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Title: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 05, 2003, 07:32:29 PM
Ok, this is what's going on. I will ask a question, you will be like Mario and will answer the question. Ok, here's the first question:

Mario, who do you love? And don't say Bowser's butt.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 05, 2003, 09:03:55 PM
I guess Mario died. Where is everyone? I've been waiting! Unless.........Peach must be smacking Mario on the head! I have to go save him!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Dr. Mario on June 05, 2003, 09:18:52 PM
Mario's in the shower, but Mr. Obvious Guy will answer your question.

Answer: I think he has a thing for Peach.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 05, 2003, 09:26:08 PM
Good. Now, the next question is:

Who is your evil evil brother?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 05, 2003, 09:29:01 PM
Mario doesn't have an evil brother. Duh.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 05, 2003, 09:31:37 PM
That is wrong. The correct answer is WARIO!
At least in my Mario Story.

Ok, NEXT QUESTION!

Does Luigi keep a diary?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Dr. Mario on June 05, 2003, 09:41:10 PM
Yes.

I thought this was an interview with Mario, why are you turning it into a trivia game?

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 05, 2003, 09:46:44 PM
Uhh... sorry, but Wario is not Mario's brother.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 05, 2003, 09:49:12 PM
For one, you ask questions to the people you're interviewing. Like here, I asked Mario if he knows about Luigi's Diary. If Mario said Yes, that means he must've read it. You can't trust Mario nowadays...not.

Anyways, Mario, where were you born? And don't say "From Mama Luigi".
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 05, 2003, 11:35:15 PM
Mario: In the Mushroom Kingdom (in the Mushroom World/Dimension). Shortly thereafter, Luigi and I were sent to Brooklyn (in the Human world). After being raised there, eventually we stumbled upon the Mushroom Kingdom via strange pipes (Mario Brothers, the arcade game).

[Note that this is my interpretation of it. I even have an entire story about it incorporated into my second fanfic...which, as I said before, I'm not gonna think about posting.]

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Dr. Mario on June 06, 2003, 12:32:55 PM
Well, just because you know about someone's diary doesn't mean you read it.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 04:03:20 PM
Mario, you are right, but from the game Paper Mario, you snuk underneath the house and peeked at the diary. But, you do have a point so you get bonus points.

So, Mario, you lived in Brooklin(did I spell that right?). How was life there? What things did you do on your days off from fixing toilets?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 06, 2003, 06:05:32 PM
No you didn't.
Okay, I guess.
Nothing.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 06:07:27 PM
You did nothing, Mario? What a life, huh? Didn't living with Luigi get on your nerves? I mean, when he says your name, it sounds like "Madio". How do you feel about that?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 06, 2003, 06:10:14 PM
I don't.

And I did nothing on my days off from fixing toilets because I didn't have days off from fixing toilets because I never fixed toilets.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 6/6/2003 5:12:09 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 06:13:23 PM
Then, if you don't fix toilets, then what DO you do-that is, before coming to the Mushroom Kingdom?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 06, 2003, 06:27:29 PM
Plumbing isn't limited to fixing toilets, you know. I worked on the plumbing systems for new buildings, like in construction. (Donkey Kong and Wrecking Crew...had to do w/ construction sites, ya know)

*Again, these are just my ideas.*

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 06:39:45 PM
Well, I always thought of plumbers as "people who fix toilets". I heard that somewhere.

Now, Mario, do you like living with your favorite little brother, Luigi? This will be one of the last questions for you about your time on earth. Next, it'll be about the Mushroom Kingdom.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 06, 2003, 06:42:48 PM
That's what you though, huh.
And sure.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 06:49:01 PM
Uh, Mario, what about the Luigi question I asked?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 06, 2003, 06:53:25 PM
I already said my answer: "And sure."
Oh yeah, and this is the definition of a plumber:
a craftsman who installs and repairs pipes and fixtures and appliances.
(I was bored...AND "board" heheh..)

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Edited by - Sapphira on 6/6/2003 5:53:50 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 06:57:07 PM
Ok-you don't seem to happy to live with Luigi, but, I guess that's how things go.

Now, I just wanted to ask you something. Did you and Luigi own your own business or did you sign off to someone? I also want to know, do you like your name Mario Mario? It sounds strange.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 06, 2003, 07:04:00 PM
I said "sure" meaning "I guess so." Never really thought about it much.

Luigi can answer that next question. And, please, don't ever call me that again.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 07:12:24 PM
Sorry, sorry, I never meant to hurt your feelings, Mario. You're so rich, you could afford to put me in prison, huh? Are you that cruel? You're beginning to become Bowser-BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry about that.

Anyways,(I say anyways a lot),how did you get your job as a professional plumber?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 06, 2003, 07:27:30 PM
You didn't upset me. I was making a joke, making it SEEM like I was upset. Sorry, I do that sometimes. Who said I was rich? And I'm not cruel... *grins* At least in everyone's opinion execpt maybe Bowser and his troops...

Anyway, it's a long story. Well, not really, but I'd rather not say. It's a little personal. If my biographer Sapphira ever desides to post her second story, it will be revealed in there.

*Sapphira grins, thinking "Not likely..."*

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Edited by - Sapphira on 6/6/2003 6:30:22 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 07:33:51 PM
But I thought Sapphira's story was about how you went to the Mushroom Kingdom-not about how you became a plumber.
Anyways, didn't you come to the Mushroom Kingdom because the Star Spirits needed you or else Giga Bowser would destroy them and you and Luigi needed to come so you can find equiipment to become the Star and Mushroom Warriors?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 06, 2003, 08:33:35 PM
Umm...I dunno. And Sapphira's story is about what's currently happening (or will happen) in my and my friends lives. Intertwined every once in a while is the story of my past life--there's, too. So yeah, it tells bascially about everything that happened--my how I got my job, how I entered the Mushroom Kingdom, discovering my true identity... But enough about that. Only Sapphira knows about it, and I have asked her to keep that information disclosed. I do not wish to share it...now...

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 08:42:40 PM
Mario, you are such a bad person-giving away secret info!

Now, Mario, are you aware that you have the most video games then any other character?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 08:45:58 PM
Mama Mia..Why-a-does Mario always get questions...Why dont-a-me Luigi ever get asked questions...d:~#)

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/6/2003 7:46:27 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 08:55:31 PM
Luigi, this is Mario's interview. You will be next, I promise.^_^
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 06, 2003, 08:57:57 PM
I told Sapphira because she wanted to write a biography about me and she's trustworthy. Plus I like her more. :P

And yes, I'm aware. Popularity seems to have it's disadvantages, though, as it seems everyone's always trying to pry information about me from me...and others. *cough*this interview*cough* Ahem... excuse me...I need some water.

*takes a sip*
And give my brother some questions! He feels left out enough as it is.
Luigi, you have the floor on this question he asked earlier, if you want to answer it, that is.
"Did you and Luigi own your own business or did you sign off to someone?"

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Edited by - Sapphira on 6/6/2003 8:02:40 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 09:03:31 PM
You want-a- to reveal that family-a-secret Mario? Well okedokie..Yes we-a-did own a business..we-a-scrounged through the local ghetto unpluging sluge-filled-a-toilets..and fixing general plumbing-a-problems.

Next-a-question

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 09:05:23 PM
Mario, Mario, Mario....Can we please just continue with this? We can take a break! But if I call Luigi, I'll get my questions mixed up. Oh well, I'll just turn from a Mario fan to a Luigi fan. I'll interview Luigi.

Oh, and Mario, my story's longer then Sapphira's and you're stupid in it-so that's probably why you hate it. At least it's a pretty good story. And you're the star. But, if you prefer to be an idiot even after the story-I guess Luigi will make the bucks$$$$$$.

Go Luigi! Go Luigi! It's Your Birthday! You're the Man! Mario Has To Clean Toilets! Go Luigi! Go Luigi!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 09:09:28 PM
Well, Luigi, nice to see you. I should've started this interview with you. You're the man! Now, Luigi, do you like being second dog? Always a step lower of the ladder? The loser? The Spagetti Noodle? Well, I have a section for you-it's called THE SUPER-EXCELLENT LUIGI STORY or something like that. It's the one with little replies(see I knew people don't like you). I'll stick to your side though!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 09:16:41 PM
Whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-a- Thats too many questions at-a- once-a-. I actually like staying at home and secretly writing My own biography, since Every-a-bodys just Ga ga over Mario. Call-a-me a spagetti noodle again-a- and we'll see just-a-how hot this green fireball I have here can-a-get...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 09:20:30 PM
Sorry Luigi, we're cool, right?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 09:28:24 PM
Ah finally-a-an easy question to answer-a. Ya were-a-cool...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 09:32:40 PM
You know Luigi, you sound more Italian then Mario. Speaking of the name 'Mario', in video games, when you say 'Mario' it sounds like 'Madio'. I grew fond of that and in my stories, you say 'Madio'. I think it's good you say it like that. Gives you that Italian accent.^_^
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 09:40:49 PM
Acctually I pronounce-a-it Marrio it especially helps-a-it sound better when I roll-a-the r's...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 09:43:04 PM
It sounds like 'd'. Oh well.
I would like you to know that you should hide your diary in another location. Mario knows where it is and you never know when he'll look in it.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 09:47:42 PM
Ah, yes.. I-a-already knew that-a-. Actually that-a-wasnt my real diary...how did-a-I know? well its-a-quite obvious what he was-a-doing because I found his-a-shoe prints-a-in my secret basement..you-a-see I have exactlly 1 size-a-shoe bigger than him..and-a- to the trained eye..its quite simple..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 09:51:05 PM
Why don't you try putting your diary in a room underneath the basement. Mario wouldn't know a thing.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 09:53:20 PM
Luigi, you're the smart one, huh? You know your brother well. That's a good thing.^_^
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 09:56:04 PM
Bah, why-a-do that when I-a-already hid the real deal in a-a-treasure chest I buried in-a-the back? Any-a-way I actually am-a-getting board trying to-a-write my own biography. Ive-a- tried to get that-a-lazy bum Marionut#1 to do it..but he is just-a-lazy and-a-hates to write anyway-a.

*Marionut#1 Clears throat*

oops-a-I forgot he was in the room..heh-a-heh

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/6/2003 8:57:06 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 09:57:34 PM
Don't worry Luigi, I won't tell Mario where you hid it.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 10:00:15 PM
good-a-I would hate to have-a-to do to you what I did-a-to Waluigi when He threatned to tell-a-Mario....

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 10:02:10 PM
D-Don't worry, I'm not here to give away your diary. Now, I keep hearing that you have the thing for Daisy like Mario likes Peach. Is this true? Are you already married?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 10:06:12 PM
Already-a-married? Dont-a-you have the cart-a-before the horse? Actually-a-thats why I usually stay-a-at home when it-a-comes to adventures. I then invite Daisy-a-over and we-a-hang out....

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 10:09:19 PM
I think you are married and you don't want to tell me. Your new game, well, Mario's new game MARIO KART:DOUBLE DASH has a character called Baby Luigi. I've seen the stoller car with a small looking Luigi guy.
You have a baby. You can't hide the secret.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 10:12:55 PM
Baby Luigi? Show-a-me the screen shots-a-and well talk..and-a-for the record, NO we are not-a-married yet..you however can-a-look for it-a-soon in the future...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 10:16:19 PM
Well, the screenshots are on nintendo.com under the E3 section. It only shows the back of Baby Luigi, so maybe you're a character driving around in a stroller.

But, before you were going with Daisy, Mario was with her in a few of the first games. Do you know how they broke up and you met her?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 10:24:52 PM
Bah you-a-dont know Mario as-a-personally as I do...While I was out playing-a-a round of golf with the Mushroom King...Mario read the daily paper-a-and found that-a-Daisy had been kidnapped by-a-some dope named Tatanga. He with-a-that big ego of his-a-went out and saved her before-a- we finished our game. I was-a-so hot because he had taken away my first chance-a-at my own adventure that-a-I wouldnt speak to him-a-for a week.

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 06, 2003, 10:24:59 PM
Hey jon, have you ever played Yoshi's Island? Ever beat the game? Ever see baby Luigi at the end? HMM??
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 10:27:52 PM
Well, Luigi, at least you recently got Luigi's Mansion! You probably shouldn't have saved Mario so you can get all the fame, but brothers don't think that way.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 10:29:03 PM
CW, I have heard about that game and I heard about Luigi at the end. I just forgot to tell 'Luigi' that. But, sadly for Luigi, it's another Mario game.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 10:30:09 PM
Ya-a-after I found-a-him I was gonna take him home and hang him on-a-my wall...however-a-Peach would-a-have killed me....

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 10:33:50 PM
I hear that you like to collect Super Mushrooms. Is this true? I know Mario collects Stars. I guess he's the Star boy, you're the Mushroom guy.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 10:39:51 PM
mmmm mushrooms-a-you say? Well I-a-have such a big-a-collection that I make everybody in Toad Town-a-jelous...plus they-a-taste so doggone good-a. Plus they-a-pay the bills when I find-a-a rare one...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 10:46:34 PM
Wouldn't the mushroom people be mad at you? It's like you're eating them! If I lived there, I would put anything on my pizza except mushrooms. I wouldn't want to OFFEND anyone.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 10:48:54 PM
Have-a-you ever noticed they sell-a-different types of mushrooms in-a-their own stores?

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 10:49:59 PM
Yeah, but a mushrooms a mushroom! You can't change that! Strange society you live in, huh?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 10:53:33 PM
ya-a-but the people themselves-a-arent mushrooms..they only dress like them because they are-a-so plenty in the MUSHROOM kingdom...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 11:17:31 PM
That sounds confusing-I'm glad I don't live there.
I interviewed Bowser a few weeks ago and when I asked what he thinks about Luigi he said,"That stupid noodle-head is the silliest thing I've ever seen. He's a complete loser and a dunce. His girlfriend, Daisy I bet only likes Luigi so he could save her. I bet if they get married, the economy is going down. What a sick noodle that went into the trash."
Yes, I'm sorry for you having to hear that. That's why I asked if you were married.
Oh, I gave Bowser a black eye for saying that.
You are one cool Italian Luigi^_^
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 12:12:42 PM
Luigi, does this upset you? I probably shouldn't have told you that. Oh well, it's probably just like what someone would say if they hated the president, Bush. Bush just thinks, "Did I here something? Ah well, it's just nothing."
Don't let Bowser pick on you. You know you could kick his butt.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 12:16:55 PM
Sorry-a-it took so long to answer your-a- question..but I just kicked Bowsers-a-tail into a boiling-a-lava pit...now where-a-were we...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 12:21:33 PM
Trust-a-me Mario and I arent-a-stupid...we-a-always vote Republican.....

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 12:26:42 PM
If our society were a democracy/republic, that is. :)  I mean, we are technically a monarchy...sort of... Actually, our government is similar to that of England.

And, yes, neither of us our stupid. I don't know why you or anyone would think that. And yes, I *DO* like Bush. He's an upstanding guy. ;)

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 12:38:03 PM
Mario! When did you butt-in? I thought you were...oh, never mind.
Let me think, Mario, why don't you sound Italian? You talk in complete sentences! Did you take a speech class or something?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 12:41:51 PM
Bah thats Sapphira...she is representing-a-Mario..and is-a-lazier than-a-Marionut#1 when-a-adding Italian Accents...Marionut#1-a-is actually representing-a-me on the Forums By-a-the Way...what-a-I mean by that-a- is I tell-a- him what to say and he-a-types it in-a-for me..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/7/2003 11:43:11 AM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 12:43:38 PM
Well, Luigi, I think you are better with interviews anyway. Do you remember that Bowser stuff I said earlier? Did that make you hate Bowser even more?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 12:46:29 PM
Why-a-did you think I left so-a-bluntly...To-a-have a tea party with-a-Peach and Daisy? No-a-way..it was to teach-a-Bowser a lesson-a.

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 12:53:08 PM
Hey, what's that supposed to mean, jon!? :P

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 12:55:28 PM
Well, uh, I guess the both of you are talking, huh? Well, do any of you have any secrets you would like to share-like when Luigi stopped wetting the bed or when Mario speaks 100% English?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 12:58:17 PM
WETTING-A-THE BED!!! why-a-I Ought-a- throw-a-you to my Piranha Plants!

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/7/2003 12:00:16 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 01:01:27 PM
Hmm...I'd guess he was around 5 or 6. ;)
As for the accent thing...well, I don't talk this way when I type. ;P

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 01:03:43 PM
Luigi, you have to admit that you did wet the bed-everyone does! I did, Sapphira did, Marionut did, Mario did...c'mon!
As for you, Mario, I'm just joking around with the accent thing-like when you joked around at the beginning of this interview...
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 01:06:55 PM
(note From Marionut#1)

After Luigi read Jon's reply he ran around the room screaming obscenitys till he finally collapsed to the floor...the Paramedics are trying to revive him now...

And for the record...I only did it once..or was it twice...hmmmm

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 01:10:39 PM
Luigi-stop being drunk.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 01:14:43 PM
Wow. Now THERE'S a side of Luigi I've never seen before. I think he ate too many Strange Cakes before we came.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 01:17:01 PM
Well, since Luigi's down, I guess I'll talk to you, Mario.
Now, the first time you were in a game, it was with a monkey named Donkey Kong. How did you get a chance to work with DK?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 01:17:07 PM
The paramedics have revived him, and he is very red in the face..but I think we can continue the interview...with me being a poet and not knowing it....anyway

Alright-a-I will admit-a-I did wet it a couple times...next question-a-please...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 01:19:39 PM
Oh, good to have you back, Luigi. While Mario thinks about his question, Luigi, I've heard that people call you something like "Flying Luigi". Can you really fly or is there another reason?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 01:21:12 PM
The-a-reason They call me that is-a-because when I jump I can-a-really catch some-a-air...It almost-a-looks like Im flying-a-...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 01:24:26 PM
Oh yeah, you're the brother who can jump high. Everyone says that Mario's the strong guy and you're the guy who jumps high. I guess that works.
Well, I think you should be a skater. Going on a half-pipe, getting so much air that you can try to pull off the 900, but will do better and they'll name the trick after you. Wouldn't that sound cool?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 01:24:46 PM
And-a-its because Sapphira is a lazy bum when-a-translating accents....

C'mon Luigi..Sapphiras my friend leave her out of your comments


Oh-a-fine-a-.....

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 01:25:38 PM
A *GAME*? WORK with him?! He kidnapped my old girlfriend! That wasn't a game, man, that was real life! Nintendo made it into a game for documentary. That incident made me famous.

As for Donkey Kong...ever since DK Jr., I haven't seen much from him. Although I heard he currently resides in the DK Isles and now goes by the name Cranky Kong. His son, though, is pretty cool. He joins in lot of sports and game events that we do.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 01:26:41 PM
And-a-as for your-a-question...they already-a-named a move after-a-me...have you never-a-heard of "crouching Mario hidden Luigi" ?

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 01:29:44 PM
*Sapphira peeks in*
Thanks, Marionut, for defending me. :)
Luigi, do you have a problem with me or something? I hope not. You're a pretty cool guy. :)

Hey, Sapphira, this interview is on Luigi and me! Don't butt in, please...

Heheheh...sorry... *grins innocently*

Back to the interview, jon...

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Edited by - Sapphira on 6/7/2003 12:32:39 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 01:30:51 PM
And-a-it still makes me mad-a-today that they called-a-Mario Jumpman...heck-a-I can jump higher then he-a-can...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 01:32:22 PM
Well, Mario, you and DK ended up becoming friends-huh? You now drive racing karts together, play tennis, go golfing, and you even let him go to your parties. I think you should start having him wear clothes, though-a tie's not enough.
And Luigi, how did I insult Sapphira? I don't know what I said! I'm sorry for whatever I said.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 01:35:00 PM
The-a-only problem I have-a-with you Sapphira is that you-a-dont translate Mario's-a-accent so that he sound just as Girly as he-a-is....

(Marionut#1 sighs) Oh boy...here we go...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 01:36:37 PM
Ah, brotherly fights. Always so cute to see. Now, where were we-oh yeah! Which of the two is better at playing tennis?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 01:38:01 PM
No, no, jon! You didn't insult her. My crazy brother did. :P  Marionut was defending her against Luigi's comment.

*Chuckles* Why would DK need to wear clothes? He's an ape, after all. :)  Besides, the just the tie looks pretty cool.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 01:39:53 PM
Hmm...better at tennis, eh? Well I would say I am, but Luigi would say he is. To avoid an argument, I think it's safe to say we're pretty much an equal match. :)

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 01:42:04 PM
(Another note from Marionut#1)

After ranting on and on about how girly Mario's accent was and how he always takes away his fame....he called up Daisy (my suggestion) and she was successful in calming him down...he'll be back in a couple minutes...once he gets off the phone...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/7/2003 12:45:02 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 02:12:07 PM
Ok were back...


Fire-a-way-a...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 02:15:05 PM
Uhh...I think he left...
Well that's just great! You know what? I don't care; I'm helping myself to that snack table over there... :P

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 02:20:36 PM
And-a-every body wonders-a-why your so FAT Mario...


Ok Luigi...thats enough zingers slung...

Whos-a-interview is this? Stay out of it Marionut#1

How can I stay out of it...Im typeing what you tell me to say...

Uh...what-a-ever...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 05:59:01 PM
Thank you, Marionut. You think he's hard to deal with, try living with him. ...Your whole LIFE.
And besides, Luigi, it's not like I'm gonna eat EVERYTHING on that table! I've been starving anyway in having to eat YOUR filth you make for dinner. Gah! I have to sneak and make Ragu Express when you're out of the house!! ...oops...I mean...uhh...never mind... *whistles innocently*

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 06:26:10 PM
Uh, I'm sorry, I ran to the bathroom after Bowser's hamburgers hit me! Can you believed I turned in to a Koopa?!? Thanks to a Megavitamin that I had to go hunt down, I'll be back to normal and ready to continue with the interview. Sorry for the delays. (jon really had to go do some erands with his mom).
Anyways, I'm glad you two aren't fighting! Mario and Luigi-about 22 years old each, still fighting like little kids. How do you do it?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 06:28:51 PM
The power of sibling rivalry. ;P

(100th reply! Wooooo!)

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 06:44:48 PM
Mario, you worked this to get lucky number 100, didn't you? Maybe if you're willing to, we can get this going until I run out of questions. Even then, maybe your friends Toad, Yoshi, Peach,(not Bowser, I already interviewed him-did you see what he said about Luigi?) could be interviewed in this topic. Oh, Mario, I think Luigi got drunk again. Forgive me for the wait.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 06:48:54 PM
Okay. Keep the questions coming. (BTW, I think Peach wants to have some interview questions....)

*Peach peeks in thru door, impatiently stamping her foot*



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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 06:52:18 PM
Peach, come in, come in^_^. I had no idea you were there! I was just interviewing Mario, here. Have you been waiting all this time? I'm so sorry. Please, have a seat...
...Mario, why didn't you tell me your wife was waiting?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 06:54:35 PM
Mario: ...Wife...?! We're not married! What made you think that?!

Peach: I hadn't been waiting very long. :) And no, we're not married. *smiles*

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Edited by - Sapphira on 6/7/2003 5:56:09 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 06:59:42 PM
Well, I thought you two were married because you have Baby Mario and such...same case as Luigi-there's a Baby Luigi, but he doesn't want to admit it.
You know, Mario, in that Super Mario World, you and Luigi were grown up. In Super Mario World2, there was a Baby Mario+Baby Luigi. You didn't go in a time machine, did you?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 07:07:20 PM
Huh?! What are you talking about? Yoshi's Island is a PREQUEL to SMW. That's just us as infants. Yoshi (he was a toddler, btw) found me, and he and his friends set off to get Luigi, who had been taken by Kamek, Bowser's caretaker at the time. Haven't you played YI?

Now as for Baby Mario in Mario Golf, Tennis, and Kart:DD, THAT'S thru the power of a time flux in the space-time continuum. To set the record straight, I nor Luigi, Peach nor Daisy have had any children.  At least not that I know of. *laughs*

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Edited by - Sapphira on 6/7/2003 6:09:05 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 07:12:09 PM
Oh, I see. Now, you have now-what-50 games-all based on saving the princess+beating Bowser(except for the sport games)? Do you know that you are the mascot with the most games? You even have movies after you! So when I said you weren't rich, what did you mean by that? You practically own Nintendo!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 07:17:29 PM
Yes, I *did* know that. And I never said I *wasn't* rich. I asked, "Who said I *was* rich?"  I wasn't implying anything in particular.

Anyway, I don't really get involved with Nintendo personally. They just make documentary games about my life. I just reside in the Mushroom Kingdom, chillin' with my friends. :)

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 07:21:59 PM
Ok, this question is for Peach-finally!
This is going to be hard to decide and pretty stupid to say and it might be a personal question, but, who do you care about more-Mario or the mushroom people?
Mario, if you want, you may leave the room for just a quick minute. Peach, I won't say anything to anyone whatever you say-if you say something.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 07:27:54 PM
Mario: I'll leave. *exits room*

Peach: Wow. That's really deep... I...I couldn't be forced to chose... I care deeply for both Mario and my people. If it came down to it, I would give my life to save theirs, instead.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 07:31:37 PM
Don't worry, I won't tell that to anyone-I promise.
Mario, you can come back in now!
Now, Peach, I hear you, Mario, and a mushroom named Toadsworth went on a vacation to the dolphin shaped island, Isle Delfino. Mario was arrested because of some sort of grafitti, but you soon found out that it was one of Bowser's sons-Koopa Jr. or something like that. Did you go to court and sue Bowser?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 07:36:03 PM
*Smiles* No. I think Mario taught them a lesson. Besides, I don't need the money. I just want it to stop. Rationalizing with Bowser is something that is quite difficult to do, as you can imagine. Obviously, he doesn't follow the rules, so a court room drama wouldn't really work, now, would it?

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 07:38:03 PM
Hey, speaking of Super Mario Sunshine, how's the show coming along?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 07:44:05 PM
What show?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 07:47:48 PM
i've heard that you, Mario, Bowser, all of Bowser's sons, and some other people are doing a show on some channel. I haven't seen it exactly, but I've seen a script for it on a certain website-in English. I didn't notice it until I accidently fell upon it. There's only like 5 episodes. And it's probably you getting kidnapped all the time.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 07:51:25 PM
Hmm...I haven't heard about it. I *do* know we've had some shows before, but I wasn't aware of anything currently.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 07:57:03 PM
Well, with such busy scedules, you never have a chance to do anything, huh? I know you and Mario have a busy scedule because of all the new games that are coming-Mario Party 5, Mario Kart:Double Dash, Mario Tennis, Super Mario Advance 4, Mario Bros, Mario Golf, plus games you're working on for the future.

Well, this is for Mario: Who are you competing against, Nintendo character-wise.
Is your competing Nintendo enemy Starfox, Samus Aran,Link/Zelda(Tetra),Sonic, who?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 08:02:13 PM
Hmm... probably Pokemon. I've got nothing against the other guys. I just don't understand how a yellow mouse-thing with a 7-letter vocabulary can be *successfully* competeing against me.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 08:06:53 PM
That's probably why they're getting out of business, except for their new games-but you guys would do a better job then Pokemon.

Now, Mario, I was wondering-do you have your own band for the Mushroom Kingdom? i mean one that sings? I think I might have someone who would want to work for you. He's the leader of a band, he's a Boo, and his name is Charlie. Would you like to meet him?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 08:12:28 PM
Umm... We don't exactly have a band that represents us, being that the Mushroom Kingdom's so HUGE and all... Although we do have an orchestra/band that plays in parades and such. They're pretty good. We're also home of Chanterelle, the Pop Diva.

But, sure, I'll meet this Charlie fellow.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 08:16:34 PM
Ok, then. Charlie, come out!
A door opens and a Boo comes out. He has small, human eyes and wears a red cap.
Charlie:Uh, hello great Mario who defeated our king with a vaccum. I, the leader of our band is sorry for turning your brother in to a painting. We realized what we had done wrong. We got an ugly person as a picture. We'll try harder to capture Princess Toadstool.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 08:58:08 PM
BAH! I-a-leave for a couple-a-of hours and look-a-what happens...Mario with-a-that ego of his takes-a-over and then insults my-a-cooking! Then that-a-bimbo girlfriend of his shows up and takes over with him! BUT TO TOP IT OFF this dumb boo shows-a-up and GIVES MARIO the credit for defeating-a-their king with the vacuum...not to mention-a-insults my good-a-looks..How-a-dare he...

Ok thats enough venting Luigi...just answer some questions...(please ask him a question..it seems to help him calm down...)

Oh-a-alright(deep sigh) fire-a-a way...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/7/2003 7:59:10 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 09:08:08 PM
Hello, Luigi, it's nice to have you back.
Now, let Charlie speak.

Charlie:Yes, well, when our great Boo King went against Mario, he lost, but on purpose. Green recovers him-us Boos don't know why. Oh yeah! Green is so ugly that a Boo can throw-up and get its problems off its back! But that-oh wait! The ugly guy with the vaccum was a spagetti noodle named Luigi! Now I remember! Man, he was the stupidest scardey-cat I've ever known! What an idiot! Going to a spooky mansion! What a idiot!"
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 09:21:26 PM
GRR THAT-A-DOES IT (goes to closet) THIS-A-WILL TAKE CARE OF YA-A

*Sloop!*

(inside the vaccuum bag)

mmmmfffmm mmmffm mmmfmf

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 09:25:30 PM
Peach: *BIMBO*?! Geeze, what's wrong with you, Luigi! I thought you we my friend! And what do you mean by THAT, Charlie!?

Mario: Well, sor-RY, Mr. Desides-to-Leave! :P  Geeze! And Charlie, you *DID* mix us up there. And if you even THINK about going after Peach...

Sapphira: Okay, guys, chill out! We don't want another SSB Melee breaking out, here. Jon, I think it'd be best if you sent Charlie out of here.  ...Oh, right...sorry...I'll leave now...
*Slowly heads toward door, but quickly rushes and grabs some food from the table, running out of the room gleefully while food falls from her arms.*

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 09:27:22 PM
I never expected Charlie to be like that. He changed. Oh well. Would you like some Mushroom Cake? I got it straight from the master cook, Tayce T., who lives in Toad Town. This cake is amazing and it will make anyone happy.
In the meantime, Luigi, so how do you feel having one game to yourself? I mean, yeah, Mario's in it, but he's just a picture! Do you like how YOUR game is set up?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 09:27:43 PM
*Sloop!* *Sloop!*

heh-a-heh...that should-a-take care of them...

Luigi....

SHUT UP MARIONUT#1!

(sigh) well...ok....

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 09:28:43 PM
Sapphira, come back! Don't you want some cake?!? It's made from Tayce T!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 09:29:38 PM
Uh, guys, can we PLEASE get back to the interview?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 09:29:38 PM
HEH HEH HEH! Im not satified with-a-just one game........ Im gonna take over them-a-all!!!!

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 09:31:13 PM
Luigi, as many fans as you have now, I think the closest you'll get is a Luigi's Mansion2 and I've heard no news on that. It's just Mario Kart, Mario Golf, Mario Tennis...(jon goes on reading every game with 'Mario' in it).
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 09:37:04 PM
Hmm... I wouldn't worry. I think she's still here. Anyway, let's continue this interview, shall we?

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 07, 2003, 09:43:35 PM
THATS-A-IT I CANT TAKE-A-IT ANYMORE! ITS ALWAYS-A-MARIO THIS AND MARIO THAT NEVER LUIGI THIS OR LUIGI THAT!

Ok Luigi..let them out of the vaccuum..

But-a-

Just do it..

(sigh) fine-a-...

(opens bag)

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 09:47:46 PM
Luigi, that's why I'm making little stories about you in the SUPER-EXCELLENT LUIGI STORY section. It sucks now, but it'll get better. Anyways, Luigi, let's talk about your game. Do you know that the graphics in it are awesome? I mean, just about every piece of furniture is interactive in some way! That's neat! Plus, you get a custom-made Game Boy!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 10:02:03 AM
(note from Marionut#1)

Marionut#1 was so ticked off about Jon dissing his Club '86 last night that he refused to type anything for Luigi..now he has regained his sence of humor and will continue the interview...

BAH! Mario-a-gets all the cool-a-moves and what do-a-I get? INTERACTIVE-A-FURNITURE!
The-a-gameboy horror was cool..but-a-it broke when I left it in Mario's easy-a-chair..yes-a-as you can guess, he-a-sat on it..




It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/8/2003 9:14:31 AM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 11:06:24 AM
(note to Marionut from jon)I was just outraged that I couldn't, well, really DO anything with the Club. I will edit the messages to your liking.^_^

Now, Luigi, I know you have a really cool vaccum to go with your game-it can shoot elements, and suck up ghosts, but Mario somehow managed to get something better then you-the FLUDD. It can make you hover, increase your speed, and squirt water out. How did Mario ever manage to get luckier then you?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 11:15:20 AM
BAH! You-a-know Mario..just mention-a-his name and everybody-a-goes gaga..Secretly though I went to E. Gadd and had him modify the Poltergeist 3000, so it could compete with the FLUDD....


(from Marionut#1)
You can do what you like in the club..you just didnt replied without reading anything about it...its just like the members only juice bar in SMRPG...the better the card the better the drink...or in this case if your a member you can get special things..IE a cool picture of me dressed as Mario or of me playing an NES both taken when I was about 5..and cute...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 11:24:23 AM
(Charlie the Boo comes over to me knocking me out of my seat and continues with what he was saying)
Charlie:Well, and then when noodle-head Luigi came around with that vaccum that was made in the Stone Age, we all decided to play hide-n-go seek. When Lluigi caught us, he sucked us up and then 5 minutes later, we would get out of the vaccum, go in to Luigi's pants, and make farting noises that could be heard from outside. We even had a Boo who could imitate Luigi's voice and we would say stuff like"Oh, man-a! I freking poopy in my-a pants again! Oh, well, just gotta go and-a poopy some more-a...PPFFFTTTTTTT!" Oh, man that was so hilarious! People were standing outside of the mansion, we sold tickets, and now Luigi's butt is on the front cover of Ghostly MAD Magazine. It shows Luigi with Fart squiggles around him. Oh, and with Mario, we went to the bathroom in the frame he was in, so the whole time, he was stepping in Boo poo! Ha ha ha ha!

Suddenly, jon gets up and hands Luigi's flashlight and Poultergust 3000(advanced) to Luigi.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 11:26:58 AM
*Sloop!* Well-a-that takes care of-a-him...Ill be-a-back in a second..just-a-taking him to E Gadd...
*returns with a framed picture of Charlie*
Ah this-a-will fit just perfectly-a-on my wall...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/8/2003 10:29:00 AM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 11:34:07 AM
Wow, Luigi, that would look nice up on your wall! Ha! Look at him squirm!
Anyways, with the mansion you had to go through-wasn't everything in there interactive in some way? Maybe that's why your game is the shortest game for Gamecube?!?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 11:37:17 AM
*starts crying*
Boo hoo hoo...why-a-do I always get the shortest-a-and the dumbest games...




It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 11:42:38 AM
Don't worry, Luigi, you're better then Mario on some games. Let me give you a list: Super Mario World because I find you able to jump high and can sort of hover to get right where you want-Mario just stinks...Super Smash Bros+SSBM because of your improved attacks, high jumping, fast and swift attacks and because you can practically jump higher then the rest of the characters, Mario Party because with me, you just seem to have the best luck, and Mario Kart-you turn those corners better then Mario. Do you feel calmer now? They should name those games something like Super Luigi's World or Luigi Kart.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 11:45:53 AM
Well...*sniffle* I will feel better when Luigi&Mario is released...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 11:50:35 AM
Yeah-hey, isn't the title MARIO&Luigi RPG or something like that?
Well, to beat this game, Mario needs you and he better be good to you, huh? DO you know what YOUR new game is about?(I said 'your' meaning that I'm going to favor you-you look cool in that game)
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 11:51:41 AM
I-a-secretly like the part where I can pound-a-Mario flat...its my favorite-a-move..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 11:56:22 AM
I didn't know you could do that! Does Mario lose HP when you do that to him?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 11:56:52 AM
Peach: Aww...there, there, Luigi... Hey, jon! Can I have some more questions! I'm feeling left out... :(

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 11:57:54 AM
No-a-he doesnt


It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 12:01:45 PM
Then you can squish him all day! Now, let's talk about Luigi's Mansion.
When you had to hunt for all the Boos, wasn't that boring? I mean, you got good at it!

Oh, and Luigi, when Mario comes back, let's tell him,"You put your pants on backwards!", ok? Just to freak his noodle-if you know what I mean...
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 12:03:39 PM
Heh-a-heh..finally somebody other than-a-me is called a noodle..It's never-a-boring when your always scared out of your-a-wits..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 12:04:35 PM
PEACH!?! Uh, uhhhh, s-so sorry! I had no idea you were there! Let me give you a question.....How long have you been princess of the Mushroom Kingdom?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 12:07:25 PM
Ok, let Peach answer her question and let me get my papers organized! I have two people going at once and I'm getting confused! Hold on, Luigi, let Peach answer her question. If she doesn't do it, then I guess she's outside doing something and I'll just get back to you.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 12:18:05 PM
Ok, I guess Peach went outside. Fine then, when she comes back, she can answer the question. Now Luigi, in the Super Mario Movie, how do you feel about your character in it?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 12:28:49 PM
They shaved off my-a-beloved Mustache! then they gave me a stupid personality! Really about the only-a-thing that was-a-cool in the movie was-a-the shoes..Marionut#1s been working on-a-sprites with these new shoes...

Ahem..thats top secret...v_v


Oops-a-heh-a-heh..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 12:35:41 PM
Peach: Whoops! Sorry! I kinda dazed off there for a second. Heheheh... Anyway, I've been Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom since I was born, of course. I didn't start *ruling* though until the ministers thought I was old enough.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 12:37:17 PM
You plumbers sure do know how to slip things out of your mouth, huh?
Well, Luigi, what is your favorite food?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 12:39:14 PM
Peach dozing off-I never thought I'd seen the day.^_^
Well, now that you're back into reality, can you tell me how Toad Town started? Or at least how Toad became your butler?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 12:46:46 PM
Ah spagetti..Ah ravioli, Ah Mama mia...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 12:48:38 PM
Well, shortly after my Castle was built (SM64), basically a town was built around it. What can I say? The Mushroom Kindom's exanding. That's pretty much all.

And Toad is not my butler. Toadsworth is. Toad is the head Mushroom Retainer--a chief advisor in the Mushroom Parliament and personal attendant (and friend) of mine. :)

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 12:51:32 PM
Luigi-that's Mario's line in Mario's game. I should've known you like ALL Italian foods.
Luigi, have you ever thought of your own theme song for yourself?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 12:53:19 PM
Peach, what do you do as your job being princess? Do you take the role of the King/Queen?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 12:54:08 PM
Ah I-a-love ripping off-a-my brother...oh and as-a-for your question:
Luigi!
Luigi!
Hes are man!
If he cant do it Mario can...

Okay..it-a-didnt come out kinda like I wanted-a-it to..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 12:56:27 PM
So basically, your theme song says that if you can't do something, your brother Mario can do it and will get all the credit, getting another game named after him?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 01:05:16 PM
Basically, yeah. But I'm sort of a figurehead, like the Queen of England. While I *do* rule, I have the Chancellor, Toad Minister, Mushroom Retainers, ministers and others who are all involved in governing. So I'm not complete ruler. :)

As for the stuff I do...basically just what princess are supposed to do. :)

Mario: (She's a real humanitarian.)

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 01:11:03 PM
Note from Marionut#1

In order to find out why Luigi had such a bad,violent behavior I tailed him to the Mario Bar..there I found him guzzling beer like crazy and dancing on the bar..shirt in hand waving it above his head....I hope the incriminating pictures I took makes him sober....now just to have them developed....


NOOO any-a-thing but-a-that! Fine-a-Ill never do that-a-again..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/8/2003 12:13:24 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 01:17:16 PM
Luigi being drunk is the funniest thing I would ever see! I would like to see these shirt-twirling pictures you said and keep them away from Daisy or else there will be trouble with you and Luigi.
Now this gives me a great question for Peach! What would you do to Mario if he was at the Mario Bar, guzzuling down beer like Luigi and then twirling his shirt around?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 01:21:18 PM
Geez-a-why does-a-everybody love to see candid pictures-a-of celebrities....oh and let-a-me guess..kiss him on his snotty nose..like she-a-always does...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 01:22:48 PM
...I would be rather shocked... (And a bit turned on...lol, j/k ;) )

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 01:27:51 PM
And-a-bit turned on!?!? Even-a-I never knew the princess was-a-so hardcore...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 01:31:02 PM
Luigi, heh heh, you know everyone wants pictures of celebrities-especially when the pictures show you drunk.
Now, Mario, do YOU have a theme song? I think Luigi would like to hear it.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 01:35:45 PM
Peach: Sapphira!! Why did you have me say that!!?

Sapphira: Heheh...sorry...It was meant to be a joke. :P

Peach: *rolls eyes, groaning*

Mario: A theme song, hm? I thought I already had one. Luigi knows it. And no, I'm not going to sing it. :P

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Edited by - Sapphira on 6/8/2003 12:41:36 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 01:40:01 PM
Ok, Luigi, let's hear it.

*Sapphira*That artwork is pretty amazing. I thought that Paint Shop Pro was like Paint. I guess I didn't really understand it now, did I?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 01:44:51 PM
(Sapphira: Thanks. No, Paint Shop Pro and Paint are COMPLETELY different. It has so many different techniques you can use. You can see why I miss that program so much...)

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 01:57:15 PM
oh say can you see
that mario is dumb
what so girly he sounds
because of his accent
Whos red shirt and blue pants
Through the pathetic fight
Oh say that luigi
will get more gameing rolls
over the Land of the mushrooms
and the home of his cool brother..Luigi



It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 02:04:21 PM
Oh man, that is so good^_^! That is funny and everything! That is a great and well thought up theme song. Mario should've said his own theme song....
The "Star Spangled Luigi" I'll call it or something like that.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 02:12:14 PM
*Frowns* You're just jealous of me, that's what. :P

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 02:19:47 PM
And-a-why wouldnt I be jealous of you? you get all-a-of the fame and leave me with-a-what? interactive-a-furniture....Mama Mia..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 02:21:53 PM
(jon singing)

"Oh say can you see
 That Mario is dumb!
 What so girly he sounds,
 Because of his accent!
 Whos red shirt and blue pants
 Through the pathetic fight!
 Oh, say that Luigi
 Will get more gaming roles
 Over the Land of the mushrooms
 And the home of his cool brother...Luigi!"

That song is so good that I had to type it like this. I think I'll e-mail something for you, Marionut that deals with this.
Talk about it in Club '86 and show everyone what I'm going to make for you!^_^
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 02:23:41 PM
Luigi should be a comedian.
He almost made me pee my pants.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 07:38:02 PM
Well, Luigi, your game is quite interesting.
For one, you can become unbelieveably rich!
You get a custom-made Game Boy Horror that has a map and has info about everything in the house. It also is like a camcorder because you can talk to your grandpa through it.
Speaking of grandpa, Mario, who is yours and Luigi's father? Who is he?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 07:46:57 PM
Grandpa? Professor Gadd? *laughs* He's not our grandpa.

As for our parents? Actually, we don't remember them. Our biological ones--if you could even call it that--anyway. Our parents, the ones that raised us, well...I'd rather not talk about them right now...

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 07:59:22 PM
But Prof. E Gadd looks exactly like you, Mario!.....I'm just joking around with ya'.
Now, about Mario Golf for the Gamecube, how on the Mushroom Kingdom DID the Mushroom Kingdom get enough money to buy such nice golf courses-I mean, each one looks like it's worth over a billion coins or something!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 08:07:00 PM
Uhh...he looks *NOTHING* like me. 'Cept he has a round nose. But so do a lot of people in TMK.

What do you mean *BUY*? They paid to have them built. And are you kidding? Coins are found *EVERYWHERE* throughout the Mushroom Kingdom. Money's never a problem. Besides, lots of people like chipping in, let alone a generous sum from the princess.

One question: What do these questions have to do with me? How would I know how these golf courses pop up? It's not like I'm in charge of it or something--I just *play* golf there. :)

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 08:15:16 PM
But you have the GAME named after YOU! You must know what's going on or else the game would be called Mushroom Kingdom Golf.
Well,next question.
When you were on Delfino Plaza, how long did you stay in jail?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 08:20:52 PM
That's simple to answer: one night.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 08:28:30 PM
Well, when they told you that you had to clean up EVERYTHING that you didn't really do, how did you feel?
Oh, and I bet this made you wish you were Luigi-staying back at the Mushroom Kingdom.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 08:33:30 PM
Heh-a-heh..one of my-a-favorite Mario moments..when-a-he was in jail...heh-a-heh.

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 08:34:56 PM
Hey, Luigi, welcome back! We were just talking about Mario's vacation gone bad.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 08:36:40 PM
It was annoying at first, but then I figured this would give me a chance to prove my true reputation. Eventually it did. :)
And who said Luigi was in the Mushroom Kingdom while we were on vacation? He could have been somewhere else. ...But that's his business. *Looks over to Luigi*

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 08:38:26 PM
Of course-a. I was at Daisy's castle...er-a..I mean...Of course I was home where-a-do you think I would be...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 08:44:30 PM
Well, I-huh?

Charlie, the portrait is suddenly flying about the room.
Charlie:And then we threw water bombs on Luigi when there was that blackout! Oh, also in that blackout, we went in Mario's picture and took pictures of his hairy butt! We then put them on marioshairybutt.com and so far, we have a million visitors. We also have a website called luigimistakes.net where there's videos that one of our Boo spies took with Luigi getting drunk and swinging his shirt around! He was also getting 'jiggy with it' with another woman. Oh, that was the best footage we got of Luigi for a while! That tape made me 100 million coins richer!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 08:47:18 PM
*takes picture* here-a-just a second..let-a-me run him over to E Gadd's picture-a-gallery..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 08:54:41 PM
Luigi, Charlie's already in a frame and he's floating about in one. I don't think taking a picture of him and giving him to E Gadd would do anything better. You would just end up with two annoying Charlies...

Charlie:Oh, and I even showed Daisy the tape personally. She spent all of Luigi's money buying shoes to get even. That's where your money went. Oh, and I see the princess here too. Did you check out mario2sexy.com? Trust me, you'll wanna' go. Us Boos get terrific footage.^_^
(note:you probably know this, but these sites Charlie is saying are fake. But not in the Mushroom Kingdom....)
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 08:55:35 PM
Well, whatever I said, I wouldn't let Charlie loose if I were you!

Edited by - jon on 6/8/2003 8:01:04 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 09:00:30 PM
I-a-know that hes already in-a-the frame..im just taking him out of here and putting-a-him in his picture-a-gallery.

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 09:05:02 PM
Luigi, he'll just fly right out of the frame. Boos can do that-remember he said he went in and out of Mario's frame?!?

Suddenly, Charlie comes in to the room looking like his normal self.
Charlie:Can you believe people call Luigi gay?!? I mean, us Boos starte that and now everyone who saw that drunk Luigi footage thought that Luigi was at a gay bar-the woman just was looking for a man. Ha ha! Great rumors we're starting, huh?

*NOTE*Check out the topic called Isle Delfino Vacation if you're liking this interview. It's sort of like it.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 09:16:31 PM
No they cant..not at-a-least when the go through the portraficanizer...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 09:17:22 PM
Uh, Luigi, Charlie's already out and he's saying that you're gay.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 09:22:09 PM
Ok-then...*stomps on Charlie* *poof* *coin appears* *grabs coin* Man-a-he was an annoying-a-lieing (censored for apparent reasons)

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 09:23:28 PM
Heh-a-heh 200th post! sweet!

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 09:26:59 PM
Suddenly the coin pops out of Luigi's pocket.

Charlie Coin:Hey, I have a song for Luigi!
"Uh, uh, Luigi is gay!
 Uh, uh, Luigi must pay!
 He dances at day
 He dances all night
 He forces out a fart with all his might!
 He's stinky, green, and a stupid blue-
 He poops in a toilet that goes all the way to Tim-buk-tu!
 He's happy, and sad, and stupid, yeah!
 He scares away the children on Mondays, yeah!

Edited by - jon on 6/8/2003 8:27:53 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 09:34:57 PM
heh-a-heh..your-a-pretty good vantrilliquist Jon...I-a-know coins cant talk..And if-a-you have read Fifth's good-a-explanation of what happens to-a-boos you know that I-a-know better...And I only have a-a-hole in my pocket..Im-a-in a very good-a-mood so I wont-a-kill you for-a-your comments...but-a-I will do this *starts Jons hair on fire with a fire ball*

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/8/2003 8:36:09 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 09, 2003, 10:24:37 AM
Hahaha!! You guys are hilarious to watch! Okay, now can we get on with the interview, please?

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 09, 2003, 12:14:46 PM
Oops,...Umm-a-Mario, your-a-mustache is-a-on fire...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Dr. Mario on June 09, 2003, 12:41:20 PM
Mario: So what!

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 09, 2003, 12:43:40 PM
*picks up a bucket of water convieniently next to him* *splashes its whole contents in Mario's Face* Heh-a-heh, Ive-a-always wanted to do that...now-a-I have an-a-excuse..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 09, 2003, 12:51:12 PM
*Proceeds to light Luigi on fire*
Heheheh...I knew you drinking all that alcohol could come in handy...

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 09, 2003, 12:57:33 PM
*licks fingers and extinguishes the flame* *pssst* *Hic*, Dont-a-make me bust-a-you in the mouth-a-Mario..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 09, 2003, 01:05:44 PM
Peach: Knock it *OFF*, you guys!!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 09, 2003, 04:11:16 PM
Ah-hem! You two morons, stop being moronic! Now, Luigi and Mario, how can you still possibly be fighting when you're twenty something years old?!? Can't you please stop fighting? Luigi, stop calling Mario girly with his accent and Mario, stop doing whatever you do!
Let's have a nice, peaceful, interv-

Charlie:Ah ha ha! Man! Us Boos have been trained to stay alive, even after being stomped on! We have already DIED, you know. You can't kill us AGAIN! Anyways, let me get back into my usual form.
Charlie suddenly gets out of Luigi's pocket and turns in to his usuall self.

I am so sorry for hurting you, Mario and Luigi...
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 09, 2003, 05:52:53 PM
*Sigh* What happened to this interview...?

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 09, 2003, 06:01:12 PM
Charlie:Well, after blabbling on about how I got you and Luigi, I'm finally in the mood to talk with you guys about letting me be the Mushroom Kingdom Boo Band.

jon:Well, it's about time! Luigi should've used a flashliht on Charlie! That'll take care of you, Charlie, but Luigi, don't. Now Charlie, tell us about yourself.

Charlie:Well, I've been playing Mario games since yesterday and I now want to be the band of the Mushroom Kingdom. Princess, you'll let me, right?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 09, 2003, 06:13:09 PM
Hmm...You seem a little...schizophrenic and borderline to be able to trust.
You only started playing Mario games since yesterday, huh? Why don't you wait and see if this interest is just a phase.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 09, 2003, 06:23:13 PM
Charlie:Well, too bad! I AM the MK Boo Band! My band is called DOLPIC and let me just give you a little piece of a song I wrote:

"Rollin' around at the speed of sound,
 Got places to your ride, oh, follow my rainbow!
 Can't stick around-have to keep movin' on,
 Guess what lies ahead-only one way to find out!
 Must keep on moving ahead,
 No time for guessing-follow my way instead,
 Trust me and what you can see,
 Take my lead, I'll set you free!

 Follow me, set me free,
 Trust me and we'll escape from the ci-ty!
 I'll make it through!
 Follow, Follow me!"

Charlie takes a sip of water. Well, what do you think? Is the DOLPIC good?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 11, 2003, 09:15:02 AM
*water goes right through Charlie and spills on the carpet*
MAMA MIA! do-a-you know how-a-hard it is to-a-get water stains out-a-of the carpet!
Get-a-out of here!
*chases Charlie out of room and he dissipears...never to be heard of again..*

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 11, 2003, 01:20:19 PM
Well, then I guess with Charlie out of the picture, I can give you some questions.
Now, Luigi, why are you taller then Mario and by how many years is Mario older then you?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 11, 2003, 01:38:48 PM
Mario: *laughs* Lemme answer this one for him... *WHY* is he taller? Who knows? It's genetics.

*Sapphira's Note* My brother is 2 years and 4 months younger than me and we've always been neck-and-neck in height since he was BORN. ...Until he passed me up in '99. :(  Younger doesn't mean shorter.
Sorry, back to you, Mario.

Mario: Thank you. :P  Age difference? Well, considering we're TWINS, not much.

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Edited by - Sapphira on 6/11/2003 12:40:10 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 11, 2003, 01:57:38 PM
I know that being younger matters, I'm just asking HOW Luigi got taller then you?
What kinds of names does Luigi call you-like Shrimp or Leprachaun(I did NOT spell that right, I know).
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 11, 2003, 02:04:58 PM
HOW goes anyone get taller than someone else? They grow faster than you and you stop growing before you can catch up to them. That's just basic common sense. :P

Uhh...usually he calls me "Mario"...or "Bro."

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 11, 2003, 02:07:47 PM
I know how someone gets taller-they eat their veggies!
Oh, and I thought Luigi would call you short-stuff or say "I want your pot of gold!"
Well, anyways, when did you find Yoshi and what makes him so loyal to you?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 11, 2003, 02:20:39 PM
Actually, Yoshi was the first person...uh being...I ever met. I landed on his back, you know, before I was born. Of course I don't remember any of that...
I re-met Yoshi in SMW when he was trapped in an egg. He seemed very familiar to me somehow. There was like this instant bond of friendship between us. I guess he remembered me, even though I couldn't have remembered him. Later, of course, he told me the story.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 11, 2003, 02:47:44 PM
Wait a sec...okay, where were you born at?
Marioland, where Yoshi found you OR Earth?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 11, 2003, 02:59:51 PM
Technically in the Mushroom Kingdom. But literally on Yoshi's Island. It's a long story. Play Yoshi's Island and you'll know what I mean. I was raised in the Human World/Dimension (Earth)

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 11, 2003, 03:00:30 PM
double post

Edited by - Sapphira on 6/12/2003 9:18:01 AM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 12, 2003, 08:00:21 AM
I-a-have other names for-a-mario...but-a-they all mostly-a-would be censored-a-on this board...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 12, 2003, 10:25:53 AM
Ha! Luigi has some OTHER names, eh? So what Mario said wasn't all...
Luigi, would you call your brother these censored names when the two of you were kids?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 18, 2003, 04:36:56 PM
Are-a-you kidding? Of-a-course-a-I did...but-a-only behind his-a-back...I-a-learned them from-a-the bratty kids from our-a-grade C school...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 18, 2003, 06:29:44 PM
Luigi, would you consider yourself fat? How 'bout your brother?

"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 18, 2003, 08:16:29 PM
Mama mia! The-a-only one I consider-a-fat is Mario!

---Note---
Since Sapphira is grounded for who knows how long, Marionut#1 will type for Mario..till Sapph return...
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Luigi! Would-a-you stop saying-a-Im fat! Who-a-goes on-a-ALL the adventures?

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 18, 2003, 08:57:21 PM
Mario! Your voice has returned! Yippeeee!
Ah-hem, anyways, Mario, Luigi, the Koopalings have been known to get on your nerves and what-not, but do you know if they're Bowser's kids or is Bowser Jr. Bowsers kid? I'm confused with that! Maybe since you've been with them so much, you might know.

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How did Sapphira get grounded? I thought she was a good kid!
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"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 18, 2003, 09:44:49 PM
Bah! All-a-this mystery-a-mish mash...The big-a-B had 7 kids first-a-then he just-a-had a new-a-kid..why-a-cant anybody get that-a-right Mario?

I-a-dont know..it-a-beats me..


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She was grounded because she stayed 3 hours over her limit on her computer..apperantly her parents werent to happy...
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It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 19, 2003, 11:35:54 AM
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I'm baaa-aack! Yay! ^_^
Heheheh...I generally am a pretty good kid, except that I tend to break rules that seem like an injustice to me, i.e. having to go to bed at 11:00....
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Back with the interview....

Mario: The Koopalings and Bowser Jr. are all a big mystery... Nintendo needs to shed some more light on the topic.

Sapphira (butting in once again): I have a theory or two... But you'll have to wait 'til Part 3 of "The Prophecy" and if I ever decide to post my other story...(not likely)...

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on June 19, 2003, 12:14:18 PM
Double post


Edited by - Jman on 6/19/2003 11:18:09 AM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on June 19, 2003, 12:16:10 PM
Jman(just joining the discussion): Mario, have you ever actually killed Bowser? I mean, he keeps coming back to kidnap Peach in the games and fanfiction stories.  And second, have you ever said an explicit word?

I''m a Mario rube!

Edited by - Jman on 6/19/2003 11:20:16 AM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 19, 2003, 12:18:48 PM
No. But I've heard Luigi before... Of course, he was having a REALLY bad day, though...

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 19, 2003, 12:51:35 PM
With-a-Mario taking-a-all the credit and-a-fame, who doesnt-a-have a bad day?

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 19, 2003, 05:47:09 PM
Jman, why don't you be another character? That would be even better than taking MY job...(jon stares at Jman oddly). Why don't you be someone like Yoshi, Toad, Wario, Bowser, etc.
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Ah-hem! Anyways, where were we? Oh, yes, with the Koopalings...
Which of the 7 Koopalings would you consider to be the toughest? Or would you consider Bowser Jr. a bigger threat to you guys than the Koopalings? I wonder...

"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 19, 2003, 08:04:06 PM
Hey, Mario, you just lost your voice-again!

"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 19, 2003, 09:00:26 PM
So?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 19, 2003, 09:53:43 PM
Mario, I'm mad at you for putting your new GBA+GCN attachment thingy in the world! I thought that your GBA would view things on the full screen! You make me want to.......ah-hem, sorry about that. Just another stupid pop-up came as I was typing this...
Ok, Mario, let's get you and Peach some questions, yes? Ok, next questions: Peach, why would you wear a dress like that? I thought those were worn in the old days!
Mario, why do you make your mustache the way you do? Is there some special thing you do it that way?

Luigi, are you a scardy cat? You did seem freaked out inside of that mansion!

Well, you three, "give me the money!"-you know what I mean.

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"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 20, 2003, 09:52:02 AM
Peach: Well, for one, I'm a princess--it's a princess-style dress, and for two, this style is fashionable in our culture.

Mario: I dunno. I like it this way. *snicker* Heeheehee... Luigi the scaredy cat... Aww...sorry, did I offend you, li'l wuss bro? Heeheehee...*Ahem* continue, please.

*Sapphira's note*: Hey jon, I think it'd be cool if Jman was an interviewer, too. That way we'd have more variety of questions--he'd give some you might have never thought of. --And plus, when you're away, the interview could still continue.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 20, 2003, 12:06:17 PM
Ok, that sounds like a good idea...Jman, come ask some questions!

Ah-hem, mouth is dry(takes sip of water).
Ok, so wearing that dress doesn't bother you, huh? And when you play sports, you wear a skirt-probbly to attract Mario's attention...
But Mario, why do you and Luigi wear the same clothes EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE???

"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 20, 2003, 12:30:38 PM
Peach: *grins shyly* Well...it's awfully uncomfortable playing sports in a long dress and high heels... Besides, most women who play sports either wear a short skirt outfit or shorts... Shorts aren't my thing, you know? *laughs*

Mario: Is there something wrong with my outfit? I like it; it's like my uniform. And I don't have just ONE outfit--I have multiple outfits of the same thing. *Sniff*sniff* Luigi, on the other hand...

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 20, 2003, 12:45:02 PM
Mario, when and where was the first time you and Peach kissed? Oh, let me guess-Super Mario 64.

(Sapphira, look at my new sig, hee hee)

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 20, 2003, 12:54:32 PM
Mario: Actually, the first time we met--in SMB--she kissed me on the cheek after I rescued her...

(Sapphira: Nooooooooo!! ;P)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 20, 2003, 12:59:59 PM
Oh, yeah, sorry...
Mario, I have to ask this(which is a dumb question), but.......................do you like to dance in backwards pants? I keep saying that you do it! Do you really?

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 20, 2003, 01:14:14 PM
No. And I don't even WEAR pants; I wear overalls.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 20, 2003, 01:35:45 PM
Well, I knew that.....but I'm still going to say it! BWAHAHAHAHA! Bowser laugh. Speaking of a Bowser laugh, you have another guest, besides Charlie. Mario and Peach, I would like you to meet your best friend, Bowser!

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 20, 2003, 01:42:58 PM
Oh joy...

(*Sapphira's note*: Hey, jon, can I be Bowser, too? And you can interview him?)

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 20, 2003, 01:49:31 PM
3People!?! Well, I guess you can do it-knowing that you can stand listening to Mario's Backwards Pants...
But then you'll be talking/replying to yourself, but we'll see what happens.

Ok, guys, I'm going to let you two know a little about Bowser. For one, Bowser, what's your most favorite thing to do?

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 20, 2003, 01:56:47 PM
Kidnapping Princess Peach and devising evil schemes, of course.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 20, 2003, 01:59:20 PM
Bowser, out of all those times, Mario and Luigi came and kicked your butt, but which of your plans would you consider the toughest?

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 20, 2003, 02:00:14 PM
That is...for Mario and Luigi to try and beat...

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on June 20, 2003, 02:21:42 PM
I'd have to say Super Mario Bros. 3 when my kids and I took over each of the seven mushroom worlds.


Jman: And which of your kids do you think is the smartest/dumbest?

Bowser: All of 'em! The dumb part, that is!
Bwahahahahahahaha!!


Jman:  So Mario, which quest do you think was the hardest to defeat Bowser?



I''m a Mario rube!

Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on June 20, 2003, 02:35:31 PM
Toad: Mario, I've always wondered.  Quoting wwf superstar the rock.  Do you like pie?
*Starts laughing so hard he falls out of his chair.*

I''m a Mario rube!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 20, 2003, 05:44:46 PM
Mario: *raises eyebrow* Oookaaaay... Anyway...hardest quest, huh...? I'd probably say SMB3, also. (Or SMB: the Lost Levels aka SMB2J) Paper Mario would have been a pretty tough challenge, too except luckily I had 8 teammates, and the Star Spirits (and other TMKers) to help. With SMB3 all I had was Luigi and ocasionally Toad.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 20, 2003, 06:00:27 PM
Mario, how did you feel when you had the Star Spirit's power flowing through your blood, huh?

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 20, 2003, 06:26:19 PM
Hmm...it's kinda like this sudden overwhelming feeling of great power--yet love, strength, courage, peace and good. I'm not sure how to explain it; it's hard to describe.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: very_shy_guy29 on June 20, 2003, 06:28:41 PM
What's your favorite brand of soda?

"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 20, 2003, 06:32:22 PM
Considering we only have one kind of soda-soda, I'll have to say Super Soda. Flavor doesn't matter--it's all good. But how is this relevant? I thought jon (and Jman) was doing the interview. *Sigh* Oh well...

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: very_shy_guy29 on June 20, 2003, 06:38:04 PM
Really?  Oopps..

"I go to many oversea places, like Canada."- Britany Spears
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 20, 2003, 08:52:14 PM
*Ahem* Its-a-called Acting..you-a-dont really think-a-I earn my pay-a-check sitting-a-on my butt do-a-you? Bah about the-a-dress question...Nintendo only-a-makes here wear-a-it in the games...to-a-get away from-a-it all Peach dances in-a-the local strip bar...heh heh...What-a-she and Daisy dont-a-know is that I-a-visit often...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on June 20, 2003, 10:46:33 PM
Mario: Peach! Luigi! You should be ashamed of yourselves!! So THAT'S what you've been doing late at night when you try to sneak out of the house, Luigi!

Peach: That's not me! That's secretly Dais--...oops...uhh..I mean...never mind...heheheh...

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 21, 2003, 04:55:04 PM
I thought you guys made games aimed for children....and now you're talking about strip clubs? O-k.

Anyways, Bowser, heh heh, I've asked everyone what their theme song was, what's yours? Oh, and it will be pretty hard to be better than Luigi's song, heh heh.

Oh, Luigi, do you have a drivers license?

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 21, 2003, 06:19:42 PM
We-a-make games for-a-kids...but thats-a-not to say we-a-dont do things-a-like that on-a-our off time...yes-a-as a matter-a-of fact I do..unfortunately, I-a-usually have to-a-steal, er uh-a-borrow Wario's car...being-a-as its the-a-only car in TMK...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/21/2003 5:21:20 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on June 21, 2003, 07:27:07 PM
Toad: (quoting Sapphira)  *Sigh*  What happened to this interview?

Jman:  I don't know, let's start it again.  Luigi, who is your worst rival in videogaming? Actually, this one's for both brothers.  Mario and Luigi, who do you consider to be your worst enemy outside the Mario universe?  And don't say Sonic because he's a part of Nintendo now.

I''''m a Mario and Sonic rube!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 22, 2003, 11:33:05 AM
Umm-a-I would-a-say the Bill-a-Gates...Ok, then-a-I would say the-a-main-a-character of Halo...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 22, 2003, 01:46:33 PM
Halo, eh? It's because it's such a good game, I guess...it's what's keeping XBOX alive! Hey, why don't you and Mario make your own version of Halo? But instead of using guns, use your fire flowers and such! Hey! Why don't you make a new Super Mario World for the Gamecube! It won't be side-scrolling-it would be like Super Mario 64-but with all your powers and such-that would be COOL!

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 22, 2003, 02:08:24 PM
Bah! why-a-bother with-a-remakes? The ever smart-a-Marionut#1 already has-a-written a cool-a-game that-a-ties all the story-a-lines together...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 23, 2003, 03:48:57 PM
Oh yeah? Name one!

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 23, 2003, 04:00:32 PM
Okey dokie...Super Mario RPG: The final chapter...Hes-a-just lucky that-a-Im in it...I would-a-have a complained...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 23, 2003, 09:04:38 PM
Luigi, on Paper Mario, what song were you singing on that block?

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 23, 2003, 09:26:09 PM
The-a-Luigi spangled-a-banner...what-a-else?

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 23, 2003, 10:08:06 PM
Thought so....
What is your favorite resturant? What is your least favorite resturant?

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 23, 2003, 10:21:02 PM
Daisy Queen...is-a-my fav..
Mario's is my-a-least fav..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/23/2003 9:21:53 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 23, 2003, 10:41:43 PM
Hey, guess what...Charlie just gave me some footage of you and Mario drunk. Would you want me to show this tape of you two to the Mushroom Kingdom world?
:)



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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!

Edited by - jon on 6/23/2003 9:44:59 PM

Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on June 23, 2003, 10:45:59 PM
Never mind-HTML's not working....
Well, there's some images of you in General Chat under the "Mario Rap" thread. Go see it please.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on January 02, 2004, 11:21:03 PM
I need new suckers, errrrr, characters to be Mario, Peach, and Luigi.

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on January 03, 2004, 12:09:31 AM
I'd be Luigi then.

And now you know, the rest of the story.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on January 03, 2004, 03:29:08 PM
You cant just say you're Luigi, you have to act like him too =P

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on January 03, 2004, 04:03:09 PM
I'm-a Luigi, number-a one-a!

And now you know, the rest of the story.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on January 03, 2004, 05:33:41 PM
Wow, this topic came out of the ashes...

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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: nintendofreak on January 03, 2004, 05:48:09 PM
I'm-a Mario, I'm-a gonna hog all-a the glory!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on January 03, 2004, 05:56:27 PM
Oh dear gosh.... Guys, I HIGHLY suggest you read the entire rest of the topic before start... You don't know what you're getting into... -_-'

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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on January 03, 2004, 06:00:24 PM
LOL, neither did I when I first started it 6 months or so ago. ANyways, Sapp, want to be Peach again?

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Sapphira on January 03, 2004, 06:02:46 PM
HEH. I'll probably regret this later, but sure, why not?

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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on January 03, 2004, 06:17:53 PM
Ok, Jman is Luigi
    Sapphira is Peach
    Nintendofreak is Mario

LETS start again



Ok, hello, my name is jon, sexy and famous from around the world. It is a great honor for you guys to be with me. Now, let's here where each of you are from......



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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on January 05, 2004, 09:28:15 PM
I'm a-Luigi and I'm from-a the Mushroom-a Kingdom!

And now you know, the rest of the story.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on January 05, 2004, 11:06:27 PM
How tall are you, Luigi?

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on January 06, 2004, 07:34:49 PM
My height is for me to-a know, and-a for you to-a find out-a.  But I know Madio is-a shorter than-a Gary Coleman.

And now you know, the rest of the story.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: nintendofreak on January 06, 2004, 11:47:12 PM
Well, at-a least I don't get-a the pasta scared out of me when I see-a ghosts! When you-a saw King Boo in his a-Bowser robot, you almost-a peed your a-pants! But when I dealed with-a King Boo at the-a Hotel Delfino Casino's-a basement, I didn't even-a flinch!

Edited by - nintendofreak on 1/6/2004 9:57:07 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on January 10, 2004, 09:04:52 AM
Oh-a-yeah?  Well, I-a remember when-a you were toilet-a training.  You missed-a the mark almost every time-a!

And now you know, the rest of the story.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on January 29, 2004, 11:49:03 PM
*comes back from being attacked by apes*

So, you two, what grades did you get in school?

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on January 30, 2004, 10:28:24 PM
I was-a always a straight-a A student, and Mario was-a always calling me a nerd in-a front of our-a friends!  He's-a just-a jealous because he's-a dumber than Donkey Kong!!!

What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: nintendofreak on January 30, 2004, 10:52:45 PM
And because-a you were a nerd-a, Nintendo only-a put you in 2 solo games-a because your-a nerdiness would've-a put Nintendo out of business! By the way-a, how come-a Peach has-a never been-a interviewed?

Edited by - nintendofreak on 1/30/2004 8:55:39 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on January 30, 2004, 10:58:58 PM
Why-a you!

*Jumps on Mario and they literally kill each other in a big mess of blood and dust.*

Luigi: (yelling at Mario)  Curse you!  I am not a nerd!  The current president at Nintendo just has a grudge against me because long ago I took his girlfriend away from him!

What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?

Edited by - Jman on 1/31/2004 6:40:01 AM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: jon on February 05, 2004, 08:27:01 PM
Lol, Mario can't even say his Italian accent right "Nintendo only-a put you in 2 solo games-a"

Heh, anyways, have you actually played any other games that Xbox has made?

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on February 07, 2004, 08:58:35 AM
The only game I-a would consider -a playing would be Sonic Heroes.  It-a is on-a all three systems now.


Note from Jman: Luigi seems angry at Mario for being #1 while he is #2.  But that was kind of obvious so I trailed him to the Circle and saw him trying to do inappropriate things, the kind of things marioguy would do.  The poor sucker wanted attention so he started streaking through my Circle.  I evntually had to tackle him so the police could arrest him for disorder.

Luigi: So-a that was a-you huh? Well-a get ready to feel my wrath-a!  And who are-a you calling a sucker?

What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 07, 2004, 12:40:05 PM
*Yoshi walks into the room*

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Lt Mou on February 07, 2004, 03:11:53 PM
*Yoshi is followed closely by the Red Paratroopa*

"Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone''s neck, and the guy starts screaming and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because, what is that thing?!"- Jack Handey
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2004, 07:06:32 PM
*Red Paratroopa is closly followed by Daisy* (Can I be Daisy?)

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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on July 18, 2004, 03:59:16 PM
Someone needs to take the place of jon as the host.

Proud to be an American!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 23, 2004, 04:37:29 PM
*Red Paratroopa looks around. Everyone has left, preparing for Mario Tennis on Gamecube. He decides to clean up the place. As he passes by an old sign collecting dust that reads, "A Mario Interview, with your host, jon.", he gets an idea. He takes it down and puts up a new sign that says, "A Mario (and Friends) Interview: New & Improved, with your new host, Red Paratroopa." He leads some people hoping to attend the "SSB: WWE Style" next door into the room to be his audience. He takes a seat behind the desk, and awaits his first guest.*

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2004, 08:34:55 AM
I can be Mario!

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on August 09, 2004, 10:23:02 PM
I-a thought nintendofreak was-a Mario.  Oh well.  Oh wait, I think I killed him 6 months ago!

I have a Live version of Freebird that will blow your mind!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Markio on August 09, 2004, 11:06:46 PM
Wow, I've never read this thread before.  But where is Red Paratroopa?

I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Red Paratroopa on August 10, 2004, 06:03:23 PM
Sorry, I've been away for a week. The show was on hiatus. But now I'm back, so lets get started.

Mario, Wario claimed that you picked on him when you were younger. Is this true?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 10, 2004, 07:25:43 PM
No! He did all the picking! (Nose-picking, that is!)

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on August 11, 2004, 02:26:35 PM
Yeah-a, Wario was-a always sticking his-a finger up-a there!  It grossed me out, man!  I guess-a Wario is-a gonna kill me now!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Red Paratroopa on August 11, 2004, 03:37:46 PM
Don't worry, Wario is currently in a sound-proofed room backstage.

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Popple on August 11, 2004, 06:33:38 PM
*Popple enters, resisting the urge to loot the place, being in the presence of Mario*

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Red Paratroopa on August 12, 2004, 02:56:31 PM
*checks his notes* Uh, Popple, you're not supposed to come until after the commercial break. But since you're here, what have you been up to lately?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: luigi~lover on August 12, 2004, 03:37:56 PM
*Runs up to Mario*

LL: You aren't Mario! YOU IMPOSTER! You're wearing a mask!

Mario: I'm-a the real-a Mario. Who on earth are-a you?

LL: ... Oh I'm Luigi~Lover, nice to... er wait.. THAT DOESN'T MATTER!

*Starts to rip Mario's face off*

LL: Grrr.. his..... mask... is... stuck!

~*The road to success is always under construction*~

Edited by - luigi~lover on 8/12/2004 2:40:45 PM
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on August 12, 2004, 06:42:19 PM
Luigi: Mama Mia, Luigi lover!  What are-a you trying to-a do?

Jman:  I think LL has officially snapped!  Someone pry her off Mario!

I have a Live version of Freebird that will blow your mind!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Popple on August 13, 2004, 07:44:48 PM
I'd rather Mario loose his face skin, see? Why not break his legs while you're at it, see, he still owes me coins, see? Neah, see?

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on August 13, 2004, 08:47:47 PM
CRanky:  Well it looks like Luigi Lover still hasn't stopped prying on Mario's face!

Jman:  What are you doing here?  Go back to the SSB WWE style thread!

Diddy: Er.. right boss!

I have a Live version of Freebird that will blow your mind!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 14, 2004, 10:33:48 AM
*green ghost appears* Man, I'm hungry. *eats banana* Comedic plot device! *drops peel onto floor, leaves*

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Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Red Paratroopa on August 14, 2004, 12:44:16 PM
*looks to the camera* Moving right along . . .
Mario, what can you tell us about the future of your games?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Jman on August 17, 2004, 02:38:59 PM
Luigi: I think Mario is afraid to admit that his era is over, and my era shall begin!

I have a Live version of Freebird that will blow your mind!
Title: Re: A Mario Interview
Post by: Red Paratroopa on August 17, 2004, 06:07:34 PM
*stifles a laugh*

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant