saw a (3)
"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
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Toad, but he
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said "Hey CashCrazed! You forgot the number!" Then he went to bed. (6)
"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
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Hobareeba Sabba Soben Hober Reeber Snick! (4)
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Toad farted mighty loud!(9)
King of Pink, That's Me!
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"Why do you make people do that?" asked Toad. (5)
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cause it's funny said Mario. (8)
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So then, Donald [bundle of sticks]en entered the story and... (4)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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...ate some cheesey poofs (5)
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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with a monkey in some (5)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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black and blue under garments (3)
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so he said (8)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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"I will now eat seven thousound pounds of (1)
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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pillows. (8)
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But then he ran so far from here (7)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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...that his foot doctor's feet were tired. (7)
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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"Won't you turn that bebop down?" said (5)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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A piece of fried chicken (2)
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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and it (5)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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then got eaten by a(n) (4)
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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Angry piece of bologna (8)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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and the balogna was about to do the (9)
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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Hokey Pokey, but suddenly, a large piece of orange . . . (4)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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collided with an apple (9)
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Then the two fruits combined to make a orangapple. (3)
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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Then, while a (4)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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crazed maniac did the (1)
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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Mario (1)
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something (2)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Peach ate (7)
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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made her gag up Goombas and Spinys. (1)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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"What?!" (2)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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...shouted a(n) (5)
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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idiot with the name Mario. (9)
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So Mario told him, "You need a different name." (4)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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"The heck I do!" he said.
Mariomania is still running wild! Whatcha gonna do Bowser, When Mario runs wild on you!
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Then he went to the name store to buy a new name. (5)
Hey Jman, you're supposed to make a post with the same amount of words that are in the parenthesis in the previous post, and then say how many words are supposed to be in the next one.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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He bought te name Max Power.
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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And that was six words. (2)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Square dancing (the first perfect number after 6)
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is really fun but not if you are Mario in which case it makes you mad and makes you want to stomp a Goomba until it is blue. (next perfect number after 28)
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496 words? You must be Joe King! But anyway, one day, a little goat was walking along a landfill and suddenly by the riverside there was an oaf. The oaf ate some shoe polish and went up the river with two paddles, but he ate them. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, a British guy had no dressing, so he wore salad instead. Then, the world screamed because there were too many words in this post and the moon ate him. Who is he, you ask? Why Alistair Macinsosh, naturally. A fine young boy who got eaten by the moon. Then, while Jim Bobby wasn't looking, the Jetsons drove by in their shiny new pop bottle. Popeye drank some pop and popped. Peter Percival Patterson had a pet pig named Porky,
This pet pig named Porky loved pie.
He loved pizza pie,
Pumpkin pie,
Pineapple pie,
Pizza pie,
Minced tarts.
And Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky loved pie for breakfast,
Pie for lunch,
Pie in the afternoon,
And pie before he went to bed.
Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky ate so much pie,
That, do you know what he did?
He popped.
Is that enough words yet? I'm too tired to count them all. Good night. (1)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Mario (1)
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loves (4)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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to chuck koopa shells (8)
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at unsuspecting go karts to make them do(5)
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really funny stuff. Noontime, when (4)
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Luigi was eating arms (3)
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/7/2003 3:40:01 PM
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of critter plants, (6)
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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he smelled something funny in his... (10)
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/8/2003 4:05:14 PM
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bedroom. When he went to check, he found Mario smoking (4)
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catnip. Luigi wondered why (5)
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beans had legs of flies (3)
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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When Mario's cat (7)
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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coughed up a hairball. Mario wondered where (6)
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/9/2003 7:17:12 PM
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he had gotten a cat in (3)
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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the first place, (6)
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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and discovered he got it in (10)
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the unshaven armpit of the world, also known as Paris. (8)
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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Paris got transformed into bones by The Ruined. (5)
(That happened in an issue of Fantastic Four a while back. Everything was made of bones. Creepy.)
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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So Mario said, "I smell!" (8)
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
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He smelled toast. He went and ate it.
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(4)
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It tasted like toast. (5)
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But then he became mental. (8)
Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
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Mental Mario is more dangerous than Metal Mario! (6)
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He plays Super Mario Sunshine more. (10)
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So everybody went to play Super Mario Sunshine, when a(n)... (7)
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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evil gaint FLUDD appeared and destroyed everything! (3)
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Mario tried to...(19)
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eat some vegetables, but because it was so healthy and un-American it poisoned him and he died watching Rugrats. (16)
Another moment and it would have been... later.
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Elvin Gadd tried to revive him, but only succeeded in created a mindless, bloodthirsty Mario zombie. (8)
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A quack doctor, however, restored Mario to life. (9)
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Then a duck liked to eat lots of pie. (5)
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But he died from eating...(3)
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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mince tarts. Clocks (5)
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go tick tock said a(n) (10)
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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evil dude named Frederick Philbert Forsyth VI, duke of Quagmyre.
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(6)
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Yoshi decided to go to the (9)
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next door apartment where the baby Starlings ate lunch. (3)
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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a large slab of meat. (4)
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...which hung from a (2)
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large wall. (7)
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But Yoshi would have rather eaten cookies. (3)
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So when Mario (6)
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ate some pickled apples, a giant (7)
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bowl of spaghetti attacked the White House. (4)
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"That was fun!" exclaimed (7)
The good- Gamecube
The bad- PS2
The ugly- X Box
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Mario while eating the spagetti. Then Yoshi... (3)
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threw some hairy (9)
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chickens at the unsuspecting person standing on the target. (6)
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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 5/24/2003 12:14:25 PM
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But Target had a GameCube demo machine inside, so (5)
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the evil yo-yos had to (9)
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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box
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try and be nice while the next people in (6)
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Azerbaijan were waiting for the warp (2)
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pipe to (10)
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Sozyeroldmanistan. Then, unexpectedly, when things looked funkiest, the crazy snitchheimers (6)
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ate chocolate pinapple butter cakes while (5)
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Wario said, "Three, Two, One..." (2)
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Random Signature:
"Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead."
Edited by - Luigison on 5/28/2003 9:52:10 PM
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Banana Bread!!" (8)
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Then, the green grass wasn't looking, and the (3)
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Holstein cow wasnt(1)
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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grazing (10)
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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)7( nehT .dnuora denrut tog eh dna ,oiraM desufnoc siht llA
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)5( ot og ot dedised toof thgir ym
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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traM-e-kciuQ eht. Finally Sapphira fixed (4)
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all the backwards writing. (5)
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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Which was good because everyone (4)
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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)01( !niaga sdrawkcab gnitirw detrats
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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]!dennis oiraM[ .dennis nellE dna ,leoN ,nedrA ,aniT ,arolF ,noraA ,liceC ,aroL ,leoJ ,aneR ,eeD ,deN ,adA ,lebasI ,lraeP
,ennyL ,anaD ,avE ,dE ,nnyL ,enaiD ,abeR ,naD ,etteB ,enrA ,yliL ,anI ,naJ ,OIRAM ,araS ,araM
,arI ,oJ ,aniN ,aliL ,yaR ,neB ,ettedanreB ,adI ,aneL ,ynneD ,evaD ,anaL ,ynneP ,eaR ,lisaB
,elaD ,aneD ,deeR ,enaJ ,oeL ,loraC ,ecilA ,aroN ,floR ,atinA ,ardeN ,noeL ,andE ,lleN ,sinneD
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started writing backwards again! (10)
(Notice that the name spelled backwards are the names.)
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Random Signature:
"Translators, traitors."
Edited by - Luigison on 6/3/2003 9:07:07 PM
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)1( dias "!nosigiuL od ot elihw a nekat evah tsum tahT"
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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)6( .ihsoY
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"Not really," said Luigison. Yoshi said, "...
Reversing the text was really fast since I used a javascript. Although, the script took a little while, but it was made several posts earlier (the first one I posted backwards on).
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Mario says:
I put my pants on backwards...does that count?
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"Hey, you need a dice-number!" shouted (6)
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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Frank. Do bobs like noodle fronds? (5)
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 6/5/2003 8:45:17 PM
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Don't you feel bad for Mario? He rolled the dice and got a (13)
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third double, meaning JAIL TIME! (8)
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Then Luigi got sent to jail for landing... (4)
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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on the "Go to (7)
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My pants are put on backwards!!! I need someone to flip them around! (13)
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Jail." Space, and went directly to jail. (3)
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Peach landed on (10)
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Bankrupt, because she was playing Special Wheel of Fortune Monopoly! (6)
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Luigi played chess with Dr. Gadd.
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Metal Star Wars character pieces surrounded (8)
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And Luigison went to jail for not posting a number! (4)
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AAHH!! Simultaneous posts!
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And Mario still can't get someone to flip around his pants(13). And Chupperson Weird accidentally put his pants on backwards so he and Mario should help each other(13)
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Don't mess with Writer's Block!
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Yoshi passed Go and (10)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
Edited by - Anonymous Mario Fan on 6/6/2003 5:18:08 PM
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earned 200...Coins! But that wasn't all... Behind him were (4)
Edited by - Sapphira on 6/6/2003 5:31:23 PM
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...mismatched Mario and his backwards pants(13)
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(jon doesn't seem to get it.)
Two Bullet Bill statues (2)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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(Apparently not. The rules don't seem that hard, but that may be just me.)
Yoshi gulped. (9)
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Ok, I don't really know what's going on. It seems like a game of Mario Party, but I don't know. I just like to say Mario's pants are on backwards because he rolled a 13. Oh, (13)
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*shakes head* Didn't you read the first post?
It doesn't really have a storyline--it's just random. The dice numbers you see, i.e. (8), tell the next person the number of words they have to use in the next post.
Example: (4)
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Mario went to the (2)
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store to (3)
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buy some cake.(8)
...And so forth.
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Oh, now I understand it! Mario's backwards pants...(6)
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Yes. In a Three-word story you add three words, here you add (dice number) words.
Flew off and slapped the statues. (2)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
Edited by - Anonymous Mario Fan on 6/6/2003 6:05:08 PM
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"Bad pants!"(7)
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said Mario, realizing that he had some (3)
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untrained pantaloons on.
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"Look Mario, there's no dice roll!" shouted Peach while (7)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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"Darn I forgot pants and the number!"(5)
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Why do you write names?(5)
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Why is Mario speechless again? (2)
The names are part of his signature. It is a list of people who sinned. He is pointing out the Mario is on the list. The list is actually one of those things like, "A man, a plan, a canal, panama" that can be read forwards or backwards. The "sinneD" at the end is actually my name, "Dennis" backwards.
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Random Signature:
"Paper Mario on GameCube?"
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That's pretty messed up, telling the world who sinned. But, that's his signature.
Deadly pantaloons(9)
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Fell from the sky like snowflakes on Mario's parade. (23)
That's one big die, or maybe a lot of small ones.
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Random Signature:
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
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I don't think I would ever want to put together over twenty different words just because of three or more different dice blocks.^_^(4)
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Meanwhile Yoshi continued to (6)
(Hey! Cool! I never realized his sig was a palindrome! Rise to vote, sir!)
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put Mario's pants in the laundry(12)
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as Luigi tossed the lunch monkey into a bucket of hairy ducks. (1)
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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Mario(6)
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played a Tetris game with his (7)
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]
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pants on backwards with a backwards Game(3)
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square died bomb. (5)
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Then seven Bomb-ombs came and (3)
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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ate some french fries (2)
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while Waluigi (6)
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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stood on his head maliciously looking(2)
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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At Luigi(10)
It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
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who copied Mario by wearing green Luigi style backwards pants.(2)
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But Wario (7)
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desided that he was better off to... (5)
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revive this topic. Then Mario (7)
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went to Kroger. Then he said that(10)
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Solrock and Lunatone. Now that there''s a good combination.
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Toad smelled like a hairy, sweaty, underarm of some fat(7)
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''''t no passin'''' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!
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idiot who liked to lick people's sodas.(9)
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/5/2004 6:59:20 PM
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Yoshi walked up to Mario and kicked his shin. (4)
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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:
Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
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Mario screamed bloody murder. (7)
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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Then, OJ Simpson gave Yoshi Johnny Cochrine's (2)
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Exerpt from the Vatican Rag:
Get in line in that Prossesional
Step into that small canfessional
There''s a guy who know religion
He''ll tell you if your sin''s original
If it is try playing it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
2-4-6-8 Time to transubstantiate!
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library card. (4)
"With every sunrise, there is a new chance, but with every sunset, you blew it."- Jack Handey
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Then five weeks later, (10)
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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Bowser ate Super Sushi and became Koopzilla, terrorizing Mushroom Kingdom. (6)
Signature under Construction.
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But I don't give a crud. (10)
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ME: Say hello to my little friend!
LttlFrnd: Hi! My name''s Likorish!
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suddenly a huge chain chomp appeared in front of mario. (0)
(insert signature here)
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(6)
I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.
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It ate Mario and he died. (6.5)
~I.S.~
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Thus ended this Mario story. The E- (0.5)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
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ra. (9.2)
I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.
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How can you have 9.2 words?!? That is stupid be--(10)
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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''