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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: TEM on February 12, 2009, 10:04:18 PM
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Which one of these scale slayers is the fattest?
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Snorlax. Nothing moves the Blob but he is only a bit bigger than some people. Snorlax is several times a person's size and undoubtedly contains more fat. Though, you could call fatness a relative thing--there are no thin Snorlax, so any particular one could be considered only pudgy compared to the average size, while The Blob is considerably large compared to normal people.
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Oh, this is a tough one. I would've factored Wario into this equation (though I'm not sure he'd even fit because he's so fat), but I'm gonna have to say The Blob because he continues to get fatter and fatter every time they draw him. Snorlax seems to stay the same (only because japanese artists tend to be more consistent with how they draw their characters).
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My interpretation of Snorlax comes from Smash Bros., where he is definitely fatter than The Blob.
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Snorlax hands down. He's a gigantic pillow...Zzzz.
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You are all obviously giant n00bs because The Blob as part of his powers can alter his mass to nealy inconceivable levels where only THE HULK can move him
whereas
SNORLAX weighs 1014.1 lbs...
IDIOTS
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That's cheating. That's like Roadrunner getting into the Fat Shark to beat Sonic.
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Mass doesn't equal fatness.
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Okay, so we are going by actual amount (i.e., mass) of fat tissue only?
Hmm.
First, we must consider whether SNORLAX is actually made of normal animal parts, because he looks like just a giant smooth fake thing. Upon further review I realized that SNORLAX posses the ability to use THICK FAT. Clearly then, both The Blob and SNORLAX can be assumed to consist of actual fat.
SNORLAX height is listed 2.1 m. He's roughly a circle so that puts his approximate volume at 3.6 m³.
The Blob's height is 5'10" or 1.78 m. I think he's also about a circle (a little taller than thick for body, but adding the limbs evens that out) so his volume is 2.2 m³.
SNORLAX weighs 1014.1 lbs.
The Blob weighs 510 lbs (not using gravity field power).
SNORLAX density is thus 1014.1 lbs/3.6 m³ = 282 lbs/m³.
Blob density is 510 lbs/2.2 m³ = 232 lbs/m³.
Looks like SNORLAX is undeniably fatter.
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Snorlax is fatter. That is all.
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Some of Snorlax's 1,000+ frame could be muscle. He can't be all fat, right? I guess the same can be said for Blob though.
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Can't be, its attack stat hardly stands out. It's not bad, but not good either.
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We can all agree that Snorlax can at least move, correct? His body must contain some portion of muscle.
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Snorlax can digest the blob unless, of course the blob eats the Snorlax first!
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Can't be, its attack stat hardly stands out. It's not bad, but not good either.
But stats aren't necessarily any indicator; you'd think its defense would be great with all that blubber, but that stat is pitiful.
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Fat isn't necessarily a good defense.
And Ehud came to him as he was sitting alone in his cool roof chamber. And Ehud said, “I have a message from God for you.” And he arose from his seat. And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out.
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You're fatter, fatty. >:(
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What's with the fat rage?
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Go jog, you slug-like abomination. Eat some celery, you bloated tick. Climb some stairs, you jiggling pile of whale carcass. Jump some rope, you crock pot of assorted congealed animal lard. Do some sit-ups, you human potatoe. Put down the cheetoes, you bovinial glutton. Lay of the processed foods, you bulging shame-to-your-parents. Say no to Captain Crunch, you bouyant pimple.
ET CETERA
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You're so fat you went for a jog and my radio station skipped.
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Hey look, Boo Dudley is back.
Hi!
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We can all agree that Snorlax can at least move, correct? His body must contain some portion of muscle.
He dances to the tune of the Poke Flute in Pokemon Snap. :P
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Hey look, Boo Dudley is back.
Hi!
You have reached my automated response machine. Please pick one of the following:
1) And badder than ever. Let's tear dis joint up!
2) I never left *points to your heart*
3) Egg salad sandwich.
Thank you and have a nice day.
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3) Egg salad sandwich.
How much for em'?
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Snorlax, hands down.
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A fat fetish image of Peach on DeviantART
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How in the world do you come across these strange pictures?
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You really need to go on DevianTART less, Kojinka.
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Hey, Boo Dudley, you mind if I use some of those insults?
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A fat fetish image of Peach on DeviantART
Are the people who draw those mentally ill?
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Just part of a very specific target audience.
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Is it too late to point out that The Blob is weak to "see oh two?"