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Title: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 18, 2003, 02:50:33 PM: Rules: I start off with one short paragraph, and each of you add a sentence or two to the story. Now here it goes:

Mario and Princess Peach were walking to the park for a picnic until Luigi stopped them. He was sobbing. Toad also came, and was sobbing too.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 20, 2003, 12:15:37 AM: "Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 20, 2003, 01:29:35 PM: Then Luigi said, "Shut up, Toad! That's just as bad as your 'Our princess is in another castle' crap! Stop repeating everything for once, and THINK before you say something! What really happened is that the Olsen Twins are going to make another movie! AHHH!!"

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/20/2003 5:02:38 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Dr. Mario on March 20, 2003, 02:58:16 PM: So Mario said, "We have to stop them!"

"But how?" asked Peach.

Scratch here to reveal prize!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Mario Master on March 20, 2003, 06:02:04 PM: Just then, the chain chomp came up and bit off Luigi's butt.

Check your progress at: www.geocities.com/marioadventureboardinfo/characters
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 20, 2003, 06:53:53 PM: Then Luigi turned into Daisy and she punched the chain chomp until it died.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/20/2003 5:10:19 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 20, 2003, 09:48:50 PM: "Look," said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!" >:-D

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 21, 2003, 01:49:19 PM: Then Mario and Daisy beat up Toad unitl he was dead and they went to kick CW violently until he stopped posting parts from other stories. >:-[

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/21/2003 11:50:02 AM
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 21, 2003, 09:53:20 PM: Then Toad got up and said, "You have no sense of humor." Then, Mario wanted some pie, but there was no restaurant in a hundred miles.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 22, 2003, 07:57:09 AM: Then Peach took out a pie from her picnic basket (they WERE going on a picnic) and smashed into Mario's face, saying "This is from the Olsen Twins! They're my favorites!" And Mario screamed bloody murder in a high-pitched voice.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/22/2003 6:12:51 AM
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 22, 2003, 11:12:44 PM: Then the Olsen Twins moved to Pluto.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 23, 2003, 06:48:36 AM: Then Pluto ate them while Mickey Mouse said, "Good Boy, Pluto!"
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: CharginChuck on March 23, 2003, 02:27:12 PM: Then a bunch of Ptooies ruthlessly attacked him.

Boy, this Topic sure seems famialiar...
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 24, 2003, 12:41:22 AM: Then he moved to Grass Land, thinking it was Greenland.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Dr. Mario on March 25, 2003, 03:52:25 PM: Then Iceland melted.

Scratch here to reveal prize!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 25, 2003, 11:45:24 PM: And that doesn't make any sense, so they went to a galactic eclipse.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 26, 2003, 05:54:41 PM: Then the Olsen Twins came back, but they were ravenous monks, and started biting people in the legs and butts, and then Mary Kate died because she had bitten Mario's butt.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 26, 2003, 10:09:09 PM: Then a nuke blew up in the sun.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 27, 2003, 04:54:07 PM: Then Mario urinated up into the air at the sun. Because it had a strong gravitional force, it pasted the sun back together, so it was shining again.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/27/2003 2:56:12 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 27, 2003, 09:19:43 PM: Then everyone, including Mario ran away, and someone yelled to nintendoexpert that a nuke wouldn't blow the sun up, since the sun is a giant nuke anyway!

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: SuperJumpMan8 on March 29, 2003, 11:36:09 PM: And the dish ran away with the moo moo!

Play my Demo!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 30, 2003, 11:55:45 PM: Then they all traveled to Pianta Village and started doing the Hokey-Pokey!

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Dr. Mario on March 31, 2003, 03:17:11 PM: Mario said, "The sky is falling! Run away before we all die a bloody death!"

Scratch here to reveal prize!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 31, 2003, 09:40:38 PM: Then Link came out of nowhere and looked at the sun with his shiny new telescope.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 02, 2003, 02:41:41 PM: Then the sun fried out his eyeballs, and he was blind so he didn't know who kicked his ---, and he was banished from the story because he wasn't Mario related.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 02, 2003, 02:48:24 PM: And no, CW, just because Link is made by the same person who made Mario doesn't mean he's Mario related, Miyamoto said so himself that he wouldn't put Link and Mario in the same game because they were from two different worlds, but this isn't with Super Smash Bros. because it was an all-star game.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Mario Master on April 02, 2003, 08:33:31 PM: Then Mario went to Outset Island to get some pie (and a new butt). He couldn't swim across the sea so he hopped on the King of Red Lions and rode into the sunset.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Hirocon on April 02, 2003, 10:41:12 PM: Then Mario thought to himself: "Holy Smokes, how did I get into a Zelda game?" So he went to the warp zone and warped back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 03, 2003, 11:02:32 PM: Then Fox warped in . . .
>:-D

Seeing as how Mary-Kate and Ashley got in here, I don't think putting link in was a stretch at all.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/3/2003 9:04:06 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 04, 2003, 04:48:24 PM: I'm just making fun of real-life people and cartoons, but that doesn't include adding other Nintendo characters that aren't Mario related.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Mario Master on April 04, 2003, 05:50:25 PM: Then Mario went to Star Road for no apperant reason and met up with Geno.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 06, 2003, 11:12:51 AM: And they couldn't see Geno because he wasn't exactly there.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/6/2003 10:13:39 AM
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Hirocon on April 06, 2003, 11:31:43 AM: But Prince Mallow was exactly there. He was singing kerioki.

(How is it actually spelled???)
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 06, 2003, 07:27:48 PM: Then Mario attacked him. Later, he was roasting marshmallows over a fire.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 07, 2003, 12:17:13 AM: Mallow came over and ate some with Mario.

(It's actually spelled "karaoke.")

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 07, 2003, 04:30:31 PM: But Mario had eaten him before he could (you got the joke in my last post, didn't you?).

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/7/2003 3:35:22 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Sapphira on April 07, 2003, 06:30:24 PM: Mmm...nothing like roasting 'mallows (heheh) over a campfire in the good ol' Star Road.

Toad appeared (via warp beam) covered in slime. A shrill inhuman shriek came from his mouth.
"GIVE ME ALL YOUR MARSHMALLOWS, OR I'LL KILL EVERYONE IN SIGHT!!!"

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 07, 2003, 10:19:42 PM: Yes,I got the "joke," and that's why I made Mallow eat marshmallows with Mario.

So Mallow started handing all the marshmallows to Toad, but Toad shot Mallow, but it didn't hurt him because he was made of CLOUD!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 09, 2003, 02:03:44 PM: Then Mallow came charging at Toad, and he...

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 09, 2003, 02:03:45 PM: started singing.

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/9/2003 1:39:00 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 09, 2003, 08:21:25 PM: Toad took advantage of this opportunity and...
...
...
...ordered some Pizza!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Sapphira on April 10, 2003, 11:32:51 AM: But suddenly there was a terrible, evil laugh...
"Muuhuu hahahaha *cough cough* hahaha!! *cough* Agh! Doc said I have to stop doing that...! *cough*"

Everyone spun around, looking into the face of...

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Edited by - Sapphira on 4/10/2003 10:33:53 AM
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 10, 2003, 11:56:53 PM: Lincoln Scarsdale IV! He gave a threatening look toward the camera (camera?) and began a speech. "Four score and seven years ago..."

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 11, 2003, 08:23:02 PM: Then Dr. Mario thew Megavitamins at Lincoln Scarsdale IV. All that this did was cure his cough.

Scratch here to reveal prize!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 15, 2003, 12:30:47 AM: Scarsdale straightened his back, but began to fall through the ground, which he realized was a cloud. A few seconds later, he was standing on something much more firm, but he knew not what.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 15, 2003, 08:32:28 PM: It was Mario's back. He had a lot of *tension in his back fat.

*I think I spelled it wrong.

The little critters of nature: they don't know they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 16, 2003, 12:44:52 AM: Tension is correct.

Suddenly, the world pixilated and they were trapped in a Game Boy Advance screen!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 18, 2003, 06:41:13 AM: And all the Super Mario Advance games only had Mario Bros. as a multiplayer, so everyone died of boredom because they played only Mario Bros. for 18 times in a row.

No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/18/2003 5:41:41 AM
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Sapphira on April 19, 2003, 12:13:49 AM: But luckily they had a bunch of Life Shrooms, so they all revived.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 19, 2003, 12:16:30 AM: Then they got trapped in a Game & Watch screen, instead.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Sapphira on April 19, 2003, 12:23:03 AM: Then they started screaming as hideous no-faced Mr. Game&Watches fell from the sky.

100th post! Woohoo!

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 19, 2003, 12:25:04 AM: A multitude of beeps littered the air.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Sapphira on April 19, 2003, 12:28:32 AM: Everyone screamed and covered their ears in agony at the relentless piercing beeps.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 19, 2003, 12:44:21 AM: Especially when multiple Mr. Game & Watches got KO'd.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Hirocon on April 23, 2003, 10:39:04 PM: Then wrenches, screw drivers, and various other assorted tools started falling from the sky. Mario was hit on the head by a power sander.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 01, 2003, 06:24:04 PM: Then Mario wished he was a real boy.

No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Sapphira on May 01, 2003, 08:24:11 PM: And then Sapphira thought it would make more sense if Geno made that wish. Suddenly the Blue Fairy came; her name was...

(2 sentences, but whatever.) :p

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Hirocon on May 02, 2003, 12:24:34 AM: Oprah.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 04, 2003, 02:17:32 PM: She was going to grant the wish, but it was delayed by Pikachu and his only 7 letter vocabulary.

Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 06, 2003, 07:52:57 PM: So Mario stuffed a sock in Pikachu's mouth to shut him up.

Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 08, 2003, 01:53:20 PM: The blue fairy became a sock, because she was whatever what Pikachu had in his mouth.

Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 11, 2003, 11:53:18 PM: Pikachu died of lard poisoning.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Jman on May 13, 2003, 12:36:05 PM: And the 100,000 plus fans at Wrestlemania cheered so loud, a roof blew off the stadium.

Long live the Mario Brothers!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 15, 2003, 02:39:06 PM: Whenthe roof came back down it landed on Professor E. Gadd. (What's E. Gadd's first name?)

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Sapphira on May 15, 2003, 03:29:55 PM: (It's Elvin)

"Eee gadd!" he shouted. Meanwhile...

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 15, 2003, 10:38:40 PM: Mario said "No, that's EGAD!" The last part of his sentence was affected by...
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Sapphira on May 15, 2003, 10:43:08 PM: a giant, red-glowing-eyed T-rex! He roared, "I say EEEEE!! GADD!!" He then...

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 15, 2003, 10:45:14 PM: ...was surprised to see Fox McCloud use the Super Ground Quake on the T-Rex and once the dino was knocked out he threw a fuel barrel at it and it blew up!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Sapphira on May 15, 2003, 10:49:39 PM: but instead of exploding it to bits, the dinosaur shrank and revealed himself to be a drunk...
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 16, 2003, 01:17:09 PM: -en Waluigi!

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 17, 2003, 10:36:41 PM: No one ran away when a dense fog covered the stadium.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 18, 2003, 05:54:45 PM: They stayed because they all wanted to see Bernie Williams hit a homerun.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 19, 2003, 12:34:35 AM: But then, out of nowhere, Falco shot his blaster at the baseball and vaporized it.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 20, 2003, 07:32:51 PM: Bernie Williams was very mad. He proceded to beat the living doo-doo out of Falco Later he cooked him and ate him for supper.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 20, 2003, 09:54:31 PM: Falco laughed when Bernie discovered that he was eating a hologram.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 24, 2003, 11:31:23 AM: Bernie then said, " Oh man, holographic meatloaf again!"

The good- Gamecube
The bad- PS2
The ugly- X Box
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 09, 2003, 02:08:07 PM: Then Plankton (from sponge Bob) ran in and shouted, "Stopt stealing my lines!"
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Jman on July 09, 2003, 02:23:08 PM: What Plankton didn't realize, is that he was in the middle of the ring. (this is Wrestlemania you know.) He was smushed when Brock Lesnar F5'd the Big Show and Show landed on him.

The master of multiplayer Mario games: You''re looking at him right now!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: jon on July 09, 2003, 03:19:23 PM: And Mario owned Pinna Park where he disguised as Amy Rose and kissed Sonic, which killed Sonic and now Eggman has the 7 Chaos Emeralds and made Perfect Chaos and Shadow turned to Super Shadow and beat Perfect Chaos and now you beat Sonic DX and can play as Matal Sonic in trial mode.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: very_shy_guy29 on July 09, 2003, 03:32:53 PM: Then Mario turned 2 a duck!

"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 09, 2003, 03:37:17 PM: Then Mario(the duck)got eaten with a side of fries.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 20, 2003, 12:27:03 PM: Whoa, this story certainly has gone downhill. But the fries gave whoever a stomachache, and the whoever threw up the duck.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Jman on October 20, 2003, 05:09:00 PM: Then Jman angrily slaughtered a koopa troopa for eating his sandwich.

Proud to be an American!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 20, 2003, 06:12:55 PM: Then the ghost of the Koopa Troopa shoved a piece of fruit up Mario's nose.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 21, 2003, 06:06:41 PM: Then Luigi grew a beard after long neglect from out of the story.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 25, 2003, 02:52:07 PM: Then Mario slapped himself to stop Peach's screaming, but it didn't work.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 27, 2003, 03:47:47 PM: And Peach slapped Mario across the face, and it surely stopped Mario's screaming.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 01, 2003, 02:52:40 PM: Then Toadsworth slapped Peach across the face.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: TJOghost8 on November 01, 2003, 09:11:00 PM: Then Peach screamed so loud and annoying, she sounded like... Toad! OH NO!!

People must die.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 01, 2003, 09:44:05 PM: Then Mario slapped Toad across the face to stop HIS screaming.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: TJOghost8 on November 01, 2003, 10:27:11 PM: HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!

People must die.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 01, 2003, 10:32:11 PM: What?

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: WarpRattler on November 01, 2003, 10:43:21 PM: Then Luigi started screaming, and everyone gave him a boot to the head.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 01, 2003, 10:46:46 PM: Luigi said to the head, "That's a lovely boot you have on!" "Thank you," said Luigi's head, and it walked away.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 11/1/2003 8:47:50 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: TJOghost8 on November 02, 2003, 06:01:13 AM: Then Luigi died because his head walked away.

People must die.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 07, 2003, 07:55:24 PM: Then Mario went on an emotional rampage because HE wanted a boot.

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 20, 2004, 08:48:26 PM: I need some more shovels.

Then Peach slapped Mario and she started to climb a vine.

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 26, 2004, 06:59:13 PM: Then Mario kissed Sonya the Hedgehog (that's Sonic's sister) and she said "Ewwwww why are you kissing me? Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew...."

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Jman on April 19, 2004, 05:59:00 PM: And then I ordered a Whopper at Burger King, chained up Mario, and ate it in front of him while he starved. Mua ha ha ha ha ha! But I eventually let him go after Shigeru threatened to steal the license of my original character for his next game.

Jman''''s various quote of the week #2: I would have to say that the Quizno''s spongemonkeys are quite possibly the worst mascots ever created. Worse even than William Hung hosting the FoxBox.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Markio on April 19, 2004, 10:10:47 PM: And then a gang of teenagers came and started wailing on a parking meter nearby a cross walk, which was being covered with a fresh coat of apple juice from the Great Wall of Belgium.

A day without sunshine is like night.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Raccoon Sam on April 20, 2004, 11:07:59 AM: and then the chain chomp from china went to japan! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! I'VE WRITEN THE 100TH POST!!! WOOHOO!!!HEY EVERYBODY!LOSERS!I WROTE IT YOU DIDN'T! for the celebration to this i will show you all the HTML thingies what i can do,and then i go to drink coke. wóila! =
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: TJOghost8 on April 20, 2004, 01:05:25 PM: What, you want a medal? And typing in ALL CAPS will get you banned.

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 20, 2004, 01:07:58 PM: Besides, you've only replied to this topic ONCE. You think that just getting the 100th reply and being self-obessed about it will make everyone like you? No, it doesn't.

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: A Mario Tale
Post by: Jman on April 20, 2004, 07:41:43 PM: "What a lunatic." I scoffed at Mario. What a lunatic indeed. Then Bowser attacked me and I clobbered his brains with a metal chair.

Jman''''s various quote of the week #2: I would have to say that the Quizno''s spongemonkeys are quite possibly the worst mascots ever created. Worse even than William Hung hosting the FoxBox.