(Gargamel): I'm not here at the moment. Oh, I hate those Smurfs! Why, just the other day I opened yet another one of those mysterious presents I get from that fool Jokey Smurf. I don't know why I always do that (this must be the 17th time) but that present is too hard to pass up! It's so square and.......did I mention I hate Smurfs? Oh, how I hate Smurfs! It drives me nuts! So much, that instead of getting a job and moving out of this shack, a create useless and pathetic spells that never seem to work to turn them into gold! Why do I hate them so much? 'Cause they're blue! I hate the color blue! It's so blue and........I hate Smurfs! I would be doing something different right now, but instead of picking up the phone and answering your call, I'm hunting down Papa Smurf! Oh, SMURFBALLS! Azrael just crapped on my beautiful carpet! Bad kitty! Don't make me get the hose! Oh, ouch! Stop, BAD KITTY! YEOCH! That's it, I've had enough of this! *Loud bang*.............phew, stupid cat. Now where was I? I hate smurfs! Oh look, another present, just for me! To: Gargamel. From: Jokey Smurf. Oh, how nice of him! I always love presen-OUCH! That Jokey Smurf put a rocket propeled punching glove in the box that just hit me in the face! Why would he do that....yeow........I'll get you some day, Jokey! Oh, are you still there? Wait, I haven't finished my message yet! Please, I need more time! I hate-(beep!)
