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Title: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on April 23, 2003, 06:56:02 AM
What wouldENT Mario carikters say! I dont have a clulew, but thats wer you com in!



the utimet video gamer striks agen!

Edited by - uvg on 4/27/2003 7:48:28 AM
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Black Mage on April 23, 2003, 10:03:55 AM
 ...Wow.

 I sure hope you're better at Video Games than you are at basic spelling and grammar.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Pasta fan on April 23, 2003, 10:24:22 AM
Er...What was the question?
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Yoshizu on April 23, 2003, 10:42:04 AM
---the question---
...or the worst thigs Mario would say!


What would Mario chars say! I don't have a clue, but that's where you come in.

The ultimate  video gamer strikes again!
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Oh my god... this english is so worse but... it looks like "How do I speak english words -for german?"
If I'm right with my opinion that uvg ist an european, I must say: "Sorry, but like this we learn english in the 5th grade."

And now for something completely different... THERE ARE 2 GHOST ON MY GRADE PHOTO!!! (*PANIC*)
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Insane Steve on April 23, 2003, 07:23:50 PM
There was a member on one other board I go to named "King lucky 7" that had WORSE grammar than that!

Here's a sample:

"what this girl/boy namei beat u it i get marry to guy and get alot of stuff...lol.

she has got to be a scammer.

I beat any girl/boy would marry u for that much.

<_< The Smart One <_<

P.S:u better start eating her when your fighting dragon all she be the richest girl in rs."

Erg, not even I knew what THAT meant.


Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: King Boo on April 24, 2003, 03:40:30 AM
Steve,was that Runescape Community?Because youre talking about scammers...

I know something a Mario Character would say!
Yoshi!

King Black dragon has 3 heads when 3d comes to rs steve it looks so kool!

Im the king,
you dino-guy,
ill smash you now,
so say goodbye!

Edited by - Pink King Boo on 4/24/2003 2:42:36 AM
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 24, 2003, 03:14:57 PM
I think this topic was supposed to be named "Attack of the worst things Mario would say!" but I don't want to know what that is, either...
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: CharginChuck on April 24, 2003, 03:55:32 PM
AHHHH!!!

The worst things Mario could say... hmm...
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on April 25, 2003, 06:15:50 AM
Hi cuperson weard! Don't leave me out of it. Mario woldent say "Hay Bowser! Takle me! Or are you chicen! Brok Brok Brok Br...ufea(Bowser his mario to the next level). Ow my acen head!!

the utimet video gamer striks agen!

Edited by - uvg on 5/5/2003 5:04:16 AM
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on April 25, 2003, 06:20:05 AM
By the way, Im frome the USA, not London(or watever you sead)!

the utimet video gamer striks agen!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: King Boo on April 25, 2003, 08:44:40 PM
ok uvg,i dont know anything bad that mario characters have sed,only interesting things,like Luigi likes his hat hand-washed & Mario just chucks his in the washing machine.

Im the king,
you dino-guy,
ill smash you now,
so say goodbye!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on April 26, 2003, 06:42:30 PM
Thay don't have to have sed it bofor.
(ecampel)=(bowser)Hay Mario' want to have a tee party?

the utimet video gamer striks agen!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Sapphira on April 26, 2003, 07:05:22 PM
Huh? I didn't understand a thing you just said, other than "Want to have a *TEA* party?".

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dairy King on April 26, 2003, 07:13:30 PM
Ummm.. Did you fail spelling tests? Because it looks like you need to hit the books. Real hard. With you head.

I am poetry in motion. You are gibberish in neutral.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on April 27, 2003, 09:00:33 AM
Don't you have to post as bruno dariy King?
(And dont give me that crap about bing brothers, you are the the same peresen)



the utimet video gamer striks agen!

Edited by - uvg on 5/5/2003 5:06:38 AM
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Mushroom Head on April 27, 2003, 09:36:13 AM
You have to go to Spelling school mean
Never seen such bad spelling.

(*_*)
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on April 29, 2003, 06:22:58 AM
(luigi)Ime just going to give up the machen.

the utimet video gamer striks agen!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Pasta fan on April 29, 2003, 06:42:48 AM
It's very sweet that we have a pre-schooler posting on the board. I wish everyone would stop mocking the little tykes bad spelling. He's probably just got on to his ABCs by the looks of it. What I suggest is you write your message on microsoft word first and use the spell checker.  
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on May 03, 2003, 08:29:17 PM
(Sarcasticley)"Thanks fore the complement Mis/Mr. call a 5th grader a kindingardiner because he has bad spelling Pasta fan.




the utimet video gamer striks agen!

Edited by - uvg on 5/5/2003 5:09:31 AM
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on May 03, 2003, 08:30:38 PM
by the way thakes fore the tip.

the utimet video gamer striks agen!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Luigison on May 04, 2003, 02:47:47 PM
I am very bad at spelling as well.  I actually failed spelling in elem school.  Try http://eslus.com/LESSONS/SPELL/SPELL.HTM for practice.  
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 04, 2003, 07:10:46 PM
How old are you uvg?

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Sapphira on May 04, 2003, 07:51:58 PM
He implied that he was in 5th grade. Anyway, as annoying as bad spelling is, I find it better than bad grammar. Ugh! Some people have such bad grammar that you can barely understand what they're trying to say. In uvg's defense, at least I can understand what he's saying, after deciphering the words. (Although honestly some words, such as "for" or "thanks," should be easy to spell by now. That, in itself, is pretty sad.)

My brother's always been TERRIBLE at spelling, and he's in 8th grade. Some people just have disabilities, (like dislexia, etc.), and it comes harder to them. Others are just blessed with good spelling abilities.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Edited by - Sapphira on 5/4/2003 6:57:58 PM
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 04, 2003, 07:57:20 PM
Dyslexia (and other impediments) isn't necessarily always the cause of bad spelling...
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Mario Maniac on May 05, 2003, 08:18:34 AM
Aww, poor widdle kid. Just kidding!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Screech on May 05, 2003, 03:53:44 PM
I'm terrible at spelling. when writing a story, I always have a dictionary beside me.

The world would be a much cleaner place if people would eat their own trash.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Sapphira on May 05, 2003, 04:00:57 PM
When I'm writing a story, I need a Thesaurus. Actually, I use the one on Word when typing it up. I'm just glad for SpellCheck, which'll catch my mistakes! :/

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on May 06, 2003, 06:45:35 PM
can we get back to the topic????;0

the utimet video gamer striks agen!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Sapphira on May 06, 2003, 06:55:07 PM
Why? Going off-topic is so fun...! :P

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on May 06, 2003, 06:58:17 PM
somones acule on when Ime on. Cool!0:)

the utimet video gamer striks agen!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Mario Master on May 06, 2003, 07:37:33 PM
Bowser:  Maybe I should kidnap Daisy...

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on May 09, 2003, 08:22:08 PM
whiy hasent enyone posted in 4 days? is it that you hate me? or dos my brethe skins?   Please tell me!And post,post,post!

the utimet video gamer striks agen!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 10, 2003, 10:57:53 PM
It's just because no one is sure what this topic is about and we aren't very good at thinking of things that the Mario characters wouldn't say.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on May 13, 2003, 06:44:47 AM
well then can you anser me this, how do you change your  profile signature.

well then can you anser me this, how do you change your  profile signature.

well then can you anser me this, how do you change your  profile signature.

well then can you anser me this, how do you change your  profile signature.

well then can you anser me this, how do you change your  profile signature.

well then can you anser me this, how do you change your  profile signature.

well then can you anser me this,are you tirerd of seing this sentince?

the utimet video gamer striks agen!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Sapphira on May 13, 2003, 11:01:58 AM
Click on the little Mario icon on your posts. A little pop-up of your info will appear. In the upper right corner, it says "profile." Click on that and you can change your sig.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on May 14, 2003, 06:53:02 AM
Thancs! ;)

The new and impreved model!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 16, 2003, 02:04:57 PM
Mario: I'm tired of all the spotlight.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Mario Master on May 16, 2003, 06:55:54 PM
Mario:  Do I hafta save the world AGAIN?  I wanna play tetris!  I wanna, I WANNA, I WANNA!!!

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 18, 2003, 03:51:51 AM
uvg: I thought I would make a humble inquiry into the nature of your cesation in posting to my thread. If you all would kindly think of more clever things that the Mario characters would not say, I would gladly read them. Au revoir!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Mario Master on May 18, 2003, 10:51:37 AM
Bowser: How much does this blouse cost?

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 18, 2003, 06:15:37 PM
Peach: Bowser's late! He was supposed to be here three hours ago!

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on May 19, 2003, 06:19:06 PM
Do I really sond that stuk-up?

I AM the ultimet video gamer!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Black Mage on May 19, 2003, 06:31:53 PM
 Eh-heh, you're missing the point my friend. First, re-call the name of your topic. "Atak or the worts things Mario would say!"

 So, one would assume that anything said like that would be the "opposite" of something they would normally say. And so, that message was posted using fairly uncommon words and proper grammar. The point made was that you often misspell words, and do not use punctuation.

 I wouldn't say it's an insult, more over, a fairly humorous observation.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 19, 2003, 06:58:58 PM
Yoshi: Pi-Pika-chu

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 19, 2003, 08:19:41 PM
Luigi: I wanna stay home! Don't make me come with you AGAIN, Mario!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 19, 2003, 08:58:30 PM
Miyamoto: Sure I'll make a 2-D Mario platformer for the GameCube!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Sapphira on May 19, 2003, 09:08:34 PM
*Mario and Bowser are duking it out at the end of a game, while Peach is tied up, watching and waiting for Mario to beat him and rescue her. The battle is long and persistant, seeming to go nowhere.*

Bowser: Hey, Mario, what are we doing, anyway?
Mario: I dunno, fighting to get the princess?
Bowser: Why don't we take a break.
Mario: Okay.

-10 minutes later-
*Mario and Bowser are sitting on a red and white checkered blanket, sipping tea and talking as if they were old friends.*

Bowser: So whaddaya say, Mar? Let's go outside and pick some flowers.

*The two happily skip off, hand in claw, Princess Peach angrily still tied up and hanging.*

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Edited by - Sapphira on 5/19/2003 8:09:59 PM
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Insane Steve on May 19, 2003, 09:11:34 PM
Mario: Man, I really need to lose some weight.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Fifth on May 19, 2003, 09:45:03 PM
Man, a 2-D Mario platformer on the Gamecube would be awesome!

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: King Boo on May 19, 2003, 09:57:37 PM
Wario:Im gonna give my treasure to Mario.

"One may as well hang for a stolen sheep as for a stolen lamb"
Ankle,Tingle younger brother,The Wind Waker
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 19, 2003, 11:23:16 PM
Yes, Fifth, it definitely would.

(Note: My observations indicate that "definitely" is the most often misspelled word here on the Fungi Forums.)
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Luigison on May 19, 2003, 11:30:10 PM
Ditto.

A 2-D Mario platformer on the Gamecube would be cooler that SMS.

"I'm moving to Hyrule," said Mario after hitting his head on the millionth brick.

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"Politicians need to be more honest about lying."
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 20, 2003, 12:51:13 PM
Toad: Mmmm Chicken Marsala.

(For those of you who don't know, chicken marsala is chicken cooked in marsala wine, with mushrooms on top.)

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Sapphira on May 20, 2003, 12:57:10 PM
(Mushroom Kindomers eat Mushrooms.)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Jman on May 25, 2003, 07:47:13 PM
Mario:  Pokemon!  Gotta catch em all! POkemon! I looooooove Pokemon! Oh cute widdle Pikachu.
Bowser: Gimme a bud Lite. Bartender:No I.d. required oh Bowser king of the koopas.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 25, 2003, 07:57:46 PM
Mr Game and Watch: Hey cool a paper shredder!

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dr. Mario on June 05, 2003, 08:51:23 PM
Toad: The princess is in trouble
Mario: Oh, can't it wait? I'm watching the lint fall from the celing to the ground, because I have nothing better to do.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Luigison on June 05, 2003, 09:30:49 PM
Mario to Wario, "Hey, at least I'm not THAT fat."

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Random Signature:
"I hate to spread rumours. But what else one can do with them?"
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 06, 2003, 08:47:15 PM
"I'm moving to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
-Link, after rolling into the millionth tree

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Luigison on June 06, 2003, 11:06:33 PM
Cool, I wonder where you got that idea:

"I'm moving to Hyrule," said Mario after hitting his head on the millionth brick.

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Random Signature:
"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Luigison on June 06, 2003, 11:13:15 PM
I just notice the random sig on my last post.  It prob. seems like I am being ....

but, I didn't mean it that way.

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Random Signature:
"Next hint: Mariopedia."
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: drmario64 on July 01, 2003, 07:40:45 AM
I have one!
This is when they were in school.

Luigi:Wait up Mario!
Mario:Where were you Luigi?
Luigi:I had to stay in the kitchen!
Mario:Why?
Luigi:WHY!!BECAUSE my big,fat,DUMB brother left dirty dishes and a big mess!
Mario:You have a Second brother!What's his name?
Luigi:HIS NAME IS MARIO!!!!!
Mario:Oh,his name is Mar...Wait a minute!YOU calling me a big,fat brother!
Luigi:You forgot dumb!
Mario:That's it!
They start fighting!

Pre-school days...HeHeHe!

These pills will help you lose your mario memory or it can make you lose all your memory exept mario.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 01, 2003, 05:25:39 PM
Wario: Excuse me sir, but I do believe you dropped this sack of gold coins.

"I see!" said the blind man, to his deaf son, as the no-legged man walked by.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 01, 2003, 06:04:36 PM
Deezer: Life? I don't have one! Of course I'll update every single day!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Jman on July 01, 2003, 07:00:50 PM
Don't play Nintendo, play xbox and PS2.

I''''m a Mario and Sonic rube!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Jman on July 01, 2003, 07:01:13 PM
Jman:Where is the xbox pub?



I''''m a Mario and Sonic rube!

Edited by - Jman on 7/1/2003 6:03:02 PM
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 01, 2003, 08:05:57 PM
Bowser: I love you Mario!

"I see!" said the blind man, to his deaf son, as the no-legged man walked by.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dark King on July 02, 2003, 10:00:48 AM
PS2 is the best game system.I even have Grand Theft Auto Vice City.

How do you drive a blonde crazy?
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 02, 2003, 10:17:08 AM
Viruses fro Dr. Mario: More Megavitamins please!

"I see!" said the blind man, to his deaf son, as the no-legged man walked by.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Quijo on July 02, 2003, 10:30:40 AM
"I love-a-mushrooms!"!



 All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.

Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 09, 2003, 12:10:31 PM
Waluigi: My name is great! I really love my name1
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Wheel_kirby on July 15, 2003, 12:03:11 AM
Daisy: I just love sitting here all alone all day!

\
\\  __
\\\(^^) Rollin,Rollin,Rollin,

Peach: What?!?! this isnt haiwii!!!
Mario: Ohhh... forget haiwaii!



Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: King Boo on July 15, 2003, 03:44:01 AM
Bowser:Did you know....IM A BIG FAN OF MARIO!!!???
Im so honoured to be fighting him & getting beaten each time!!!!
I hate him at the same time!!!!

AH ha ha ha ha ha!
You did it!
My masterpiece!-Wario,Wario Ware, Inc.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on August 04, 2003, 03:27:52 PM
I had no idea uvg was only 10 years old. I thought he was an idiot. LOL

______________________________
You''re a towel!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Dr. Mario on August 05, 2003, 06:19:49 AM
Petey Pihrana: How can I keep throwing up like this?
Boo: Man, my arms are short!
Luigi: Save the proncess? Nah... let Mario do that.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Forest Guy on August 09, 2003, 02:00:18 PM
Mario to Petey Pirahna: Listen Petey, Bulimia is not healthy. Don't worry, you're not THAT fat!

Mr. Game and Watch: Oh please! Colecovision? That's so out of date!

(Note, Colecovision was an old game system before Game and Watch packs were out. I want a Game and Watch so much!)
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on August 09, 2003, 08:12:41 PM
Aculy, im 12.Thers game and whach on smash mely.

Whith a brother like monkey die and a frend like dark king, who neads eenemies?
-uvg, the ultimet video gamer.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TEM on August 09, 2003, 08:24:13 PM
May I suggest getting a Webster's Dictionary.

Time slowed and Reality bent.But, on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Markio on August 09, 2003, 08:30:10 PM
I think the title was A Talk Of The Worst Things Mario Would Say.  So we say things that they wouldn't usually say.  I know!
Peach: Allow me to introduce myself.  I am Princess Apple, and... darn it!  Why did I have to be named after a fruit!/_\

Hamster Sauce!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Forest Guy on August 09, 2003, 08:37:54 PM
Yeah I know uvg. I own Super Smash Bros. Melee. i got it the day it came out. I have Mr. Game and Watch. If you read what I said, I said I want a Game and Watch pack! You probably don't even know what that is. It's an old LED liquid crystal display game that played only one game. So now when you go around telling people things thinking you're doing a huge favor for them, make sure you at least know what the thing was. I apologise for my rudeness, but I'm just in a bad mood because I'm hungry. Time to go get a snack! Yum!
In the mean time, here's another tidbit.....

Bowser while playing the original Super Mario Bros. in a castle- "Gee I was fat back then."
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: WarpRattler on August 14, 2003, 02:07:59 PM
I used to have a G&W, it was a red Fire! one. It was fun, I would set it on my desk at school when I was in fourth grade and use it as a clock. I wouldn't play it during school, of course. It finally died when its batteries ran out.



Yay!!! Yay!!! Yay!!! Yay!!! Yay!!! Yay!!! I like saying Yay!!! YAY!!!!!

Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on August 22, 2003, 02:06:44 PM
I know what game and whaches are.Ime not suped. I love to play his games. I dont have any game and whaches, but I have a game and whach galery!

Whith a brother like monkey die and a frend like dark king, who neads eenemies?
-uvg, the ultimet video gamer.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Forest Guy on August 22, 2003, 04:45:05 PM
Gee with that kinda spelling, it's kinda hard to tell your intelligence. And what I wanna know, is if you read the posts, why don't you look at them for ways to spell the things? For example, I wrote "Game and Watch" in both of my posts. You misspelled it as "Game and Whach" in both of yours. Don't ya' think it would be pretty logical to just look at my posts to copy the spelling? Or did that thought never occurr to you?

My cause is worthy. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of darkness.*Eats slice of pizza* Virtue is what you must achieve. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on September 17, 2003, 09:55:16 PM
Did it ever occur to you guys that maybe hes' spelling that way on purpose, like when someones' chatting?
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Zoid4 on September 23, 2003, 10:51:51 PM
Actually, chat room talk is generally used so you can type quicker. This is a message board. Not real-time, no rush necessary.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: WarpRattler on September 27, 2003, 03:36:45 PM
Mario: I hate pasta!



No more yays! I can post in closed topics! I like pie.All your base are belong to us.AIM name: donotcare95

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who

...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.

Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: gamemaster79 on September 29, 2003, 07:24:04 PM
Everyone should stop being mean to uvg! It might not be his fault! Yes, maybe it is hard to understand what he is saying, but come on! Anyway, what country are you from (that might effect his literature) (If you're talking bad on porpuse, then forget everything I just said)

Bowser: Why do I keep capturing Peach? Mario will just bust the bridge again!

Mario: Have you ever wondered why we're all wearing gloves?

Mr. Game & Watch: I'm the newest one here, right?

Luigi: Why do I kick when I jump?

Wario: I'm on a diet!

Daisy: WAR! Let's fight against the Mushroom Kingdom!

Yoshi: I like meat! No more fruit!

Monkey from SM64: Do I look good in this hat?

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I''m the 79th gamemaster!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: SROA on October 07, 2003, 11:09:05 AM
Mario: Bowser why do you kidnap Peach
Bowser: because she is the princess
Mario: why?
Bowser: so I can be King of the mushroom Kingdom
Mario: Why?
Bowser: because I want to
Mario: why?
Bowser: YOU ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!
Mario: why?

I am soo EEEVIL and one of my evil schems is to keep writing speeling errors to annoy people MWAHAHAAHAHA
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 08, 2003, 06:51:40 AM
Mario: Yeach! Bowser's-a always kinapping-a Peach!I wanna go-a home!
Luigi: I have no brother...
Yoshi: I'm sooooooo hungry that I could eat that short, fat guy with the funny moustache!!
Peach: I'm a princess; therefore, obey me ALL the time! If you object, I'll have you executed!!
Toad: I QUIT!!!
Wario: I gave away all my money to charity...
Bowser: I retire from kidnapping! Mario always beats me. It's GAME OVER folks.... FOREVER!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Donkey Kong: Ooooooooh! Pasta!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 08, 2003, 06:12:45 PM
Mario: I hate burgers and spaghetti and...
Luigi: I love being second banana to some short Italian guy.

Smell,
His
Is
Tonic

Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/8/2003 5:35:30 PM
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: WarpRattler on November 02, 2003, 05:49:23 AM
Bowser: I LOVE FLOWERS!!!

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
Please unban me from #tmk. I promise to stop being so annoying.
CATS:ALL YOUR LOWER SURFACE ARE HEARING TO US
CATS:YOU CREDIT NO PROBABILITY TO SURVIVING FORMING YOUR TIME.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Wheel_kirby on November 15, 2003, 03:08:33 AM
Mario: does this dress look good on me?

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An 1857 pioneer- "Oh you hush! if god made it then it shouldnt hurt me!" *Eats a mushroom* The next day he died of poisoning...
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: tom ato on November 16, 2003, 03:08:05 AM
toad: princess peach has kidnapped bowser and is holding him hostage in the haunted woods
mario: great now i gotta save that shell face before i lose my job
luigi: ill go, pick me 2 go i love ghosts (walks into the woods and comes out screaming)
mario whats up your poop hole
luigi: n-n-n no i-i-it-it-its w-wh-wh-what i-i-i s-s-saw
toad: what your own reflection
luigi: no worse it was a framed and autographed picture of mario
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: tom ato on November 16, 2003, 03:08:10 AM
toad: princess peach has kidnapped bowser and is holding him hostage in the haunted woods
mario: great now i gotta save that shell face before i lose my job
luigi: ill go, pick me 2 go i love ghosts (walks into the woods and comes out screaming)
mario whats up your poop hole
luigi: n-n-n no i-i-it-it-its w-wh-wh-what i-i-i s-s-saw
toad: what your own reflection
luigi: no worse it was a framed and autographed picture of mario
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Alucard on November 16, 2003, 08:35:53 AM
Mario: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Luigi: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Toad: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Peach: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Bowser: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Wart: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Koopalings: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Dr.Donez: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Fred the Spanyard: Uhhhhhhhhhh....
Bill the Extra Guy: Uhhhhhhhhh....
Prof. Executrain: Uhhhhhhhhhhh....
Jill the Extra Gal: Uhhhhhhhhh....
Coloneal Zadok: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Magruger: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Other Toads: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
All of 'Em: Frankenstien?

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This has been a live recording over at Super Mario Moonshine. HA HA! Studios
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TEM on November 16, 2003, 07:37:06 PM
This thread is like an ugly scar that uvg carved on the forum's skin. Though he is gone it remains and won't heal for a looong time.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Forest Guy on November 16, 2003, 09:48:55 PM
Yes...there's something unsettling about it... I'm getting the jubblies just thing about it.

I am Meowrik! The 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! beware the fearsome fury of my fiery Jalapeno Katana!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 17, 2003, 08:08:32 AM
Mario jumps on a [bad] Goomba...
Mario: Mama mia! I am-a so very sorry for-a this bad-a behaviour of-a mine!
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Peach screams for help...
Mario: Yawn! Look-a here, cutie! I'm-a sick and-a tired of your-a petty squealing! Mama mia [snorts]...
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Toad: How much for the rat poison?
Shopkeeper: Twenty-four coins. You got a serious rodent problem at home, sir?
Toad: Actually, it's more of a serious "royal" problem at home. Hey! Did you know it is my turn to make the princess' dinner tonight?
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Luigi: What's up, pal?
Waluigi: Hiya there, ol' buddy ol' pal!
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Yoshi: Fellow yoshis! This is just the plain beautiful day we were all lookin' for, the day we will make our alliance with the Koopas!
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Bowser: Peace, my brother...
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Donkey Kong: Yummmy! What Mario say to Donkey this stuff again?
Mario: Spaghetti...
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Peach: Mario, Luigi. I have a confession to make for both of you. I'm... your... long... lost... half-sister!!
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(Alternative Quoting) Peach: Mario, Luigi. I have a confession to make for both of you. I... slept... with... Bowser...!!!
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Daisy: Luigi... you're banned from Sarasaland!
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Mario: Peach, Weege (Luigi). I-a have a confession to make-a for-a both of-a you. I-a... slept... with-a... Wario...!!!
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Hope(N Forever): Ain't I cruel?
Mushroom Kingdom: No way! You're quite nice!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Edited by - Hope(N Forever) on 11/17/2003 6:22:13 AM
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 17, 2003, 09:04:56 PM
"I'm getting the jubblies just thing about it." Aahahahahaha.

Nothing says lovin’ like Chupperson from the oven.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: NintendoIke64 on November 22, 2003, 01:46:08 PM
Hooray! I'm the 100th poster to this topic! In your face!...well, okay, maybe it's not THAT great...
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Popple on November 22, 2003, 10:39:37 PM
Well Im the hundred-first poster 101! 101!

As for the worst things mario characters would say:

Toad: I have unprotected intercourse with bowser every time mario leaves him there unconcious.

Wario: Yo Yo Yo, dude im in da hiz-ouse i'll shizzle yo barizzle fizzle all up in dis hizzle. Word yo, im the shiz-net homie-G. Uhh... er, word... and umm, slung, Wait wait i meant slang. Phew, that was a close one, almost lost my coolness for a second.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 04, 2004, 09:36:10 AM
Mario: Soooooooo...
I-a hit this-a block because I-a need to-a get-a a Foam Flower?
Luigi: What's the matter with you, Mario!? It's a Fire Flower!!
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Yoshi: Oh! A fat plumber! He looks tasty!
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Peach: Oh, the love of my life...
You have finally kidnapped me once again!
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Wendy: I love you, Mario!!
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Ludwing: What's a piano?
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Baby Bowser: No! Me make big mistake! It Papa Peach!
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Bowser: To free myself of that wretched Mario once and for all: I need to jump off this cliff into Bottomless Valley!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Forest Guy on March 04, 2004, 08:48:04 PM
HopeN, why'd you revive this topic?

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If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 05, 2004, 02:19:31 AM
I was attempting to recycle threads, and I thought this topic is so much fun to type on again...

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: TLW on March 05, 2004, 07:17:56 PM
 You love this topic so much, I decieded to come back. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! By the way, donotcare95, are you from SoaH city? so am I! I love pie, the national food there. and "all your bases are beloning to us" was a giys sig.

If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Forest Guy on March 05, 2004, 07:19:43 PM
uvg never ceases to amaze me...

The line is "All your base are belong to us."


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If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: n/a on March 05, 2004, 09:07:26 PM
Ahahahahaaaahahhahhhhaaähaahaaheh... sorry...
That was good, uvg. Pie...



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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Popple on March 05, 2004, 09:18:11 PM
It's hard to take uvg seriously, I always imagine a person's voice is similar to how they type, so he sounds, in my mind, like a child I know with multiple speech impediments, who I can't understand.
Title: A rack of the warmest thighs, arms, slow-wood cooked, ay!
Post by: TLW on October 25, 2009, 02:29:28 AM
So, I have decided to revive this topic every time I come back, so you can all feel the gash on your society I have left.

Go ahead. Pretend it's not there. Act as if nothing has happend. Maybe you'd get some self confidence back, meet a nice girl. You fall in love, and marry. All is right in the world, and you decide it's time to bring children into it. That is, until in a passionate fit of lovemaking, your hunny-bunny swipes over your scar tissue! All those feelings come rushing back, and then BAMN, can't get it up.

So welcome me. Welcome your newfound erectile disfunction and I back into your life. You know you won't be happy either way, so make it easy on yourself.

Also, MARIO: Boy, I sure love that there is no chain chomps around here...
TOAD: Oh, then you're going to love this news: I'm pregnant! And it's not yours! :D
Mario: D:
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Glorb on October 25, 2009, 11:55:22 AM
I'm not sure, but I think this is pretty much the scientific opposite of funny.
Title: Bak o' Tha Warts: Things My Honey Would Say.
Post by: TLW on October 25, 2009, 12:31:47 PM
'Tis what I excel at.
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: Weegee on October 25, 2009, 12:35:39 PM
I'm not sure, but I think this is pretty much the scientific opposite of funny.

...That's your cue, Ped Xing!
Title: Re: Atak or the worts things Mario would say!
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 25, 2009, 02:04:53 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Funrealitymag.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F07%2F19017-beetlejuice.jpg&hash=72a7dcc4cba889ef226804dac9a43de9)