Ahh yes... Spam has many adverse effects on the human mind! And speaking of sellouts, how did this string go from 'control on the general message board' to Spam stories? It's kind of funny if you ask me...
BTW- Spam is very good if cut into 1 cm cubes, fried and served with scrambled eggs. Easy to prepare and full of energy, Spam and eggs is perfect for camping or hiking trips!