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Title: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 07, 2009, 05:49:23 PM: If you must make light of the serious adult business for grownups, leave it here.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Glorb on August 07, 2009, 06:03:10 PM: Knock-knock?

Who's there?

An ABORTED FETUS.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on August 07, 2009, 06:12:21 PM: How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five!!

haha
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 07, 2009, 06:17:53 PM: What's really sad is that I kind of chuckled at the last one.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 07, 2009, 06:20:55 PM: Did you hear the one about the toddler, the fork and the electrical socket?

His funeral's this Tuesday.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: TEM on August 07, 2009, 06:23:36 PM: What's funnier than 5 dead babies in one garbage bag?

1 dead baby in 5 garbage bags.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Glorb on August 07, 2009, 06:25:39 PM: Well I'm quite proud that I managed to derail a topic with no prior replies.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 07, 2009, 06:39:31 PM: Just wait until dc804 catches wind of this... "discussion". The man will have a field day. On that note,

What did the blind paralyzed orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Shyguy92 on August 07, 2009, 08:11:10 PM: Quote from: Glorb on August 07, 2009, 06:25:39 PM
Well I'm quite proud that I managed to derail a topic with no prior replies.
So that's your goal here.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: bobman37 on August 07, 2009, 10:10:11 PM: What's the difference between a baby and an apple?

You can't have sex with an apple before you eat it
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 07, 2009, 10:16:22 PM: Whoever created this terrible, awful thread made specifically for dead baby jokes deserves to be shot.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: bobman37 on August 07, 2009, 11:11:29 PM: Uh... Says the guy who participated twice.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 07, 2009, 11:17:57 PM: It was meant to be doubly ironic: First, I did indeed contribute to the thread, and, second, CrossEyed never intended this to become a dead-baby-joke thread. Isn't that just hilarious? Having to explain it makes it even funnier.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: TEM on August 08, 2009, 12:04:29 AM: What's the difference between a box of Tide and American atomic weapon secrets?

I didn't just sell a buttload of Tide to the North Koreans.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: nensondubois on August 08, 2009, 06:18:18 PM: What's the difference between an egg an a fetus?

A fetus is not an omelet.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 08, 2009, 06:27:10 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjamie-online.com%2Frandom-jamz%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F06%2Ffacepalm.jpg&hash=f6321d15fd7c7d197118f30ac5a73a9a)

EDIT: Good save there, Nenson.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Glorb on August 08, 2009, 06:29:48 PM: What did the misoginistic man say to the feminist woman?

go make me a sandwich while you clean the toilet and later we'll have sex in the missionary position and if you get pregnant you'll just have to deal with that yourself
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 08, 2009, 06:35:24 PM: Quote from: bobman37 on August 07, 2009, 10:10:11 PM
You can't have sex with an apple before you eat it
You have no imagination.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Forest Guy on August 09, 2009, 01:59:48 AM: Bobman you ruined that joke. The correct version is not "can't", it's "don't".
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: SolidShroom on August 09, 2009, 02:47:08 AM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mojo4music.com%2Fblog%2Fcalifornia_dreaming_by_henry_diltz%2FJim%2520Morrison-photo.jpg&hash=08c28eb71098e61ff871281fd83f96f1)
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 09, 2009, 12:19:53 PM: You'd have instantly won this thread if Jim Morrison had been standing in front of an actual door there.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: bobman37 on August 09, 2009, 01:31:54 PM: Forest Guy you ruined my name.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Glorb on August 10, 2009, 10:52:07 AM: Why did Kim Jong-Il cross the road?

Well, normally it would be to threaten firing missiles at America but since he's actually DEAD and the North Korean government is covering up the fact that he's DEAD he didn't actually cross the road at all, at least not in this case.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on August 10, 2009, 03:41:10 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg19.imageshack.us%2Fimg19%2F3025%2F16354376.jpg&hash=0d32070ba5b406e852913e2fe0d15da7)

Okay, I left the joking at a Door.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 10, 2009, 03:51:57 PM: Your mom met Weird Al? Neat!
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Glorb on August 10, 2009, 04:54:08 PM: I have never seen such a sick burn dished on these forums in quite a while, at least not in such a completely unprovoked way.

I think Weegee would make a much better Ped Xing.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 10, 2009, 05:18:20 PM: That being said, I would LOVE to have been ~~your mom~~ that guy in that picture. Really, is that someone you know, Bigluigifan?
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on August 10, 2009, 05:28:50 PM: That's the former keyboardist of the Doors.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 10, 2009, 06:26:41 PM: ...Who happens to be standing in front of a door along with Weird Al, who recently released a song parodying the Doors' style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32aFmxL9HY)? If it weren't such a cliche to mention, I'd say that you've won this thread.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: dc804 on August 10, 2009, 08:17:15 PM: Quote from: Weegee on August 07, 2009, 06:39:31 PM
Just wait until dc804 ctaches wind of this... "discussion". The man will have a field day.
Heck yes!

I took my girlfriend for an abortion today. Apparently its considered bad manners to pass round a bag of jelly babies in the waiting room. Ungrateful slags.

A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms.

"Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin.

"My baby!" screams the mother.

"Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.

However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window.

"What are you doing?!" yells the mother.

"April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"

I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night.

It turns out they get really angry when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 10, 2009, 08:36:44 PM: Thanks Weegee. Thanks a bunch.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 10, 2009, 09:19:27 PM: I've long figured dc has dirtyjokes.co.uk on Favorites.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 10, 2009, 09:40:56 PM: No problem, PL. I was expecting exasperation or sarcastic gratitude from you. Anyways,

What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her across the face
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: dc804 on August 10, 2009, 10:12:59 PM: Quote from: ShadowBrain on August 10, 2009, 09:19:27 PM
I've long figured dc has dirtyjokes.co.uk on Favorites.
I have never heard of that site. I get my material from sickipedia.org.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 11, 2009, 08:04:35 AM: You've never heard of it because it probably doesn't exist. I was making fun of the fact that all the jokes you post are profane and/or gross, and are usually full of British terms.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 11, 2009, 07:03:16 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.chan4chan.com%2Fimg%2F2009-07-27%2F1248713709725.jpg&hash=250010fe8070c29ca7b8a4ba86c44497)

ARGUE.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Luigison on August 11, 2009, 07:08:01 PM: Quote from: Weegee on August 11, 2009, 07:03:16 PM
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-07-27/1248713709725.jpg

ARGUE.
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=12091.0
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: TEM on August 11, 2009, 07:49:40 PM: .
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 11, 2009, 11:25:04 PM: I tell you what, we don't mess around here in Texas.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 11, 2009, 11:28:25 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv503%2FOppressor%2Fbush_thumbs_up.jpg&hash=c8f4fe9b9ad97f371b24431f07bdf8b7)
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 11, 2009, 11:32:48 PM: W's actually from Connecticut.

He's just about as dumb as the rest of us down here in Texas regardless.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Trainman on August 14, 2009, 02:56:18 AM: TEM, aaah [darn] man, I kinda laughed at that, but at the same time, meh.

(Only a small number of Texans are actually gun-slinging, "JOO CAIN'T TAKE MAH RIGHTS FER HAVIN GUNZ UH-WAY" kind of people.

Not to correct you...but just, for the record for everyone else...even though this is a non-serious thread I still see someone taking that as "yeah 100% of texans are underwear-wearing-only rednecks who drive Chevrolet pickup trucks everywhere with their mufflers cut off.")
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Glorb on August 14, 2009, 02:40:27 PM: DEY TOOK ARE JEEHBS
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: sadib100 on August 14, 2009, 04:05:07 PM: I'm from Texas, and it's the best nation on Earth. Anyone who disagrees is probably is dinosaur in disguise.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Luigison on August 14, 2009, 04:25:24 PM: Quote from: sadib100 on August 14, 2009, 04:05:07 PM
I'm from Texas, and it's the best nation on Earth. Anyone who disagrees is probably is dinosaur in disguise.
When I saw this I thought it was either someone very ignorant or a troll then I saw who posted it and realized that both are correct. Sorry marioguy. You're going to have to do better than that.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 14, 2009, 05:26:45 PM: Quote from: Glorb on August 14, 2009, 02:40:27 PM
DEY TOOK ARE JEEHBS

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.humorscore.com%2Fuploads%2Fthumbs%2F84a890d1237a3d36b102a8885086ccfb_TheyTookOurJobs.flv.large.jpg&hash=89b46d6b5b3d53d34d31d95d6b839631)

It's a well known fact that every single male from Texas is like this.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Trainman on August 14, 2009, 05:50:48 PM: Hahaha @ previous post.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: dc804 on August 16, 2009, 02:59:25 PM: Quote from: PaperLuigi on August 14, 2009, 05:26:45 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.humorscore.com%2Fuploads%2Fthumbs%2F84a890d1237a3d36b102a8885086ccfb_TheyTookOurJobs.flv.large.jpg&hash=89b46d6b5b3d53d34d31d95d6b839631)

It's a well known fact that every single male from Texas is like this.
They may not be bright, but at least they perfected human cloning.

Or is the reason why they all look the same is because most of them are inbred?
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 16, 2009, 04:07:01 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fklaussloves.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F12%2Finbred.jpg&hash=04fdf477a4e09e1eacd2cc8e03be4717)

"Care to say that again, little man?"
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 16, 2009, 04:53:26 PM: Once again, dc804 ruins a great joke by being as unfunny as possible.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Trainman on August 17, 2009, 04:10:35 AM: Try any of the lower (east of Texas) southeastern states for your inbred jokes.

No offense to anyone who lives in those states, but that's the stereotype.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: sadib100 on August 17, 2009, 02:13:23 PM: ITT: Idiots who don't know anything about Texas. If I say that your parents are siblings. Will you get mad?
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 17, 2009, 02:21:12 PM: Well, folks, you've been warned. If sadib ever says this aloud:
Quote from: sadib100 on August 17, 2009, 02:13:23 PM
ITT: Idiots who don't know anything about Texas.
...Your parents will become related to each other.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: sadib100 on August 17, 2009, 07:53:58 PM: My parents ARE related to each other. They are ~~first cousins~~ ~~second cousins~~ ~~uncle and niece~~ ~~mother and son~~ husband and wife.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 17, 2009, 07:57:00 PM: He's got you there.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 17, 2009, 08:20:48 PM: What a perfect place and time for...

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Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
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Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
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Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 18, 2009, 05:49:18 PM: Alternate views and layouts:

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Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: sadib100 on August 18, 2009, 06:00:29 PM: From Uncyclopedia:
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Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Trainman on August 18, 2009, 10:26:35 PM: Ha, speaking of Bechtel Corporation, my father works for them as an on-site RN.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on August 23, 2009, 03:07:24 PM: I just read this entire thread and I can't believe people missed this:

Quote from: dc804 on August 10, 2009, 08:17:15 PM
"It was already dead!"

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Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Glorb on August 23, 2009, 10:08:07 PM: neeeerd aleeeert
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on August 24, 2009, 01:00:07 AM: Quote
Nerd calling another nerd a nerd on an internet message board

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Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: TEM on August 24, 2009, 11:58:34 AM: OC
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on August 25, 2009, 05:04:50 PM: I had always assumed there to be a massive scrotum beneath it.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on September 02, 2009, 06:13:14 PM: It's amazing how one immensely inappropriate comment can stall an entire thread. On that note,

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Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 02, 2009, 07:51:08 PM: Well, that sidewalk's pretty narrow. Could just be courtesy.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: sadib100 on September 02, 2009, 09:55:02 PM: Yeah, going through two lanes of traffic is courtesy...
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on September 02, 2009, 09:59:01 PM: ~~At least the cars would leave you with your wallet~~-- BAD WEEGEE
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: dc804 on September 03, 2009, 07:50:58 AM: Quote from: Weegee on September 02, 2009, 09:59:01 PM
~~At least the cars would leave you with your wallet~~-- BAD WEEGEE
I los--wrong thread.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 03, 2009, 09:52:26 AM: Quote from: sadib100 on September 02, 2009, 09:55:02 PM
Yeah, going through two lanes of traffic is courtesy...
More courteous than making the other guy go through the traffic, I guess.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Rao on September 03, 2009, 11:56:49 AM: Maybe the white guy is sociopathic.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on September 03, 2009, 12:06:49 PM: You never know, that black guy could be a monster in disguise.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: dc804 on September 04, 2009, 10:11:33 PM: What's black and has been abused a lot on the internet?

Punctuation.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: sadib100 on September 05, 2009, 02:16:36 PM: Quote from: dc804 on September 04, 2009, 10:11:33 PM
What's black and has been abused a lot on the internet?

Punctuation.
It's funny because the font color is white here.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Glorb on September 05, 2009, 08:12:32 PM: It's funny because sadib isn't.

<ICE BURN HAS OCCURED>
<ICE BURN HAS OCCURED>
<ICE BURN HAS OCCURED>
<ICE BURN HAS OCCURED>
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 05, 2009, 08:37:54 PM: Calling your own post an ice burn automatically makes it not an ice burn.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 05, 2009, 10:04:02 PM: It's come to this--no one else is making ICE BURN-worthy posts, so now Glorb has ICEBURNsturbate.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: SolidShroom on September 07, 2009, 06:17:23 AM: It just occurred to me how hilarious Glorb's post is.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Glorb on September 07, 2009, 09:42:26 AM: It was %98 percent wrong.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: sadib100 on September 07, 2009, 11:21:56 AM: You said percent twice. You should stay at the door, because you're a joke.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Glorb on September 07, 2009, 11:54:16 AM: I'll let that post speak for itself.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 07, 2009, 03:16:15 PM: Quote from: Glorb on September 07, 2009, 09:42:26 AM
It was %98 percent wrong.

I smell a...

...REDUNDANT FUNCTION

:D
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on September 07, 2009, 04:29:34 PM: I'll bet you a $100 dollars that you're right.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 07, 2009, 05:52:00 PM: Also, percentage signs are not dollar signs. They go after numbers.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Glorb on September 07, 2009, 07:42:00 PM: THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN THE POINT.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 07, 2009, 08:13:43 PM: http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=12505.0
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Weegee on September 07, 2009, 08:19:15 PM: What's better is how Yoshisaurus Rex [unsuccessfully] hikacked that thread to become his own personal welcome wagon, and was subsequently shunned completely by the greater community instead.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: dc804 on September 07, 2009, 09:30:09 PM: Results from typing HIKACK into google. (http://www.google.com/search?q=hikack&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 07, 2009, 10:52:19 PM: I laughed.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Rao on September 08, 2009, 01:40:21 AM: I thought we were supposed to be joking about serious issues?
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: dc804 on September 08, 2009, 06:29:23 AM: Grammar is a very serious issue which should never be considered a joke,

So lets continue joking about grammar.

The #1 grammar error ever is spelling grammar grammer.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 08, 2009, 07:16:13 AM: Grammar is a dumb word, anyway. One who grams?
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 08, 2009, 11:28:33 AM: Spelling isn't grammar.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: TEM on September 08, 2009, 11:33:05 AM: That's what SHE said.
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Post by: Trainman on September 08, 2009, 04:28:27 PM: TEM.... TEM......
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Post by: Weegee on October 01, 2009, 07:27:54 PM: Obama's Stance On Gay Marriage:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fniacblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F06%2Fobama-hot-dog-july-4-2008-butte-mt-ap.jpg&hash=5299fac83e63c97e38b355ea825aa54f)
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: sadib100 on October 04, 2009, 04:46:49 PM: What does that have to do with gay marriage? Are you saying we should grind up all the gay people and make hotdogs out of them? That could actually help us out of the economy crisis.
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Post by: ShadowBrain on October 04, 2009, 05:02:12 PM: ...It's called a weiner for a reason, sadib.
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Post by: Weegee on October 04, 2009, 05:35:12 PM: Actually, a ground-sadib dog sounds mighty tasty right about now.
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Post by: Glorb on October 05, 2009, 04:22:49 PM: I want to grind up on sadib's weiner.
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Post by: Trainman on October 05, 2009, 04:50:49 PM: No you don't.
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Post by: Glorb on October 06, 2009, 04:58:19 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm3.static.flickr.com%2F2288%2F2025840882_edee52519f.jpg&hash=b2412520527fe85b7fc2914cb8d85ad8)

I'm Jimmy Olsen.
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Post by: sadib100 on October 06, 2009, 07:12:47 PM: A hotdog steed?
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Post by: Weegee on October 06, 2009, 07:18:40 PM: No, that's how Clay Aiken looks ground up.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: TEM on October 08, 2009, 11:22:54 AM: A newly wed couple are having a baby. The father bets the wife $50 that it is a boy, the wife accepts thinking it will be a girl.

Several months into the pregnancy the couple head to the doctor's office. After an ultrasound the doctor tells the couple the news: The abortion was a complete success.
Title: Re: The Door (joke about serious issues here)
Post by: Forest Guy on October 08, 2009, 08:55:53 PM: 8/10 I chuckled.