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Title: Prepare for war.......
Post by: CashCrazed on September 10, 2002, 05:46:27 PM
I sent a local scout to see TUNMB, and they are plotting war against us! But beware......although we have about the same amount of posting men, our bases(the Fungi Forums) are very outdated(in terms of war, we only have rifles and low-quality tanks, while they have A-bombs) and our men are not well trained {we only have 1 general(Deezer), and he's practically retired}.

They can easily defeat us unless we are well prepared, as they have around 5 generals, and their boards are well defended.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Insane Steve on September 10, 2002, 05:54:43 PM
...

All I have to say.

(I must be the only one that is unbiased towards either board. Hmmmmmph...)

I am the Diet Cola of forum cynics: Just one calorie; not enough...
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 10, 2002, 05:57:41 PM
I don't get it. I don't even care about TUNMB. The Unknowingly Napalm-like Mario Board.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 9/10/2002 4:58:32 PM
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: red_yoshi on September 10, 2002, 05:57:45 PM
.... its a board, they cant effect us, your being stupid, look i know u like to pretend but most of us here do not like having there boards filled with junk like this, please no one else repley to this, it will just cuase pain and suffering and just well boringness so in 3... 2... 1... and its gone....
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 10, 2002, 05:58:54 PM
WHAT!
We replied at the same time!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Insane Steve on September 10, 2002, 05:59:08 PM
I don't see how this topic is "providing boringness".

!!!TAKEN AWAY!!! -- You happy?

Like my new sig? Heh heh heh

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 9/10/2002 7:46:59 PM
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: CashCrazed on September 10, 2002, 06:06:59 PM
Wow....20 minutes and I get 5 posts....

I guess then none of you care that TUNMB wants to destroy TMK.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Insane Steve on September 10, 2002, 06:11:46 PM
*sigh* I'll see if I can stop them.

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: red_yoshi on September 10, 2002, 07:36:42 PM
hmm... u know who i am, good then u have learned how to read. Newbie. i have been here longer then u. i may have left for a while, but ask frostbite and he will say i have been here a lot longer then u!
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 10, 2002, 07:52:11 PM
I've been here for a long time as *~*StArMaN*~*!
Check the older forums and you will see I have posted some of them.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Insane Steve on September 10, 2002, 08:45:38 PM
I guess you AREN'T who I thought you were. There is someone on another board who types similarly to you and has a semi-similar name.

Hmmmmph. I only thought you were someone else, O Brazen One. Hmmm, call me a newbie why don't you? Newbieness is NOT determined by time spent here alone. I can easily believe that you have been here longer than me. I can believe a lot of people have. However, it appears I have almost 3 times as many posts as you. What does this mean? Nothing really, just don't be so.... brazen. I would have prefered cynicism, but that was too much like sarcasm.

"Sarcasm is the attack of the weak to attempt to hurt the weaker."
~~Anon.

Of course, I feel dumb for my (wrong)comment. I am not flaming you. However, I do NOT wish to be called a newbie by anyone. Newbie signifies unknowingness, and worst of all, STUPIDITY. I AM NOT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for all the !s. But I cannot stand my intelligence be insulted, for it is the only thing I have.

PS: I do not want ANY crap from ANY OF YOU about what I typed. And if you are too full of yourselves to take it seriously, so be it.

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 10, 2002, 10:24:02 PM
Hmm... I must have missed something...

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 11, 2002, 03:34:11 PM
!!!!!

______________________________
Destiny is like the flow of a vast river, it never ends.

www.songbirdocarina.com
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: cable04 on September 13, 2002, 02:21:39 PM
look, i'm from TUNMB, as most of you know
while i do NOT like seeing it being spoken ill of, i would rather not have war
in fact, if TMK went to war, i would hope it to be a revolution for the ppl's benefit

i used to come here, this used to be 'the nintendo place'
now, i believe TUNMB is it

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Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Insane Steve on September 13, 2002, 10:14:40 PM
Ok, I must be the only person who visits and is active daily on both boards, so here is my full and complete synopsis:

TMK +s

More members signed up
Simple forum design
Less spam topics
Relativly few pop-up ads

TMK -s
Less active members (Believe it or not, you'd be hard-pressed to find 10-15 that post on General Mario Chat. I might be able to do it, but it would require thought. I am tired.)
Slow loading times (For me anyway)
The fact I can't figure out the HTML trick. I even copy-pasted a post someone else made using HTML and it didn't work. Hmmmmm...
Relativly inactive Moderators

TUNMB +s
More topics updated daily
More moderators (I even moderate one of the boards)
It isn't just Mario. (This is a BIG thing for me, but for some others...)
No flaming! At least not internally on the board, anyway.
Avatars. Avatars are cool.

TUNMB -s
Not that many members (less than 100)
Ratings system based solely on post count (Encourages spamming)
Confusing board layout! Too many individual forums.
The severe and overly strict rules. (To prove this: I put up an avatar today which was a sign reading: "No tresspassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." and it may be deemed to objectable to use. Obviously SOMEONE doesn't watch the news at all...)

There you have it. They both have major strengths and weaknesses, and therefore neither board makes me want to leave the other. Therefore, I am wholly AGAINST any kind of war. I don't wish to be in trouble due to my neutrality.

Thank you, that is, if you read that whole thing. I hope you all consider it so that nothing bad happens between the 2 sites.

The people of TUNMB should really STOP advertising on TMK. They don't need ads for another site. You said it once; it was locked.

The TMK people should respect (Or attempt to respect) the fact that several of the members prefer TUNMB. Of course, they shouldn't advertise the site.

NOTE: In no way am I advertising or advocating either site. I am stating my neutral opinions and my discontent for the idea of a stupid war. Real wars are stupid, and often futile (The one exception was WWII.) Site wars are the same way.

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 13, 2002, 10:28:27 PM
What happened to make all those people "betray" TMK?

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Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 14, 2002, 12:36:52 AM
I feel that "betray" is too strong a word. "Leave" might be more appropriate.
Anyway, I bet I could figure out the secret, if I wanted to... And then, Steve, I caould tell you... heheheh
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: CashCrazed on September 14, 2002, 09:05:04 AM
I really don't think the HTML being hidden is a good idea. More damage can be done in titles with it, and anyone could do that. But Deezer's probably too lazy to change anything.....
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Green Luigi on September 14, 2002, 12:25:53 PM
Hello everyone, I'm an administrator at TUNMB. Some of you might remember me from when I used to post here at TMK. Anyway, I came here to tell you that I do not want a war with TMK. I don't have any problems with TMK, and I think it's a good site. I'm going to tell the members of TUNMB to stop advertising here.

Oh, and Insane Steve, I don't have any problems with your avatar at TUNMB.

 I''''m-a Luigi, number one!
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: LieutenantEagle on September 14, 2002, 01:32:49 PM
I've never tried peace before.  Let me attempt it.

So, how about TUNMB and FF sign a No-Assault Treaty?  Who is with me?  Also, consider the following phrase (it has no real meaning whatsoever, I just want to put it here):

"We shall have peace," Theoden said.  Several of the riders cried out gladly.  "Yes, Saruman, we shall have peace...when you surrender the keys of Orthanc.  But I think, Saruman, that your voice has lost its charm."

Okay that was dumb.  But who's for the peace treaty?

LieutenantEagle
--------
Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: cable04 on September 14, 2002, 05:34:28 PM
it's me again...
i never wanted war with tmk
i respect green luigi enough that i will not advertise the site i go to any more
i truly wish the members here would speak up to deezer to upgrade these boards, though

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Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: CashCrazed on September 14, 2002, 07:50:02 PM
We had made SEVERAL topics in Site discussion asking Deezer to upgrade the forums, but they never did any good, he's just too lazy.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 14, 2002, 08:22:17 PM
What could you possibly do to "upgrade" this board?
Did Theoden say that to Saruman? I thought somebody else said that to him. Wait, did anyone ever say exactly that at all?
How could you have a "war" anyway? You can't physically damage anything, and it would be "virtually" impossible to have a virtual war.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 9/14/2002 7:23:47 PM
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 14, 2002, 11:46:23 PM
There he goes again, Chupperson making mindless puns!

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Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: cable04 on September 15, 2002, 10:02:27 AM
how could he upgrade?
he could change it to proboards so you guys could have avatars, font colors, diff fonts, emoticons, faster loading time...

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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: LieutenantEagle on September 15, 2002, 04:19:13 PM
Theoden did say that, after Saruman proposed peace with Rohan.  Consult-
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Chapter X: The Voice of Saruman; page 566, line 22.  Here's exactly what the book reads:
"We will have peace," said Theoden at last thickly and with an effort.  Several of the Riders cried out gladly.  Theoden held up his hand.  "Yes, we will have peace," he said, now in a clear voice, "we will have peace, when you and all your works have perished - and the works of your dark master to whom you would deliver us.  You are a liar, Saruman, and a corrupter of men's hearts.  You hold out your hand to me, and I perceive only a finger of the claw of Mordor.  Cruel and cold!  Even if your war on me was just - as it was not, for were you ten times as wise you would have no right to rule me and mine for your own profit as you desired - even so, what will you say of your torches in Westfold and the children that lie dead there?  And they hewed Hama's body before the gates of the Hornburg, after he was dead.  When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you and Orthanc.  So much for the House of Eorl.  A lesser son of great sires am I, but I do not need to lick your fingers.  Turn elsewhither.  But I fear your voice has lost its charm."  (paragraph) The Riders gazed up at Theoden like men startled out of a dream....

That's exactly what the book says, word for word.  If you are somehow related with the production of the Lord of the Rings books or Tolkien, please do not sue me, as I am only doing this in an answer to a question.

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Here is one thing that the Fungi Forums can be sure about.  If the day of war against TUNMB ever strikes, you may rest assured that the SMFCMB (Super Mario Fan Club Message Boards) are with you.  As for the thing about the war not hurting anybody...hmmm.... En Garde!  *unsheathes sword*

Just kidding.  *sheathes sword*  I hope the line above will not start Forum War I.

LieutenantEagle
--------
Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: smb allstars master on September 15, 2002, 06:27:02 PM
Lieutenant Eagle: That's exactly what the book says, word for word. If you are somehow related with the production of the Lord of the Rings books or Tolkien, please do not sue me, as I am only doing this in an answer to a question.

they cant sue you, anyway. theres some bull**** reproduction thing or something, where your allowed to use a portion of copyrighted material for a commentary or report or something. I dont know, but im pretty sure they cant sue u...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!



you really dont know, do you??

Edited by - smb allstars master on 9/15/2002 5:28:45 PM
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 15, 2002, 07:01:01 PM
I think you can only get in trouble if you try to sell it.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 15, 2002, 07:15:37 PM
Mindless puns?? How about these puns? This is some stuff I've thought up over the years...
Ok, there's this guy named "Leonardo Dementia"...
My knee can't buy me love...
Somebody bumped into another guy or something and said "Sorry, bud!" (and no one was the weiser)... Didja get that last one yet?
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: frostbite on September 16, 2002, 04:33:31 PM
Sorry BUD
none the WEISER

Budweiser
Beer
ALCOHOL

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #1:

"You are a moron. A complete idiot. The very fact that you haven`t died yet in some sort of comic mishap baffles me."
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 16, 2002, 08:28:48 PM
Yeah, I was tired when I made that one up. It's funnier when said out loud. Try it on your parents.
As for the quote... who said that? I recall someone (jokingly) calling me a mistake on two legs...
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: frostbite on September 17, 2002, 05:21:25 PM
Look at the title.

Weekly FROSTBITE Quote

Break it down.

They're all quotes from me.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #1:

"You are a moron. A complete idiot. The very fact that you haven`t died yet in some sort of comic mishap baffles me."
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: MadMario on September 17, 2002, 05:35:45 PM
Hey, LE, there's just a few problems with the SMFCMB supporting us:

1. It has EXACTLY three members (two of which are members of the FF, maybe all three)

2. It is sort of having a civil war (look at what Mace Windu said about my advice about getting more Marios rather than trying to send that SMS Game Test that has 8 questions that say "What is level # called?")

3. Green Luigi is neutral (Oh, wait! He isn't part of the SMFCMB!)

Well, anyway, it's nice how you have limited "HTML" enabled at your forum (in other words, EzCodes) and how you allow avatars.

Since we're on the subject, could someone tell me what the <p> command does? I know about
, I picked it up off of CashCrazed, and learned what it ment in the Review Comments forum (can't say what the forum ID is though because I don't want to get banned).

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: smb allstars master on September 17, 2002, 05:42:20 PM
paragraph, I think. I havent written somethin up in html for a while...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!



you really dont know, do you??
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 17, 2002, 06:54:57 PM
MadMario/SMASmaster: Yes, <p> means end paragraph, I think, and I think it puts an indent at the beginning of the next line.
frostbite: It could just as easily have meant you quoting someone.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: CashCrazed on September 17, 2002, 08:59:16 PM
I got a new sig, too. I'm thinking about making that GIF my avatar instead.




I only half exist; I am but a mere hole in reality

Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 17, 2002, 11:22:01 PM
I did it! I cracked the HTML secret! MUAH HA AHA HA HAH hA HAH AAAAAAA!!!
Now, I just have to figure out exactly how to DO it...

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 9/17/2002 11:48:39 PM
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Insane Steve on September 18, 2002, 07:33:16 PM
Hmmmm, I joined the SMFC yesterday (I love trivia), but my application didn't come out right, so I had to E-Mail the info to LE... I hope I get added ASAP, so I can submit all the tests...

The only one I played that I am worried about passing in the Paper Mario test...

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 18, 2002, 09:30:19 PM
Where is that? I'd like to go check that out...
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: bandicootbuddy on September 18, 2002, 11:38:25 PM
what kind of an idiot would do that?

crash: gamecube is cool.
spyro: of course it is.
mario: only cause im on it.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 18, 2002, 11:45:53 PM
1. See those appendages on the ends of your arms? Sit on those.
2. You know that hole on the front of your head, where you eat and stuff? Put a piece of duct tape there.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: MadMario on September 19, 2002, 04:47:17 PM
If you want to find the SMFC, then click that icon that looks like Mario in one of my posts.

Whoa! This is my 626th post!? I've been here a while!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Edited by - MadMario on 9/19/2002 3:49:05 PM
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: frostbite on September 19, 2002, 04:54:04 PM
That's nothing. This is my 1788th post.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #1:

"You are a moron. A complete idiot. The very fact that you haven`t died yet in some sort of comic mishap baffles me."
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 19, 2002, 07:43:57 PM
This is my 874th post.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Insane Steve on September 19, 2002, 08:51:11 PM
Odd, one day I had almost 800 posts, the next I have a total in the low 600s... Weird...

I now, according to my count, have 650. (Yes, I know I stated somewhere that I though post count announcements were dumb... but no one seems to care)

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: 00boo on September 23, 2002, 10:13:16 PM
i personally think this is funny its mostly just a joke cuz i think this is more of a game then any thing that your talking about hahahaha



























































so long for now old friends hahahaha












j/k haha good joke huh....uh i guess it was a bit wierd but i just want to play a game
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 23, 2002, 11:54:32 PM
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
 --Me
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Ellimist on September 24, 2002, 01:35:11 PM
I do think that this site should upgrade to Proboards. However, if you don't like pop-up ads, then you should upgrade to YaBB, which you can install to your hard drive and add to your site... somehow...

It just takes a little more effort and time, which Deezer doesn't seem to have. If you're too lazy, use Proboards. It's the same exact thing, but with annoying pop-ups. And it's fast... sometimes it takes 30 seconds for a page to load on this board, and I'm using DSL...

I wonder why all my posts end up being annoyingly long...
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 24, 2002, 10:33:16 PM
Loading time is immaterial.
It doesn't matter if it loads right away, for most of us anyway.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: MadMario on September 28, 2002, 03:45:52 PM
"Real wars are stupid, and often futile (The one exception was WWII.) Site wars are the same way."

Forgot to say this sooner, but the Revolutionary War is probably the most important war in American History.

I don't want war, and I agree, we should use YaBB (not ezboards like SMFCMB, or like Proboards cuz I hate pop-ups).

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: CashCrazed on September 28, 2002, 10:06:57 PM
The war issues with TUNMB were settled a long time ago, so this topic has no more purpose.
Title: Re: Prepare for war.......
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 28, 2002, 10:18:32 PM
Yeah, really... and I don't know what people are talking about... this site loads fine for me, except occasionally, when it's really really slow... but that's not enough to have to change it to another server... this is the classicgaming server... seems to work fine... please, don't argue, for you know this to be true...

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie