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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2003, 12:06:55 AM »
I mean, it makes everything more confusing than it already was.

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Sapphira

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« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2003, 11:51:46 PM »
Here's my theory:
I say all those Baby Bowsers/Koopa Kids (NOT the 7 Koopalings) are actually Bowser's clones. Bowser Jr. IS his son, but one that's geneticically altered a tad. (HE actually looks a little different from the others.

Ever seen Star Wars: Ep. 2?  It's probably kind of like that whole Jengo Fett thing and everything, only vise-versa on the son/clone genetic thing. This would also explain why they all look EXACTLY like Bowser when he was a kid, except Jr. who's a LITTLE different.

As for the Koopalings, they're a completely different issue.

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Hirocon

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« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2003, 10:45:50 PM »
Why is a theory even necessary regarding the Koopa kids?  Is procreation such a taboo Mario topic that it is inconceivable that Bowser may have fathered children?  I say, his private relations are none of our business, and we should just accept the fact that the koop kids have a mother somewhere, which we will probably never see.

I can't imagine that Bowser would be a very caring father, so he probably just abandoned the seven koopalings after they were defeated several times.  As for Bowser Junior and the mini-koopas that appear in the Mario Party games and SMS, they are probably just more of his children.  Being younger than the koopalings, it is understandable that they look very similar to each other (most babies look very similar to each other, especially to us, another species), and Bowser probably just didn't care enough anymore to give them names.

Sapphira

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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2003, 11:10:18 PM »
Bowser just doesn't seem like the type that would have actual kids. Plus, I mean, there had to be a mom, whom he apparently he doesn't give a rip about b/c of his obsession with the princess.

I say the Baby Bowsers are part of a mass clone militia, in order to assist Bowser in his world conquest (I mean, there's TONS of 'em altogether if you count the # of 'em in each game they're in. Plus they all look exactly the same. --And the same as what Bowser looked like as a baby. The Baby Bowsers AREN'T infants--you can tell by the way they talk.)
Jr. is his altered clone so Bowser can have someone to carry on his legacy.

As for the Koopalings...I won't give my theory away; it'll be revealed in my fanfic--if I ever get up to that part.

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« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2003, 03:14:33 PM »
http://www.geocities.com/mrfrostbiteus/famtree.html

That should set things straight.

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« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2003, 03:41:19 PM »
thats Jango Fett....heck I know that and I havent even seen the movie yet...

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Sapphira

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« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2003, 05:01:29 PM »
Whoops. Typo. Heheh...sor-RY! :P

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2003, 11:00:37 PM »
Nicely done, frostbite.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2003, 11:11:39 PM »
Hmm... Intersting, frostbite. But who the heck is this "Lena Koopa"?

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2003, 11:49:00 PM »
She was obviously in a comic book.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2003, 11:55:44 PM »
Ooookaaaaay...

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« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2003, 11:53:10 AM »
This is a hard question to answer. The games theirselves and the the cartoons/comics told about the Koopa Kids completely differently. I'm not even sure if there is a real factual answer.

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« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2003, 12:22:36 PM »
Okay ... this is getting complicated. Why not actually asking Nintendo themselves? At info@nintendo.com. (Can you use HTML on this board? I was going to make the e-mail a'mailto' HTML code but I'm not sure if ... you know.)

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Sapphira

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« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2003, 12:32:52 PM »
No, you cannot use HTML on this board. ...Unless you happen to possess the secret "Powers." ...I'm not even gonna get into this discussion...

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« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2003, 02:05:26 PM »
Oh, mittens. That's why when I typed YOUR TEXT HERE somewhere it didn't work. Oh, who gives a Jaffa Cake. Roll on the Koopa discussion.

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