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WarpRattler

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« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2011, 10:06:32 PM »
Bad command or file name
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #31 on: May 30, 2011, 10:13:03 PM »
>delete *.*
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

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« Reply #32 on: May 30, 2011, 10:17:21 PM »
At this point, the narrator didn't feel like simulating a DOS prompt anymore, and restarted the instance.

You enter the dungeon. In your hand is a REVOLVER containing SIX BULLETS. Possible exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and BACKWARDS.

What will you do?

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« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2011, 10:20:33 PM »
>Delete system32
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2011, 10:24:28 PM »
I don't understand "delete."

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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2011, 10:30:49 PM »
>SOUTH
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2011, 10:35:46 PM »
You smack your face into a closed door.

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BP

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« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2011, 10:38:27 PM »
>Threaten door
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

WarpRattler

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« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2011, 10:40:37 PM »
It's just a door. Threatening it won't do you any good.

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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2011, 10:42:20 PM »
>Look at SIX BULLETS
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

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« Reply #40 on: May 30, 2011, 10:46:22 PM »
You raised these bullets yourself and hold each one very dear. At the same time, though, you are prepared to let them go if the need arises. They are all aware of their role and will fulfill it faithfully.

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« Reply #41 on: May 30, 2011, 10:56:45 PM »
> Eat bullets.
"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2011, 11:05:58 PM »
You shoot yourself in the mouth.

Thy game is over. You earned zero points. How are you so bad at this?

Would you like to play again (y/n)?

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« Reply #43 on: May 30, 2011, 11:07:51 PM »
> maybe
"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
1-800-COLLECT: SAVE A BUCK OR TWO!!

WarpRattler

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« Reply #44 on: May 30, 2011, 11:09:05 PM »
Interpreting vague response as "yes."

You are in a car. Possible exits are AT THE NEXT ON RAMP and STRAIGHT.

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